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Yes, there is. This is the most interesting encyclopedia of cold jokes. Reading it will make you happy all day.

1. classic wife pocket money anecdote joke, wife: "I know you have no money, my money is on the dresser, take as much as you want." My husband thought, this is unusual. I dare to go and have a look. There are twenty pieces on it.

2. I smile every day, my salary is 3900+, and I discuss with my wife to give me change. My wife readily agreed, and I was secretly happy. I did a little better this month, with a salary of 4053. . . . . Don't say it, it's all tears if you say too much.

3. hilarious classic joke, man: wife, I am very brave today. Woman: Oh, and then what happened? A man robbed a bus conductor. The conductor was a woman who got into a fight with the robber. I don't think this woman can beat him. I went up and held down the robber. Woman: I can't tell. You are usually so timid, but today you are so brave. The man said sadly, I thought they had quarreled.

4. Sit in the massage chair and wait for the result, thinking about massage for a while to pass the time. Who ever thought that the chair would not move after sweeping the yard? Is it broken? Suddenly, I found my uncle on the left shivering, chirping and enjoying himself ... Is this a good thing?

My girlfriend gave me a cup and asked me if I knew what it meant. I took the cup and my heart tightened. I asked her in a low voice with trepidation: Is it the meaning of tragedy? As a result, my girlfriend gave me a crazy K, and then told me it was for life. . . It seems that this network can't keep up.

6. My best friend called me and cried, saying that she wanted to break up with her boyfriend. I was shocked. Yesterday, she sent me a message that she might be pregnant and had to prepare for the wedding. What happened? She cried and shouted: "We just finished the examination from the hospital and confirmed that we are pregnant. He ignored me and ran away with a list and a smile. I missed it ... "

7. He is a bully, she is a scum, and she loves him, so she confessed to him: "I like the way you study hard!" He smiled and said slowly, "The first time someone confessed to me, let me make a paper first to calm down!" " "

8. I suddenly have insomnia these days and can't sleep in the middle of the night. I checked online and said that drinking a box of milk before going to bed can help me sleep. I was afraid I couldn't drink one box, so I drank three boxes at a time ... I can't believe what I said online. Not only did I stay up all night, but I always got up to go to the toilet and washed the sheets the next day. ...