Degang Guo's theory of elegance

K: Thank you, thank you. There are millions of people upstairs and downstairs. Y: Oh, where are so many people? Guo: Ah, someone inside shouted Yu Qian. Y: Eh, (laughs) Why are you pouting? Guo: You are not very popular. Y: Eh. Guo: All these people are looking for you. Y: No, no, people listen to cross talk. Guo: I think so. Really? Guo: People like you better than me. Y: Everyone is cheering. Guo: After all these years, I still have to thank my teacher Yu: You're welcome. Guo: It helps me a lot. I dare not say so. Guo: But I can't give you anything. Oh, Guo: I am not much worse than you. We are all the same. Guo: Really? Uh-huh. Guo: That is, what if one day I become emperor? Guo: I made you Crown Prince: Eh, this ... Guo: I can only do this: Eh, come on. Guo: In the future, all my property will be yours: Eh, you didn't even come out as emperor and let you run on me. Guo: The problem is that I can't be emperor: Er, yes, you can't even think about it. Guo: (laughs) Along the way. The audience witnessed our growth: You all saw Guo: As an actor, crosstalk is a good way. For Guo: There is no other craft. For Guo: Everyone knows about us. Well, Guo: Yu: Our two brothers Guo: Very young Yu: Er Guo: That can't be compared with our predecessors; Of course, everyone knows the word "He". Jade: Erguo: Just from the Analects of Confucius: Hey ~ Wait a minute. Guo: You said: Is it in The Analects of Confucius? Guo: The Analects of Confucius is the internal book of Confucius. Y: I know the inner Guo written by Confucius: There is a saying in The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang: How to say it? Guo: "I haven't seen anyone" Yu: What do you mean? Guo: It's a pity that Confucius said I haven't seen it. Y: hey, gap ~ ~ then you're dead, aren't you Guo: yes! Y: Well, what a mess. Don't explain it like that, okay? Guo: I understand it this way: Ah Guo: Many viewers like us: Oh Guo: Of course, there are some controversies about it: Ah, there are many controversies. Guo: It's normal: Of course. Guo: Some people say that "cross talk is vulgar". Y: Oh, call us vulgar. Guo: Different people have different opinions. Y: There are different opinions. Guo: People from all walks of life say that others are vulgar. Yu: Really? Guo: High society, Yu: Enguo: He said others were vulgar, but he pretended to understand. Y: Oh, playing dumb? Guo: er ~ experts and scholars all say that people are vulgar, Yu: what is this? Guo: This mentality is a straight answer. I am worse than Dongfeng! Yu: Good ~ ~ Guo: Crosstalk actors say their peers are vulgar. Y: What's this? Guo: Envy, jealousy and hate! Y: er ~ that's the mentality. Guo: Since he can play a play here, why should he be so stubborn? Y: (laughs) This is absolutely true. Guo: There is only naked hatred among peers. Y: colleagues are enemies. Guo: There is no way: Y: It can be understood as: Y: There are two kinds of people in the world, Y: Oh? Guo: One kind of people like it. Yu: Oh, Guo: That's right. Certainly. This is the first one. Yu: Guo: The second kind of people don't like it. What about this? Guo: That's right. You can choose Guo: But it is wrong for the second kind of people to think that they are more elegant than the first kind. (Applause) So he always comes second. Oh, that's why. Guo: It is not easy for people to live. A dignified attitude lies in the fact that only a tolerant world will be wonderful! Y: This is the most important thing. Guo: Let's be honest, Yu: Um Guo: What is vulgar and what is elegant. Yu: Distinguish Guo: I think Yu: Enguo: Simple elegance is not enough to form the world, Yu: Oh Guo: The joys and sorrows of small people are the real artistic Yu: That is Guo: Chairman Mao once taught us Yu: Enguo: Literature and art serve the broad masses of people. Y: that's right. Guo: You are always elegant and arrogant. Let's just say that you deliberately violated the chairman's literary theory. What a big hat! K: This is the goods you want to handle. Is it? Oh, that's it. Guo: No, let's be honest: Guo: The old saying goes well. Is it because: Enguo: Both refined and popular tastes alike, so: Oh Guo: Only tolerance can satisfy both refined and popular tastes. Yu: Coexistence Guo: Many people can't see through it. Yu: En Guo: I always think what is elegant and what is vulgar. Y: Oh, Guo: What is elegance and what is vulgarity? Is it? Guo: Some people say, Yu: Ah Guo: Listening to symphonies is elegant, Yu: That's Guo: Watching cross talk is vulgar; Y: hi! Guo: Listening to the star lip-synching is elegant, Yu: Oh Guo: Look at the original vulgarity of the network; Y: What about this score? Guo: Looking at the elegance of human body art, Yu: Huo Guo: The couple tell vulgar jokes; Y: hi! Guo: Coffee is elegant and garlic is vulgar. (Audience boos) What Mr. Gorky taught us? He said? Guo: Fuck your grandmother's drill. (Audience ~ ~) Yu: Gorky's relatives are really complete. Guo: What is elegance and vulgarity? Jade: Hey Guo: Good teeth are elegant, but people are vulgar. Jade: This is Guo's word: every tooth is a good word, and this word is elegant. Y: Say it in Guo's mouth, sit there and say it. This is elegant; Jade: Oh, it's called Argo: A single man has a valley, a valley of whole grains. This word is vulgar, so it is vulgar to eat and drink. Yu: Oh, Guo: Needless to say. You don't need anything elegant, but you can't live without this custom. Yu: Everyone gets vulgarity: elegance and vulgarity, and vulgarity and elegance complement each other. Guo: Who can't live without Guo: Coffee can't live without garlic, and autumn water is the same color. Y: Wow ~ Guo: I can smell the dregs when many elegant people wear perfume. Yu: Guo in my bones: There have been so many ups and downs for more than 20 years. Now I have seen all the porn in the world, but I don't have a yard in my heart. (Audience) Yu: OK ~ ~ ~ ~ I don't know if there is any code, but I must have finished reading it anyway. Guo: I'll pay you back in a couple of days: Hey, mine? I didn't lend it to you. Guo: (Laughter) I tell you, if vulgar things are gone, elegance will cease to exist. Y: Both are contrast. Guo: They are the same thing. Yu: dialectics. Guo: Only vulgarity can make people close to art. Guo: There is no difference between high and low art. Guo: As the saying goes, drama and pornography are both things that bring happiness to people. Yu: Hu ~ Guo: Really Yu: Um Guo: It's a little thick, and the truth is true. People in the upper class never watch porn. Yu: Well, Guo: He is serious. . Y: hey, it's better to watch it. Guo: You can disagree with my aesthetic point of view, but you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights. This is Guo's right: let me and the people keep a vulgar right. Yes, Guo: You speak classical Chinese well. That's right, Guo: It also lacks ambition. This is? Guo: Again, elegance is not fake, but grandson is fake. Y: Hi ~ To be honest Guo: Sometimes I see them pretending to be angry. Y: angry? Guo: Have a good life. What's wrong with this day and night? Y: A: As soon as I got on the bus, I was packed like a sour pear and took out an English newspaper. Y: Eh, ok ~ Guo: You know you? Y: I can't see Guo: On the roadside, people speak half Chinese and half English. Y: huh? Guo: Buying apples is also "Hello Grandpa". Guo: "I'm watching." Yu: Hi ~ Guo: He's watching. Yu: Ah Guo: "Is your apple five dollars and seven pounds?" Yu: What a mess Guo: You bought rotten apples. What are you showing off in an ostentatious manner? Y: Don't talk all the time. Guo: Clean this product. Y: Guo: Bring a watch. "Hey, look at my Rolls-Royce watch." Y: Huh? Guo: Is it an extended version? Y: Hi Guo: Aren't you dead? Y: Che ~ Guo: You can't even speak Rolex? Y: What foreign languages can you speak? Guo: Others are wearing big yellow chains. Jade: Golden Chain Guo: Don't sweat, the vest will be dirty if you sweat. Y: huh? Fade? Guo: Copper plating: OK ~ I can't wait for this. Guo: Ah, that "Oh, I have to go to Hong Kong salsa shop to buy that shampoo". Don't do that. Your hair is not as much as mine. Y: Then don't wash it. Then Guo: We are talking about this. I: My pants are dirty. Yu: Guo: Leng told someone "I fell over eating abalone", and you said you peed your pants. Y: Hey ~, abalone is not that big! (Audience ~ ~ ~ ~) Guo: I brought broccoli. Y: Oh ~ ~ Hi ~ Guo: When we talk about this, sometimes we get angry when we see it. Y: I'll sign the bill as soon as I finish eating here. Y: Oh? Guo: "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, you can't sign the bill." Yu: En Guo: "I swipe my card." What card do you charge for a bowl of wonton? Y: not worth it. Guo: You are clean. Guo: Pretend to be a big-tailed eagle. On the roadside, a man and a woman stood here. Let's talk it over. Very poetic. Y: Hu ~ ~ Guo: So is this person, (Hong Kong? I can't figure out where it smells. Remember to be happy. This woman "but my heart is always on tenterhooks." "You can't get through." "I have to lean my face 45 degrees against the wall, so I can't shed tears." You will always be my proud princess. I'm leaving. Your husband will be off work soon. Dirty! ! Y: Oh, it's so elegant. Are two hooligans together? Guo: What should I do? Enough to shoot this product for one day. Y: Don't be angry with them. Guo: Really, especially in our line, we talk about cross talk. I don't know why. You are required to be so elegant all the time. You have kung fu. Why not recite tongue twisters? Y: Practice basic skills Guo: The phonological circle in China held another meeting two days ago. Yu: Er ~ Hu ~ Guo: I can't help it. Yu: He is really diligent now ~ Guo: There is no place to talk about cross talk, so he has to have a meeting. Y: He is going to practice basic skills. Guo: You should have elegant cross talk at the meeting. Y: Hu? ~ Guo: Ah, elite award-winning actors from all walks of life gathered in: Erguo: Ah, Home Inn, seven days, quick hair, Hanting: What a mess. Y: find a good place. Guo: Let me go. I dare not go. Y: That's Guo: I'm afraid I can't explain it clearly when I go home. Yu: Er, to Guo: Later that expert, Wang Moumou, an expert in phonology, Yu: Experts were afraid to leave their full names. Guo: Let me go home, Yu: Huh? Guo: When I came home, my comrades came home and said, Oh, Guo: I'll tell you what elegance is and what vulgarity is. Y: Just Guo: It's not appropriate not to go. Let's go Y: I have to go to Guo: Wow, there are couplets hanging on the walls in the room, which is very cultural. How do you write couplets? Guo: It's fine. Guo: I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years. Today, the waves hit me over. Y: oh? Guo: I think this is a bastard! Y: Oh, it is possible for experts to guess a riddle. Guo: Ah ~ I said, tell me. "Tell me, remember, be elegant." Y: Then tell me about it. Guo: "Ah, you can't be vulgar, can you? If we play elegant, we will not be vulgar. " I talked for a long time without even saying a word. Y: Oh, that's what it means. Guo: "Hey, don't be unhappy. Well, you don't have to be silent, but we'll silence you soon. "Is it? Guo: "We will write an anonymous letter to report it. Will we know everything?" Yu: Eh, OK ~ Guo: "Ah, you may not know us. Ah, you don't know me now, so you scold me. After you know me, you will kill me. " Y: Eh, Hu ~ ~ He also knows that this is cruel. Guo: "Try to be elegant and strive for the future" Yu: Enguo: "Look down at the sound of the moon, the Great Wall can't see" Yu: What can we see? Guo: "We just saw a group of elegant crosstalk followers." Y: OK ~ ~ It's really annoying ~ ~ Guo: Ah, after I came out, I said to myself, there is nothing wrong with this expert, China. Y: ok ~ that's it. Guo: Really, including sometimes, what do some people think is elegance? Yu: Aguo: Worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries. Oh, he worships foreign things and flatters foreign countries? Guo: It is said that foreigners are kind and elegant. Y: Oh, that's not necessary. There are Hahan and Hari. To tell the truth, a few years ago, this was all our country. Y: Yes, Guo: What do you mean by Annan? That's Korean Yu: Ah, yes, Guo: It's all this, paying tribute every year and being a vassal every year. This small country is sending a son to Beijing as a hostage. Y: Enguo: Now learn from him? Let's be honest, Yu: Well Guo: Of course, people have to learn advanced science and technology. Y: It's Guo. But sometimes I can't get over it. Guo: Children learn that, haha. Y: How? Guo: That hair is twisted. Yu: Enguo: Gaoping, smashed, mushroom bottom, red, white, red and white, really like spicy cabbage. Y: Eh, this is Ha Korea: Ah, the trouser legs are fatter than the waistband. Y: Oh, Guo: No.36 wears shoes No.41. Y: Such big shoes? Guo: When the big eyelashes turn over, bang, take off your hat and cut it off. Y: The hat is too light. Guo: I heard that there are many talented people in Korea. Y: There are quite a few Guo: All the talented people in the world are Koreans. Y: Really? Guo: Tathagata, Jesus, Confucius and Lu Ban all belong to them. Yu: All of Korea? Guo: Yu Qian, these are all Korean. Y: Well, I'm not Guo: I wish you were. They don't know what we can do. Yu: What's the matter? Guo: Several crosstalk performers were sent to Korea and died there. Well, well, how can a crosstalk performer be so restless? Guo: Eh, it's bad for him or something. Y: Oh, oh, Guo: I heard that Koreans have recently built a rocket. Yu: Enguo: Sit as a scientist and go to Sun to cut. Yu: Er, well, why don't you go and cut it for Sun later? Guo: Yes, how hot the sun is! It's a fireball Guo: The Koreans said they would go at night. Y: Hey ~ ~ ~ I've never seen such a heartless person. Is it reasonable to go at night? Guo: Well, that's all we heard. Haha, this is haha. And Harry's. Y: Ah, yes, Japan Guo: The Japanese can't be killed with a stick. Yu: Wu Guo: For example, he is very polite: Wu Guo: For example, we should learn from his unity. Yes, Guo: But after all, we are a big country with thousands of years of culture. Y: We are a country of etiquette. Guo: Yes, we know our situation like the back of our hand. Y: Right Guo: Ah, we can't do whatever we want. Japan, to tell the truth, a small country, Yu: Right Guo: No match for us. Y: Yes, Guo: Look at us. Our weather forecast is: Well, Guo: Every fifteen minutes. There are many places. Guo: Look at the weather forecast in Japan, in a word. What do you mean? Guo: It's raining all over the country: a cloud covers it? It is too small. Guo: There's not much room, is there? Y: Oh ~ Oh ~ Oh. Guo: The land is small, but there are many people. Y: few people? Guo: People from all over Japan come to Beijing. Y: Ah Guo: This end is in Deyun Society, and the other end can't reach Guo Jiacai. Y: Well, you can't even get out of the Third Ring Road. Guo: Ah, that's what I mean. Ah, of course, sometimes, you have to remember whether it is elegant or vulgar. It has a proper positioning: yes, positioning itself. Guo: As long as the location is good and there is no contradiction. Yes, Guo. Chaos lies in dislocation. With people, Guo will be chaotic. For example. Let's go to some big shopping malls. Y: Enguo: Flagship stores of some international brands are here: Oh? Guo: When shopping, people decorate from top to bottom. Yu: Enguo: The waiter's attitude is: Enguo: Including chatting with you, we must look at the grade: legal. Guo: You think it suits Yao Xing. Yes, it's old Beijing dialect. Y: Well, Guo: I feel quite comfortable. Y: En Guo: Flagship store, big store. When I came in, people were very polite: what can I say? Guo: Occasionally people have a half sentence: Enguo: Hello, say hello to: Alas, this is the international language itself. K: Ah, hello, sir. Please sit down. Yu: Alas Guo: Welcome to the flagship store of our international brand Yu: Dui Guo: Take a look at this bag Yu: Oh Guo: This is a special color system for this autumn Yu: Specially designed Guo: It goes well with this coat: (Laughter) Guo: Danny, please show me that limited edition and show it to you: Oh, limited edition Guo: You will feel very comfortable: Yes, it's good to talk like this. Guo: Look at our old Beijing Zhajiang Noodles, but this is no good: you have to change the way. Guo: Well, we are very busy. Slag river, old Beijing: Oh, Guo: The house is not long, and the management is not short. Yo, Mr. Yu is here. Y: Oh, hey hey. Guo: Sit, sit, sit. Mm-hmm. Guo: This teacher is our frequent visitor. He hasn't been here for a few days, has he? Y: Haha, yes, Guo: I know. Big bowl is quick, small bowl is dry-fried, two bottles of beer, ten kidneys are baked, and a peanut is coming. Everyone is familiar with Guo: Look, you also feel comfortable. Of course, people's appetite is also debatable: I am full with one peanut? Guo: Say this. Yu: Enguo: But it's not normal to tune them two times: these are all good words, and it doesn't hurt to tune them. Guo: That's a contradiction: No? Guo: Look, think about it: you have one. Guo: Our Zhajiang noodle restaurant is like an international brand store. Y: Yes, Guo: It's well installed. Well, Guo: The lights are bright. Y: When you come here, everyone wears suits. Guo: Hello Yu Xiansheng: Hello Guo: Welcome to the flagship store of fried sauce in old Beijing. Eating noodles is still the flagship. Guo: This kind of fried sauce is newly introduced this autumn. What is this? Guo: It's especially suitable for: Hey ~ ~ Guo: Fatty, bring up a limited edition garlic for your husband to chew: I haven't heard of it! ! Guo: You are confused when you hear it. Guo: International brand stores are like Zhajiang noodle restaurants, but you can't get them. That's good. Guo: Ah ~ ~ Yu: It looks very enthusiastic. Guo: Big international companies, big brands are: Ah, Guo: 11, bloomers are: Yes, Guo: Round-headed casual shoes, here are towels: Ah. Yu: Lai Guo: You haven't come here to buy anything for several days. Y: Hey Guo: Where have you been? Y: What are you talking about? Its name is Guo: You see, it hasn't been spent on us these days. A-yu: Ah-ah-guo: This thing of ours is not bad recently. Ah-guo: It doesn't always sell money. The shopkeeper was really angry: Yes, Guo: Look at our bags. Put it on your back and go to the shampoo room. How dare you say, why go to the shampoo room? Guo: Sir, don't go. The price is negotiable. Guo: It's not the price. Are you really going? Y: A Guo: Go and play, grandson! Y: scold it.