Short comedy sketch script for 2 people, super funny, suitable for primary school students, 50 points! !

A: Let me test you. Let’s talk about a story.

B: What is a story?

A: I say a sentence, and you turn it over and say it again. If you can say it correctly, you will be considered smart!

B: Can we try?

A: Just come, my table?

B: . . . . . . ?

A: My table?

B: My table?

A: Oh, why are you so stupid? I said my table, Are you going to say that I have the sub-table?

B: Oh, I understand?

A: Got it! Let’s get started. From head to toe! Let’s see what your reaction is like! ?

B: No problem! ?

A: My brain?

B: I am stupid, I am stupid! ?

A: My forehead, ?

B: I have no brain! ?

A: My eyebrows?

B: I have no eyes! ?

A: My eyes?

B: My pig eyes, they are outrageous! ?

A: My nose?

B: My nose?

B: I have to say a lot of words

A: Oh, just a little more words, that’s it! I have teeth in my teeth

B: I have teeth in my teeth again, I have become a monster! Is the word you changed OK?

A: OK, let’s go to the garden and name the flowers?

B: Go to the garden? That’s great?

A: But before I go to the garden, I have a request?

B: What request! ?

A: The speed is a little faster than before and you need to take action. ?

B: I know how to lead, is that right (joining A, walking around the stage like a couple)?

A: What! I mean, when you go to the garden, you have to point your nose with these two fingers. It has to be more beautiful and it has to be like this (movement), right? ?

B: No problem, I am the most beautiful! ?

A: Let’s start now?

B: OK?

A: Let me go to the garden?

B: Me Wandering in the garden?

A: I am a peony flower?

B: I am a peony flower?

A: I am a peony flower?

A: I am jasmine?

B: I am jasmine?

A: I am dog tail flower ?

B: I am a flower-tailed dog

Features of the sketch

1. Short and concise, with simple plot. This is the most basic difference between sketches and other artistic works and forms of artistic expression. Sketch belongs to "cultural fast food". It is an exquisite "side dish" rather than a hot pot stew.

2. Humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes to make people inspired and taught through laughter.

3. Appreciate both elegance and vulgarity, with a wide range of themes. The small themes and events reflected in the sketch originate from the grassroots and among ordinary people. The warmth and coldness of the world and the various aspects of the world are all objects of sketch description, and they can be artistically sublimated through the form of sketches and performed on the stage.