A stupid composition

In daily study, work and life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with composition, which is a narrative method to express a theme through words. Then the question comes, how to write an excellent composition? The following is an idiot composition I compiled for reference only. Let's have a look.

One afternoon, I finished my homework and went to play with my classmate Xiaoli. She said, "I heard Xiaohong say that there is a new doorbell in that building. Let's go and have a look. " I agree.

When we came to the building where Xiaohong lived, we went in and saw that the doorbell was red, white and yellow. I asked Xiaoli to press one, and Xiaoli said, "I dare not." I said, "Press and run!" So, I reached for the doorbell, twisted my body to the stairs, and made an escape gesture. Xiaoli has been hiding in the corner. I held my breath and held out my hand. "Di-"Hey, it worked. Look at Xiaoli again, she's long gone.

We thought it was fun, so we rang the doorbell from door to door. Send food to grandma at night, but grandma won't open the door. I called grandma, and grandma opened the door. Grandma said to me, "I don't know who it was in the afternoon, but I didn't sleep well in the afternoon."

I thought to myself, if I don't do this, I won't scare my grandmother. How stupid I am!

I remember when I was 7 years old, my father bought a big bag of apples for my sister and me to eat after work. My sister and I each chose the biggest apple. After peeling, I watched TV while eating. Eating and eating, I accidentally swallowed something-apple seeds. Can apple seeds be eaten? I have never seen an adult swallow it at ordinary times! Thinking about it, I was shocked and immediately ran to my sister and cried, "Sister, I accidentally swallowed an apple seed." Seeing that I was in a hurry, my sister said slowly, "That's not good. Apple seeds will sprout in my stomach! " "

I listened to my sister's words and broke out in a cold sweat. I think: What if the seeds germinate in the stomach and grow into a tree? I was scared to run around by my sister's words. Just then, my mother came over, saw me in a hurry and asked me what was wrong, so I told my mother in detail. Mother smiled at this: "silly child, apple seeds will not germinate in people's stomachs." Don't worry, it's just a short trip in your stomach, and it will be excreted with feces after a while. "

I heard it, and then I knew I was cheated by my sister.

I made many things like shells on the beach, and I picked them up one by one to appreciate them, some were round, some were like small hands, and all kinds. Every time, I always find a "most special" shell. At the mention of it, my face turns red to my neck. That's a very stupid thing.

One summer vacation when I was a child, the weather was a little sultry. With everyone's consent, we went to the suburbs to play. I was so excited that I got ready early and urged my parents.

Finally, we arrived in the suburbs. I breathe fresh air and nature embraces us. Let's play over there! Run! "Look! There is a small river there, how like a light band reflecting golden light. Occasionally, there are circles of small halos on the river, which must be the fish playing in the water and showing their heads. Dad brought a camera, which happened to take pictures of us. Dad pointed his camera at us and said, "Smile, OK …" He is like an experienced photographer. At dusk, we reluctantly left.

A stupid composition. I got up early in the morning and went to the kitchen. There was ice in the bucket. I thought of what the common sense book said: water becomes bigger when it freezes. So the bucket will freeze and crack. then what Thinking about it, I rolled up my sleeves and fished out the ice in the bucket one by one and put it on the ground. After I get the ice, I will go out to play. Suddenly I heard my mother calling me. I went in and looked silly. There is a large area of water on the ground, and my brother is stepping on some water and ice for ice, having a good time. Mother said angrily, "Great, you take out the ice and don't want to put it anywhere." You see, my brother's shoes are wet, his hands are red with cold, and the ground is full of water. "At this time, I bowed my head in embarrassment and knew that I had done a stupid thing.

I think I will learn from it and use my brains more.

I thought I was smart, but I also did a stupid thing in my memory, which happened in the third grade. ...

When I went to the toilet that day, I saw my classmates digging hard on the wall of the toilet, so I went over and asked him, the small tiles on the wall are called mosaics, which can be used as marbles to dig and play! These mosaics are brightly colored, cold to the touch, beautiful and fun! I couldn't resist the temptation and joined the "digging team" without hesitation. Just as I pulled up my sleeves and prepared to "start work", I heard a "bang" sound behind me. I turned around and saw that a classmate was beating the mosaic on the wall with a mop, but the mosaic did not move. I thought to myself: it seems that "high-tech" tools are not as good as pure manual work! So he began to dig with confidence ...

Who knows what will happen unexpectedly? I don't know who leaked the news. Our excavation was "exposed" and I was fined for writing a 300-word self-criticism letter. Since then, whenever I go to the toilet and see these mosaics, I always think of that stupid thing. And those colorful mosaics seem to be looking at me, as if to say, "Who dares to break ground on the lion's den?" No! " !

I did a lot of stupid things when I was a child. Although many of them have been forgotten, I still remember one thing clearly. What is this? Listen, I'll show you the way slowly!

The thing is, once, my mother was cooking and suddenly found that there was no salt at home. My mother told me to buy salt. While buying salt, I was walking on my way home when I tripped over a small stone. The salt bag broke and the salt spilled out. I am anxious to cry. When I returned to the yard, I saw an aunt washing rice. It suddenly occurred to me that my mother told me that Taomi would let me go to the salt sprinkling place. The salt was packed and washed in the yard. Suddenly, I found that the salt was gone. I hurried home and told my mother the whole story.

Mother told me that the salt was not lost, but all the salt melted in the water. Although many things have faded away, I still remember it vividly, so I will smile every time I think about it.

A foolish thing composition 7 finally did a foolish thing today, because there was a meaningless dispute in the group.

The reason is this. A group of people don't know the so-called gossip in the group. It's a mess. I messed with them, too. Everyone was in high spirits and cheered. But then someone said, "If anyone wants to talk about women again, I'll talk to his mother." As soon as I listened, I didn't want to. I have the biggest problem: I can talk nonsense, but I can't talk about my elders, even if I have such an idea. So, I told them honestly, and then everyone was silent.

I don't regret doing this! Not at all!

But to my regret, I shouldn't have lost my temper like that on this occasion. I think the better way is to quit quietly, regardless of the flood. As the young man said, I am still too young! Yes, too young, there is a price to pay!

A stupid composition 8 In colorful childhood, many people have done stupid things, and I am no exception.

I remember when I was five years old, I went to my grandmother's house to play. I see a kitten. Its eyes are like pearls, and its hair shines in the sun. I like it very much. I found its hair a little dirty, so I wanted to wash it. So, I made a pot of water and put the kitten in, but it jumped out and splashed all over me.

A few days later, I want to let the kitten walk the tightrope. I hung the kitten on the wire rope, and it landed safely. A few days later, the kitten began to "resist". When I wasn't looking, it bit my clothes. I quickly took out my rapier broom and let it fly.

You see, how ridiculous I was when I was a child!

A stupid composition 9 I have a younger brother who was stupid when he was a child. The stupid thing he did can make everyone laugh.

Once, my family went to my brother's house to play, and we didn't know that my brother had a cold until he got there. Everyone must know that a cold can only be recovered by taking medicine. But my brother is too young to take medicine, and everyone is around him, but he still doesn't want to take it. No way, my aunt said she could only feed him hard, and he cried loudly before she got close to him. I encouraged my younger brother to say, "Be a man and be a gentleman, what is there to be afraid of taking medicine?" But my brother turned to me and said, "You talk nonsense. I am a man, little tofu, but I just don't take medicine! " "Everyone laughed" ha ha ha ",and my brother laughed with everyone, rolling with laughter. He made everyone laugh, which was really interesting. But my brother still refused to eat antiviral granules. My aunt had a brainwave and poured the medicine into a coffee cup and said, "Drink coffee, drink coffee!" " "This time, my brother came to the spirit, ran to my aunt and drank' coffee' in one breath.

Do you think my brother is silly and cute?

A stupid composition 10 In my childhood, many interesting things happened, but there were also many stupid things.

I remember when I was three years old, I saw adults planting small flowers in the soil. Soon, the small flowers germinated, and slowly, the small flowers bloomed.

When I was a child, I thought that whatever was planted in the soil, watered and fertilized, would surely sprout, blossom and bear fruit. So I planted my favorite toy in the soil and watered it every day, hoping that it would germinate, blossom and bear fruit as soon as possible and produce many toys. Many days have passed, and the little toy has not sprouted yet. I was a little impatient. I thought: I must have failed to fertilize it, which caused it to be malnourished and unable to germinate. So I found some fertilizer to fertilize them. After a while, the little toys didn't germinate, so I went to ask my father. My father simply told me, "The little flowers are alive, so they will germinate;" But toys are lifeless, so they won't germinate.

Although I don't understand what my father said, I still understand a truth: not everything will germinate when planted in the soil. People often say that as you sow, you reap what you sow.

A stupid composition 1 1 Today, my mother is not at home, and I am alone at home. I was bored, so I ran to the kitchen and saw many vegetables and cabbages on the table. Five or six eggplants; Eight tomatoes; Thought: Wow! So many vegetables to wash! Suddenly, a good idea came to me. Didn't mom use the washing machine to wash clothes? That dish can be washed if it doesn't open! I immediately put the dishes in front of the washing machine, put them in the bucket together, cover them and turn on the power. I am so happy that I can't describe it. After a while, I heard a bang. I thought it was all right, so I turned off the switch and opened the lid to see, ah! Cabbage became a "bachelor commander"; Eggplant is like being eaten by a mouse; Tomatoes have disappeared without a trace, and I almost fainted with fear, thinking: it's over, the plan is ruined.

After a while, mom came back. I made it clear to my mother. I thought my mother would hit me. As a result, my mother said, "Don't do this in the future, or my mother will be angry!" " "I listened, but nodded.

A stupid composition 12 One day, my father and I played gobang.

At first, I always lost. It's true that Confucius moved-all the books were lost. Dad whispered, "because I have a magic weapon!" "

""what is it? Let me see. "I asked curiously." "I won't tell you!" Don't tell me, I'll find it myself. I rushed into my father's room at once After a while, I dug out a piece of paper that said, "Eat pork liver if you win chess", and my eyes almost popped out!

But I still asked my mother to fry me a plate. I closed my eyes and picked up a piece and tasted it. It was bitter and astringent, but I ate it anyway. I called my father again and asked him to compete with me. Sure enough, I won three sets in a row.

This method is really useful, so I found my friends and asked them to compare with me. Hey!

Why did they win? Do they know this method? Maybe the magic of this method has disappeared? That's how I heard my father tell my mother vividly that he tricked me into eating pig liver.

It turned out that my father deliberately lost to me and let me eat pig liver.

A stupid composition 13 When I was seven years old, one morning, my mother went to a nearby shopping mall and bought a big cake with beautiful packaging. She put down the cake and hurried to work.

When I woke up, I found a big cake on the table, and I immediately rushed to eat it. Just about to open the cake box, it suddenly occurred to me that mom can't eat it privately. I sat on the stool next to the cake and waited for my mother to come back. Keep your eyes on the cake and keep circling around it. Suddenly, I feel hungry. I slowly reached over and touched the box, but I was afraid to open it. How I wish my mother would come back soon at this time!

A stupid composition 14 Many stupid things happened to me. For example, I put eggs under the bed and thought there would be chickens soon!

However, the chicken didn't come out. On the contrary, eggs are thin. This is a big problem. The bed is full of eggs. I was very anxious and thought: what to do-what to do. I said nothing: pick up the cloth, why take the cloth? Of course, I wiped the quilt. Haha, this must be the first time you've heard about cleaning quilts. The trouble is even bigger. The bed is full of water and eggs. Mom's back. I flattered her and helped her do a lot of good things. Finally, my mother found out and said, "What's the matter? What's wrong? " "No," I said. When my mother was cooking, she found that there were a lot fewer eggs and asked me again. What did you do? Mom said, "I really didn't do it." I really didn't. When I go to bed, the eggs on the bed are mixed with water, which stinks. Mom said, "Hey, don't you dare lie." Finally, I was beaten by K.

I did a stupid thing, I will be beaten!

A stupid composition 15 I did a stupid thing in Pinsheng class today.

Here's the thing: Ding … "The bell rang for the third class in the morning, and all the students went into the classroom to prepare for the first class. After a while, the teacher walked into the classroom door with steady steps, and the quality class began! As the teacher said, "Honesty is the core of being a man, and faith is the foundation of being a man", as a study committee member, I accidentally rubbed my eraser and rolled at Xiao Yuan's feet. Just as I was about to pick it up, the teacher's voice came into my ear: "Fan Xiaoqi, what are you doing?" Looking up, the teacher's amiable face suddenly became serious, and my heart jumped like a rabbit, thinking: Did the teacher see me play with an eraser just now? That's why I can't help blushing and wish I had a crack on my face. After class, the teacher taught me again. Listening to the teacher's earnest words, I felt even more ashamed and thought: Yes! Fortunately, I am still a study Committee member in my class! I am playing with other things in class. How can I set a good example for my classmates? I want to say sorry to the teacher here, and I promise to set an example for my classmates in the future!