What's so funny about Lincoln?

As early as when he was studying, there was an exam and the teacher asked him, "Did you answer a difficult question or two easy questions?" Lincoln confidently replied, "Answer a difficult question." "Then you answer, how did the egg come from?" "Chicken-born." The teacher asked again, "Where did the chicken come from?" "Teacher, this is the second question." Lincoln said with a smile.

Once, Lincoln walked to the city. When a car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop and said to the driver, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?" "Sure," said the driver, "but how can I return my coat to you?" Lincoln replied, "Oh, it's very simple. I'm going to wrap it in a coat. " Impressed by his humor, the driver smiled and let him get on the bus.

Lincoln is a lawyer. Once in court, the opposing lawyer repeatedly stated a simple argument for more than two hours, which made the audience impatient. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn to take the stage to defend the defendant. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat, then took off his coat and put it on the table, drank some water and dressed again. This was repeated five or six times, and the audience in the court laughed. Lincoln said nothing and began his defense speech with laughter.

Lincoln's face is long and ugly. Once, he argued with Stephen Douglas, who laughed at him as a two-faced man. Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?"

Once, Lincoln was shining his shoes when a foreign diplomat came up to him and said, "Mr. President, did you really shine your shoes?" "Yes," Lincoln asked in surprise. "Do you clean other people's shoes?"

Some people think that Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents is not tough enough and say to him, "Why do you want them to be friends?" You should try to destroy them. ""I'm not in the elimination of political opponents? When I let them be my friends, political enemies don't exist. " Lincoln said gently.

Another time, a lady came to Lincoln and said confidently, "Mr. President, you must give my son a position as a colonel. We should have this right, because my grandfather took part in the battle of Lexington, my uncle was the only one who didn't escape in Bretton, my father took part in the battle of Na olins, and my husband died in Mantel, so …… "Lincoln replied," Madam, your family has served the country for three generations, and your contribution to the country is really great. I deeply respect this. Now can you give others a chance to serve your country? " The woman had nothing to say, so she had to leave quietly.

Respondent: Meng Xiao 1986- Manager Level 4 12-24 14:50.

Never see you again.

As a young man, Lincoln joined the militia in St. Gamon, Illinois. Lieutenant Colonel is a short man, only a little more than four feet tall, while Lincoln is very tall, far exceeding Lieutenant Colonel.

Because Lincoln thinks he is very tall, he is used to walking with his head down and his back bent. The colonel was angry when he saw his hunchback, so he called him in and scolded him.

"Listen, Abreu," the colonel shouted, "hold your head up, you bastard!"

"Yes, sir." Lincoln replied respectfully.

"I have to raise it a little." The colonel said.

"Do you want me to be like this forever?" Lincoln asked.

"Of course, you guy, do you still need to ask?" The colonel is angry.

"I'm sorry, Colonel," Lincoln said sadly. "Then I have to say goodbye to you, because I will never see you again!"

I think they are contagious.

Lincoln hates those who come to the White House and nag for office. One day, Lincoln was unwell, but a guy stayed with Lincoln, ready to sit down and talk about it.

Just then, the president's doctor came into the room. Lincoln winked at the doctor and held out his hands to him. He asked, "Doctor, what is the spot on my hand? I'm covered in it. I think they are contagious, right? "

"Yes, it is very contagious." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the young man immediately stood up and said, "Well, I can't stay any longer." Mr. Lincoln, I have nothing to do. I just came to see you. "

After the guy left, Lincoln laughed his head off in the room.

Patience 15 minutes

Lincoln's wife Mary? Todd. After Lincoln became the president's wife, his temper became more and more violent. Not only is she extravagant, but she often shows great anger at people. On the one hand, she scolded the tailor who made clothes for asking too much, on the other hand, she denounced the butcher shop and grocery store for asking too much.

A businessman who was fed up with Mary's torture complained to Lincoln. Lincoln put his arms around his shoulders, listened carefully to the businessman with a wry smile, and finally said helplessly to the businessman, "Sir, I have been tortured by her for 15 years." Endure 15 minutes is not finished? "

Interviewee: house isme- elementary12-2713:16.

Lincoln is the funniest of all American presidents.

As early as when he was studying, there was an exam and the teacher asked him, "Did you answer a difficult question or two easy questions?" Lincoln confidently replied, "Answer a difficult question." "Then you answer, how did the egg come from?" "Chicken-born." The teacher asked again, "Where did the chicken come from?" "Teacher, this is the second question." Lincoln said with a smile.

Once, Lincoln walked to the city. When a car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop and said to the driver, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?" "Sure," said the driver, "but how can I return my coat to you?" Lincoln replied, "Oh, it's very simple. I'm going to wrap it in a coat. " Impressed by his humor, the driver smiled and let him get on the bus.

Lincoln is a lawyer. Once in court, the opposing lawyer repeatedly stated a simple argument for more than two hours, which made the audience impatient. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn to take the stage to defend the defendant. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat, then took off his coat and put it on the table, drank some water and dressed again. This was repeated five or six times, and the audience in the court laughed. Lincoln said nothing and began his defense speech with laughter.

Lincoln's face is long and ugly. Once, he argued with Stephen Douglas, who laughed at him as a two-faced man. Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?"

Once, Lincoln was shining his shoes when a foreign diplomat came up to him and said, "Mr. President, did you really shine your shoes?" "Yes," Lincoln asked in surprise. "Do you clean other people's shoes?"

Some people think that Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents is not tough enough and say to him, "Why do you want them to be friends?" You should try to destroy them. ""I'm not in the elimination of political opponents? When I let them be my friends, political enemies don't exist. " Lincoln said gently.

Another time, a lady came to Lincoln and said confidently, "Mr. President, you must give my son a position as a colonel. We should have this right, because my grandfather took part in the battle of Lexington, my uncle was the only one who didn't escape in Bretton, my father took part in the battle of Na olins, and my husband died in Mantel, so …… "Lincoln replied," Madam, your family has served the country for three generations, and your contribution to the country is really great. I deeply respect this. Now can you give others a chance to serve your country? " The woman had nothing to say, so she had to leave quietly.

Lincoln hates those who come to the White House and nag for office. One day, Lincoln was unwell, but a guy stayed with Lincoln, ready to sit down and talk about it.

Just then, the president's doctor came into the room. Lincoln winked at the doctor and held out his hands to him. He asked, "Doctor, what is the spot on my hand? I'm covered in it. I think they are contagious, right? "

"Yes, it is very contagious." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the young man immediately stood up and said, "Well, I can't stay any longer." Mr. Lincoln, I have nothing to do. I just came to see you. "

After the guy left, Lincoln laughed his head off in the room.

Patience 15 minutes

Lincoln's wife Mary? Todd. After Lincoln became the president's wife, his temper became more and more violent. Not only is she extravagant, but she often shows great anger at people. On the one hand, she scolded the tailor who made clothes for asking too much, on the other hand, she denounced the butcher shop and grocery store for asking too much.

A businessman who was fed up with Mary's torture complained to Lincoln. Lincoln put his arms around his shoulders, listened carefully to the businessman with a wry smile, and finally said helplessly to the businessman, "Sir, I have been tortured by her for 15 years." Endure 15 minutes is not finished? "

Interviewee: Network _ 1 10- Jianghu rookie level 5 12- 13 20:36

As early as when he was studying, there was an exam and the teacher asked him, "Did you answer a difficult question or two easy questions?" Lincoln confidently replied, "Answer a difficult question." "Then you answer, how did the egg come from?" "Chicken-born." The teacher asked again, "Where did the chicken come from?" "Teacher, this is the second question." Lincoln said with a smile.

Once, Lincoln walked to the city. When a car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop and said to the driver, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?" "Sure," said the driver, "but how can I return my coat to you?" Lincoln replied, "Oh, it's very simple. I'm going to wrap it in a coat. " Impressed by his humor, the driver smiled and let him get on the bus.

Lincoln is a lawyer. Once in court, the opposing lawyer repeatedly stated a simple argument for more than two hours, which made the audience impatient. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn to take the stage to defend the defendant. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat, then took off his coat and put it on the table, drank some water and dressed again. This was repeated five or six times, and the audience in the court laughed. Lincoln said nothing and began his defense speech with laughter.

Lincoln's face is long and ugly. Once, he argued with Stephen Douglas, who laughed at him as a two-faced man. Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?"

Once, Lincoln was shining his shoes when a foreign diplomat came up to him and said, "Mr. President, did you really shine your shoes?" "Yes," Lincoln asked in surprise. "Do you clean other people's shoes?"

Some people think that Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents is not tough enough and say to him, "Why do you want them to be friends?" You should try to destroy them. ""I'm not in the elimination of political opponents? When I let them be my friends, political enemies don't exist. " Lincoln said gently.

Another time, a lady came to Lincoln and said confidently, "Mr. President, you must give my son a position as a colonel. We should have this right, because my grandfather took part in the battle of Lexington, my uncle was the only one who didn't escape in Bretton, my father took part in the battle of Na olins, and my husband died in Mantel, so …… "Lincoln replied," Madam, your family has served the country for three generations, and your contribution to the country is really great. I deeply respect this. Now can you give others a chance to serve your country? " The woman had nothing to say, so she had to leave quietly.

Never see you again.

As a young man, Lincoln joined the militia in St. Gamon, Illinois. Lieutenant Colonel is a short man, only a little more than four feet tall, while Lincoln is very tall, far exceeding Lieutenant Colonel.

Because Lincoln thinks he is very tall, he is used to walking with his head down and his back bent. The colonel was angry when he saw his hunchback, so he called him in and scolded him.

"Listen, Abreu," the colonel shouted, "hold your head up, you bastard!"

"Yes, sir." Lincoln replied respectfully.

"I have to raise it a little." The colonel said.

"Do you want me to be like this forever?" Lincoln asked.

"Of course, you guy, do you still need to ask?" The colonel is angry.

"I'm sorry, Colonel," Lincoln said sadly. "Then I have to say goodbye to you, because I will never see you again!"

I think they are contagious.

Lincoln hates those who come to the White House and nag for office. One day, Lincoln was unwell, but a guy stayed with Lincoln, ready to sit down and talk about it.

Just then, the president's doctor came into the room. Lincoln winked at the doctor and held out his hands to him. He asked, "Doctor, what is the spot on my hand? I'm covered in it. I think they are contagious, right? "

"Yes, it is very contagious." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the young man immediately stood up and said, "Well, I can't stay any longer." Mr. Lincoln, I have nothing to do. I just came to see you. "

After the guy left, Lincoln laughed his head off in the room.

Patience 15 minutes

Lincoln's wife Mary? Todd. After Lincoln became the president's wife, his temper became more and more violent. Not only is she extravagant, but she often shows great anger at people. On the one hand, she scolded the tailor who made clothes for asking too much, on the other hand, she denounced the butcher shop and grocery store for asking too much.

A businessman who was fed up with Mary's torture complained to Lincoln. Lincoln put his arms around his shoulders, listened carefully to the businessman with a wry smile, and finally said helplessly to the businessman, "Sir, I have been tortured by her for 15 years." Endure 15 minutes is not finished? "

Interviewee: Wei 1994- Apprentice Magician II12-1321:09.

Lincoln's wife Mary? Todd. After Lincoln became the president's wife, his temper became more and more violent. Not only is she extravagant, but she often shows great anger at people. On the one hand, she scolded the tailor who made clothes for asking too much, on the other hand, she denounced the butcher shop and grocery store for asking too much.

A businessman who was fed up with Mary's torture complained to Lincoln. Lincoln put his arms around his shoulders, listened carefully to the businessman with a wry smile, and finally said helplessly to the businessman, "Sir, I have been tortured by her for 15 years." Endure 15 minutes is not finished? "

This is just one of them.

Respondent: the number is 425 12369 1- magic apprentice level 112-1418: 43.

One day, Lincoln and his eldest son Robert came to the street in a carriage. The street was blocked by passing troops. Lincoln opened the door, put out a foot and asked a passerby, "What is this?" Which army does Lincoln refer to? Passers-by thought he didn't know the army, so he replied, "Federal army, you are such a fucking idiot."

Lincoln said "thank you", closed the car door, and then said seriously to his son, "It is a kind of happiness to have someone telling the truth in front of you." Then he said, "I'm a fucking idiot!" "

Responder: Wang Pig-Trainee Magician II12-1419: 35

As early as when he was studying, there was an exam and the teacher asked him, "Did you answer a difficult question or two easy questions?" Lincoln confidently replied, "Answer a difficult question." "Then you answer, how did the egg come from?" "Chicken-born." The teacher asked again, "Where did the chicken come from?" "Teacher, this is the second question." Lincoln said with a smile.

Once, Lincoln walked to the city. When a car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop and said to the driver, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?" "Sure," said the driver, "but how can I return my coat to you?" Lincoln replied, "Oh, it's very simple. I'm going to wrap it in a coat. " Impressed by his humor, the driver smiled and let him get on the bus.

Lincoln is a lawyer. Once in court, the opposing lawyer repeatedly stated a simple argument for more than two hours, which made the audience impatient. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn to take the stage to defend the defendant. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat, then took off his coat and put it on the table, drank some water and dressed again. This was repeated five or six times, and the audience in the court laughed. Lincoln said nothing and began his defense speech with laughter.

Lincoln's face is long and ugly. Once, he argued with Stephen Douglas, who laughed at him as a two-faced man. Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?"

Once, Lincoln was shining his shoes when a foreign diplomat came up to him and said, "Mr. President, did you really shine your shoes?" "Yes," Lincoln asked in surprise. "Do you clean other people's shoes?"

Some people think that Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents is not tough enough and say to him, "Why do you want them to be friends?" You should try to destroy them. ""I'm not in the elimination of political opponents? When I let them be my friends, political enemies don't exist. " Lincoln said gently.

Another time, a lady came to Lincoln and said confidently, "Mr. President, you must give my son a position as a colonel. We should have this right, because my grandfather took part in the battle of Lexington, my uncle was the only one who didn't escape in Bretton, my father took part in the battle of Na olins, and my husband died in Mantel, so …… "Lincoln replied," Madam, your family has served the country for three generations, and your contribution to the country is really great. I deeply respect this. Now can you give others a chance to serve your country? " The woman had nothing to say, so she had to leave quietly.

Respondent: 7363864 18- Assistant II 12- 14 20:03.

Lincoln is the funniest of all American presidents.

As early as when he was studying, there was an exam and the teacher asked him, "Did you answer a difficult question or two easy questions?" Lincoln confidently replied, "Answer a difficult question." "Then you answer, how did the egg come from?" "Chicken-born." The teacher asked again, "Where did the chicken come from?" "Teacher, this is the second question." Lincoln said with a smile.

Once, Lincoln walked to the city. When a car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop and said to the driver, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?" "Sure," said the driver, "but how can I return my coat to you?" Lincoln replied, "Oh, it's very simple. I'm going to wrap it in a coat. " Impressed by his humor, the driver smiled and let him get on the bus.

Lincoln is a lawyer. Once in court, the opposing lawyer repeatedly stated a simple argument for more than two hours, which made the audience impatient. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn to take the stage to defend the defendant. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat, then took off his coat and put it on the table, drank some water and dressed again. This was repeated five or six times, and the audience in the court laughed. Lincoln said nothing and began his defense speech with laughter.

Lincoln's face is long and ugly. Once, he argued with Stephen Douglas, who laughed at him as a two-faced man. Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?"

Once, Lincoln was shining his shoes when a foreign diplomat came up to him and said, "Mr. President, did you really shine your shoes?" "Yes," Lincoln asked in surprise. "Do you clean other people's shoes?"

Some people think that Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents is not tough enough and say to him, "Why do you want them to be friends?" You should try to destroy them. ""I'm not in the elimination of political opponents? When I let them be my friends, political enemies don't exist. " Lincoln said gently.

Another time, a lady came to Lincoln and said confidently, "Mr. President, you must give my son a position as a colonel. We should have this right, because my grandfather took part in the battle of Lexington, my uncle was the only one who didn't escape in Bretton, my father took part in the battle of Na olins, and my husband died in Mantel, so …… "Lincoln replied," Madam, your family has served the country for three generations, and your contribution to the country is really great. I deeply respect this. Now can you give others a chance to serve your country? " The woman had nothing to say, so she had to leave quietly.

Never see you again.

As a young man, Lincoln joined the militia in St. Gamon, Illinois. Lieutenant Colonel is a short man, only a little more than four feet tall, while Lincoln is very tall, far exceeding Lieutenant Colonel.

Because Lincoln thinks he is very tall, he is used to walking with his head down and his back bent. The colonel was angry when he saw his hunchback, so he called him in and scolded him.

"Listen, Abreu," the colonel shouted, "hold your head up, you bastard!"

"Yes, sir." Lincoln replied respectfully.

"I have to raise it a little." The colonel said.

"Do you want me to be like this forever?" Lincoln asked.

"Of course, you guy, do you still need to ask?" The colonel is angry.

"I'm sorry, Colonel," Lincoln said sadly. "Then I have to say goodbye to you, because I will never see you again!"

I think they are contagious.

Lincoln hates those who come to the White House and nag for office. One day, Lincoln was unwell, but a guy stayed with Lincoln, ready to sit down and talk about it.

Just then, the president's doctor came into the room. Lincoln winked at the doctor and held out his hands to him. He asked, "Doctor, what is the spot on my hand? I'm covered in it. I think they are contagious, right? "

"Yes, it is very contagious." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the young man immediately stood up and said, "Well, I can't stay any longer." Mr. Lincoln, I have nothing to do. I just came to see you. "

After the guy left, Lincoln laughed his head off in the room.

Patience 15 minutes

Lincoln's wife Mary? Todd. After Lincoln became the president's wife, his temper became more and more violent. Not only is she extravagant, but she often shows great anger at people. On the one hand, she scolded the tailor who made clothes for asking too much, on the other hand, she denounced the butcher shop and grocery store for asking too much.

A businessman who was fed up with Mary's torture complained to Lincoln. Lincoln put his arms around his shoulders, listened carefully to the businessman with a wry smile, and finally said helplessly to the businessman, "Sir, I have been tortured by her for 15 years." Endure 15 minutes is not finished? "

One day, Lincoln and his eldest son Robert came to the street in a carriage. The street was blocked by passing troops. Lincoln opened the door, put out a foot and asked a passerby, "What is this?" Which army does Lincoln refer to? Passers-by thought he didn't know the army, so he replied, "Federal army, you are such a fucking idiot."

Lincoln said "thank you", closed the car door, and then said seriously to his son, "It is a kind of happiness to have someone telling the truth in front of you." Then he said, "I'm a fucking idiot!" "

Respondents: optimistic and positive-gatekeeper level 212-1510: 51.

Lincoln is the funniest of all American presidents.

As early as when he was studying, there was an exam and the teacher asked him, "Did you answer a difficult question or two easy questions?" Lincoln confidently replied, "Answer a difficult question." "Then you answer, how did the egg come from?" "Chicken-born." The teacher asked again, "Where did the chicken come from?" "Teacher, this is the second question." Lincoln said with a smile.

Once, Lincoln walked to the city. When a car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop and said to the driver, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?" "Sure," said the driver, "but how can I return my coat to you?" Lincoln replied, "Oh, it's very simple. I'm going to wrap it in a coat. " Impressed by his humor, the driver smiled and let him get on the bus.

Lincoln is a lawyer. Once in court, the opposing lawyer repeatedly stated a simple argument for more than two hours, which made the audience impatient. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn to take the stage to defend the defendant. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat, then took off his coat and put it on the table, drank some water and dressed again. This was repeated five or six times, and the audience in the court laughed. Lincoln said nothing and began his defense speech with laughter.

Lincoln's face is long and ugly. Once, he argued with Stephen Douglas, who laughed at him as a two-faced man. Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?"

Once, Lincoln was shining his shoes when a foreign diplomat came up to him and said, "Mr. President, did you really shine your shoes?" "Yes," Lincoln asked in surprise. "Do you clean other people's shoes?"

Some people think that Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents is not tough enough and say to him, "Why do you want them to be friends?" You should try to destroy them. ""I'm not in the elimination of political opponents? When I let them be my friends, political enemies don't exist. " Lincoln said gently.

Another time, a lady came to Lincoln and said confidently, "Mr. President, you must give my son a position as a colonel. We should have this right, because my grandfather took part in the battle of Lexington, my uncle was the only one who didn't escape in Bretton, my father took part in the battle of Na olins, and my husband died in Mantel, so …… "Lincoln replied," Madam, your family has served the country for three generations, and your contribution to the country is really great. I deeply respect this. Now can you give others a chance to serve your country? " The woman had nothing to say, so she had to leave quietly.

Never see you again.

As a young man, Lincoln joined the militia in St. Gamon, Illinois. Lieutenant Colonel is a short man, only a little more than four feet tall, while Lincoln is very tall, far exceeding Lieutenant Colonel.

Because Lincoln thinks he is very tall, he is used to walking with his head down and his back bent. The colonel was angry when he saw his hunchback, so he called him in and scolded him.

"Listen, Abreu," the colonel shouted, "hold your head up, you bastard!"

"Yes, sir." Lincoln replied respectfully.

"I have to raise it a little." The colonel said.

"Do you want me to be like this forever?" Lincoln asked.

"Of course, you guy, do you still need to ask?" The colonel is angry.

"I'm sorry, Colonel," Lincoln said sadly. "Then I have to say goodbye to you, because I will never see you again!"

I think they are contagious.

Lincoln hates those who come to the White House and nag for office. One day, Lincoln was unwell, but a guy stayed with Lincoln, ready to sit down and talk about it.

Just then, the president's doctor came into the room. Lincoln winked at the doctor and held out his hands to him. He asked, "Doctor, what is the spot on my hand? I'm covered in it. I think they are contagious, right? "

"Yes, it is very contagious." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the young man immediately stood up and said, "Well, I can't stay any longer." Mr. Lincoln, I have nothing to do. I just came to see you. "

After the guy left, Lincoln laughed his head off in the room.

Patience 15 minutes

Lincoln's wife Mary? Todd. After Lincoln became the president's wife, his temper became more and more violent. Not only is she extravagant, but she often shows great anger at people. On the one hand, she scolded the tailor who made clothes for asking too much, on the other hand, she denounced the butcher shop and grocery store for asking too much.

A businessman who was fed up with Mary's torture complained to Lincoln. Lincoln put his arms around his shoulders, listened carefully to the businessman with a wry smile, and finally said helplessly to the businessman, "Sir, I have been tortured by her for 15 years." Endure 15 minutes is not finished? "

I wonder if it's enough.

Respondent: 453399064- Magic Apprentice Level 112-1619: 05.

When he was a child, the teacher asked him, "Lincoln, let me test you." Do you want a difficult problem or two simple questions? Lincoln said to choose a difficult problem. The teacher asked, "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" "Lincoln said there was a chicken first, and the teacher asked again;" How did the chicken come from? "Lincoln said," teacher, this is the second question! "

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Responder: FlintNo1-trainee magician II12-1713:13.

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Respondent: Ding Dali-Tongshengyi12-1716: 22.

One day, Army Secretary Stanton came to Lincoln's office and said angrily that a major general accused him of taking sides with some people with insulting language. Lincoln suggested Stanton write a stern letter to repay those guys.

"You can give him a good scolding." Lincoln said.

Stanton immediately wrote a strongly worded letter and showed it to the president.

"Yes, yes." Lincoln shouted, "This is what you want! Teach him a good lesson. This is a masterpiece, Stanton. "

But when Stanton folded the letter and put it in the envelope, Lincoln stopped him and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Send it." Stanton is a little confused.

"Don't be ridiculous." Lincoln said loudly, "This letter can't be sent. Throw it in the stove quickly. That's how I handle my letters when I'm angry. This letter is well written. You can rest assured when you write it. Now you feel much better. Please burn it and write a second letter. "

Enemies and friends

As the president of the United States, Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents caused an official's dissatisfaction. He criticized Lincoln for not trying to be friends with those people, but destroying them.

"When they become my friends," Lincoln said very gently, "am I not destroying my enemies?"