Funny copywriting full of routines

1. If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how do you choose to eat? Eating food: eating people you like.

2. Take a close disciple, the tuition fee is 888 yuan, and he only teaches to close the door. Now he also teaches to turn off lights, windows and air conditioners.

There was a female classmate in college who had a good relationship with me and was a little ambiguous. One day in class, she whispered to me, "Be my prince." When I was excited, I blurted out, "OK, Mom."

I fell down in the street. People around me laughed at me, and I got up several times and fell down, laughing my ass off!

According to research, 90% of boys can't find the reason why their girlfriends are angry, and the rest 10% can't even tell if they are angry!

6. Times have changed. Now, if you watch your beautiful sister's video on Tik Tok or live broadcast platform every day, you will feel in love. Unlike before, you have to fall in love in person.

If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

I will have a son named "Shuai Shuai" in the future. Then people will say, "handsome dad!"

9. Today, I suddenly found out that love in junior high school died of changing seats, high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.

10. I pursued my dream, and others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. It turned out to be really childish and ridiculous.

In my opinion, there is no age difference in love. As long as the face looks good, it will not be a problem for five thousand years.

12. stew rice in the morning and ask your husband, "do you want soft rice or hard rice?" My husband looked at me disdainfully and said, "You sound like you can stew meat. I hope it is cooked. " I ...

There must be pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that she can only be friends with me at most.

14. "Say something heavy, such as your weight!" After a moment's silence, my sister replied, "This is too heavy. Say something superficial, such as your IQ!" " "

15. When my wife was taking a shower, I looked at her mobile phone and found her voice chat with her mother-in-law. The wife said, "I am stuffy in my chest today. I'll beat him up later to vent my anger. " Mother-in-law: "Don't do unreasonable things, first turn over old accounts to pave the way."

16. I really hope someone can make me miss tea and rice, sleep badly, get thinner and thinner, get thinner and thinner.

Seventeen. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

18. A friend coughed while smoking. I advised him: can't you quit smoking? He said: You can't quit! Quit. This is fatal. Me: Are you so addicted to cigarettes? He said: no, your sister-in-law said that if I could quit smoking in my life, she would be dead. ...

Nineteen. Actually, being ugly is nothing to be ashamed of. If you lose it, no one will want it.

20. What moment makes you feel really poor? God replied: I asked all the buildings in the school, but I didn't borrow the Nokia mobile phone charger. 2 1. I was scolded by the teacher for sleeping in class today. But I am not sad, because another girl I have admired for a long time has also been scolded. The teacher's voice can't be calm in my ear for a long time: didn't you two sleep last night?

22. Before he died, Yugong called his son to the bed and said with all his strength, "Move the mountain! Move mountains! " Son: "shiny?"

23. The male god finally confessed to me: "Would you like to walk into the palace with me on your wedding day?" I nodded excitedly and I became the best man!

Twenty-four The five-year-old granddaughter asked her grandmother how old she was. Grandma said she was too old to remember her age. The granddaughter said, "If you can't remember, you can look at the label on your underwear. I said 5 to 6 years old. "