Crayon Shinchan Classic Lines

1, Xiao Xin: My face hurts!

Mom: Let me see.

Xiao Xin: Do you really want to see it?

Xiao Xin cocked her PP and said, Let me show you my other face.

2. Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.

Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!

Kitten: Who are your parents?

Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

4. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this?

Xiao Xin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment.

Teacher: I'm in the first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first?

Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.

5. Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you work so hard?

Sister: It's all because of you.

Xiao Xin: Me?

Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!

Introduction of new roles of crayons:

Xiao Xin is a 5-year-old boy who is attending kindergarten. He is precocious and likes to appreciate and chat up beautiful women. At first, Xiao Xin, his father Guang Zhi and his mother Meiya formed a family of three. Later, another stray dog, Xiaobai, was added. Life is frequent and trivial, but there is no lack of warmth. As the story unfolds, a new member sister, Nohara Kwai, is added.

Classic quotations:

1, people are not so nice ~ ~ ~

2. Hello ~ Miss, do you like to eat green peppers?

I really can't do anything about children now!

4, smallpox!

Miss, do you like chopped green onion when you eat natto?

6, see the ass see the light,

7. Sister ~ Do you like to eat green peppers?

I will remember it until I forget it.

9. Can natto be called natto without chopped green onion? ?

10, the leaking alien shakes.