There are a lot of funny curse words.

1. You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you will live until death.

2. His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold... This grandson is freezing!

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4. There is naked hatred only between peers.

5. This guy is the worst! He killed his father at the age of 13, pushed his mother into the river at the age of 15, and killed his whole family at the age of 17! After looking at her for less than 5 minutes, tears came down - "Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding..."

6. That's your dad, I'm talking about your father!

7. I participate, you contribute, I am happy!

8. The world is silent, broad-minded, everyone’s affairs are my business, benefiting the people, relieving the society’s worries, and specifically helping you, the powerless and mentally retarded groups, (vulnerable groups) Consider your business my business, and see that everyone is like my sons and daughters.

9. After my counseling, many people who were on the verge of committing suicide tried to kill someone. I was the one who saved them.

10. Anyone who doesn’t know Yu Qian has never eaten pork.

11. You have to work hard when talking about cross talk. I'm sweating now. You see, people don't sweat. They keep their "sweat".

12. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you.

13. Carla is a dog, I wrote it, and I plan to write another one, Yu Qian is a pig

14. When people go out to buy tickets, big names always ask: "Who has the Titanic?" "Yu Qian: "The great master Huo Zuo is dead."

15. Three-foot Longquan has thousands of books. What do I want from God? If I cannot serve the country and bring peace to the world, whose husband am I? Yu Qian: "What word are you talking about?" Guo Degang: "It's a Tang poem." Yu Qian: "Why does Tang poetry include finding a wife?"

16. Invite the director to dinner. The director said it should be simple. Lanzhou Cuisine Yu Qian: "Lanzhou Cuisine?" Guo Degang: "Wide strips and add meat."

17. Be diligent, I am just spending the time others drink coffee on drinking beer

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18. If you want to get rich, take off your pants first.

19. I was only 400 points away from going to Peking University.

20. These big girls are wearing clothes that hide and reveal their flesh.

21. Formalin will last forever, this bottle is yours.

22. Mr. Guo, please respect yourself. We only sell ourselves, not our skills.

23. Having friends from far away is not enough for you.

24. On the three-meter springboard, Guo Jingjing praised her as Wu Minxia.

25. Twist backwards for three and a half weeks and more than a month.

26. Marriage is familiar to everyone and is a popular leisure activity for the general public.

27. There are first, second and third prizes in the tower climbing competition. The first prize is 50,000 yuan and the second prize is 70,000 yuan.....

28. My watch is expensive. Yes, the original price is 350,000, with a discount of 420.

29. I was so angry that I scolded him severely: I’ll get out of here. (You can’t speak in a hurry)

30. Your monthly salary is less than one thousand five hundred, (classic quotation www.lz13.cn) You can’t support a female star.

31. Many heroic figures flashed before my eyes, including a senior official from Ximen and Teacher Chen (Edison Chen) who loves photography.

32. Hello, my name is Guo Degang. Who do you think I am?

33. Confucius once said: All good cabbage is given to pigs.

34. Find a Go performance artist to perform for us.

35. Everyone is familiar with the game of Go. The horse moves the sun, the elephant moves the field, and the army commander, eh, eh, what a nonsense...

36. My dad is anxious. Okay, roll up your sleeves: I will fight with you.

37. My sister-in-law feels uncomfortable with her prostate.

38; My fence is big, 20 miles on one side, the same length on all four sides, a big rectangle.

39. I am a member of the underworld. Please pity me.

40. I stopped the woman walking on the road and planned to rob her. When I asked, I found out that she was a laid-off female worker. The more she talked, the more pathetic she became. Finally, I gave her five yuan.

41. Lie down wherever you fall

42. I especially hope that everyone will help me. If you give me some love, I will return your one-night stand

43. She picked up her slippers and hit me. Oh, you took me for a bush.

44. How can there be so many artists? Now when it rains, the artist along the wall will appear "woo~~~". Artists all come out with shit, right?

45. The medicinal wine my grandfather made was very good. My second uncle drank it and died. Later, when the forensic autopsy report came out, it was said that the formula of the medicinal wine and arsenic was the same.

46. We have many antiques in our house, including my uncle’s slippers, my grandma’s pickles, and my second uncle’s ashes.

47. I bought a few paintings by Tang Bohu, including beautiful landscapes, Fuwa dolls, a set of five...

48. I bought a large calligraphy handwritten by Wang Xizhi : One world, one dream.

49. I eat quickly, I deceive my stomach: you are full, you are full...

50. Don’t think that everyone with tattoos is a gangster, Yue Fei still I have a tattoo.

51. I was changing clothes in the car and someone was leaning against the window. Big girl, look at this. I’m so anxious. Do you always see people changing clothes like this? The woman replied, "Do you always change in other people's cars?"

52. I have no clothes on such a cold day and am wearing a plastic suit.

53. Wen Neng writes pen to settle the world, Wu Neng mounts his horse and settles the world. He knows women on the kang and shoes when he gets off the kang.

54. Using a spit bucket for cooking is said to be an innovation, but who the hell would dare to eat it?

55. Today is like July 7th, when the divine bird meets the foreign chicken.

56. My uncle used to be a flight attendant.

57. In the past, you could only see your buttocks by opening the swimsuit; now you can only see the swimsuit by opening your buttocks. Too vulgar.

58. Traveling through the time tunnel, the wires and stalks on both sides, shua, shua... 59. White Swan Band - I dare to blackmail you during the day.

60. Waiting for the Prime Minister - Waiting for the Prime Minister with a shovel, but no one will pay attention to him.

——————from Guo Degang’s classic quotations~