Xiaoming is a photographer.

1 Wave across the intersection and walk on the lane-facing path. While waiting for the traffic lights on the right, the tour bus stopped. There are many children who look like primary school students. They waved to me excitedly. Graduation trip? I used to wave to people I didn't know. I tried to wave to the children. Almost five seconds later, the tour bus changed the green light and left. On the other hand, children don't seem to be very happy. The situation of a math professor is just the opposite. He found a coin on his way home. One side is a triangle, and the other side is engraved with a star. The professor studied the related certainty rate. Try to check the probability that this coin has a tail. However, the professor doesn't know which side is the opposite. The next day, the professor asked all kinds of people about the coin. However, everyone said that they had never seen it. From that day on, professors often carry coins with them. Every time I meet someone, I ask about this coin. If you have time, flip a coin to confirm the accuracy of the face. After that, I don't know how many days passed, and I don't know how many times the professor flipped a coin. Finally, the accuracy of "triangle" and "star" appearance is obtained. Triangle. . . 25% of the stars. . . 75%。 This is a reliable ratio. A friend was entrusted by his mother to buy a broom and a rag. On the way, I went to the store to buy something to eat because I was hungry. I met my friend unexpectedly. My friend looked dignified somehow, and I didn't ask anything. Then I ate and went back. Three days later, my friend died. The cause of death seems unknown. However, at the funeral, I noticed the death of my friend. I probably can't go back. . . Car accident I was in a serious car accident. My girlfriend who traveled with me died unfortunately, but I was blind. When I woke up, I said I was lucky to have the right eyes to operate on me. On the day when I regained my sight, I looked at myself in the mirror and couldn't stop crying. . . Fortunately, one day, my friends A Jun and B Jun joined a date online. When I arrived at the designated restaurant, I immediately saw the girl's position. "You are more beautiful than in the picture! ! "I looked at them and smiled kindly. "But why only you two? Miss C is not coming? " Jun asked. Indeed, there are only two of them. "alas ~ sorry, miss c has a cold and can't come today ~" replied miss a, the cutest of them. That's disgusting. Doesn't this mean that one of us three boys will be miserable and lonely today? ! Forget it, don't think so much. I'm so lucky anyway, it won't be me. With this in mind, I had a pleasant dinner, and Mr. B's many meaningless jokes made the atmosphere very hot. "Alas alas. . . "I rode my bike, looked at Mr. A and Mr. B riding in front of me, and said," I can't believe that I am the miserable person. "I used to be the luckiest. As long as there is friendship, I will always draw the most beautiful girl. "It seems that my luck has run out." "You look very upset ~" When I stopped at the traffic lights, Miss B sitting behind Mr A turned to look at me. "There is indeed no female companion." She smiled, showing neat white teeth, and hugged Mr. A tightly with both hands. "Stop it ~" I wry smile. In fact, Miss B is also a beauty. She will have dimples, long hair and oval face when she smiles. I just don't know her information. Some girls look good on the front, but the profile is unknown. I rode behind them and thought. Suddenly, I seemed to think of something and immediately turned and left. Sure enough, I am still very lucky. 6 Birds My birds are always noisy, so my family sometimes puts cages in dark toilets. One day, I was using the computer in the unlit living room when I suddenly heard a bird singing in the toilet, which looked like a scream. Now I wonder what happened to that bird. I immediately rushed to open the toilet door and found two birds, one sleeping in the birdhouse and the other standing on the swing in a daze. "Really. . . . . . "Shut the door, I went back to the computer and continued to watch my instant news, which was about a KB incident in which a thief sneaked into a family in New Taipei for a long time. Go and take out the birdcages later and let them fly at home. The woman who recently entered the room found that things at home felt very passive, so she set up a camera when she went out. As soon as I got home, I took out the recorded film and watched it. The film filmed a strange woman walking into his room. When the woman entered the room, she looked around and then went into the wardrobe. He continued to see when the woman would come out, only to see himself enter the door. 8 hide and seek Yesterday, eight people played hide and seek together. About five minutes later, I was found. Five minutes later, three people were found, and five minutes later, the last four people were found. It was really fast. I'll play next time. My sister in the stove is sleeping on the stove table on the first floor. Because she only exposed her upper body, she was afraid of waking her up, so she pulled her feet from the other side and tried to pull her upper body into the heater table. Just as I was about to put my foot in, my sister suddenly woke up and rushed to the second floor to go out. At this time, the foot I held in my hand also left my hand. 10 sexy beauty just met a sexy beauty. One day she came to my house to watch a movie. After she said she had to go to the bathroom, she suddenly heard her scream. When I want to go to the toilet and open the toilet seat, I see a cockroach! "It's so cute to see Xiao Qiang screaming like this. 1 1 There's still one week to get married, and it's the day to get married with my boyfriend. I have been in a state of panic all this time. No, it's not premarital phobia. To tell the truth, I have been receiving malicious threatening letters warning me not to get married. At first I thought it was my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. But he carefully denied it. Recently, silent harassment in the middle of the night has intensified. If I can't go on, I finally burst into anger at that end for several days: "Who are you? " ! Are you happy to keep playing like this? ?" "。 . . Not getting married. "I was shocked to hear the sound. That's one of my classmates who bullied me in high school. "If you get married, you will never be happy." Finally, she gave a frightening laugh on the other side, and I hung up immediately. On the wedding day, I was always afraid that she would appear at the scene. Fortunately, nothing happened until the end. After the wedding, my husband and I went back to New Zealand. I said to him with a sigh of relief, "It's a good thing it's safe today." "Yes-"At that moment, my whole body's blood was as cold as instant freezing. "We should be together forever." He smiled and said to me. 12 knocking at the door is four o'clock in the morning. Although staying up late has always been my bad habit, I don't know why I stayed up late with my computer recently. Every time I want to look at the time and see what time it is, I always see "4: 44 am", at least ten times. Although I didn't tell myself anything, I was still a little uneasy. But at least I live at home. Although I am alone, I always feel at ease at the thought of having other family members at home. I continue to use the computer. Glancing at the time, 4: 34 in the morning. Suddenly I heard someone knocking at my door through the door. I live on the second floor, because my household bell is broken, and I am trapped outside the door without my key. I can only knock or shout with my hand, but I immediately thought of it. I don't think this is my family. No one in my family will come home so late except me, and if I really don't have a key, I can't even get in the door on the first floor. If I have a key, how can I just open the door and not open it? Think about it. Maybe the neighbor is knocking at the door. Then ignore it and continue to use the computer. "Knock, knock, knock" The man is still knocking at the door. "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." He seems unwilling to give up? "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." I can't help being a little scared. It's almost ten minutes, and he's still knocking at the door. On the one hand, I got up to see who was rude, and on the other hand, I was afraid that he would wake my family or other neighbors. When I came to the porch, the knock on the door stopped. It seems that someone answered the door, just in case. I wanted to look at each other through the keyhole first, and I looked into the keyhole, but I found an eyeball staring at me! I took three steps back in horror. I didn't have much courage, and suddenly I was sweating. But at this time, my curiosity drove me to take another look at the keyhole. The man was already standing at a distance from the door, and I calmed down. Only then did I find out that I saw a familiar figure. Isn't this my dad? He just kept smiling and not talking, as if waiting for me to open the door for him. When I was about to open the door ... "Hey! What are you doing? " Suddenly, a chill rushed from my cold feet to my head ... Isn't that ... my dad's voice? But it didn't come from the outside, it came from the living room not far from the porch. My father stood in the living room and looked at me as if he thought I opened the door in the middle of the night to let some bad friend in. I thought calmly, maybe I was just nervous and wrong. Why is dad outside at this time? "It's okay. . . Someone knocked at the door just now, didn't you hear it? " My dad shook his head. "Well, I'll go back first." When I got back, I rushed to bed and wanted to sleep. Knowing that my father was at home, I was always at ease and fell asleep thinking about it. 13 Come to the chat room again today to relax! Since the accident, my feet haven't fully recovered, so I have to stay at home and play with my laptop, but it's not bad to think about this rare leisure ~ Although it's late at night, there are still many night owls chatting. Then a man sent me a message. After chatting for a while, I feel that this person is not bad. Suddenly he asked me for my photo, and my mind moved back to him. "good! But you have to give me your photo first! " Hee hee, otherwise only I give it to him, wouldn't I suffer? "You send me photos, so I can show you me." What a thief! But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if I show it to him. Because it's at home, it's only easy to hit the bottom of a layer, but it's still beautiful ~ I smiled at the camera and took a photo with the built-in system of my laptop. Because I am used to turning on only a small light bulb next to the computer, the light in the room is not turned on. Although I can't look as radiant as usual in the light, my face is still very handsome and lovely. "Take it! Don't be afraid when you see it! " I'm still confident about my appearance. Ten minutes later, he didn't reply. "alas! You shouldn't break your word! It's your turn to give me your photo! " "No problem." "Take it! Don't be afraid when you see it ... "I received the photo he sent me. Thought, so confident, isn't he a rare handsome boy? I was a little angry when I opened it. "What are you doing? Isn't this the photo I just sent you! " Handbag 14 When I was waiting for the tram on the bench at the station, there was a lady with a baby sitting next to me. I've been staring at that child since I liked it. Seemed to perceive my sight, the lady said directly without asking: "this?" It's actually a handbag. "Then he rolled up the baby's clothes and showed me the zipper on the baby's belly. It does look like this. Eyes seem to be made of glass beads. " This bag is really well made. ""where. It's really difficult and time-consuming. But who told me that I like recycling? " The lady said with a smile, got on the tram and left. I was going to take the same tram, but I finally got up from the bench and watched the electric car leave the station. 15 diary One day, I suddenly found a diary in the kitchen, signed by my grandfather, which reminded me of him. My grandfather raised me from childhood until one day I died of a sudden heart attack at home. I thought about it and opened my diary. It said: When you opened this diary, I was already dead. In fact, your father doesn't love you because his family is too poor. This is also the last money on your father. Dear grandson, next, tell your grandfather where he hid the money. There is grass under the Millennium fir, called Bidens bipinnata. Remember when I taught you how to solve puzzles quickly? Hurry up and solve it with a speed of 100 meters and six seconds! Come on! Come on! Come on! ! 16 One day, Xiao Ming asked me to explore the haunted house. My grandfather said it was really dirty, so I went anyway. I regret now why I promised Xiaoming in the first place. Xiaoming has gone to the hospital now. The reason is not a ghost, but that I was hospitalized for a month for fear of accidentally tripping him. She threw her face at the glass. I really feel guilty. I shouldn't have trusted grandpa in the first place. Today, on my way to visit Xiaoming, I passed the haunted house and found Xiaoming. I looked at him in surprise, then turned and ran. 17 Death Banquet Go to the banquet alone. Everyone had a good time while drinking. The man went home after only a few drinks. In tomorrow's newspaper, there are some things about the banquet. It is said that everyone at the party died of poison in the wine. However, the man did not die, but sat leisurely in the rocking chair at home. 18 failed to promote a man to promote a vacuum cleaner to a household. Just as he was about to prove his function, the man spilled a lot of dust. When the man wanted to demonstrate the function, he was shocked by one thing and left awkwardly. Happy birthday. A blind man and some of his friends went climbing. Unfortunately, they encountered a mountain disaster and took refuge in a cave. Trapped for three days, in urgent need of food. The blind man's friend said to him, "You cut off your hand as food. When we get out of trouble, we will also cut it off. "The blind man didn't doubt that he was there. They really got out of trouble ... A few months later, the blind man's birthday arrived and his friends came to his house to help him celebrate it. After turning off the lights, they sang happy birthday songs happily. At this time, the blind man suddenly flew into a rage and killed all his friends ... 20. The feelings between the triplets are very good again. One day, the boss died unfortunately, and the second and third children were very sad. At this time, the second proposed, the third died without regret, the second was very happy, and the three were together again. 1 I saw the wrong angle, indicating that this car seems to be driving in the car. Are all the traffic lights on the right? The professor threw it four times and finally died in the triangle. My friend was killed by my mother. Wipe the trace with a broom and rag. It's simple. The eyeball belongs to the dead girlfriend. Turn your head 5 degrees. Thieves broke into the house. What will be in the closet is hard to say and I can't open it. Eight people found eight people, so who is this person? Sister rushed to the second floor. Whose foot is that? 10 How does a woman turn the toilet seat up? She is a shemale. 1 1 Husband is the one who threatened. 12 whether dad is outside or inside the door, it may be true outside the door. 13 The man is behind her. 14 corpse also counts as waste utilization. 15 means there is a ghost. Run. 16 Xiao Ming is here, saw it on the road, or Xiao Ming was in the park. 17 was poisoned in the ice. The man only had a few drinks, and the ice hasn't melted yet. The man found dust sprinkled on his master. 19 birthday party applause, others didn't chop hands. The second son ate the body of the boss first, and then killed the third son and ate it.