Ipartment 4 Hu Yifei Line

1, Hu Yifei: domineering side leakage.

Hu Yifei: Believe it or not, I will rip your mouth off.

Hu Yifei: I'm smoking, not cigars.

4. Hu Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him.

Hu Yifei: Don't call me Lei Feng, my name is red scarf!

Hu Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood.

7. Hu Yifei: What's the difference between you and direct rebirth?

8. Hu Yifei: I teach classic stones. It's just nerves!

9. Hu Yifei: A good dog won't get in the way, but a dog that gets in the way is a roadblock.

10, Hu Yifei: At least it's a man, who sounds like Xiao Shenyang.

Hu Yifei: If you want to live a decent life, you must wear green clothes.

Hu Yifei: Everything will take longer than you expected.

13, Hu Yifei: I think this hobby is good, very good and lifelong.

Hu Yifei: Nothing is as simple as it looks.

15, Hu Yifei: The price of pigs has gone up these days. Why not?

16, Hu Yifei: Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

17, Hu Yifei: Martyrs can also be ratified. Why can't the surprise be reissued?

Hu Yifei: I really want to put my size shoes on your size face now.

19, Hu Yifei: At least, we don't chase TV dramas back to the village.

20. Hu Yifei: You finally understand. Finish it. I am a brother-in-law.

2 1, Hu Yifei: I won't argue with an idiot, otherwise others won't know who an idiot is.

22. Hu Yifei: America is great. It's been so long since the Asian Games and I haven't won a medal!

Hu Yifei: If you are worried that something will happen, it is more likely to happen.

Hu Yifei: A vegetable can speak better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flowerpot.

25. Hu Yifei: After drinking Luffy milk powder, my back ached, my legs stopped hurting, and even my heart stopped beating!

26. Hu Yifei: I am a witness. I saw your head. You eat too much melatonin. How dare you slander my mother!

Hu Yifei: You must call me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the clipboard.

28. Hu Yifei: Are there any games in this world that you can't play? Is it * * plot knowledge contest back to the village?

29,: Hu's art of war has a cloud, yellow robe is added to the body, forcing Liangshan to solve the current situation!

30. Hu Yifei: Do you want to get pregnant before the age of 30? Fairy: I want to be a millionaire. Yifei: It is still possible to get pregnant.

3 1, Hu Yifei: Have you considered it? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Epad back? Fairy: It's sold out because of love madness.

Hu Yifei: I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars for anything.

33. Hu Yifei: Not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, but also a Tang priest; It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda; People with tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but people who are willing to be Yue Fei. It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

Hu Yifei: I ran to you desperately, thinking that you would be moved by my persistence! Even though we are separated from the whole world, as long as we get closer every day, one day I will hold your hand! But all this is an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't come to your side, because you are still standing in the same place!

35. Hu Yifei: The six artifacts that interest men are: leopard skirt, stockings, boots, steel pipes and eyes. Only one person meets this requirement, and that is the Monkey King. The five artifacts that interest women are: high face value, domineering, and a sense of security can protect you from being unfaithful. The only thing that meets this requirement is the Tibetan mastiff.

36. Hu Yifei: If someone bullies you, just tell me and I will definitely make his neck move; Visceral connection; IQ arrears; My head is shaking; Color screen small face; The ears are twisted; Having a straight nose; Make the sound into a ringtone; The front teeth are turned over; Leg 90%; Hands are not in the service area; Life is closed.

Hu Yifei: Only the rich can call it a house. Do you call it a house? You call it my humble abode; Only the rich can call it melancholy. Do you call it melancholy? You call it depression; Only the rich can call it energy saving. Do you think this is energy saving? You call it stingy; Only the rich can call it fullness. Do you call it plump? You call it a clown; Only the rich can call it a trip. Do you call it a trip? You call it wandering; Only rich people can be called single. Do you think that's single? You call it a bachelor.

38. Hu Yifei: Imagine this painting. Wan Yu has no veil, and you have no ring. Fortunately, you can hold a puppy. At the door of a studio with a locked door, a guy is picking the lock backstage, but you may not be able to see it clearly, because it is dark around, and the lighting engineer has no lights, but he can shout come on. But even so, it doesn't matter. There was no photographer taking pictures at all.

Hu Yifei: This play is really good, especially your screenwriter. He is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.