Short humorous story

Short humorous stories

Short humorous stories. In daily life, we can read more humorous stories in our free time, which can make us happy and full of energy. Next, I will take you to learn more about the content of short humorous stories. Short humorous story 1

Squirrel and Gray Rabbit

The squirrel jumped down from the tree and went to the stream to drink water. The gray rabbit emerged from the grass and went to the stream to drink water. The squirrel swung its big fluffy tail and said to the gray rabbit: "Look, how long and beautiful my tail is. It is the best tail in the world! Look at your tail again, it is short and ugly. I I'm so sorry for you!"

The gray rabbit glanced at the squirrel disdainfully and said coldly: "What's the point of having a long tail? I think your tail is a burden. Look at my tail. Short and sharp, this is the best tail in the world!"

Both the squirrel and the gray rabbit said that their tails were good, and their faces turned red. The little bird passed by the stream and heard the squirrel and the gray rabbit. Argument walked over and said: "When a squirrel sleeps, it can cover its body with its big tail like a quilt. It can also play a balancing role when jumping up and down the tree. It is indeed a very good tail."

The little bird added: "The gray rabbit often runs desperately to escape the pursuit of the gray wolf. It has a short tail and is very convenient for movement. I think its tail is also very good.

So your tails can’t be compared, and you can’t be arrogant.

A hilarious sneeze

The twelfth class of Forest School students are about to take a graduation photo. ——

The little bear, the little hedgehog, the porcupine, the little rabbit, and the badger are in the first row. The little deer, the little monkey, the squirrel, the fox, the hippopotamus are in the second row. Squatting at the front.

The photographer, Mr. Rhino, held his camera up to the light. Everyone felt sad when they thought about leaving.

Mr. Rhino asked everyone to smile, but who was it? I couldn't laugh either.

At this time, the usually naughty little bear shouted: "Mr. Rhino, help me, please shoot quickly, I can't help but sneeze!" Everyone heard this. , "Boom" everyone laughed.

"Click!" Mr. Rhino pressed the shutter.

Every face in the photo was printed. The most hilarious story, everyone will laugh for a long time after reading it. Thank you for the funny sneeze.

The little bear was happy, and he said: "My sneeze was fake. !"

When everyone heard this, they laughed even more. Short humorous story 2

Humorous fairy tale The elephant is afraid of the little ants

Big Mr. Elephant was walking on the road when he suddenly thought that his polenta was still cooking in the pot, and he was shocked:

“Oops! The polenta is going to turn into mush! "

It looked panicked and ran home quickly.

The little ant saw it and said in surprise: "The elephant saw me, why? So scared? "

From then on, the little ant said to people: "I scared away an elephant!" "

When it saw the little frog, it said proudly: "Hi! Mr. Frog, do you know? I scared away an elephant! "

The frog didn't believe it at all. He said, "Really? This joke doesn't make me laugh at all. "

After saying that, he walked away without looking back.

When he saw the little beetle, he showed off and said, "Hello! Little Beetle, I think there is something you must know. I scared away an elephant!

The little beetle laughed and said: "How I hope you can wake up from your sleep as soon as possible!" "After that, it flew away.

When it saw the little earthworm, it held its head high and said to it: "Little earthworm, if you are wise enough, you will understand that I scared away an elephant! "

The little earthworm simply ignored it, because it had heard this sentence 123 times.

The little ant walked and met the elephant again. It was about to go up and scare it again, only to hear the elephant grunting as it walked (of course its grunting is equivalent to a loud shout to the little ant.):

"Fortunately, my polenta is not there." Mud! It really scared me to death! "

Now, the little ant fully understood what was going on, and it ran away as if it were running away. A short and humorous story for the morning meeting

A said to B: " I want to leave this company, I hate this company! B suggested: "I applaud your revenge with all my hands!" ! If you want to break a company, you must give it some color. But it’s not the best time for you to leave now. "

A asked: Why? B said: "If you leave now, the company will not suffer much loss. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company to try your best to attract some customers for yourself and become an independent figure in the company. Then you will suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive.

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A felt that what B said was very reasonable. So he worked hard and everything came true. After more than half a year of hard work, he had many loyal customers. When they met again, B asked A: " Now is the time, jump and act quickly! A smiled calmly and said: "The boss has had a long talk with me and plans to promote me to assistant general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being." ”

Experience: Only if you pay more than you get in a person’s work, and let your boss truly see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities to create more profits for him.