What embarrassing experiences have you had?

During the Spring Festival this year, my brother and I went to a friend's party. We are old friends. In China, we all know that we should drink anyway. I have a bad stomach and seldom touch cigarettes and alcohol. My brother knows, but others don't. I don't understand the key person's drinking capacity and wine regulations. At first, I drank some wine and got to know about it. After a while, I feel the atmosphere is quite good. If you propose a toast, one of you won't drink it. Even if you don't pass the test, the most important thing is that the toast will always be one cup at a time. When I went to see my brother, he might be worried about me and deliberately reminded everyone that my brother was not feeling well and drank less. However, those people were crazy at that time, and my stomach was burning and my head was dizzy. I didn't mean to. Wow (⊙o⊙) Wow, I threw up all over him, and then I don't know. When I woke up, my brother told me that he fell down in the private room. I feel embarrassed, but I shouldn't go there again. This is my shame!

Speaking of embarrassing things, I can't do anything without telling me.

When I was in college, I went home on holiday. My girlfriend and I were in the same city. One day, my girlfriend called me and said, "My parents are on a business trip and just left. Forget it, I am the only one left at home. "

I am full of joy, feel that I have won the prize, tidy myself up and fart.

I went to my girlfriend's house. That day, my girlfriend wore a beautiful white dress, which looked particularly good against the sunshine.

We haven't seen each other for a few days, and finally we had sex at her house.

At this time, my girlfriend let out a cry and I thought it was her.

Excited, I worked harder. At this moment, my girlfriend started pushing me. I'm a little unhappy. I stuck my head out and said, why?

At this moment ... an embarrassing scene happened.

Girlfriend quickly stood up and shouted, mom and dad!

I was so scared that my legs went limp. When I turned around, I saw his parents standing at the door with suitcases.

I finally stood up and paused, afraid to raise my head. It was so scary that I ran away.

I never saw his parents again. When I think of it, I want to find a crack to drill down.

Seeing this topic reminds me of the time when I took a pregnancy photo a few years ago. Can't forget it for a long time ~ ~

Suddenly, I couldn't help bursting into a fart: poof ... a muffled sound, but it was particularly loud in a small studio.

The incident happened very suddenly. At this time, I can only pretend that nothing happened and calmly continue to maintain my own style.

Then, I felt another fart coming out, and I quickly suppressed it with internal force. May be too hard, to fall out, "poof ~ ~" a loud noise, temporarily unable to calm down.

Suddenly there was silence in the studio, and everyone's eyes were focused on me, especially the two little girls with lights on their sides, looking embarrassed.

At this time, my husband looked at me with a kind of hatred like steel. When he saw that he wanted to laugh and try to hold back, I collapsed and couldn't hold it anymore. I couldn't help laughing on my husband's body, and then, the fart sound of poof ~ ~ ~ ~ poof ~ ~ rang rhythmically with the laughter.

People who are used to seeing big scenes can't be so calm, and suddenly the scene is out of control. .....

Since then, I have never been to this photography shop again, and I have to take a detour when I see it. ....

I want to swear when I see this problem!

Here's the thing:

Last year (I can't remember exactly), I went to a company for a meeting, and I had to pee urgently during the meeting. I went out quietly, searched for a long time, and finally found the toilet. I rushed in and was about to do it. A woman opened the partition door and looked at me in surprise. Our eyes looked directly at me for an instant, and we immediately reacted. We went to the wrong toilet and said, "Sorry, wrong."

I rushed into another bathroom. As soon as I entered, I saw a woman washing her hands and looked straight for a while. This time, I was cheated and really prepared to say, "You are going the wrong way." The woman said, "What are you doing in the ladies' room?"

I ran out with a puzzled face, and the first fucking woman went the wrong way. ......

Colleagues saw that Crazy 7 was only over 2,000 on the Internet and asked the seller if it was true. Seller: We promise to lose three for one fake. Then my colleague bought it, and the courier arrived. I opened it and received four mobile phones, which was embarrassing.

Colleagues accompany their girlfriends to eat hot pot. There is a family of four at the dining table. Looking at the simple clothes of uncles and aunts, it seems to be rural. I saw his son pour the vegetables into the pot while persuading the old couple to eat. Seeing the disgust on her daughter-in-law's face, the aunt simply stopped clamping chopsticks. Hearing the daughter-in-law say, "It's a pity that she can't even eat hot pot. What a farmer. " I only heard my uncle unhurriedly say, "What's wrong with this? It's the same as feeding pigs in our countryside. Pour the swill and leaves into the trough and let the pigs choose to eat. " Colleagues .

I once went to buy cigarettes with my colleagues. I glanced at Du Lei next to me, and my colleague suddenly said, "Do you want to buy it?" My brain replied, "I'll use it with you!" ? "I thought it was over, but I didn't expect this product to show off the orchid finger in a particularly enchanting posture, and said in a particularly angry tone:" People don't like to use TT. " At that time, the elder sister who handed me cigarettes was obviously full of fear and contempt!

Colleagues went to the northeast on business and asked the boss for a bottle of beer when they were eating: boss, a bottle of beer. . . Boss: Do you want it at room temperature or refrigerated? Colleague: It's so cold that you want me to drink it in cold storage? The boss said coldly that the cold storage is 3 degrees and the room temperature is MINUS 48 degrees. What kind do you drink?

When my colleague was at school, during recess, he said to the girl at the front table, is there anything to eat? I'm hungry. The girl said, it's in my bag. Go and get it yourself. Looking around, he saw a healthy one today. He said awkwardly, Oh, there is such a big band-aid.

God, I'm too embarrassed to talk about it. I remember I just graduated in 20 13, and I haven't been to the company for a long time. At that time, the men's bathroom in the company could not take a bath, and all gay men went to the women's bathroom to take a bath. Because there are few women in our department, the minority obeys the majority and is not allowed to wash. I used to take a bath in the company after work every day and then go home. I was changing in the locker room when a gay man came back from the shower. I asked, has the men's bathroom been repaired? He said: no, I have to go to the woman's place to wash. Then I went downstairs, carefully took the toiletries and went into the ladies' room. In winter, I went into the bathroom, and it was foggy, and I saw a lesbian with long hair. . . . . Leng for 2 seconds, turned into the men's room without looking up. In retrospect, fortunately, no one saw me, and I didn't see who that person was. There are only four or five women in the department, and it is embarrassing to bow your head every day.