Who has Degang Guo's disease? You want to marry me. Thank you.

Y: it's full

Guo: All the empty seats are full.

Y: (Still) There is such a calculation.

Guo: We lost a lot of time today, and some roads are still restricted (Beijing National Day is restricted, and the subway is long gone).

Yes

Guo: Can we talk less?

(The audience can't shout well ...)

Guo: One by one.

If you are not afraid, I am more afraid.

Don't shh, you are all people with ID cards.

Many people came today.

Y: many people.

Guo: Yes, it's from the whole family.

Yes

Guo: Some even brought children.

Y: A family.

Guo: Some even brought their wives ... and some even brought other people's wives.

Y: You can see that.

Guo: Look at your hands. Who brought someone else's wife?

Y: You really raised your hand! ..... this is throwing caution to the wind.

Guo: Like a modest wife?

Y: who is it?

Your daughter-in-law went to the theatre today. ...

Guo: I went to the theatre with others. ...

No matter who you bring, I hope you are happy.

Some people say that Brother Qian is not angry.

Y: Hey, it's okay in this business.

Guo: When filming, Brother Qian went to perform, and the contact between actors and actresses was normal, because of work. Anyway, in recent years, they sometimes quarrel over these things.

Y: no

Guo: Sister-in-law asked ... There are no windtight pants in the world.

Yes, you always wear open-backed pants, don't you?

Guo: I can't get through, I can't get through, there's nothing I can't get through.

Y: wall!

Guo: Sister-in-law also asked, "What's the matter?" Looking at the photos that day, there was a photo with the actress.

Y: What's the big deal?

Guo: Hey, take part in accidental amusement!

Y: right.

Guo: Take part in accidental amusement and have fun.

Don't go on like this!

Y: I always do, don't I?

Guo: Anyway, no matter what my sister-in-law says, Brother Qian is in no hurry.

Y: that's true.

Guo: I didn't stare, I didn't sulk, I didn't move my hand.

Y: I call it regret.

Guo: Which bathhouse?

Y: What's the bathhouse for?

Guo: You mean Lianxiang bathing?

Y: How about going to this place?

Guo: You mean Lianxiang bathing?

Jade: cherish the fragrance and cherish the jade.

Guo: Xiyu, everyone wants to have a good family and find a suitable partner, but it's hard to say.

Y: it's hard to find.

Guo: Take women as an example. Beauty does not go to the kitchen.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Let's go to the kitchen. Not fashionable.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Fashion people spend money recklessly.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: If you don't spend money, you won't be feminine.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I can't stand being feminine.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I can't see the one I can see.

Y: Well, not at all.

Guo: Happy marriage. Many poems have written this theme since ancient times.

Y: Are there many?

Guo: Alas, Guan Luoluo's pigeons are both my fair lady and my fair gentleman in the Jianghu.

Y: This is a famous passage.

Guo: I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River.

It seems to be a dialect, I can't understand it.

Is there a boat?

Y: no! What is this? this is

Guo: In the past, ancient poets wrote many such things.

Y: This is not among the ancient poems.

Guo: Shi, I also hope to praise her well.

Y: you?

Guo: We have a good painting in front of us, a very happy oil painting. The sky is clear, the flowers are overflowing, the streams are gurgling, the forest is green, and some seagulls are flying by the river. ...

Y: Wait a minute ... Are there seagulls by the river?

Guo: By the sea, some seagulls are flying by the sea. ...

Y: Don't ask people to talk.

Guo: Anyway, how many birds are flying in the sky?

Y: that's all right.

Guo: On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince came slowly hand in hand, followed by a white horse, and the prince was singing softly.

What did you sing?

Guo: (I didn't hear what the oratorio was, but it should be selling, which is the same tune as "sharpening the knife and cutting the kitchen knife")

Y: Come on, you also sell oil here. this is

Guo: Why do you sell oil? Diesel oil?

Y: What about diesel?

Guo: Diesel sesame oil?

Y: oil! ..... nobody sings this.

Guo: The oil prince of Saudi Arabia?

Y: (I didn't hear you clearly)

Guo: When we get there, everyone will sing "Our motherland is a garden. The flowers in the garden are really bright, and the warm sunshine shines on us ... "

Y: I don't know any words.

Guo:

Yu: (I didn't understand either sentence)

Guo: Everything is like a fairy tale. The prince and princess began an important event in their lives.

Y: I am ashamed.

Guo: This is my illusion. I had a girlfriend that year.

Y: I handed it in, too

Guo: Her name is Shuang. Although I don't know her last name, her name is Shuang ... whenever I go to their house to find her, I stand at the bottom of the building and shout "Shuang! Cool! " You don't know, how much is it?

People leaned out of the window to see me.

Y: People don't know why you went.

Guo: Call her name.

Y: Is this swearing? this is

Guo: She is gentle and lovely. She works as Miss Guan Gong in a sales company.

Y: what? Your girlfriend is a red face. What do you mean by Miss Guan Gong?

Guo: What's that? Anyway, this is Miss Guan Gong.

Y: Miss PR, that's called.

Guo: Almost, almost ... When we are free, we sit together and chat, play Go and have tea.

Y: Return the tea.

Guo: Now I think it's called (I didn't hear you clearly). There is incense burning at the edge of the room, so we sit opposite each other.

Y: too particular.

Guo: Open a good jar of Tieguanyin, fix the water, moisten it with boiling water, pour out the first bubble (four tones), and don't drink the water for making tea.

Yes

Guo: We started drinking from the second bubble ... I drank one bubble after another. ...

Y: You two are so embarrassing.

Guo: after drinking one bubble after another ... you didn't drink tea, did you?

Y: I have tried it, but it doesn't taste like yours.

Guo: You have to look at the color.

Y: how fresh!

Guo: It was yellow at first, but then it was gone.

Y: that's angry. That's ... drinking tea after tea.

Guo: I didn't expect your low pursuit, one bubble (four tones) and one bubble (one sound)

Y: Don't be vague.

Guo: I will take good care of her.

Yes

Guo: She hopes so too.

Y: really?

Guo: She said to me affectionately, "You are so kind to me. In the next life, when I am a cow or a horse, I will accompany you to pull the car. "

Y: (I didn't hear you clearly)

Guo: Am I a cow or a horse?

Y: Isn't that still two?

Guo: The good times have passed, and we often quarrel.

Y: still playing?

Guo: It's very noisy.

She accused me of being "heartless and unreasonable"

I said, "You are heartless and unreasonable."

Who are you calling heartless?

I call you heartless and unreasonable.

You are heartless and unreasonable.

I am not heartless and unreasonable.

Call me heartless and unreasonable, but I'm not as heartless and unreasonable as you.

I'm not heartless at all. When it comes to heartlessness, that means you are heartless and unreasonable. ...

Y: Which woman did you marry as a crosstalk performer?

Guo: After the quarrel, we broke up.

Y: that's right.

Guo: She left me a note "Don't look for me again, I'm dead".

Y: dead ...

Guo: If I say something that hurts my feelings, I will be silly. It was a bolt from the blue, and my shorts rang.

Y: bang? What's with the underwear?

Guo: The man said, "Ah, what, did the underpants ring?"

Y: There is no pronunciation in this place, okay? Keshika ... K ū ch ā is outrageous!

Guo: Don't mess with me.

Y: Who pissed you off?

Guo: This is lyrical.

Y: What are you expressing? Your pants are too short.

Guo: I love it. She died, and I went to the community to find her.

Y: still looking for it.

Guo: I stood at the bottom of the building and cried with tears: "Cool, cool ..." More people saw it.

Y: how fresh!

Guo: This smelly rascal ... has no taste in his heart, and everyone who is confused knows it.

Y: people who lost their lives?

Guo: Is there something wrong?

Y: lovelorn!

Guo: Oh, lovelorn? I feel very sad. I have never found a girlfriend since I came here.

Y: yo.

Guo: Later, many people advised me. I said don't talk to me. My heart is dead. Time flies. Maybe time is the best medicine. I began to think that I would never fall in love again.

Y: huh?

Guo: Day by day passed, and on the third day I figured it out.

Y: Just keep silent for three days.

Guo: I didn't find the right one three days ago.

Y: I don't care about my feelings at all.

Guo: Alas, when I walked into the community, I looked up inadvertently and a girl waved to me.

Y: Say hello ... meet the right person.

Guo: I learned later ... people are cleaning the windows.

Y: cough! You don't look at the towel in your hand, only when your hand is closed.

Guo: I suddenly feel that this spring is coming again.

Y: oh ...

Guo: I waited for her at the gate of the community, and finally I saw her. She was graceful and beautiful.

Y: not bad.

Guo: I walked over and stretched my legs like a gentleman ... Bang, I fell there.

Y: wow! Gentlemen still do this.

Guo: Reach out and help her. "Relax, I'm not a good person." ...............................................................................................................................................

Y: Nonsense, you are telling the truth.

Guo: She stood up and walked away.

Y: I ignored you.

Guo: I froze when I looked at her back. It's beautiful.

Y: oh?

Guo: Beautiful women as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade are rare in the world. It seems that fairies are all as beautiful as flowers. However, I thought, this is not a flat peach banquet, how can it last forever?

Without Guanghan, E is like picking oranges and Nanshan Gillian, and I am like Edison Chen. ...

Y: Singing and singing, these two came out again.

Guo: Make up your mind to chase me.

Y: to pursue others.

Guo: In a residential area. It is more convenient to catch up. She buys newspapers as soon as she leaves the community, and I also buy "what a coincidence, you also buy newspapers."

Y: I ignored you.

Guo: I left ... I walked to the gate of the bus stop and waited for "what a coincidence, you are waiting for the bus" ... I met "what a coincidence, you also visited the supermarket" at first sight.

Y: hey.

Guo: I came out to wash my hands in the toilet. "What a coincidence, did you pee on your hand, too?"

Y: If she can really pee on you, are you still chasing others?

Guo: Why are you so ticklish? You are dirty, you know that?

The girl stood there and asked me, "What the hell are you doing?"

Y: I made myself clear.

Guo: What do you think is wrong with me? I will change it.

What do you think of me? I will change. ...

Y: It's not dramatic at all.

Guo: introduced me to a girlfriend.

Y: Draw a portrait.

Guo: Let's meet outside. The weather is fine. (I didn't hear you clearly) The west wind is spreading eastward and the geese are flying south. It is already late autumn.

Y: it's cold.

Guo: The two of us are sitting on a big bench in the park. I visited her carefully, 1.4 meters or so.

Y: What a good couple.

Guo: Little face, purple.

Y: purple?

Guo: My face is covered with freckles. I don't know if I speak for LV. Her appearance is beyond my imagination, so easy to recognize. Very postmodern, with the characteristics of transformers.

I am so depressed.

Y: oh.

Guo: She took the initiative to break the deadlock. "Hello", let me see her.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Are you the "rescue soldier invited by the monkey"? Guo: My screen name is "Rejection" ... Oh, I didn't expect my name to be so different from mine. My screen name is "Rejection", which is very coquettish.

Y: refuse.

Guo: Well, I think it's better to call it exclusion, and the radicals are more subtle.

Y: What about removing the radicals?

Guo: Giant color ... Ahahaha ... Although I am fat, my waist is thin. Although I am ugly, my nickname is beautiful.

Girl, how much do you weigh?

260 ...

Only later did I know that I had been cheated.

Y: what's the matter

K: The scale will reach 260 Jin.

Y: My head is stuck.

Guo: Let me look at her again, girl. You are such a man.

Y: what's this?

Guo: She was so happy that she took out a razor from her pocket. ...

Y: What a rash!

Guo: Really, I took nude photos the other day and posted them online.

Y: and you? How's it going?

Guo: I didn't expect the post to sink.

Y: well, no one is watching nudity.

Guo: She is a high jumper. ...

Y: I haven't heard that girls in Great Leap wear razors.

Guo: Take out a box of cigarettes and spit out a smoke ring ... To tell the truth, I have never seen such a good smoke ring in so many years, which is big and round ... One more, one more ... I like it.

Okay, okay (vomiting, convulsions)

spit everywhere/spit on the floor

I dare not say a word, and she stayed here. Someone came and drew a circle on her face and wrote the word "demolition"

Y: well, I really can't watch it anymore.

Guo: I think they have gone a little too far. I looked at my mobile phone (I didn't hear it clearly) and she was grateful. She landed gently on my shoulder. A photographer came and took a picture, which was later named "Ghost".

"

Y: Wow, so poor.

Guo: This photo was spread abroad, and Saddam praised it (I didn't catch it clearly).

There's nothing to say yet. He asked me, "Are you hungry? Go to eat. "

I said, "No, I have a bad stomach. Yesterday in dream of eating, I found my shoelaces missing in the morning. "

Y: This is a dream.

Guo: I'm not hungry …

Let's go to dinner, take me and leave. We walked hand in hand, and a friend came from the opposite side and looked at me happily. "Newly bought Tibetan mastiff?"

Y: Well, he looks like a dog.

Guo: It was so exciting ... I found a restaurant and stepped in. The waiter stopped me. "Sir, we don't allow pets here."

I said, take a closer look. Take a closer look at this ... come in and sit opposite. Very emotional. I ordered an old vinegar peanut and a fried red fruit, and each of us had a cup of apple vinegar.

Y: eat this.

Guo: I am jealous.

Y: Look what she sees.

Guo: After eating for a while, suddenly she asked, "Are you going to marry me? How long will we get married? "

I was stunned at that time, and I was sweating. I said let's stop joking. I may not be right for you.

Don't worry, I can accept you. Think about it. How educational it would be if I followed you.

If I marry her, it will be like donating money to the Red Cross.

Y: huh?

Guo: It's just like building the Great Wall. It's like apologizing for hiding secrets and squeezing oil.

Hey, how are you?

Guo: I said no! I don't want it. You can marry anyone you like.

She was also anxious, striking the table hard. "If you don't marry me, I'll wait here for someone to marry!"

Here comes the restaurant owner. "You shouldn't do that. You ran away with all the guests? "

Y: Everyone is afraid of marrying her.

Guo: I said you should go.

I'm not leaving, you've lost my youth!

Y: That's what I said.

Guo: I said, where can you lose this day? Please quote.

A thousand dollars!

Y: not much.

Guo: I'm really in a hurry. Tigers don't send cats. You think I'm dying?

Y: Shit, what are you?

Guo: How could you? Let's make an offer.

She said no problem. I looked out the window and said it was ok. Let's listen to Yu Qian.

Y: I'm outside

Guo: There is a cross talk by Mr. Yu outside. Many viewers and fans like him. He made many statues for him, wearing a suit and combing his back, with the back of his hand here.

The audience greeted. ...

Let's all look at the teacher's hand. Let's set it at 500, shall we?

Y: what's the matter Is this a greeting?

Guo: You say 1000, I'll give you 500.

What happened? Pork is going up in price. This is 500 dollars.

I said pork is still edible. Look at you. Is it useful?

Okay, tomorrow.

Tomorrow, at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, in front of the statue of the teacher, pay the money.

Y: well, give the money.

Guo: I don't think it's worthwhile for her to leave. Where is it? (I didn't hear you clearly) Find a friend. Go and see the statue of Yu Qian. I'll give you 200, Ang.

Y: me.

Guo: Alas, the arrangement is finished. We met under the statue at ten o'clock the next morning and gave her two hundred dollars to take away.

Why?

With what? Teacher Yu said to pay 200 yuan.

You look up, you look up at the air, and this hand is like this ...

Y: What a pity!

Guo: Take these three out.

Y: Hey, all right, another hundred.

Guo: She was overjoyed, 600 yuan. Teacher Yu asked her to give 600 yuan.

Y: These two people are really obedient.

Guo: I am so angry. Oh, I can't. After giving it to someone else, I turned to my friend ... you are so evil. I asked you to buy it, and I spent more money, you know?

Y: hey.

Guo: You think it's cheaper to call here when you hear that he is happy.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: You have to pay 800 yuan for my success. ...