Talk about Chongqing

For the first time, I traveled through two provinces with my family in two days, from Chongqing to Guizhou and then to Guangxi. From winter to summer, I touched all the license plates in Chongqing. It seems that our friends in Chongqing are enjoying a happy holiday!

Talk about Chongqing

First, did you feel the return of Hong Kong on Chongqing New Year's Eve last night?

Second, I'm in a good mood recently. I haven't spent the Spring Festival in Chongqing for three years. This year, I took the 3344 regiment and stayed in Chongqing.

Third, this great plain is still good, with a wide field of vision. I was used to staying in Chongqing, and suddenly I really saw the straight and flat road, which broadened my vision and mood. . .

Fourth, I woke up from a dream and dreamed about some people and things in Chongqing. I won't feel this way when I go to Chongqing again, will I?

When you are in a bad mood, a beautiful cake, chicken legs, Chongqing noodles and roasted pig's feet will make people forget their troubles and become happy, so you are fat.

Like autumn, I had to leave, but I had a bad cold. Chongqing is really acclimatized. I went to Area B for the last time. I hope it is the last time. Why doesn't it rain here in winter!

7. Pass by the beautiful mountain city. I ate the first hot pot in Chongqing! I saw the beautiful night scene! I am in a good mood. "Eating hot pot in Chongqing is really better than any hot pot restaurant in my hometown! 」

Eight, the last time I left, it was two months ago, from Chongqing to Chengdu, where I stayed for nearly two years. My mood was very complicated at that time. I want to cry on the high-speed train, but I can't. In fact, I wished I could cry happily. I packed my luggage the day before yesterday and gave it to the courier. The same scene appeared two years ago. At that time, I was extremely looking forward to my future feelings and life, not to mention having a relative to accompany me. The feeling of the day before yesterday was empty, and the next life was full of expectations, a little worried and scared, but it didn't affect that expectation. Maybe in the traditional consciousness, I am not a normal person. Maybe, maybe I don't think my life is wonderful, but I just want to try more and experience the feeling of chaos when I can still run.

When I first arrived in Chongqing, I didn't know why the pace of life in Chongqing was so slow. Now I know, because the road is really difficult to walk, just like telling me this year's animal year, I must work hard to live every day, otherwise it will be difficult to walk ojbk!

Seeing him leave his family to catch a plane to go to work on the New Year's Eve is as complicated as watching him fly back and forth to Beijing and Chongqing alone. The new year will be smooth and prosperous.

Even if I live in Chongqing, I will miss my relatives in a circle of hot pot every holiday, and my lips and teeth are full of satisfaction and happiness. Chongqing tastes spicy, and pays attention to the freshness and harmony of taste.

When I went back to Shenzhen today, I saw a plane flying in the sky and suddenly thought of someone. What is her mood when she returns to Chongqing?

Yesterday, Zhou Xiao vomited badly, and then rushed back to Chongqing, exhausted. On New Year's Eve, Zhou Xiao had a high fever for the first time, and she was not in the mood for the New Year. On the first day of New Year's Day, when I arrived at work, I found that Wanning had antipyretic drugs, so I bought them and hurried home, hoping my daughter would get better soon.

Fourteen. Today, the company went to Chongqing to hold an annual meeting. I was in a particularly bad mood, but after playing in the jungle, I was in a much better mood. When I first asked which route to play, I said that the hardest thing to play was not to show off, but to see if I could do it. Although I was timid at first, I persisted in the last two levels. I want to stick to the end, but sometimes I have to do what I can. Although this game took me a lot of effort, I was suddenly released. Everything good and bad will pass, and the future will get better and better. Come on ~ ~ ~

15. I live in Chongqing 20xx. I just hope my family can be neat, healthy and happy together. Agree to turn!

Sixteen, a flight in Chongqing 12 hours, feeling blue and blue, you won again!

Perhaps for me who live in Chongqing all the year round, the city of Hong Kong is really cold and arrogant, with nothing but feelings and buy buy to buy, but the shopping paradise in the past is far from being as open and affordable as before.

19. Today, a peach blossom garden was discovered in the south bank of Chongqing. Although it and Ciqikou are both ancient towns surrounded by high-rise buildings on the south bank, it is like another world, a world where few tourists are not commercialized. There are two kinds of people in this world, one is the aborigines here, who maintain the lifestyle of old Chongqing; The second kind is the young people who open teahouses here, adding a touch of color to this bustling place. Walking up the ancient stairs, the teahouse at the corner surprised me. The boss is a sister who loves outdoor and photography. She and a few like-minded friends transformed their relatives' home into a teahouse, with an old sewing machine as a table, favorite books and photos as walls, and a century-old chestnut tree on the cliff outside the house witnessed the time of this ancient town. However, good things can never be obtained, and they can't escape the fate of being demolished. This is Xiahao Old Street.

Twenty, I came to Chongqing again with a different mood.

Twenty-one, how do I feel that I don't live in the same world as everyone else? Blood collection and blood donation here in Chongqing are very good. We have a fixed blood collection point next to the square here. We must drink sugar water before taking blood, and the blood sample test is also very strict. And the system can clearly see my blood donation record.

Twenty-two, obviously I'm sad, and I have to pretend to be happy. I just want to go back to Chongqing as soon as possible. There are still two days left.

Chongqing forest line

1, Tony Leung Chiu Wai's monologue:

He said to the soap, "Don't give up on yourself. You were fine not long ago. How can you be so fat? " ! Although she's gone, you still have to meet someone. Stop indulging yourself and lose weight. "

He said to the towel, "Do you know that I have wanted to scold you for a long time? You've changed a lot. You should have personality. Whether she comes back or not, don't change yourself. You should reflect on yourself. " I feel very happy to see it cry, because no matter how its appearance changes, it is still an affectionate towel.

He said to Cloth Tiger, "Do you think I am much more optimistic? I think a lot of things have become beautiful. I used to think you were stupid. Now look at you. You are cute, but don't get dirty. It was nice to be white. Why did you make it yellow? Look, there is a big scar. Did you fight with others? "

He said to his shirt, "Why are you hiding here? Do you know I've been looking for you for a long time? It's no use hiding here. Let's face it. Look, you are moldy. Tomorrow, tomorrow I will give you some sunshine. "

2. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: Everyone is lovelorn, and I will run every time, because running can evaporate the water in your body, making me less prone to tears. How can I cry? In May's heart, I am a cool person.

3. Takeshi Kaneshiro is staring blankly at the counter of the midnight express. ...

"Haven't reconciled? It's been a month. Why don't you find another one? May, right? May is fine. She leaves work early tonight. Why don't you ask her to shop? She has a crush on you for a long time. " (The owner of the midnight express said)

"I can't. I have a date with someone tonight. Some other time? "

4. Takeshi Kaneshiro kicked an empty coke can under the balcony of his girlfriend Mei's house, as if it were late at night. ...

Takeshi Kaneshiro monologue: Sometimes I spend the night at Mei's house, but in order not to let her parents know, I always climb down from the balcony when I leave. I wonder if there will be such an opportunity in the future.

In a bar, Brigitte Lin took an envelope from the man in the counter, and then he turned and left.

The man stared thoughtfully at the back of Brigitte Lin's departure.

In a house, Brigitte Lin is distributing drugs to a group of Indians.

These Indians cleverly hid these drugs in their luggage.

Brigitte Lin took these Indians to the airport.

After completing the formalities at the airport counter, Brigitte Lin suddenly found that these Indians had disappeared!

Brigitte Lin looked everywhere, but couldn't find it.

6. That bar again. Brigitte Lin sipped his wine slowly and accidentally saw a can of pineapple. ...

Brigitte Lin's monologue: The date on the can tells me that I don't have much time. If I can't find the Indians, I'm in trouble.

Brigitte Lin's Monologue: I don't know when it started. I became a very careful person. Wear sunglasses every time you wear a raincoat. You never know when it will rain and when the sun will shine.

7. Every day you have a chance to pass someone by. You may know nothing about him, but maybe one day he will become your friend or confidant.

8. When we were closest, the distance between me and her was only 0.0 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman. Six hours later, she fell in love with another man

9. Everyone has habits, but what about my habits? Just come and wait for May to get off work.

May likes coming here very much because her boss says she looks like Yamaguchi Momoe. Recently, I broke up with her because she said I was less and less like Mihura.

10, "368 reply, password' Love you for ten thousand years'"

"Ming looking for me? May? " "Spell it for me, M-I-N-G, M-A-Y? Did you hear wrong? No? Do you know English? "

"Hey, Ming? I know, I know. May asked you to call me. "

"Hey, I'm fine. Tell her not to worry, okay? I will take good care of myself, but if she misses me so much, please let her call me herself. Don't bother you, right? "

"ah? She didn't ask you to call me, so, so what do you want with me? Go running, are you lovelorn? "

"No, then why go running? Competition? ! Are you out of your mind? How can such a personal thing as running be shown to others casually? That's it, in vain! "

1 1, everyone has a lovelorn time, and I will run every time I fall in love, because running can evaporate the water in your body and make me cry less easily. How can I cry? In May's heart, I am a cool person.

12, I don't know when I became a very careful person. Wear sunglasses every time you wear a raincoat. You never know when it will rain and when the sun will shine.

13, the day we broke up was April Fool's Day, so I always thought she was joking, and I was willing to let her joke for a month. From the day we broke up, I bought a can of canned pineapple that expired in May 1 every day, because pineapple is the favorite in May, and May 1 is my birthday. I told myself that when I bought 30 cans, if she didn't come back, the relationship would expire.

14, I don't know when everything has a date, saury will expire, meat sauce will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, in this world, what else will not expire?

"Master, do you want saury?"

"Expired, don't! Do you want it? "

15, "Hey, what are you doing back?"

"I'm in a good mood today and want to watch the midnight show."

"Hey, she's gone, she's gone."

"gone?"

"Without waiting for you? Women can't wait, the later they wait, the more anxious they are, and finally they are as anxious as crazy. I just went out with Richard at the crossroads. Come early if you are interested. "

I didn't expect to be abandoned overnight by two people named May. In order to heal, I decided not to look for a woman named Mei.

16.5 1, 1994, a woman said "happy birthday" to me. Because of this sentence, I will always remember this woman. If memory is a can, I hope this can will not expire; If I have to add one day, I hope it is "10 thousand years"

17. When I was closest to her, the distance between us was only 0.0 1 cm. I know nothing about her. Six hours later, she fell in love with another man

18. There must be a stewardess you want to hook up with on every plane. This time last year, I successfully soaked one at an altitude of 25,000 feet. I thought I would stay with her for a long time, just like a plane full of oil, which can fly far away. Who knows that the plane changed stations halfway? ...

19, I don't know if I forgot to turn off the tap or if the house is getting more and more emotional. I always thought it was the strongest, but I didn't expect it to cry the most. When a person cries, you only need to give him a pack of paper towels, but when a house cries, you have to do a lot of work.

After she left, many things at home were very sad. Every night, I have to comfort them to sleep.

"Do you know that you have lost weight?"

"You used to be chubby. Look at you now."

As soon as the camera turns, Liang is talking to a bar of soap.

"Very flat, why? You have to have confidence in yourself. "

Liang continued to say to a wet towel

"Well, I told you not to cry. When will you cry? Be strong. Look at you. What do you look like lying here? "

"Oh, well, let me do you a favor" (wring out the towel and hang it up)

"Is it much more comfortable?"

Liang began to talk to the doll.

"Why don't you talk?"

"Don't be angry with her."

Liang replaced his hand with another huge white long-haired dog.

"When everyone is unconscious, will you give her a chance?"

Liang is talking to his shirt.

"Is it lonely?"

"Only a few days later. Do you need this? "

"Are you cold? I will give you some warmth. "

2 1, "Ah, are there any canned pineapples due in May 1?"

"What's the date today?"

"April 30."

"Yes, we won't launch anything that expires tomorrow."

"There are still two hours, ah, so early?"

"No one wants expired things, and people have to buy fresh ones."

"Fresh fresh, what fresh? It is people like you who are greedy for the new and forget the old. "

"Hey, do you know how hard it takes to get a can of pineapple? Ah! You must plant, pick and cut. Don't you want to? Have you ever thought about the feeling of canned food? "

"Sir, I'm just a clerk. I am responsible for selling things. You want me to think about the feeling of canned food? ! Have you considered my feelings? I had to take it, move it and throw it away. I also hope that those cans will never expire. I will save time. You love to eat expired cans so much, do you think I have a box here, all for you, free of charge! "

Chongqing forest quotations

Classical quotations from Chongqing forest

1, Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: Every day you have a chance to pass someone by. You may know nothing about him, but maybe one day, he may become your friend or confidant.

2. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: When we were most intimate, the distance between me and her was only 0.0 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman.

3. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: Everyone is lovelorn, and I will run every time, because running can evaporate the water in your body, making me less prone to tears. How can I cry? In May's heart, I am a cool person.

4. Brigitte Lin's monologue: I don't know when it started. I became a very careful person. Wear sunglasses every time you wear a raincoat. You never know when it will rain and when the sun will shine.

5. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: I don't know when everything has a date. Saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?

6. Brigitte Lin's monologue: "Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapples, and tomorrow he can like something else. "

7. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: In May 1, 1994, a woman said "Happy Birthday" to me. Because of this sentence, I will always remember this woman. If memory is also a can, I hope this can will not expire; If there must be one more day, I hope it will be ten thousand years.

8. Tony Leung Chiu Wai's Monologue: After she left, many things at home were very sad, and I had to comfort them every night to fall asleep.

9. Tony Leung Chiu Wai's Monologue: One day, I suddenly had an impulse, and I had a feeling that she seemed to be back. I don't know whether I forgot to turn off the tap or whether the house is getting more and more emotional. I always thought it was the strongest, but I didn't expect it to cry the most. When a person cries, you only need to give him a pack of paper towels, but when a house cries, you have to do a lot of work.

10, "No one wants expired things, everyone wants to buy fresh ones."

"Fresh fresh, what fresh? It's people like you who are greedy for the new and forget the old. Hey, do you know how hard it takes to get a can of pineapple? You must plant, pick and cut. Don't you want to? Have you ever thought about the feeling of canned food? "

1 1, "Hey, she's gone, she's gone."

"gone?"

"Without waiting for you? Women can't wait, the later they wait, the more anxious they are, and finally they are as anxious as crazy.

12, Kim: "There are only three reasons why women wear sunglasses so late. The first one represents that she is blind; The second meaning is that she is handsome, so she must wear sunglasses. The third one, because she was lovelorn, because she didn't want people to see her cry. "

Lin: "What kind do you think I am?"

Kim: "lovelorn!"

Lin: "Hum ..."

Kim: "It doesn't matter. Lovelorn is common. Why are you crying like this? " I tried to be lovelorn. When I am lovelorn, I will run, and then I will run until I am sweating all over. In this way, I have no tears to shed. Really, do you want to try running? "

Lin: "I ran all night today. I'm very tired. If you want someone to chat with you, please find someone else. "

Kim: "I don't want to talk to anyone, I just want to stay with you, because I know what it's like to be lovelorn." What a woman needs most when she is lovelorn is a shoulder. In fact, it doesn't matter if you treat me as a boyfriend. "

13, "huh? She didn't ask you to call me, so what do you want to do to me? Go running, are you lovelorn? "

"No, then why go running? Competition? ! Are you out of your mind? How can such a personal thing as running be shown to others casually? That's it, in vain! "

Complete works of Chongqing dialect two-part allegorical sayings

Chongqing is an ancient mountain city with a long history and a long civilization, which has spread a lot of history and culture. So, do you know the two-part allegorical saying of Chongqing dialect? Let's take a look!

Two-part allegorical saying in Chongqing dialect:

1. Don't think you are teasing Xu Xian-a snake in the sun.

2. Paoge family-never have diarrhea

3. Spindle rolled into the crotch to beat eggs

4. Nonsense, Grandpa Xun is here.

5. Yellow mud rolls in your crotch-it's not shit (death) but shit (death)

6. Playing Erhu in Fengdu-Bullshit.

7. Look down on Bodhisattva. Oh, shit-nonsense.

8. Jie Fangbei's Zhong-mass viewpoint.

9. I haven't shit for three years-shit swelling (asshole)

10. night pearl mixed with soy sauce-the treasure is salty, salty and delicious.

1 1. The cat can't open its paws when it grabs the bus.

12. Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly.

13. Playing with machetes at Yueba-cutting

14. Big head, big ears and quacking body-the more you look, the more you look like a pig.

15. Ten gongs-nine have you.

16. You still paint the old cucumber green-pretend to be young.

17. Lai Gebao eats cowpeas-hanging cranes

18. Jie Fangbei's clock-never grows old.

19. The duck died on the ridge-the mouth was hard.

20. Eat bamboo-weave your stomach.

2 1. Hammer, hammer, mine is in your mouth!

22. Growing vegetables in Moscow-using feces: using it.

23. Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight crowbars

24. Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly.

25. High platform diving-deep planting

26. Eat peaches in the middle of the night-until the rake catches them.

27. The mouse enters the bellows-both ends suffer indignities.

28. Toothbrush hair removal-too many eyes.

29. Paoge family-never have diarrhea.

30. The night pearl farts-Baoqi.

3 1. Sprinkle pepper on the grave-Magway

32. Hanging a pocket in midair-loading the wind

33. Light a lamp in the toilet-kill yourself.

34. It's too angry to put a scale in the toilet.

35. Shit without paper-hard (wipe)

36. A blind man can't get his hand when he beats his wife.

37. Dance under the pepper-pull the old man.

38. daffodils don't bloom-play dumb;

39. Take off pants and fart-extra circles;

40. Chop leeks in the toilet-shit (dead) rushes to the ground (dead);

4 1. Toilet crawling-not far from shit (death);

42. Legebo fights against harm-what a big tone;

43. Hold up the Bodhisattva with your palm-hold up the God;

44. Stick it on the wall-feces (anger) sends a picture of the wall (strength)

45. On the machine, it is semi-hard.

46. swim in the toilet and go forward bravely.

47. It's too heavy.

48. Jie Fangbei's clock-no pendulum.

49. Duck stuck in ass-Japanese

50. Cats scratch Baba-they can't get rid of their claws.

5 1. Biscuits in Guanshengyuan-a lot of ideas.

52. Chestnuts in Haochi Street-fried and sold now.

53. Boiled tofu with green vegetables-one (green) and two whites.

54. The old lady is snoring-she can't see her teeth all the time.

55. The slate in Mao's private room is smelly and hard.

56. Tooth drinking-drunk (the most) hammer

57. Silver carp in Dayanggou-more dead, less alive.

58. Pig Bajie looks in the mirror-be an ugly face.

59. Peas roll their ass-meet fate

60. Cut the bamboo and meet the festival-meet the edge

6 1. Peas in armored rolls.

62. Your baby is a tortoise who eats coal-the asshole is getting darker and darker! ! ! The mouse is the cat's flower protector-it's killing me to make money.

I can't relax without toilet paper.

64. The flagpole of Jiaochangkou-bachelor.

65. Playing Erhu in Fengdu-Bullshit.

66. Two pounds of peppers stir-fry two or two pieces of meat-disgusting.

67. The sparrow jumped into the basket of wheat bran and radish-all for nothing.

68. Gerber yawned-took a big breath.

69. Waste a child's kitchen knife-a dead end.

70. A dog with glasses-the panda in Sven Zoo-is a fucking national treasure.

7 1. Mosquitoes weigh themselves-practice hands and feet.

72. Dead fish's tail-gone.

73. The mouse climbed on the scale hook-claiming to be.

74. Jie Fangbei's Zhong-mass viewpoint.

75. Dumb people eat dumplings-they have a good idea.

76. Mosquitoes bite Bodhisattva-mistook one for another.

77. Shrimp crossing the river-modesty (with beard)

78. Carassius auratus shells in Dayanggou-more dead, less alive.

79. There is a cloud hanging in your pocket for half a day-pretending to be crazy.

80. The night when the pearl collided with the plane-the treasure went to heaven.

8 1. The short man crossed the river safely.

82. Kill 120 ducks in one morning-Nia Zuibai.

83. The thatch on Lanya Island-the wind blows on both sides.

84. the mouse turns to the bellows-both ends get angry.

85. A clay bodhisattva crossing the river is hard to protect itself.

86. Lu, the night pearl, go and find the canned salt-a salty baby.

87. night pearl bèn soy sauce-salty treasure.

88. Wang Erniang's foot binding is long and smelly.

89. On Mao Mu's chessboard, Darda swoops down and crawls slowly-it's not far from death.

90. The cat turned the scorpion upside down-mourning for the dog.

9 1. Pig head has gone too far in Enzan Ijuin-raking.

92. Take off your pants and fart-it's unnecessary.

93. The cat can't get rid of its paws.

94. Wipe your ass with chaff-climb backwards.

95. Yellow mud rolls up your crotch-shit is shit, shit is shit (equivalent to "irrefutable")

96. Luo Guangwen-Broken Poles.

97. Chiang Kai-shek looked at the map-it was all over.

98. From Chengdu to Huayang-the present is the present.

99. The sharp skull reached into the stool pile-it was deeply planted.

100. Use excrement to grow vegetables in Moscow.

10 1. Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight crowbars