The screen name of Shanshan was found by the big boss to be that episode.

It was triggered by the screen name in Fan Wai's five-five N game. ...

In other words, what was Shanshan's screen name a long time ago? However, since joining Feng Teng, Shanshan's QQ name, online game ID, website registration name, etc. It's all changed to majestic-have a good sleep after playing boss.

There is nothing wrong with the name itself, even in a certain period, it has made great contributions to the physical and mental health of Shanshan. But after getting married, Shanshan changed her name back without any sense of crisis.

therefore ...

On the first night when I came back from my honeymoon, Shanshan took a shower and lay in bed chatting with Shuang Yi on her laptop.

Yi Jiashi should flirt: more photos, pure scenery or no one, which is better yy, I want to be the material. ...

Have a good sleep after playing boss: Oh, most of them haven't been sorted out yet. I'll send you some first.

Yijia Yi Shi should flirt: Well, by the way, you don't want to take photos, and your photography skills are terrible.

Have a good sleep after playing boss: ... but don't you want anyone?

One plus Yi Shi should flirt: Well, this is pure scenery.

Have a good sleep after playing boss: he took my picture = =

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Have a good sleep after playing boss: where are you? Gone?

Yi Jia dawdled: It's still there ... I suddenly felt numb all over, my fingers cramped and I couldn't type.

Have a good sleep after playing boss: ... never talked about love is poor resistance.

One plus Yi Shi should flirt: You, you, you, and your boss really turned black after negative distance contact.

Shanshan was moved by the word "negative distance" and some simple pictures came to her mind. At this moment, the door of the bathroom opened, and in the dense water vapor, adult Boss came out inch by inch, wiping his hair with a white bath towel in his hand. There were still a few drops of water on his thin trunk, and another drop of water dripped down his hair.

Shanshan only took one look, her heart rate and blood pressure soared, and her face was like sunset. Although the naked boss has been visited several times, but ...

Shanshan quickly looked back and chatted with Shuang Yi more seriously.

Just after typing a few unintelligible words, the bed on the other side collapsed, and the next moment she was hugged. Being held by a powerful bracelet, her cheek pressed against her hard chest, Shanshan only felt hot instantly, as if a certain point in her body was suddenly ignited, and her brain suddenly felt a little dizzy.

"blow my hair?"

Low as if with the sound of water vapor, has the effect of confusing people's minds. But when Shanshan heard it, she lost her mind. She immediately struggled out of his arms and solemnly declared, "I don't want to blow your hair! ! ! "

Feng Teng raised an eyebrow.

Shanshan blushed and repeated, "Don't do it anyway!"

Shanshan overreacted to blow-drying her hair. It was just a mistake on her honeymoon, but now she has gained wisdom.

On the honeymoon, Shanshan had a whim and offered to help boss blow his hair. That's what happens on TV. The hero or heroine stands behind each other, blowing and blowing with love, lining the blue sky and blue sea outside the hotel window. This photo looks so romantic and lovely.

However, if you really do it yourself, you will find how pure and unreliable TV plays are in this era of river crabs.

The man on TV won't use charming women to blow his hair and unbuckle his shoulders, nor will he end up in that position-she is held face to face in his lap.

"So it's not convenient for me to help you blow. My hands are high and I am very tired. "

Shanshan protested consciously, but she didn't know that it was like coquetry to hear a man's ear. Feng Teng smiled and said, "Then I am low."

He lowered his head, originally rubbing his hand under him to hold her up. He took the delicious food as if it were in his mouth, and finally he asked thoughtfully, "Is this convenient?"

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Oh, my god

Shanshan thought, maybe I will think of that scene when I see boss's wet hair in my life. Thought of here, Shanshan suddenly remembered that she and Shuang Yi said "negative distance", er, in case the boss saw it. ...

Shanshan quickly told Shuang Yi 88, guiltily turned off the computer, and then said "I fell asleep" and quickly got into bed to sleep ... ...

Anyway, her hair is dry and she can go to bed. As for how people who are not dry sleep, she doesn't care

In other words, the boss should not have seen it, otherwise there would be no reaction at all. Shanshan hypnotized herself and gradually fell asleep. I seem to hear the sound of paper turning in confusion. Well, the boss should be reading the file, and he will be busy when he comes back. ...

Unconsciously pay attention to the sound of paper turning, one page, two pages. ...

"Sleep?"

Huh? Shanshan closed her eyes tightly, breathed smoothly and pretended to be asleep.

Turn over another page.

"I just saw it."

Ah ah, did he really see the words negative distance? Shanshan broke her kung fu and turned to face him. "That's not what I said."

So she didn't think about those things in her mind, so he shouldn't misunderstand what she wants to do.

"Really?" Feng Teng asked faintly, and then read in a very soft tone: "Have a good sleep after playing boss, isn't this you?"

Oh, no, how could she forget to have this question? Shanshan quickly confessed and said, "It's me. Don't mind. "

"Of course not." Feng Teng lifted her eyes from the file, fell harmlessly on her, and then gracefully closed the file in her hand and put it aside. She asked seriously, "It's just that Shanshan didn't play today, so why did she sleep?"

Huh? Before Shanshan understood the meaning of his words, she was fiercely picked up sideways by him. The next second, she was already sitting on him, watching him holding her finger and licking it in his mouth, looking at the dark light in her eyes: "What is Shanshan going to hit me with?" This? "

I am the dividing line of night shift-

I am the dividing line between the capitalist oppressing me and my all-night shift.

I played several times in one night, and I was forced to be the main force. The next day, Shanshan changed her screen name in shame and anger-boss is a rogue! Unfortunately, a few days later, this screen name was seen by boss again.

Boss is a BT-level boss who commands many high-tech talents. He quickly understood the "hidden meaning" behind this screen name and suddenly smiled and said, "Shanshan likes my initiative."

Like his initiative?

How on earth did he come to this conclusion?

Rogue ... active ...

Rogue ... active ...

In the following time, Shanshan kept looking for the logical relationship between the two, and at the same time was deeply occupied by the way.

Shanshan had to continue to change the screen name. In order to express her anger, she changed the screen name this time-"The boss is not a person!"

Because of the foundation of the previous screen name "boss adults play hooligans", when the new screen name appeared, Shuang Yi was very surprised: "Wow, isn't it a person who works seven times in the novel?"

San San lasagna is in tears, and Shuang Yi feels so abnormal. Boss will only be more abnormal, maybe she will really challenge the limit of "inhumanity". Let's get rid of it. She doesn't want to "persist day and night" anymore.

If you want to change, you must change, but change what?

Shanshan thinks safety is the first, so she completely eliminates the existence of boss in her screen name. The name of the new website is "33 gets 6", which is easy to remember and special. Shanshan thought, at this time, the boss can't catch anything to make a fuss about.

That night, Shanshan chatted with Shuang Yi in front of boss. Boss saw it and didn't respond. Shanshan was not at ease and asked, "Is my new screen name good?"

The boss casually said, "Without me?"

Shanshan nodded quickly: "You left this time!"

Feng Teng snorted. He buried himself in his career. Shanshan was completely relieved and passed, hahaha.

However, it turns out that Shanshan is still inexperienced in the struggle with capitalists.

It's too late to get through.

Before going to sleep again, the boss said "the problem we are studying", which made Shanshan spend the whole night, exhausted, and realized what it meant-

"existence"

Shanshan learned from a painful experience and gave up surrender. Didn't you already know? Fighting with boss is stupid, but flattery is king.

So the ultimate screen name was freshly released, "boss is really great", which is both great and great. Let's go to the head office this time. It was presented to the boss in the evening, and the boss was really satisfied. Shanshan is also satisfied with her boss's satisfaction, but she can't accept what happened later. ...

Boss actually asked, "So, what does Shanshan think is great?"

Well, it's normal to ask such a question, as long as he doesn't grab her hand and forcibly take it somewhere. ! !

therefore ...

Inevitably, after another word of mouth.

Shanshan said feebly, "I will never change my screen name again."

Feng Teng raised an eyebrow: "Really don't change?"

The tone is rather sorry.

"Don't change!" Shanshan lay on him, so weak but firm. She has deeply realized that for boss, changing the screen name means changing someone. ...

"all right." Touching his uncomfortable place like a finger, Feng Teng said leisurely: "If you change me, you will be conditioned. If you change me, it will be very hard."

"Shanshan is about to cry ... you don't have to work hard. "

Someone who is full smiles and gently presses a kiss on her eyes, which is almost a tear for you. "I do."

Huh? Shanshan waited for a while and looked at him. Since we got married, every kiss of boss's adult is full of thick breath, but this one seems to be not, so light and so superficial, but it is more profound than any previous one ... as if with some emotion, he never let go of the light. ...

Seeing her looking at him stupidly, Feng Teng smiled again: "Shanshan, help me blow my hair in the future, don't refuse."

Is this it?