A mischievous kiss: a classic dialogue

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1.

After Naoki fell down the stairs, Qin Xiang asked Dr. Sun

Qin Xiang: "Naoki doesn't have a concussion, does he?"

Dr. Sun: "No, it's just a fracture."

Qin Xiang: "Head fracture! Naoki, I will take good care of you later ... "

Dr. Sun: "I have to throw cold water on you at such an impassioned moment. He just broke his calf! " "

Later, mother Jiang and Yushu went to see Naoki.

Yu Shu: Idiot Qin Xiang, it's all your fault! "

Mother Jiang: "How can you blame! It's brother. What were you doing when you fell down the stairs? "

2.

Qin Xiang: Naoki, this is your first time to watch a movie with me. Thank you.

Naoki: The movie you chose is very tasty, otherwise I wouldn't have watched it with you!

Qin Xiang: What's this?

Naoki: Ang Lee's Lust, Caution won the Best Director Award at the Venice Film Festival.

Qin Xiang: I obviously chose The Simpsons!

3.

Nina: Who's that white face? (Laughter)

Naoki: It's Zhong Kui and his children. (deadpan)

Nina: But shouldn't Zhong Kui be flushed? (Laughter)

Naoki: The red face is Guan Gong. (deadpan)

Nina: The red face is Guan Gong. Who's that black face? (Laughter)

Naoki: Bao Gong. (deadpan)

Nina: Bao Gong. What's that green face? (Laughing like an idiot)

Naoki: Shrek (deadpan)

4.

Grandpa: I'll pick up eggs and prepare breakfast later.

Qin Xiang: How to pick eggs?

Grandpa: I don't know how to pick up eggs? You ask that hen!

Qin Xiang: Will it answer me?

5.

Ah kin: Oh, my God! My goddess is pregnant. What's more sad is that I'm not the father of the child!

6.

Qin Xiang is at the Guam Police Department. ..

Policeman: Do you have a passport?

Qin Xiang: Lie down? Why should I lie down?

7.

Keita: I really lost to you.

Qin Xiang: Do we have a game?

8.

On a bus in Guam

Qin Xiang: Well ... Stop ... I ... My husband is WC.

9.

Qin Xiang: I am waiting for you to come back with great pain.

Mom: Yes, Naoki, you should be filial to your wife!

10.

Ah Kin almost cut Maruko's hand when cutting vegetables, and then Uncle Cai said to Ah Kin

"Ah kin, be careful when cutting vegetables. If you cut off Maruko's hand, she will become Doraemon. "

1 1.

Qin Xiang: By the way, Naoki, the experience practice of that pedagogy course in our school has been arranged.

Naoki: Which school is so unlucky? . .

12.

Qin Xiang: But some girls have bigger breasts on the left and smaller breasts on the right.

Kaitai: I'm still expanding.

13.

Qin Xiang: Let's spread our relationship in the sunshine tomorrow.

Naoki: I will die before the light.

14.

Yu Zi: You should cheer up! (Holding Qin Xiang's hand affectionately)

Qin Xiang: Oh ~ ~ Yu Zi, why are you so sudden ~ ~ Thank you!

Yu Zi: You're welcome. You must tell me which hospital you will serve in the future. You must!

Qin Xiang: Hmm.

Yu Zi: I would never go there to see a doctor.

15.

Uncle Cai: female 175 ....

Mother Jiang: Can you see that picture?

Uncle Cai: Yes, men like flying kites and women like walking dogs.

16.

The fifth episode of family reunion dinner:

Uncle Cai: It's getting dark. It's burnt It's short for black burnt smell. Hehe (have a taste) Yushu: It's too salty! ! ! Uncle Cai: Wow ... Cough Cough Qin Xiang: No ... (I still have rice in my mouth ... and I sprayed a mouthful of rice XD on Yushu's face).

17.

"I remember when she was in junior high school, she fell in love with a boy in the next class and followed him on her way home at night. As a result, she was scared by that boy and went to the temple to burn incense. " "At that time, she took part in this Miss Qingke talent show and actually ate Qingke. . I ate three Jin in one breath. Finally won the championship. "

18.

Grandpa: You are the woman who married Naoki for no reason. Let me see, her facial features are no different from those of passers-by. Her figure is not lacking in waist, chest, buttocks and back, but none of them are up to standard. Others make a hullabaloo about when they come to other people's homes. I don't think you were born with a head.

Qin Xiang: Yes.

Grandpa: What kind of girls in our family are suitable for Naoki? I will train you well these days.

Naoki: Thank you, Grandpa.

Qin Xiang: Thank you. . . Xie (low head, unconvinced)

19.

When Ah Kin was walking around,

Qin Xiang's father said to Ah Kin: No one will bring a kitchen knife, even if they want to go out to play.

20.

padlock

Qin Xiang: I have prepared a very strong lock (take out a big red lock) to keep our straight tree firmly.

Naoki: Wow, you have such a big lock. No wonder your luggage is overweight. I can't stand you.

Qin Xiang: Oh, this is insurance.

2 1.

In the video, Naoki's head is too big to bring the necklace in.

Dad Qin Xiang: Don't hurt my son. This is my grandson's father.

22.

Pat the wedding dress

Photographer: Well, if my husband doesn't cooperate like this, it will be difficult to take good photos. You two look so heartless.

Qin Xiang: Hey, who's your husband? He is my husband, not yours.

Photographer: OK ... Mr. and Mrs. Jiang, can you pretend to love each other?

Qin Xiang: What are you pretending to be? We are in love. (To Naoki) Right?

23.

When Naoki and Qin Xiang fly,

Qin Xiang: Isn't there a free movie on the plane, or do you want to watch a DVD? I was ready for this. I have my own DVD, our wedding record special, and I have everything you want to see.

Naoki: That's a horror movie. Put it in a nonflammable trash can.

Qin Xiang: How could you do that? This is the most precious gift for every couple.

Naoki: Hey ...

24.

On the return flight

Qin Xiang: Coffee? tee？ Or me.

……

25.

Qin Xiang asked Yu Shu what kind of girl she liked for her beauty.

Qin Xiang: (excitedly) Do you like girls with long hair or girls with short hair?

Yushu: (very calm) No hair.

Qin Xiang: No, girls without hair are not easy to find. (Sweat to death

26.

Finding Yushu is beautiful.

So beautiful: I call it beautiful because my mother wants me to be beautiful in the future.

My brother is so tall because my mother hopes that he will not grow tall in the future.

My sister is smart because my mother wants her to be smart.

My brother is wild because ...

Yushu: OK, OK. Don't tell me your family tree.

27.

Naoki teaches Qin Xiang his homework.

Qin Xiang: What's on your mind?

Naoki: Something obviously different from you.

Naoki: Are you ready? You can write half ... What are you doing? Where is the formula?

Qin Xiang: Formula? What formula?

Naoki: What do you do in class? What's on your mind?

Qin Xiang: Obviously not like you!

28.

Christmas Eve

Naoki: I called home. Why did you get it at KTV?

Qin Xiang: Because. ...

Naoki: Remember to take your mobile phone home after singing.

29.

hospital

Ah Kin: You are the bad brother of Bad Naoki.

Yushu: You are Qin Xiang's stupid classmate.

30.

Yu Zi went to Naoki's home.

Naoki's father: Hello, welcome. I'm Jiang Zhishu's father. My surname is Jiang.

Qin Xiang's father: Hello, welcome. I am Yuan's father. My surname is Jiang.

3 1.

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Ah Kin: Jiang Zhishu, what's your attitude towards this? Who do you think made Qin Xiang like this?

Naoki: It was destroyed by the second earthquake.

Ah kin: That's not what I'm talking about! If you hadn't hurt Qin Xiang, Qin Xiang wouldn't be like this!

Naoki: I didn't call the earthquake

32.

Naoki bedroom

Yushu: Brother, why did Lin Daiyu bury flowers?

Naoki: Because she is bored?

Yushu: Then why does Jia Baoyu like boring people?

Naoki: Don't ask me such a boring question.

Qin Xiang laisong snack

Yushu: Why did Lin Daiyu bury flowers?

Qin Xiang: Who is it? Your girlfriend? Don't like others because Yang Yun doesn't like you!

Yushu: You don't even read books!

Qin Xiang: Books? What book?

34.

Christine is back.

Kim: So ... So are you hungry? I'll make you something to eat.

Dad Qin Xiang: Then, let's eat onions.

Ah Kin: Master, what are you talking about?

Qin Xiang's dad: Or dry white shredded radish? Isn't this your specialty?

Ah kin: Oh, there will still be food.

35.

Qin Xiang took Christine to the Happiness Pavilion for the first time.

Qin Xiang's dad: Are you a student?

Christine: Yes, I'm a student.

Dad: My name is ... er ... Yuan Youcai, er ... You can say ... say ... name ... Shuai Cai.

Christine: OK.

Dad: ぁりがとぅ, handsome is the only one (thank you). Um ... my ... his father.

Christine: His father!

Qin Xiang: OK, Dad, we are all hungry.

Dad Qin Xiang: Hungry. Oh, oh, enjoy yourself. Sit here.

36.

Qin Xiang wore a nurse's uniform and went to Mazu to see the straight tree.

Qin Xiang: Crying and shouting, Naoki, where are you?

Naoki: I'm doing it.

Qin Xiang: 5555555, you are dead!

Naoki: I'm above your head.

Qin Xiang: Where is it?

Naoki: On the roof.

37.

Arnold said to Qin Xiang, I won't die of other accidents except heart disease, will I?

And that pretty talented battle plan. I have to hold Qin Xiang's hand during the operation because I am afraid that I will die if the operation fails ~

38.

I'm at the end of my rope.

Once upon a time there was a very rich donkey.

I am poor because I have no skills.

39.

Yu Zi; Okay, okay, give me a minute ... to solve it. ....

Didn't I tell you not to come? A big man often asks for leave. If I were the boss, I would definitely fire you! ! ! !

Old Qian Hao; Oh, today is not your big day,,, so I came to accompany you ... Ah, I found a delicious restaurant. How about a big meal ~ ~ ~

Yu Zi; Don't pull,,,

Old Qian Hao; Let's go, that restaurant.

I found it super delicious.

Yu Zi; I don't want to pull a modest senior; The steak is great.

Yu Zi; I've gained weight and don't want to eat any more.

Old Qian Hao; No fatter than me ... Let's go.

40.

Qin Xiang pointed to Yu Shu's photo and said. ...

Qin Xiang: How time flies. Watching you change from a smelly primary school student to a smelly junior high school student, and now you are going to high school again. ..

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1.

And the part before Qin Xiang dated Naoki.

Qin Xiang: Then we will go boating in Bitan.

Naoki: That's where my nightmare began.

Qin Xiang: Yes, that's it.

2.

When Akin wanted to propose to Christine,

See that (something that uses wind power to generate electricity)

Christine: What's that? So high.

Ah kin: Yes, it's very high. It's called an electric fan, so I like to come here in summer (pay attention to Ah Kin's expression, which is very serious).

3.

Qin Xiang fainted in gross anatomy class.

Ouyang Gan didn't even look at her and said, Hey, don't sleep here.

4.

After Naoki and Qin Xiang made up, he personally went into battle to let Qin Xiang practice blood drawing.

The next day,

Chuanjin: Hey, what happened to your hand?

Naoki: Nothing. I was bitten by a ghost. . . . .

5.

Zhiyi went to the kitchen happily with two fish in his arms: "How fat."

Uncle Cai was a little surprised. "Girls seldom kill fish like this nowadays." Mother Jiang said, "Her attitude is very exciting."

It should be dry and say to the people around us, "Our wisdom instrument will be very excited when it sees dead things."

6.

Yu Shu: "A gentle and pure intellectual instrument, like an angel, is reluctant to kill a mosquito."

Dry: "Forget it, sometimes ignorance is bliss."

7.

Merediz: What's that?

Arkin: Ah.

Melanie: It's so high. What is this?

Kim: It's really high, er, it's, er, an electric fan! Yes, I like coming here in summer.

Merediz: This is ... Why is it so high?

Ah Kin: Huh? It's so high, is it? I didn't expect it to be so high before. It has grown taller.

Meredith: Growing up.

Ah kin: Yes, grow tall and grow up.

George meredith: Wow, you know each other well.

8.

The evil XQ in 1 threatened ZS with photos to help him with tutoring.

Qin Xiang: The horoscope says that Libra has a noble person this month.

Naoki: Does your horoscope say that we Scorpio made villains this month?

9.

Cai: Don't make strange things for Yushu. Qin Xiang: Dad, you must believe that cooking is a gift for us women. Cai: (stunned for a moment) I don't believe it when I see you.

10.

King Kay Thailand always draws lots to practice with Qin Xiang, and then Cailletet runs and says.

Rev: You are Satan's right-hand man. ...

Inject Angang once, and after the failure, you can imagine.

Dry said to Kaitai: Kaitai, what are you doing! ! Come and help me scold Qin Xiang! ! ! !

1 1.

Naoki accompanied Qin Xiang to his hometown to visit the grave and got off. After being warmly welcomed by his uncle, Naoki prepared a car for Naoki. Naoki said to Qin Xiang in the car, "I really want to preview the last stage of my life." Qin Xiang was puzzled .. Naoki looked around the car and said, "This car is a very special life experience."

12.

Naoki went to Mazu, and Qin Xiang was in a trance when eating at home. She stared at her if she wanted to tree.

Qin Xiang: "Yes, this is the dead fish eye!" " "

13.

Qin Xiang: Sorry, hello to the shipyard! Naoki is back.

Chuanjin: Chuanjin, Zhou Chuanjin! Haven't you heard my name? Or are you really stupid enough to remember a name?

Qin Xiang: Hello! Zhao Chuanjin, don't go so far. Tell me where Naoki is!

Incoming: it's Zhou!

14.

1. On the first day of college, I put on the pink suit prepared by Jiang's mother and her mother and went downstairs to have breakfast.

Yushu: "This looks like an elevator lady in a department store."

Yushu: "(holding a newspaper and smiling) Welcome. What floor is it? "

Naoki: "Children's World on the 12th floor, please ..."

15.

Yushu: Brother ... What did you just eat?

Naoki: potatoes ...

Yushu: What, is that a sound?

Naoki: Raw. ...

16.

Zhang Wuren: "Boss, how much is it?"

Ah Kin: "Five thousand dollars ..."

Zhang Wuren: "You are crazy, 5,000!"

Ah Kin: "Whether you are Wang Wuren or Li Wuren ..."

Zhang Wuren: "I'm Zhang Wuren ..."

Ah kin: "I want more peanuts!" " ! ! "

17.

Naoki: Don't giggle like a fool when eating, it will affect your appetite. ...

Qin Xiang: It won't affect my appetite. All the food you cook is delicious. I will eat it all!

Naoki: I mean, it affects appetite ~ ...

18.

And the last paragraph is said to be the free play of two people, super warm+sweet+funny.

Naoki: "Hello, who are you?"

Qin Xiang: "I am." He said that he had not stood firm and sat on the bench.

Naoki: "Why are you wearing this?"

Qin Xiang: "I'm dressed like this ... I have an appointment with Liu Nong and Chun Mei to fight Tai Ji Chuan." And then prepare to escape.

Naoki: "Hey ... what are you doing, Tai Ji Chuan? Is it so late now? " Run and hug Qin Xiang.

Qin Xiang: "It's just late, you don't know, the air is good at night!" " And we invited a very powerful Shandong teacher, who also said that wearing black at night can best absorb the essence of the sun and the moon ... this is super powerful. You see, you saw it first ... "That's interesting.

Naoki: "But where did you rent this dress?"

Qin Xiang: "Mom lent it to me ... Please look outside ... really full moon ..." Then I tried to escape.

Naoki: "Mom …" Incredible expression.

Naoki: "Where are you going? You said. " Hold on.

Qin Xiang: "Of course, practicing Tai Ji Chuan is going to the park. At first ... I'm going to be late, so the teacher will scold me. I will come back to see you after practicing sixty-four ... "

Naoki: "Where the hell are you going?" I hug and hug my wife.

Qin Xiang: "It's ugly ... I will ..." I think Qin Xiang is a little funny here.

Naoki: "Where are you going? You say ... "Hold on.

Qin Xiang: "I said to practice Tai Ji Chuan, and I will bring you a midnight snack." Break free from the straight tree and escape successfully!

Naoki: "Yuan Qin Xiang ..." Naoki was helpless. ...

19.

I only remember Qin Xiang giggling.

Yu Shu said with a smile, Your face will split in two. ...

20. When Naoki helped Qin Xiang with his lessons.

Naoki: What can't you do?

Qin Xiang: Hmm. . .

Naoki: Forget it. What would you do?