The story behind my online name Lao Niu Pi

Friends around me all call me "Lao Niu", which is an ordinary nickname that cannot be more ordinary. I don’t remember when I started being called that, or who started calling it. But I probably remember it has something to do with my online name.

That’s right, my online name is: Lao Niu Pi

Maybe it’s because of the word “Pi” that you can’t find any names with the same name on QQ now. If you are willing to give it a try, just search for the name and see an avatar with a few emerald green leaves surrounding the blue sky. That is me.

I have been called Lao Niu for about ten years. As time goes by, my friends have no limit. Whenever they encounter a sentence about "cow", they will subconsciously turn their attention to me. For example, when the issue of cows comes up in chat, they will ask me; when watching a movie, a cow is killed, and they will casually ask me if it hurts; in short, I will take the blame for anything related to cows that have a tragic fate. . It seems that the tragic object is me. Of course, I don’t have any displeasure, as long as everyone is happy, it’s okay to be amused.

When I enter a circle of friends, I always use the name Lao Niu first, so when many new friends know my name, they will be surprised and ask, your surname is not Niu? Yes, my surname is not Niu, my surname is Xu, Lin Zexu’s Xu. Unfortunately, I don’t remember any heroes in the old Xu family who served the country and the people, so when I mention them, I will talk about Lin Zexu’s Xu.

This is how Lao Niu came about, but how did Lao Niu ruffian come about?

This should start with my appearance. In fact, I am also naturally beautiful, with a good skin. I am not a super invincible Yushu Linfeng, but I am also charming, suave and talented. However, the hormonal imbalance in adolescence caused acne to spread unbridled on the face, and finally grew into what it is now.

In today’s words---I am disabled.

In fact, it’s okay to be simply disabled, but my eyes are not big, and they often have a fierce look, coupled with a rough face.

The first impression is usually that the facial features are fine individually, but together they don’t look like a good person.

This impression has been the same from high school to college.

I have two QQ numbers, one with 9 digits and one with 8 digits. The one I commonly use is the current 8-bit one, which is the one you can search for above. Speaking of this 8-digit number, it was given to me by an enemy who disliked me and wanted to beat me when I was in high school. The 9-digit number is probably stolen and is not used often, so I am too lazy to retrieve it.

My first online name was Walking in the Rain. It was given to me by a fellow villager and was used in the 9-digit number. I don’t know what this word means, but I just think it’s quite poetic and artistic, so I’ve been using it for more than a year. Looking at it now, it’s really a mess of pretentiousness. Later, when I searched a lot on the Internet, I began to resist this name. I think it's just too ordinary.

It’s okay to be just ordinary, but mainly because he doesn’t match my temperament.

My online name should be more masculine, masculine, and fierce.

One of my characteristics is that I look old. Of course, this is the definition in other people’s mouths. You must know that when you are in your teens and people keep saying that you look like 30 years old, Your subconscious mind is no longer a question of whether you recognize it or not, it is a question of whether you are too lazy to resist. Aren't you saying that I am old? That "oldness" is my characteristic. Then I will highlight my anxious appearance. So I changed my online name to one that specifically reflects my old age: Old cows eat young grass. I think this word is old enough.

Just think about it, the online name is okay, but who would call me a young person after I give him a nickname, so my friends will often seize on the first two words and call me Lao Niu.

Damn, after sorting it out like this, it seems that my old cow was not barked because of the old cow, but because the old cow was eating young grass.

Since the old cow ate young grass, the old cow has become a symbol in my life. Although it no longer represents me vividly (because I am getting younger and younger), this symbol has penetrated into the hearts of all my friends and cannot be changed.

After using Lao Niu Eating Tender Grass for a period of time, I feel that it still doesn’t work. Although the image of Lao Niu Eating Tender Grass illustrates my characteristics and is masculine enough, it is still not individual or fierce enough. It still can't get rid of the situation of searching a lot. It can be a screen name, but it is not a good screen name that people will remember. I need a more distinctive name.

The pursuit of uniqueness will always be a pain point for me.

In fact, from that time on, I recognized the symbol of the old cow. The cow is so good, diligent, hard-working, and down-to-earth. But I need another match. How to find this combination, I really put a lot of thought and brain into it.

I first picked from some long and fierce words: gods, immortals, demons, ghosts, knights, gangsters, criminals... But they all seemed to go together strangely. The old bull god? Old cow ghost? Old bully? No matter how you read it, it is not easy to pronounce.

By chance, I thought of watermelon rind, old cowhide. But the old cowhide is still not powerful enough. I checked and some people are using it.

At this moment, click, I remembered a book I read in junior high school called "First Intimate Contact", which was about online dating. The author was called Ruffian Cai.

This made me realize that the word "痞" does not only mean gangsters and gangsters, but also a word with special characteristics and personality. The old cowhide transforms into an old bully, which is smooth in spoken language and looks good in writing. The key is that it is strong enough.

Aren’t ruffians and hooligans the representatives of fierceness among young people?

Especially when I search in QQ, no one is using it. I knew I had found the oneness I wanted. I think this is it, I have my own exclusive online name. Without hesitation, it was changed to Lao Niu Pi and is still used today.

1. Combine your own characteristics: If you don’t know it yourself, look for it from others.

2. It must be fierce enough: The words must look fierce and the connotation must be fierce.

3. The call should be smooth and not too strange.

4. Come from life, and then return to life.

I can only help you this much. Combine the above four points to give yourself a new online name!

When I was young and immature, I was defined as old, anxious, and ruthless because of my appearance.

In fact, there is a heart behind the scenes. I used to be willful, ignorant, impulsive, and impatient with others and things. Everything was written on his face, causing a slight murderous look to appear on his face.

To this day, I have finally lived to the age that I was once said to be like. But I find that I am getting younger and younger, and my heart is getting calmer and calmer. This feeling is quite good.

Nowadays, I like to use the title Daniel in some communities. It’s not that I feel it represents power, but I feel that Daniel represents youth, Laoniu represents old age, and I am a young person.

Today I can finally give the old naughty guy a personal vision: After these years of training and growing up in the future, I hope to completely wash away the naughty spirit in my body, get rid of my old spirit, and become more and more arrogant.

That’s right, it’s the word in the middle, cow.

You must be a great person who shines from the inside out. A real "big guy".

Now I regard Lao Niupi not only as an online name or nickname, but also as my pen name and even a photography watermark.

I like this name.

I am an old man who loves to think and be passive. I dream of becoming a good family man with ideals and responsibility one day.

Oh, by the way, it turns out that serious nonsense is such an experience.