Describe the flowers in spring

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Analysis:

You can choose some suitable poems and famous sentences describing spring.

The sunshine in spring is so warm that flowers and trees are full of vitality. The orioles showed off their songs heartily, and a beautiful country girl picked Artemisia leisurely.

Delay: slow. Huimu: vegetation. Lush: The appearance of lush grass. Cang Geng: warbler. Hehe: Birds sing in unison. Midges: Artemisia ordosica. Hey: A lot.

The Book of Songs Xiaoya Chu Ci

In mid-spring, Yang Hefang got up.

Yanghe: heating in spring

Historical Records of Qin Shihuang's Biography

In Yangchun Budeze, everything is brilliant.

Han Yuefu's Ancient Ci "Long Songs"

The wind in spring and during the day is fragrant.

Jin Yuefu's Ancient Ci "Three Golden Baiqi Dances"

In the spring of February and March, grass and water are the same color.

Yu Zhu, an ancient poem of Jin Yuefu.

In the Spring Festival Evening, there are green fields, Aritaka Iwao and white clouds.

Xiu: Beautiful. Tun: Stay and gather.

Xie Lingyun's Into the Lake Mouth of Peng Li in the Southern Song Dynasty

Spring grass grows in the pond and garden willows become songbirds.

Songbirds: Songbirds have changed their species. Winter has gone and spring has come, and birds have changed.

Xie Lingyun's "Climbing the Pool Upstairs" in Southern Song Dynasty

Noisy birds cover Chunzhou, and miscellaneous English is full of Fangdian.

Fuchunzhou: a sandbar full of spring. Mixed English; All kinds of flowers. Fangdian: rural areas.

Nantiao's "Going to Sanshan Late and Looking to Beijing"

The news is that it will be sunny in Los Angeles, and the spring scenery will double next year.

Los Angeles: Luoyang. Windy days: spring scenery. Tao: Say.

Don Du Shen Yan's Spring in Beijing.

The bright sun on the sea is about to rise, and Jiangnan in the south of the Yangtze River is reviving. I saw an oriole flying in the warm air, and a green water plant was reflected by the sun.

Haishu: Sunrise at sea. Li Heliu in the wild in spring: Liu Mei crosses Jiang Lai, and spring scenery in the south of the Yangtze River. Shu Qi: The warm breath of spring. Turn green apple wave: turn green apple grass in water. The meaning of four sentences is: rosy clouds rise to the sea with the rising sun, plum blossoms and green willows take the other side of the spring river, yellow birds sing in warm spring, and sunshine makes apples green.

Tang Du Shen Yan and Lu Cheng's Early Spring Journey in Jinling.

I don't know who to cut it for, but the spring breeze in February is like scissors.

Tang and Zhang Zhi's "Chanting Willow": "Jasper weaves trees high, and thousands of threads hang down. I don't know who to cut it for. The spring breeze in February is like scissors. "

The flowers in the forest were swept away, but the grass was still alive.

Tang Meng Haoran's Search for Nine Fragrances in Happy Wang in Spring'

In February, the lake is clear and everyone sings in spring.

Tang's "King of Spring Music".

Before Wen Daochun met, he went to Han Mei for information.

Send Wang Hanyang in Early Spring by Tang Li Bai.

The cold notice was exhausted, and the spring breeze returned to the willow tree.

Tang Li Bai's Eight Poems of Palace Music

The east wind came back with spring and brought flowers from my branches.

Tang Li Bai's "Yi Shan Sunset Red"

The east wind will sprinkle rain and dew, which will make people full of spring in the world.

Tang Li Bai's Send Qi 'ang to Bazhong

In Xianyang in February and March, Golden Branch Palace Willow

Li Bai's ancient style in Tang Dynasty

If the spring grass is affectionate, the mountains are still green.

Tang Li Bai Jinmen answered Su Xiucai.

Petals come with the wind, and the water is fragrant.

Quetta of Liu Tang Xu Shen.

Flying snow with spring, it's not bad to be idle.

Don Liu Shenxu's snow is a mountain.

On a road stretching to the white clouds, beside a spring stretching to the bluest river.

The road is blocked by white clouds, and the spring scenery is like green running water.

Quetta of Liu Tang Xu Shen.

Fragrant trees have no flowers, and birds are singing all the way to the spring mountain.

Tang Lihua's spring outing improvisation

Susu tidbits are late, flying lycopene is light. In spring, the days are long and the males are far away.

The first two sentences describe red and catkins. The last two sentences mean that the days are getting longer, the spring is fading, the birds in widex are coughing, and no one comes and goes, only Chai Men.

Du Fu's Spring Festival travel rush fever in Tang Dynasty

Branches are easy to fall, and buds are discussed.

Tang Du Fu's Seven Flowers Alone by the Riverside

The forest belt is wet and swift, and the water belt is long and green.

Yan Zhi: Rouge. Water shepherd's purse, an aquatic herb.

Tang Du Fu's Qujiang Duyu

The snow color invading the mausoleum is still day lily, and there are wickers in spring.

Hemerocallis: a kind of grass that the ancients thought could make people forget their troubles. This sentence is about the day lily sprouting and invading the snow color of the mausoleum. Leak: Leak.

Du Fu's La Ri in Tang Dynasty

Jianghan spring breeze, frost removed last night.

Tang Du's Farewell to Sister Guan Ying and so on.

Spring is a city, but the color is a little cold.

Tang Du Fu's "Seeing off the 19 th Cao Chang": "Last night, there was a loud thunder in Jiangpu, and the spring city was slightly cold."

There is new fire in the morning and new smoke in the lake.

Chao: Good morning.

Two Qingming Poems by Du Fu in Tang Dynasty

Just like the spring breeze deceives each other, blowing off a few flowers at night.

Tang Du Fu's "Nine Poems Wandering"

The east wind is a good messenger of the sun, and the vegetation meets the flowers.

Yang He: The warm wind in spring.

Qi's "Spring Suburb"

Swallows don't return to the Spring Festival Evening, and it's a misty rain and apricot blossoms.

Ting: The seashore is flat.

Don Dai Shulun's Suxi Pavilion

The poet Jing Qing is in the Spring Festival, and the green willows and yellow are half uneven.

Half; Majority. Uneven: uneven.

Early Spring in the East of the City by Tang Dynasty

The Yangtze River is green in spring and lotus leaves are as big as money.

Tang Zhangji's Spring Biequ

Sometimes it rains at three or two, and there are ten five flowers everywhere.

This is a description of the scenery during the Qingming Festival.

Two Kinds of Cold Foods in Tang Dynasty

The new year has come, but there are still no fragrant flowers. In February, I was surprised to find that the grass has sprouted new buds. When the snow comes in late spring, she wears a court tree as a flying flower.

Snow can't wait for the arrival of spring. It has worn trees and flowers and decorated the scene of early spring.

Chun Xue by Tang Hanyu

There is a lot of silk in the sky above the avenue, which is as delicate and moist as butter. The grass is vaguely connected in the distance, but it looks sparse in the near future. The most beneficial thing is the spring of the year, which is better than the smoke willow of the emperor.

Tianjie: the street of the capital. The grass looks far away; Spring grass began to grow, showing a little bud. It looks like new green at a distance, but it seems invisible at a close look. Absolute victory; Far better than.

Tang Hanyu presented 18 members of Zhang Shui Department in Early Spring.

Grass and trees know that spring will come back soon, and all kinds of red and purple fight Fang Fei.

Fang Fei: Beautiful flowers and plants.

Late Spring by Tang Hanyu

When will Luoyang Dongfeng come and Liu Chunquan return to Sichuan Boan?

Five Spring Poems by Tang Hanyu

The wind is crimson and the green leaves are full of branches.

Tang Du Mu's poem "Disappointment": "It's natural to look for the Spring Festival Evening School, so there's no need to be disappointed." The wind is crimson and the green leaves are full of branches. "

Thousands of apricot trees on the riverside have opened a new night wind. Full of shade, shining in the green waves.

One night wind: one night spring breeze.

Tang Wangya's Spring Tour Song

Fog and rain are blowing from the east, and the wheels make a faint thunder on the other side of Furong Pool.

Whisper: the wind. Tang Li Shangyin's Untitled Four Poems

The cold goes with the night, and the spring returns to the fifth watch.

Tang's "Ying Zhao Fu Ye"

When will the east wind arrive, and the green lake will go up the mountain.

Tang Qiu's title is "The Farmer's Father Rushe".

I can't feel the spring breeze changing the wicker.

Don Han Ying's Dark Days Appear before the Judge: "When you are old, you won't feel the spring breeze for wicker."

The spring breeze is wordless, and the apricot garden is full of flowers.

Zhang Xi Ji Ji by Don Zhao Xuan

Ancient Poems Describing Spring and Famous Sentences Describing Spring (3)

The new year has come, but it has not seen the fragrant flowers. It was not until February that it was surprised to find that the grass sprouted green buds. I don't know the trees in the garden. If one is a real plum.

If a: which one?

Tang Dongfang's Autumn

Mata spring mud is half a flower.

Tang Dougong's "Xiangyang Cold Food Send Yu Wenji"

Smoke and water are sold at the beginning, and the east wind blows willow.

See: appear.

Tang Dougong's "Xiangyang Cold Food Send Yu Wenji"

The east wind enters the courtyard and thousands of willows go west.

Tang Liu's "Generation of Spring Complaints"

Tonight, through the green screen window, I know that spring is warm and the sound of insects is fresh.

Jathyapple by Don Liu

A good wind blew all night and ten thousand new flowers were born.

Tang Linghu Chu's Three Poems of Spring Tour

Falling flowers in Man Chun, sparse willows reflect the new pond.

Don Chu Guang ——Xi's Answer to Wang Shiwei

Wildflowers compete for flowers, and the water in the spring pool flows wildly.

Wild ferry: wild ferry.

Tang Jiayou "sent Wang Mu to Jizhou to worship Uncle Wang"

The wind is weak and the willows are urging, and Lin Qingjue is waiting for flowers.

Write two sentences about the scenery in early spring.

Don Lu Yi's "Return to Taiwan Province at the end of the year" and hope that this city can become a slogan. Give it to your relatives first. "

Peach blossoms and plum blossoms in the south garden are exhausted, and the spring breeze shakes the empty branches.

Tang Yangling's sentences

One thousand weak willows and one apricot tree, including half spring rain and half drooping silk.

Tang Wen Fan Ting's "The Original Meaning of the King"

Peach blossom, spring water, mandarin duck bath on the water

Lu: Yes.

Five Dynasties ago, Bodhisattva Xia of Zhuang

Spring is annoying, and a few flowers are everywhere.

Five Dynasties later, Shu Wei's "Spring on the Jade Tower" was written in classes.

The scenery on the city is chaotic, and the gate smoke is on the shore.

Song Qian Wei Yan's Magnolia

Residual snow dripped with ice bamboo shoots and sneaked back to willow tips in spring.

Ice bamboo shoots: ice ribs. It means that winter quietly passes from the melting of ice tendons; From the top of the willow branches, spring has quietly returned.

Zhang Song Ryder's Spring

An old tree has flowers but no ugly branches.

Song Mei Yao Chen's Dongxi: "A desert island sleeps leisurely on the shore, and an old tree has no ugly branches."

Pear blossoms are full of spring, the sunset is everywhere, and the blue smoke is old.

Emerald: light green grass color. Old smoke: When dusk turns dark green.

Su Muzhe of Yao Chen, Song Mei

Qianshan is green outside the snow, and the riverside is sunny in February.

Song Ouyang Xiu's Song of Spring Thanking the West Lake.

Spring is annoying, and the moon moves the railing.

Wang Song Anshi Spring Night

The nasty weather and chun yin.

Shu's "Huanxisha"

The chilly spring breeze woke me up, slightly cold, but what caught my eye was oblique photos.

Chill: describes the chill of spring.

Shi's "Dingfengbo"

Dongfeng has a letter that no one has read, revealing a little meaning, lace on willow branches.

Letter: News. Lou: Performing.

Shi's "A bouquet of flowers"

Ducks first know when the river gets warmer in spring.

Su Songshi's "Two Late Scenes on the Spring River in Hui Chong": "Peach blossoms outside the bamboo are three or two, and the duck prophet on the Spring River."

Spring breeze hates heartless water, it blows from east to west.

Jingri: All day.

Stone "a few years ago sleep melon port dream poem record"

Rain adds flowers in spring, and flowers move mountains in spring.

It means that the spring rain has added more flowers to the roadside in spring, and the flowers are swaying in the spring breeze, and the mountains are full of spring scenery.

The good thing is close.

When the news of wheat straw came, the apricot tips turned red.

Fang Fei: It means spring.

Song He Zhu's Xiao Zhongshan

A nap is getting stronger and stronger like wine, and youth has reached Dong Jun's hands.

Hua Shao: Good times. Dong Jun: Spring God, this refers to spring.

Song Zhou Bangyan's The Recent Flowers

The scenery in February is as thick as wine, and the small building is wet and green.

Green: green leaves. Red: Red flowers.

Song Zhongsheng's "Linjiang Xianzi"

Spring breeze and spring rain flowers are separated from each other, and the water in the north and south of the Yangtze River beats the sky.

Song and Huang Tingjian's Freedom in Ji Yun in Ming Dynasty

It's the hardest to breathe when it's warm and cold.

Warm first and then cold: when it is cold, it is hot. Interests: maintenance and recuperation.

Song Liqing's "Slow Voice"

When you sell flowers, you can buy a spring flower.

Song Liqing's Broken Magnolia: "When you sell flowers, you can buy a spring flower. Tears are light and even, and there are still traces of rosy clouds. "

The weather is warm, sunny and windy. Liu Yanmei's cheek has already felt the heartbeat of spring.

Willow eye: willow leaf. Plum cheeks: refers to plum blossoms.

Song Li Qingzhao's "Relaxing Love Flowers"

There is an east wind in Luoyang, and it may not be as peach blossom as before.

The Young Mermaid by Yu Yi of Song Chen

The willow does not cover the spring scenery, and an almond goes out of the wall.

The willow sentence means that the willows cover the spring scenery.

Song immediately put down his work.

Spring is often rainy and windy, and the sunny spring sky is empty.

"Bean Leaf Yellow" by Song Luyou

Yesterday spring, thirteen women learned embroidery, but the branches didn't teach fine flowers.

Song Xin Qi Ji's Pink Butterfly and Fu Falling Flowers

The east wind blows rain finer than dust.

Huanxisha in Qiji, Song Xin

Listen carefully to the cries of Du Yu in Chunshan, all of which are farewell poems.

Du Yu: Azaleas.

Huanxisha in Qiji, Song Xin

March's eyes were full of joy, and when I looked up, I felt that Qianshan was green.

Song Xin Qi Ji's "Man Jiang Hong"

Spring is clear and beautiful.

Events in spring: the scenery in spring. Willow for ten minutes: when the willow is in full bloom.

Song Xin Qi Ji's "Feeling for Fan Shoushou": "Spring is clear and beautiful. Call to sing to persuade you to drink. Wine is as good as spring, and spring is as old as ever. "

Weeds are green in the spring shade, and sometimes there are flowers and trees.

Spring sound: clouds in spring. Quiet flower: quiet flower. Ming: Great.

Su Song Shunqin's "Crossing the Water": "In the shade of spring, weeds are green, and sometimes there are many flowers and a tree is bright. Under the ancient temple of the lonely boat at night, the wind and rain in Manchuria watch the tide. "

Spring is in the depths of birds and flowers.

Song Chen Liang's "Nan Gezi"

Ten miles after the spring breeze, the wheat is green.

Wild oats: mustard and wheat, generally referring to field crops.

Song Jiangkui's Yangzhou Slow

Swallow and fly, where is Wen Chun? Only the pond is green.

Song Jiangkui's Pale Yellow Willow

Countless reds and violets only show spring.

Song Zhuxi's Spring Day: "Wait a minute, and you will know that the east wind will always be spring."

Spring breeze is like wine, I don't know what it is.

Writing: Spring breeze moistens everything.

Song Chengzhi said "Song of Red Plum Pavilion"

Grass knows when spring will come.

Wei's "beginning of spring Encounter": "There is little frost in the evening, and the grass knows the spring."

The intermittent light rain sprinkled fragrant dust, creating a pleasant spring.

Brew: brew。 Karen: Congratulations.

Song Shi Xiao You's "Good Things"

There is a thin snow in the corner, and Qing Zi has made up the calyx.

Bo Xue: Can Xue. It is used here to describe the falling of spring flowers. Qing Zi: Little green fruits are on the market.

Kim Wang Tingjun's Golden Gate

The east wind is light and the spring is chilly.

Light fan: blow gently.

Kim Duan Keji's Full Moon Brahmin's Guide

Singing warblers and dancing, the bridge is red with flowing water.

Quick Red: Petals are dancing.

Pu's patio sand spring

The green window comes in spring and stays up late. Who wakes up? Xiaoying is crying outside the window.

Juelai: Wake up.

Yuan Yang Chun Qu Chun Jing

The breeze blows to the quiet room, shaking the spring like a line.

Curly: floating. Filament: the silk spit out by insects often floats in the air in spring.

The peony pavilion, a dream, written by the ancestors of Tang Ming dynasty

Everything is fresh in spring.

Feng Ming magnum "negative example, Wang Jiao wrote a hundred years of hate".

There is no need to face the eastern suburbs, and spring is in thousands of households.

Spring Festival in Qingdao, Shandong Province

Spring is sultry, flowers are like fans, and willow smoke is arrayed.

Sheng's Palace of Eternal Life.

And you need some skills in writing spring flowers:

How to write the characteristics of scenery

[writing instruction]

(1) According to different regions, nationalities, times and seasons, the characteristics of the scenery are written concretely and vividly.

Example:

I have never seen such a blooming vine, only a brilliant lavender hanging in the air like a waterfall, with no beginning and no end. Just a deep and shallow purple, as if flowing, laughing and growing. On the big purple banner, there is a little silver light, just like splashing water. A closer look shows that it is the simplest part of each purple flower, flirting with the sun.

Spring has faded here, and there are no people enjoying flowers and no butterflies around bees. Some are sparkling and blooming vines on this tree. Flowers are next to flowers, one after another, pushing each other around, so lively!

"I have blossomed!" They are laughing.

"I have blossomed!" They shouted.

Every ear of flowers blooms above and waits for release below. The color is light and dark, as if purple has settled down and settled in the tenderest and smallest bud. Every blooming flower is like a small full sail, under which is a pointed bottom and a bulging cabin; It's like a smile that can't help laughing, and it's about to bloom. What's the fairy dew and honey? I leaned over and picked one.

But I didn't pick it. I have no habit of picking flowers. I just stood and stared, feeling that this wisteria waterfall was not only in front of my eyes, but also flowing slowly in my heart. Flowing, taking away the anxiety and sadness that have been pressing on my heart these years. This is a secret about life and death and brotherhood. I am immersed in the brilliance of this dense flower, and there is nothing else for the time being, only peace of mind and happiness of life.

In addition to the brilliance, there is a faint fragrance here. The fragrance seems to be light purple, and it covers me gently like a dream. It suddenly occurred to me that there was a big wisteria outside my house more than ten years ago. It climbed high beside a dead locust tree, but the flowers were never sparse. One ear in the east and one string in the west are hanging on the treetops alone, as if looking at the color and testing something. Later, even the sparse flower clusters disappeared. Other wisteria frames in the garden were also pulled down and fruit trees were planted. At that time, it was said that there was an inevitable relationship between flowers and life corruption. I once thought regretfully: There are no vines here.

After so many years, the vines have blossomed again, and they are so full and dense. Purple waterfalls cover the thick branches of the disc, flowing and flowing to people's hearts.

Analysis:

(2) Describe in a certain order.

Writing order refers to what to start with, what to write in turn, how to end it, and think well before writing. The order of scenery writing should meet the needs of performance. Landscape articles are usually described in the order observed by the first person "I" (the author), that is, arranged according to the change of observation points and time sequence. If it is a fixed observation point, it can be written by spatial order. If it is a moving observation point, it is generally written in combination with the order of time and space.

Example:

Peach trees, apricot trees and pear trees are all in full bloom, and you won't let me or I won't let you. Red is like fire, pink is like chardonnay and white is like snow. Flowers are sweet; When I closed my eyes, the tree seemed to be covered with peaches, Xinger and pears. Hundreds of bees are buzzing under the flowers, and butterflies of different sizes are flying around. Wildflowers are everywhere: miscellaneous, named and unnamed, scattered in the grass, like eyes, like stars, still flashing.

Analysis: What should be written first in the description of this spring flower? What to write after that? What is the description order? What kind of scene did you write? What are the characteristics of flowers in spring?

This paragraph describes spring flowers, and the description contents are: trees, flowers, bees, butterflies and wild flowers in turn; The order of description is from high to low, from static to dynamic, and a lively scene is written. Vividly and vividly wrote that flowers are spring, flowers are abundant, colorful, flowers are sweet, real writing, imaginary writing (from spring flowers to autumn fruits), moving scenery and static scenery. Noisy (Red Apricot Branches in Spring) not only has a buzzing sound, but also presents a lively scene. Butterflies and bees both write the characteristics of flowers from the side. In addition, the description of wild flowers, "scattered" contains the meaning of mountains and plains, wrote that there are many flowers, and wrote that under the sunshine, wild flowers sparkle and sway gently in the spring breeze. There is no written wind, but the wind is in it; The sun is not clearly written, but it is contained in it. The fine pen depicts a beautiful picture of flowers, insects and spring, with bright colors and distinct layers.

(3) Using static and dynamic methods.

Writing articles about scenery, writing dynamic or static in isolation is often not impressive. If we can combine dynamic description with static description, we can create vivid artistic images by writing static and reacting static to dynamic.

There is such an example in Wang Wei's famous Autumn Night in a Mountain: "There is moonlight in the pine forest and crystal stone in the stream." The spotless pine trees on the mountain, the bright moonlight and the shadow of moonlight through the gaps in the leaves in the forest all give people a quiet feeling-this is to highlight the silence in the mountain through static description. The second sentence says that after the rain, the mountain spring is full of water, and the flow potential increases, gurgling through the stone-this is a dynamic description, which reflects the tranquility in the mountain with movement.

Example:

Going inside, Tianshan Mountain becomes more and more beautiful. Under the snow line of the white peak, there is an endless winding virgin forest. The dense tassels hold up the sky like huge umbrellas, leaving only tiny shadows between overlapping branches. Riding through the forest, I only heard the sound of horseshoes splashing on the rocks, which added to the silence of the dense forest. In the depths of this beautiful forest, even birds fly less, and occasionally only a few birds can be heard in the distance. When you get off the horse and sit on a rock and smoke, although the sun is shining outside the forest, the cigarette butts are shining brightly in this dense forest that covers the sun. Judging from the two charred dead trees found by chance, it seems that there may have been hardworking hunters here, who made a fire at midnight and stayed in the camp to roast the game they caught. There are flocks of wild sheep, grass deer, bison and wild camels on this day. (Bi Ye: "Tianshan Scenery")

Analysis: This passage vividly describes the characteristics of the Tianshan primeval forest, especially highlights the quietness and darkness of the dense forest-in contrast to the sound of horseshoe splashing and the afterglow of cigarette butts, it is quite artistic.

In short, the natural environment and social environment are in a relatively static state, while others are in a constantly changing state. We should not only record its static state, such as the position, shape, size and color of the scene, but also record its dynamic state, as well as the instantaneous shape, position, sound and color changes of the scene. The scenery should be dynamic and static, dynamic and static, vivid and vivid, leaving a deep impression on readers.

(4) Using the method of combining point with surface.

Painters describe landscapes with colors, while we describe landscapes with words. Then, how to vividly and completely describe the colorful scenery in nature and convey it to readers? This requires that we should pay attention to the relationship and perfect combination of scenery points and scenery surfaces when watching scenery.

To do this, we must first study the law of human eyes. When we go to a certain place and see the scenery of a certain place, we must first look at the big landscape map here macroscopically, and then look at the local scenic spots in the landscape map microscopically. Never look at a tree, a leaf or a flower at a glance.

For example, Liu Zongyuan adopted the method of combining point and surface in Jiang Xue. "Dai Li Weng" is small in the picture, but it is the center of the poem in a conspicuous position. "A boat, a bamboo cloak" belongs to the description of points; The first two sentences "There are no birds in a hundred mountains, and there are no footprints in a thousand paths" belong to the superficial discussion. In the poem, the bitterness and loneliness of the characters are described from "Birds fly away" and "People disappear", and the quantifiers "Qian" and "Wan" are placed in front of "Mountain" and "Road", which has played a good foreshadowing role in highlighting the perseverance and outstanding personality of the characters.

Everything is interrelated, not isolated, and the scenery described is the same. They are always inextricably linked with the surrounding scenery. Therefore, when we write about landscapes, we should not write about the subject in isolation and stillness, but also write about the relationship around the subject, combining point with surface, so as to make the subject image fuller and more distinctive.

You haven't fainted after reading these, but I have fainted, hehe-