How to write in the diary of a man with gold on his knees

My son has liked to crawl around on the ground since he was a child. At home, not to mention that I can't always find the shoes on my feet. Even the number of times my ass can sit on the chair can be counted on one's fingers, and the number of times I have been lectured is beyond verification. This situation lasted until 10 days ago.

One night 10 days ago, my son fell back on his old habit and knelt down to play with the toys in his hands. "Son, get up quickly. If you keep kneeling like this, you will not be able to compete for money when you grow up." Upon hearing this, the son immediately stood up without any room to think. She asked with confusion on her face: "Mom, why do I have no money when I grow up kneeling?" "Have you never heard of it? There is a saying: There is gold under a man's knees! So a man cannot kneel on the ground casually. Come on." The son nodded in understanding. Although the little guy is still not relieved that his man has gold under his knees, he knows that it is inconvenient to be without money at any time. So since then, I rarely see my son kneeling down casually.

I said the day before that I couldn’t kneel down at will. The next day, my son was changing shoes by the shoe cabinet and sat down on the floor again. "Son, get up quickly. Mom forgot to tell you: a man's butt is meant for sitting on a dragon chair. You can't sit on the ground casually." The boy immediately stood up and asked: "Mom, can I squat? My feet are OK. Step on the ground? ""Okay, our long legs are used to walk on the ground. A good man has to walk around!" (Secretly laughing at the boy's cuteness) Haha, don't mention it, it still works. of. It has been 10 days, and my son no longer kneels or sits on the floor at will:)

As his birthday is approaching, last Sunday we took him to the photo studio to take a birthday photo album for him. The photographer asked my son to kneel on a wicker chair. My son looked at me closely, and when I nodded, he put his knees up.

After a group of photos were taken, my son immediately came to me and asked quietly: "Mom, why do you ask me to kneel? Didn't you say that there is gold under the man's knees?" "Baby, that is a wicker chair, we don't have it. Kneeling on the ground." "Oh, will you still have money when you grow up?" "Of course you will.

"Haha, it seems that ginger is still spicy after old age:)