The classic quotations of Rain Man

1, what matters is where he can get the best care.

I'm afraid it's over.

He has always been a patient with free will.

We didn't fly because he didn't want to fly.

I am the closest person to him in the world.

6. Exciting and incredible prizes.

7. I think you feel that your birthright has been cheated.

Don't take it too seriously. He never touches me.

9. I was cheated by someone who didn't know how to express love.

10, after a short and sudden illness, do you still remember the day you left?

Are you an auto mechanic or an engineer of NASA?

12 I just want to hear you say that we are not finished. I mean ...

13, a dazzling array of products in the studio.

14, the prize worth150,000 yuan is waiting for you to get it.

I told you, I have never been to Lamborghini.

Classic Quotation "The Origin of Rain Falling in Ancient Times"

Classic Quotation "The Origin of Rain Falling in Ancient Times"

1, the more vulnerable people are, the more they want to pretend to be strong, because they are afraid of showing weakness.

2, never forget, as if, within reach.

Only at that time, we all chose the road to continue our dreams together. When we miss it in the future, please forgive us. At that time, we were young

Since I was born to be abandoned, I must let everyone see my wonderful. At least, I must prove that I am a real existence even if I don't know where I come from.

5, people's eyes will always involuntarily notice the brightest place first.

6. I believe there are miracles in the world, because it is a miracle that we can exist in this world.

7. What we have always believed must exist somewhere.

8. Fate is not a compromise. This is a battle to bet on happiness.

If you don't get lost, you will never find the right direction.

10, we remember pain when we grow up, and remember to be strong when we are sad. Because we remember, there will be so many beautiful things.

202 1 Ren Lei's classic quotations

Classic Quotations of 20xx Thunder Man

1, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

3. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

Get off the line at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

6, sit with a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses!

7, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!

8. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!

Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head.

10, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

1 1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea.

13, looks really creative and lives really bravely!

14, the species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

15, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

16, as long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class.

17, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.

18, when the hardware can also be copied! (Classic Quotations)

19, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

2 1, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

22. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

23. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

24. Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?

25. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

26. It is better to sleep while watching TV in bed.

27. Give me a fulcrum, and I will put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

28. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

29. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

30. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

3 1, I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

32, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired ah, or China.

33, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, and I can't stand the electric heating!

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

35. I definitely don't feel a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

Reading a newspaper in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.

37. If the son is disobedient, he can fight properly, otherwise he will not show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the case in Taiwan Province Province.

38. For my mother's birthday, it is better to send two bundles of bones to cook, at least as a snack.

39. Unless the country changes its monogamy, I won't meet netizens.

40. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

4 1, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!

42. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.

43. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

44. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

45. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

46. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.

47. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig, but a pig!

48. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

49, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash color!

50. It is normal to eat the metal wire for washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking.

5 1, women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man, while men often fill in all kinds of women with one QQ number.

52. Don't hang yourself on a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees-if you die, you are completely dead!

53, on impulse, the later crisis!

54. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

55. Argue with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said that the Japanese also brought a personal message, and she agreed that whales are not fish.

56. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

57. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

58. Life can't be like cooking. All the ingredients are ready before cooking.

59. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

60. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

Classic quotations of meteor shower

1, Shangguan Ruiqian: Jump on the count of three! Ready, three!

2. cyclist Chu: don't you know you can't drive after drinking?

3. Shangguan Ruiqian: Finally, someone found a beautiful excuse for my playboy.

Gu Lan: Dressed like this, you're not a bad person, but you're also an idiot!

5. Xiaoyu: He won't be short of money. Rain nettle: He is a fool.

6. Shangguan: Finally, someone found a beautiful excuse for my playboy.

7. Chu Xun Yu: I've seen narcissists, but I've never seen you so narcissistic!

8. Shangguan: How should I know? I am a lover.

9. Hai Yun: What do you know? This is called not taking the usual path.

10, Haiyun: You buy gifts, and I'll buy happiness (really happiness).

1 1, Murong Zhongshi: There is no market in the world that only rises but does not fall.

12,: Haha, Chu is jealous.

13, Murong Yunduo: There is a kind of love called touching.

14, Haiyun: Why did she leave when I came (he is the idiot).

15, cloud: There is a kind of love called touching (incisive).

16, Chu: such a person with no creativity, stay away from me as soon as possible.

17, Haiyun: What's the point of living without her?

18, Haiyun: Gao Fushuai (narcissism) is not my fault.

19, Ye Shuo hits Li Long: Are you Bruce Lee, me or Ip Man?

20. Shangguan Ruiqian: We will jump on the count of three! Three!

2 1, the sea of clouds hits the tree: I will cut you tomorrow.

22. Murong Haiyun: Don't you think your head is Nezha and banana peel?

23. Duanmu: When we feel powerless about something, let's pray.

Shangguan: I don't want to be like Chu Xun Yu. You don't know what pain is until you lose it

Ye Shuo: Master Shangguan, that's enough, isn't it? If you wear so much perfume, you won't be afraid of bee stings.

26. Duan: This classmate, it seems that you are not brain-damaged! Count to three.

Chu Xun Yu: Do you mind that I like you only one tenth as much as you like me?

28. (A tortoise is stuck behind Chu) Mr. Murong: Long life is a blessing! The tortoise is thirteen sisters!

29. Shangguan: Everyone is a brother, and they all say that they will do anything for their brothers. This time Duanmu stabbed his brother twice for a woman.

30. Yu Xin: Hair as good as yours should be treated with silk protein (this sentence made me laugh completely! )

3 1, Rain Nettle: I won't like you as an egomaniac in my last life, next life and next 800 years.

32. Duan: This is my place. Please don't cry here in the future! (Reminds me of the M-Zone)

33. Hai Yun: Are you jealous? Urtica Rain: Who is jealous? I didn't eat jiaozi, so I was jealous.

34. Hai Yun: She is like a fly, circling you all day. She doesn't bite you, she annoys you (incisive enough).

35. Shangguan: If you want to get married, you must not marry someone else, let alone me (my wife said differently).

36. Murong Haiyun (opposite to Duanmu): Do you love to rob your friend's girlfriend so much? Shangguan has so many girlfriends that you can rob them in ten years or eight years!

37. (Everyone laughs that it is a hippo) Ye Shuo: Hippo! Murong Haiyun: Goodbye! Hippo! Shangguan: Hippo haha! Duanmu: Don't care too much about them.

Rain nettle: I won't care about you because of your disability. Hai Yun: I won't care about you, because you are brain dead.

39. Ye Shuo: If you need it, I can hold you on my shoulders indefinitely; Not very generous, but at least it will give you a good rest.

40. Ye Shuo: It's over. A storm is coming. Shangguan is puzzled: where is it going to rain? Where is it? Ye Shuo finally unbearable, pushed the law.

4 1, Chu Xun Yu: At this moment, I really appreciate this night and this rain, so that even if I cry in front of him, I won't be found by him.

Shangguan Ruiqian: Xiaoyu, you are a good girl. If you want to get married, don't marry someone else, let alone me.

Shangguan: Which do you prefer, the clouds, the tortured life or yourself?

Chu Xun Yu: I won't care about you, because you are disabled. Hai Yun: I don't care about you, because you are brain dead!

45. Chu: I have seen narcissists, but I have never seen you so narcissistic. I tell you, I will never like you as a narcissist in my last life and next life!

Chu Xun Yu: First of all, I'm not procrastinating, I'm angry. Second, my name is not hello. My name is Chu Xun Yu. Third, if you let me play this boring game again, I will definitely make you into real pigs. Fourth, I am not an idiot!

47. Duan: This classmate, you are embarrassed! Murong Haiyun: So what? Shangguan: Still dragging English? I hate people dragging my English!

48. Chu Xun Yu handed the washed vest to Haiyun Murong Haiyun: (happily asking Yuqiao) Did you wash this dress yourself? This is the most touching gift I have ever received! Chu Xun Yu: (at a loss for a long time) I washed this with a washing machine.

49. Murong Haiyun: In my sister's heart, he is the best person in the world! (Ye Shuo agrees and nods) Murong Haiyun: But besides me! Ye Shuo: (speechless) It's good for you.

50. Ye Shuo (to Shangguan): Frustrated again? Don't bother, there are four of us. The sea of clouds is disturbed by rain nettles, and the terminal trees are accompanied by the sea of clouds, and you are disturbed by small fishing. I said, are you bored? Well, I'm free now, so should I find a girlfriend to bother me?

5 1, Ye Shuo: Which school girl is that, which makes our lovers so worried? Shangguan Ruiqian: Don't call me lover! I am a very devoted boy! Ye Shuo: Single-minded love? ! You only have feelings for one girl at a time, right? Say it! Who the hell is it?

52. Murong Haiyun: If you like me only one tenth of what I like about you, then I will make up the remaining nine tenths; (Shouting) If you like me only 100% of what I like about you, I will supply you with the remaining 99%!

53. Shangguan Ruiqian: Who, who, is finished, I am finished. Finally, I was radiant (Duanmu Lei burst into laughter), and I was the prince on this stage, Leonardo and Dincapri. This play is simply tailor-made for me. From now on, your light will be covered by me. Oh, oh, oh.

54. Chu Xun Yu: Do you mind if I like you only as much as you like me? Murong Haiyun: If you like me only one tenth of what I like about you, then I will make up for the remaining nine tenths. (Shouting) If you like me only 100% of what I like about you, I will supply you with the remaining 99%!

55. Chu Xun Yu: The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of lack of vocabulary. Want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, porcupine, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian suckling pig and pig. You are a lazy creature who keeps omnivores in captivity, a desperate and lonely animal under the bright starry sky, and a stupid pig who will never fly into the blue sky!