Venus said that the actress played big cards and refused to get off the bus without laying a red carpet. What happened?

In the program, Venus rested on her hips and satirized a female star to pieces: "There was a female singer who sang all her life, and her shelf was not small. She wouldn't get off the bus until she attended the event, and there was another trick that was even tougher. Finally, she made a joke. "

Venus broke the news that anonymous starred in Venus, saying that female singers were unlucky. She has just been popular for half a year and is out of breath. In the end, there was no new work, and she sang a song over and over again all her life. Finally, the audience got bored and the only popularity was gone. At this time, the audience was booed. Someone asked Venus, who are you talking about? It must be clear to the audience who have seen Venus that she has no mercy on the stars, but she never names them to avoid getting into trouble. However, Venus gave three hints: Shanghai female singer only sang one song and acted in literary films.

When the audience looked at each other, Venus went on to say: Once, a female singer played female number two in a movie, but she made a joke at the premiere. At the end of the film, the premiere is about to begin, but there is still no female singer.

Half an hour later, a luxury car finally came slowly, but the female singer refused to get off. The theater manager ran over and asked, Why don't you get off? The singer's agent said: Why is there no red carpet on the ground? The manager was surprised to say that it was only 10 meters away. What red carpet do you need? Besides, this is the premiere, not the awards party. Come down quickly, it's too late. Unexpectedly, the agent said, "This will not work. Our eldest lady rented an expensive evening dress for this premiere, and she will never get off the bus without walking the red carpet. " .

As soon as the manager heard this, he quickly called the investor. The investor said: Hurry to find a way to take out all the red carpets in the elevator and spread them one by one. The manager began to clean the cinema, and the red carpet was laid in less than ten minutes. The female singer looked at the word "welcome" on the red carpet and was very annoyed.

Don't get off without a red carpet. The manager ran over and said, "It's too late to buy a red carpet now, so you can make do with it.". The premiere is about to begin. " At this point, the female singer finally spoke: how come there are no fans, it's very cold and cheerless, you should find a way quickly. "The manager was very angry, but he was afraid to say it. His arm couldn't twist his thigh, so he had to do it.

The manager wandered around for a long time, but no fans came. Finally, investors are smart. Standing by the window upstairs, he suddenly saw a group of aunts dancing in the square dance. He clapped his hands and said, yes. The investor said to the manager: Go to the supermarket downstairs to buy 10 Jin of eggs, and each aunt will send 2 eggs for them to act as fans. As soon as the aunts heard this, they "bid up" the price and said, "Only two eggs, who do you despise?" We won't take this job without three. The manager said: Deal, hurry up. When the female singer gets off, you scream. Whoever performs well will be rewarded with eggs. The aunts were so happy that when the female singers got off the bus, they cheered one by one. The female singer kept waving hello when she saw that her fans were too enthusiastic.

At that time, the female singer really felt good about herself. As a result, when the female singer twisted her face, she heard the aunts whispering behind her back: Who is this female singer? No, I am dressed like a turkey. The female singer held her breath and finally came to the premiere scene under the crowding round of the agent, makeup artist, photographer and assistant. The farce finally ended. After Venus finished the story, the audience burst into laughter, which was really a "cross talk".

Venus also said that one year on the red carpet, two female stars wanted to be the finale guests, and both refused to go down first, so the organizer urged them three times and invited them four times. Finally, one of them finally lost his temper and went out first. ? The rest of the actresses were complacent and felt that they had won, so they delayed 10 minutes. What she didn't expect was that the organizers couldn't wait any longer because they wasted too much time fighting. After her former actress walked down the red carpet, the organizer announced that the red carpet was over. ? The female star just caught up with the audience when she went down. People called lesbians to squeeze in, and the female stars were squeezed stagger, not to mention the glamorous audience, even the shapes were packed. ? On the other hand, do you know who the female singer mentioned by Venus is?