What are the more acceptable reasons for not getting married?

1. I don't want to be forced to watch Meteor Garden by a woman while watching the ball game.

2. I don't want to hide some newly paid wages in the office drawer every month;

I don't want to be taken by a woman to her parents' house on Sunday to do clumsy work that the old couple can't do;

4. I don't want to be asked to wash my feet because my feet are not clean, otherwise please sleep on the sofa in the living room;

5. When I didn't want to go to the street, I just saw two beautiful girls and I was trampled;

6. I don't want to stop cooking for three days just because she casually said that the food cooked today was not delicious;

7. I don't want to forget a woman's birthday. She has been lukewarm to you all week.

8. I don't want one person's salary to be spent by two or even three people;

9. I don't want to sleep late on Sunday and be dragged by women to department stores to buy discounted goods;

10, I don't want to go shopping with women several times, and I am bankrupt;

1 1, I don't want to be examined and questioned by a woman until late at night because a female colleague with a soft voice calls home;

12, I don't want a woman, and I often pester you nervously and ask: Do you love me or not?

13, I don't want to be questioned by my mobile phone when drinking tea. You must also patiently and gently explain to her that you are in a teahouse, not a nightclub;

14, not wanting to be a woman often hurts your self-esteem, saying that you don't earn as much as Zhang San, do housework as Li Si, and be humorous as Wang Wu;

15, I don't want to eat something that tonifies the kidney quietly when I am just over 40 years old;

16, I don't want to be forced by a woman to lie and say that you have to work overtime when a friend asks you out for a drink. In fact, there is just a pile of clothes for you to wash;

17, I don't want to be locked out because I came home late, but I have to say to the tour guide: Hey, I forgot my key;

18, I don't want to say: beautiful when a woman has a new hairstyle or wears new clothes!

19, I don't want to be chic occasionally. For example, if I buy a brand-name lighter or eat seafood once, there will be a woman nagging in your ear: Good day!

20. I don't want someone to lend you the opportunity to wash clothes all the time and search your pockets justifiably;

2 1, I don't want anyone to keep thinking about how to open your drawers and mailboxes;

22. I don't want to inadvertently call out another woman's name in my dream. Someone will go back to her mother's house angrily and make you eat instant noodles for nearly a week.

23. I don't want to compromise and admit my mistake after every quarrel. Even if I am innocent, my wife will always be right;

24. I don't want anyone to criticize that the gift you gave your parents in the New Year is more valuable than the gift you gave her parents.

25. I don't want to find an opponent for my mother to fight the cold war and fight a protracted war;

26. I don't want someone to look at you with suspicion and anxiety every time I come back from a business trip;

27. I don't want to be dismissed as a "loser" by women because I didn't get a raise or promotion;

28. I don't want to be questioned, "Are you a man?" Because I didn't talk to the parents of the child who fought with your child.

29. When you don't want to chat online, there are always a pair of melancholy and alert eyes behind you, or someone often hands you a magazine with a tragic story about online dating and says meaningfully: The Internet is a trap!

30. I don't want to write something like the above and be scolded by women: I have paid so much for you, and you are still so dissatisfied!

The reason why women don't get married

1. If I don't get married, he won't give me the cold shoulder for a day.

The boss doesn't like married female employees.

I don't want to be called "some lady", but I prefer to be called "miss"

I'm afraid of having children.

There are many boys for me to choose from. What's the hurry?

6. Married woman = the goods are on sale, and I don't want to reduce them.

7. I like talking to him on the phone. When I got married, I had no passion to speak.

8. I had a blooming flower, so I asked one person to pick it, but everyone refused.

9, he is not the ideal object, just have him, talk is better than nothing, get married.

10, not worried about being someone else's ex-wife.

1 1, how ugly is pregnancy?

12, don't want to be trapped.

13, no domestic disputes.

14, you can fall in love forever, and you don't have to spend money.

15, no family, spend as much as you earn.

16, I have love and freedom now, and I can go in and out, which is perfect.

17, don't argue about children's education.

18, won't grab the remote control to watch football or series.

19, when surfing the Internet crazily, no one warned "this month's phone bill ...".

20, no matter how much income, single is always "noble".

2 1. You don't need to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau for complicated marriage procedures.

I don't want to be someone else's volunteer cook and cleaner.

23, free, do whatever you want.

24. Not afraid of third parties.

25. The economic crisis is getting worse and worse, so there is no need to support the family and worry about it.

26, will not be awakened by the baby's crying in the middle of the night.

27. You can always tell yourself that you still have a choice.

28. You don't have to get up early to wait on the children.

29. I am lazy. How tired I am to get married.

30. My friends don't have to pay for my "red ticket".

3 1, so as to avoid divorce in the future.

32. The boss wants a pay cut, and I don't have enough money to spend.

33. You don't have to laugh until your cheeks hurt at the wedding.

34. Just "pay" for yourself.

35. I finally got divorced until I had enough of being single.

36. Don't walk into the grave of love.