Make a funny copy.

Make a funny copy (selected 44 sentences). I heard that you want to see a snow, and I silently saved dandruff all winter. 2. Four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep! 3. In my twenties, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off my reins and ran like a husky on the road of idiots. 4. I'm especially hard-working. I thought about it. Of these five words, I only achieved the first four. 5. What is the pain that can be touched? It's just that I feel so hungry that I still have a lump of meat when I touch it. 6. Although I am often beaten by my wife, God knows that my wife is not an unreasonable person. Before each call, she would ask my permission. When I said no, she called me to agree. 7. A woman standing in front of clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who should be favored today? I looked at it, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again. 8. Every time someone asks me the way, I blindly point, first, because I don't know the way at all, and second, to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually. 9. Waiting for the bus at the station, a student said to me with a donation box: "Sir, many people have donated money to poor college students. "I was deeply moved and silently took the donation box and said," Thank you! "1. My wife always warns me not to find a mistress by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move. 11. When I was walking on the road, I suddenly wanted to fart. Just beside me, there was a person pedaling a motorcycle, so I wanted to take this opportunity to cover up my fart. I didn't know that I was pushing too hard and the sound was too loud. The motorcyclist thought it was starting, and I was about to leave when I put on the gear. As a result, I fell! 12. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a strong spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not". When I was 13.5 years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 2 years old, my goal was Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus and have a place to sit and listen to music. 14. If something is destined to happen, it will still happen if you sleep for a week. If some people are destined to appear, you will still meet them when you turn eighteen corners. 15. Just now, the takeaway brother called me. He forgot who he was, and then said, Hello, your beauty has arrived. Please go downstairs and get your meal. 16. The fortune teller said that I was 26 years old, dressed in a yellow robe, accompanied by delicacies from the United States and Japan. I am 26 years old this year and am a takeaway rider. "Thief bald donkey! How accurate it is! " 17. The head can be broken, blood can flow, and shoes can't be without oil! 18. I want to give you the world! "Then you can fix it." 19. Once upon a time, there was a mountain and a temple on it. There was an old monk in the temple. He was really handsome, and he didn't fight for spring. He only reported the spring. When the mountains were full of flowers, he laughed in the bushes and watched it once. 2. Friends come from afar, although they are far away. 21. A lost ant met another ant: "How do you get back to the nest?" "With a smile or silence?" 22. Have you seen Four Great Classical Novels? A: Yes, I have. I don't like things in Jing M.Guo. 23. What is the Great Sage going to do? If he never comes back, what can I do? I am desperate, too! 24. The host's humor amused everyone, and at one time the hall became a sea of joy. 25. Lao Wang fell into a dry well at the entrance of the village, and with the help of the villagers, he finally adapted to the life at the bottom of the well. Xiaoming got up one night and saw a cockroach. So I squatted on the ground and talked to the cockroach for a long time. Then I trampled it to death with one foot and said, "You know too much." 27. Daming Lake, Daming Lake is big, there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake, and there are toads on the lotus flowers. 28. Boy: "Sir, I really hope to come to your 1th birthday next year." Old man: "young man, you are so young and strong, so it should not be a problem to live until next year." 29. "Head of the report, ten people in our group were raped and killed by an old man." "What old man is so powerful?" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha3. I want to lose weight and become a lightning bolt. Roommate: "Give you a science lesson, a lightning bolt is four meters wide!" " 31. Once I crossed the road with my colleagues and waited for the green light. I casually said, "be safe, don't be afraid of death." After that, I always feel that there is something wrong. 32. As the Spring Festival approaches, the government gives a one-time living allowance to people who have long-term sexual difficulties. 33. There are many important and urgent things. If you do one first, you will feel that other things will be delayed, so let's play with your mobile phone first. 34. Many people like to travel and share their experiences. I am relieved to see that their lives have not changed since they came back after spending all their money. 35. I just want to hold your hand all my life. I'm afraid that once I let go, you will go to buy buy to buy it. 36. Losing weight will never cross the bridge when it comes to it. With your weight, the boat sank before you reached the bridge. 37. Who doesn't love life and don't want to live at the same time? 38. When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if you are ugly, in case she is blind. 39. You don't have nothing, at least you have meat. 4. Your speech is so charming that I can't open my eyes. 41. Being poor is not terrible. What is terrible is asking me to borrow money knowing that I am poor! 42. The love he gives you will fade away, but the money he gives you will not depreciate. 43. If Plan A fails, you still have 25 English letters to use! Don't panic! 44. You never got fame and fortune, but you told me what to be indifferent to fame and fortune.