What is the name of the adapted story of Snow White?

It is a funny musical "Snow White"

Narration: Long long ago, there was a very rich kingdom, the king there looked very handsome, but the queen is very ugly.

Snow White: Did you make a mistake? Nowadays it is popular to speak Chinese. How outdated.

Narration: Ah! I forgot. Start all over again.

A long time ago, there was a very rich kingdom. The king is very handsome, but the queen is very ugly. Based on the extremes of both, they gave birth to a freak. This freak is as beautiful as a fairy when it snows, but becomes extremely ugly when it rains or is sunny. Therefore, they named this freak "Snow White". Our story begins here.

The Imperial Physician: It’s not good, it’s not good, the queen can’t hold on any longer. Come quickly, the queen is dying.

Snow White: Oh, mother. You are finally free.

Queen: My beautiful daughter, I am leaving you. You must not miss me too much.

Snow White: My mother, you can go in peace. I will take care of your father in all aspects on your behalf.

Queen: Ah~ I’m dead.

Snow White: Mother, mother~~

Narration: After Snow White’s mother died, the king restrained his sadness and married a new queen. This woman is uglier than Snow White's mother, and her heart is even more vicious than Snow White's mother. She has a magic mirror that can answer all questions.

Queen: Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the ugliest in the world?

Magic Mirror: Of course it’s Snow White. The ugliest person in the world must be her.

Queen: Huh! She is the ugliest every day she is here. I want to marry her off! Married far away, you can never come back to snatch me away.

King: Queen, what do you want to discuss with me today? Football starts again? Miss Universe election starts again? Or is QQ down again?

Queen: None. I think our daughter is not too young now, and it’s time to find her an in-law.

King: That’s not possible. My daughter is gone. Who will play Lianliankan with me? No, no, I totally refuse.

Queen: Who is still playing Lianliankan now? The princes and ministers have all begun to play Eternity. It is in open beta. I have an account. Do you want it?

King: Then you promise to help me level up, and you will also help me deal with princes and ministers when playing CS in the future.

Queen: Okay, no problem, I’ll take care of it.

King: But where can I find the girl for my daughter?

Queen: In the Internet age, why not seek marriage online?

King: Good idea. Come on, find someone to help the princess take a photo album.

Narration: Snow White’s life is actually very simple, basically no different from other ladies. Every day I just dress up, buy clothes and go shopping, chat online, and then do interviews and shoot photo albums...

Maid: Ugly princess, you have been playing on the computer all day, do you want it? take a break?

Princess: Okay, then you can bring my laptop over and I’ll lie on the bed and rest while playing.

(The princess is chatting online)

Princess: Dear balloon frog, what are you doing?

Balloon Frog: Oh, Happy Sweetie, I’m chatting with you.

Princess: Oh~ you are so dishonest. Besides chatting with me, what other things are you doing?

Balloon Frog: No, you are the only one for me, Happy Little Sweetie, while I am chatting with you, I am still thinking... (rap)

come on baby let's fall in love ok

Don't keep thinking about whether we are worthy or not

I won't make you tight, I will only make you jump

Big deal You will be a little tired when you get up tomorrow morning

come on

Who can you blame for wasting these tears

Don’t be as sad as Baoyu Daiyu’s ending

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Don’t regret it

It’s okay to be afraid of fouls in friendly matches

As long as you are willing

Go get under the quilt with me

Princess: Hum~~~~You are so annoying~

King: My caring daughter, come quickly.

Princess: Oh~, I won’t chat with you anymore, my dad wants to meet me.

Balloon Frog: Okay, happy little sweetie, see you in my dream.

Princess: Father, I’m coming.

King: We have found a photographer for you to take a photo album for you.

Princess: Ah~~I’m so shy. Do you really want to take a photo album for me?

King: Yes, go shopping for clothes with your mother quickly.

Queen: Look, this stinky Nell’s clothes are extraordinary, right?

Princess: Yes, no matter the material selection, design, cutting, or sewing, they are all made by top-notch experts. It's rare in the real world. What's even more rare is that it clings to every inch of my skin, giving me gentle care, like the spring breeze blowing on my face, like the feeling of first love.

Queen: Huh? When did you first fall in love? How come I don't know?

Princess: This...this...

Queen: Huh, you think I don't know that your first love is me. Boss, wrap up all the clothes here and send them to the palace.

Boss: After discount, one pound is twenty thousand taels of silver.

Queen: Did you make a mistake? Our ugly duo still want money?

Boss: You are definitely ugly, but Snow White is not.

Queen: Huh? How come it’s snowing and I don’t even know? It doesn't matter. Wait for me to make a call. Hello? Is it a weather station? Well, I'm the queen. I order you to immediately modify the system weather parameters and change it to rain today. You don’t need to change the whole day, just 2 hours will be enough. Um.

Boss: Wow, it’s raining.

Princess: Yes, yes, it’s raining.

Boss: Wow, so ugly.

Queen: I told you that we are an ugly duo. Come on, take your clothes and drive back to the palace.

Narration: Snow White's photo album was sold out as soon as it came out, causing an uproar on the Internet, and Sunny also became an international brand. Kind-hearted people didn't know that she was Snow White, so they gave this Internet beauty an honorific title: High-class Beauty. At the same time, princes from all over the country came to have blind dates and were very happy to marry Snow White home.

(The Queen is screening resumes)

Queen: Asian? no! European, impossible! African, no need to discuss! From the Middle East? Next life. Zhang Wuji is indecisive. Nicholas Tse? Unprofessional use of affection...ah! Prince Charming! Live in the North Pole! good! That's the person I'm looking for!

King: Are you optimistic? Do you still need an interview?

Queen: Well, let’s take part in the interview with Chen Shui-bian, Alibaba, Tang Seng, and Prince Charming.

The princess is chatting online again.

Princess: Oh, balloon frog, I haven’t seen you for many days, I miss you so much! .

Balloon Frog: Oh, Sweetie. I bought a new camera, shall we video?

Princess: Okay~~~Wow, frog, you look so ugly.

Balloon Frog: Wow~~~Xiao Tiantian, you have such a good personality too.

Princess: Frog, I suddenly feel that I have fallen in love with you.

Balloon Frog: Xiaotiantian, I’m madly in love with you too.

Princess: Oh~~

Balloon Frog: Oh~~

Narrator: In the far North Pole, there is also a kingdom. The prince of the kingdom is called Prince Charming, and he is also a freak. When he's riding a white horse, he's very handsome, but other times, he's just a frog as plump as a balloon. Yes, the balloon-shaped frog is exactly the online name of Prince Charming.

Prince Charming's Mansion

Prince: Prince: Oh, my happy little sweetie, she is so ugly and unforgettable, oh~~~only In the dead of night~~ Only then can you and I open our souls, release our innocence, and let my thoughts turn into songs~~ surround you~~~ Sing: "Love Me"

Prince’s father: Son Ah, I submitted your resume to Snow White's country. They notified you of an interview. You hurry up and get ready. I will send you there on the Apollo spaceship in 5 minutes.

After the prince’s father left.

Prince: Oh! Why? Why should I accept this fate? Oh~~I will be as miserable as Liang Shanbo, oh~~~It’s so heartbreaking. Xiao Tiantian, I will definitely remember you in the next life. Please don’t blame me, a heartless person.

Princess sings: You said that if I still remember you in the next life, we will be together until death, as if falling into a hypnotic distance,

Narration: We have returned to the country of Snow White . One day in heaven and one year on earth. Prince Charming's Apollo spacecraft broke down midway, but he still rode a camel and arrived as scheduled.

Queen: Well, all the young talents are very capable, ah. We're going to start the interview now, ah. Please don't hold back, ah, fully demonstrate your talents, ah, at the same time, today's interview will also be broadcast via global satellite, ah, ah, your relatives and friends can give unlimited support online, ah.

King: Player No. 1, Chen Shui-bian. Specialty, gossiping.

Queen: No need to read this, just OUT!

King: No. 2 player, Alibaba. Specialty, reciting incantations.

Alibaba: Dear King and Queen, hello~~ I am Alibaba from a distant country.

My specialty is reciting the incantation: Open sesame, open sesame, oh oh oh, open sesame, open sesame, open sesame oh oh oh.

Queen: OUT. I'm allergic to sesame.

Alibaba: Oh~ Queen, I haven’t finished speaking yet. . . You continue to come and listen to me. . . .

Alibaba is a happy young man. Come here and recite the incantation. Recite Zhou Yu. What to recite? What to recite? Listen carefully. Open sesame. Open sesame. If sesame doesn’t open, I can’t do anything. I am the happy young man. Sesame, sesame, sesame, sesame. . . . . . .

Queen: OUT!OUT!OUT!

King: Player No. 3, Tang Seng. His specialty is also reciting incantations.

Tang’s Monk: Dear King, Queen, and fellow reviewers, I am Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty who went through all kinds of hardships from the Tang Dynasty to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Now that the humble monk has achieved enlightenment, he has changed his secular life. Today, he traveled thousands of miles from the Sanzang Universe Trading Group Corporation on Mars to your country in order to seek a happy relationship with the princess. For this I have prepared a popular one. . .

ONLY YOU I finally came back ONLY YOU My love bird flew away

ONLY YOU Now I have all the BMW house business but lack my dear Darling

ONLY YOU Today I asked for a marriage interview and brought 99 diamonds to show my true heart

I am the most, the most, the best, the best, please let me into the bridal chamber HOHOHO quickly...

< p>Queen: What is this? Are you talking about Journey to the West? Outdated ~ OUT directly.

King: Contestant No. 4, Prince Charming.

Queen: Wow. The jade trees are facing the wind, and their heads are majestic. The tyrant among men! But can you get off that horse? I can't see your face clearly this way.

King: Well, come down and take a look.

Queen: Oh~~~My God, he is actually uglier than Snow White and has a personality.

King: Oh~~~~I feel inferior in front of him.

Queen: Okay, it’s you! Hehe, King, we did a pretty good job in this scene, hahahaha.

King: (laughing evilly) Hahahahahaha~~~~

Queen: My daughter, we finally found a good in-law for you.

Princess: What? When did it happen? Why didn't I know?

Queen: Just when you go to Sleeping Beauty's wedding.

Princess: But, I already have a husband.

Queen: Online?

Princess: Yes.

Queen: That has nothing to do with this. Damn, your two husbands are still unhappy?

Princess: But, I love him.

Queen: There is no need to discuss, we will get married tomorrow.

Princess: Oh~~~~~~~~~I’m so sad that I’m dying.

Guard 1: Did you see a figure walking past just now?

Guard 2: Yes, Snow White.

Guard 1: Come here, Princess Snow White has run away...

In the forest

Princess: Hum, damn Obasan, you dare to force a marriage, Don’t even look at who looks uglier! Fortunately, I ran fast. Who knows what kind of character that guy named Baima is? Wow, there seems to be an Internet cafe in front. Let me go and check it out.

Dwarf Internet Cafe

The pigs sing: There is a little lamb high on the mountain, oh tired, oh tired, oh so kind~~~~ It has no relatives or friends, oh tired. Oh Reilly~~

Princess: Wow, I didn’t expect there to be such an interesting Internet cafe in this deep mountain and old forest. Could it be that you encountered a monster?

Pigs: Welcome!

Princess: Wow! Sure enough, they are monsters, and there are seven of them - pig monsters!

Pig Demon 1: What a pig demon! You look down on us too much! We are seven rainbow pigs - red, yellow, orange, green, blue, purple! Because we have different refractive indexes of light, different colors appear.

Princess: Stop talking nonsense! As the saying goes, "Every crow in the world is as black, and a pig in the world is as ugly." Although you all have different colors, you are still a pig demon! Forget it, start a machine.

Pig Demon 2: Oh, Unit 7.

Princess: Wow, virus.

Pig Demon 3: Huh? Did you break our machine? Lose money. . . . .

Princess: I belong to the Ugly Duo, what should I pay?

Pig Demon 4: Are you lying to me? Who doesn’t know that you are a high-class beauty, and yet you actually call yourself one of the most ugly duo.

Princess: Oops, when did it snow? Why didn’t I pay attention?

Pig Demon 5: Nothing to say, you have to pay compensation if you damage our machine. Just accompany the guests online and teach them how to chat.

Narration: The sound of horse hooves could be heard in the distance. It turned out that Prince Charming also came to the forest.

Prince: Alas, I failed my happy little sweetheart. God knows what that Snow White looks like. Hey, I am actually Chen Shimei.

No matter what, go to the Internet cafe in front and send an email to Xiao Tiantian to apologize.

Prince: Shopkeeper, please open a machine for me.

Pig Demon 6: It turns out to be Prince Charming. Do you need escort service? We have high-end beauty here.

Prince: High-class beauty? That's fine.

Pig Demon 7: Prince, we do not allow horses to enter here. Please come down. Thank you for your cooperation.

Prince: Okay.

Princess: Huh? Balloon frog?

Prince: How do you know me? Who are you?

Princess: My dear, I am just a happy little girl.

Prince: Nonsense, my little Tiantian is not as beautiful as you. The boss has said that you are a high-class beauty. Please stop bullying me and be honest.

Princess: You, you really don’t recognize me? You ungrateful man, 5555555.

Prince: Wow, it’s raining. Wow, happy little sweetie?

Princess: Humph, don’t you know me?

Prince: Oh~ Darling. My eyesight is bad, dear, don't be angry. What's your name anyway?

Princess: What about you? My stepmother forced me to marry Prince Charming, and today is the last time we see each other.

Prince: Huh~ You dare to steal someone from me, I will kill that Prince Charming. Wait, are you Snow White?

Princess: Well, I am.

Prince: I am Prince Charming! ! !

Princess and Prince: Oh~~~~~~~~!

Narration: Snow White and Prince Charming finally recognized each other and went to the North Pole after getting married. The queen finally became the ugliest woman in the country.

Queen: Hahahaha, Snow White is finally married to me. Hahahahaha.

King: Queen, can you concentrate a little more? How can anyone play mahjong like you?

Queen: I am stupid, hahahahahaha. Give me money, give me money. Ouch. . . stomachache. . . .

King: Quickly~~Quickly send the imperial doctor~~

Narration: The queen gave birth to the king’s second daughter and gave birth to a freak again. Named Snow White again. In order to adapt to the development of the story, the queen died again. The king married an even uglier woman, and our story repeated itself. However, at the end of the story, the princess and the prince will definitely live a happy life.

Princess: Husband, cut my toenails.

Prince: Yes, yes, yes, I will cut your toenails immediately.

Princess: Husband, help me change the TV channel.

Prince: Come on, come on, come on, I’ll help you change the channel immediately.

Princess: Husband, it’s time to change the baby’s diaper. Prince: OK, OK, OK, I’ll help you change your diaper immediately. Oh, OK, OK, OK, I’ll help you change your baby’s diaper immediately.

Princess: Husband, Prince: Fainted~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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