Want a super funny joke!

Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I'm useless.

Bug: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I'm so useless!

Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless.

2

Bug: Everyday, do you have a ruler?

Tian Tian: No.

Bug: shameless person. Hey, hey. ...

three

Bug: Fang, this flower is for you.

A Fang: Bug, you are really a gentleman. I have alienated you from your classmates. I didn't expect you to send me flowers! -What are you trying to say? Never mind, go!

Bug: I want to say-Happy Tomb-Sweeping Day!

four

Bug: The biggest sorrow in people's life is that they don't even know that they are handsome. How sad I am!

Jun Jun: Do you know what self-knowledge means?

Bug: yes. Isn't that what you need most!

five

Bug: I have to ask you something.

Tian Tian: Go ahead!

Bug: When there are many people in the future, don't call me dad, it will make me feel old, so call me uncle instead!

six

Xiaohua: Bug, when you die, I will buy you a huge wreath.

Bug: Thank you. How much will that cost?

Xiaohua: As long as you are dead, I will spend any money.

Bug: ...

Xiaohua: What, are you speechless?

Bug: I was wondering, how many guests do you have to pick up to receive a wreath?

seven

Poplar: This is my new photo. Does it look nice?

Bug: not bad! The 90-year-old lady was photographed like this. What a good photographer!

eight

Niu Niu: Bug, I want to scold you!

Bug: ...

Niu Niu: Say something. Are you scared?

Bug handed me a piece of paper, which said, "I don't talk to three kinds of people ―― bitch, idiot and fatso. Sorry, all three of you are." )

nine

Tian Tian: How's it going? How is my singing?

Bug: good. Nobody's out of tune.

Tian Tian: Of course, I was born a singer.

Bug: singer? -Colombian gorillas are more like! You are not out of tune, because you are not out of tune at all! Idiot.