The wedding was replaced by a humorous host by parents.

Rename my parents and thank them for their kindness. Do you know which weddings are replaced by parents' humorous hosts? Below, I have compiled a few wedding speeches for you, hoping to help you.

The wedding was changed into a humorous speech by parents.

Thank your parents for their birth: bow your head and thank your parents for their parenting; Second, I wish both parents a long and healthy life. Bow three times, offer tea to your parents and change your mind.

Please say a few words to our new couple and guests.

The following two newlyweds respect each other for the rest of their lives, bowing with one heart, two bows and three bows. (Applause)

Next, the two couples will give each other wedding tokens and have a wedding banquet.

Friends, this purple grape wine party wishes them a happy life in the future. )

The guests asked us to bless them again. )

1, it is often said that poverty inherits the wind, when it is cold, parents are sunshine, when it grows up, parents are soil, when it trudges, parents are clear springs, when it is happy, parents are the ocean, when spring is full of flowers, it is a good day to sow, when autumn is fruitful, it is a good season to harvest, when couples tie the knot, it is the time for 300 halls to know how to repay. (Interactive) Let the bride call our hi-grandma and hi-grandpa in two different flavors at the scene. What do you say (interactive atmosphere ~ ~ ~) (after changing your mouth)? In order to hear their father's sweet voice, the two old people don't know how many days they waited and looked forward to it. Today, you are married, they are old, your business is finished, and their hearts are broken, but they. Because in their hearts, there is a wish that you live well. I think you must have a lot to say to your parents at this moment. In fact, you don't have to say anything, you just need to give them a warm hug forever! Hugging parents begins (musical climax)

2. Only when the groom's parents came to power did they change their mouth: the daughter is good, the daughter is close, and the daughter is the intimate little cotton-padded jacket of the parents. Now the bride has an amiable and good father and a kind-hearted and good mother. Today, the happiest parents in the world have a good daughter and friends. Let's bless them together! Let the father-in-law give the son-in-law a red envelope: Dear Mom, my husband has just settled down, please give him some living expenses. Dear dad, my family has just started, please give him more support.

3. Bring a red envelope when you make a confession. Moderator's words: sweet is called mom, joy is called dad, mom is called sweet, and mom gives money; Dad's name is very good. Dad will wrap a big red envelope to see. How many? Wow, ten thousand (one thousand), ah zero one, which means that this daughter-in-law (son-in-law) is one in ten thousand!

The wedding was renamed as parents' humor.

1, open:

Distinguished guests, friends at the scene, ladies and gentlemen, good morning! Today is the * * * day of * * A.D., and we are * * * together to celebrate the wedding ceremony of Mr. and Miss * *. I am the host. First of all, on behalf of the bride and groom and their parents, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and warm welcome to everyone! Welcome everyone!

2, the provisions of the site:

Friends, first of all, let's discuss a topic together. This topic is love. Many people already have love in their lives, and more people are still pursuing it. On the road of pursuing love, some people say that love is vigorous, others say that love is daily necessities, and the ultimate destination of love is marriage, just like the stroke of the word marriage, and marriage is 65438. Marriage will last forever, and marriage is also a long process of growth. In this process, it needs two people to keep running in and operating, and also needs the support and blessing of friends around. Today, we will witness a beautiful love together. Now let's applaud the groom today. Let's welcome the groom, Guo Xiaochen!

3. Admission of the groom:

With long-term expectations and feelings, the groom came to our scene with a handful of flowers in his hand. Dear friends, cheer for him with applause again!

4. Bride admission:

Please welcome the bride. Today's bride will be the happiest woman in the world, because today, she will fulfill a woman's greatest dream, that is, to marry the man she loves deeply.

5, meet:

Groom, the woman you love is just ahead, please bring all your heart to see her!

6. Transfer:

Groom, please bow deeply to the bride's father first. You should thank him for cultivating the most suitable woman in the world for you. Please stretch out your right hand to hold up her happiness all her life. Great father, if you are willing to believe that this young man can take care of your woman for life, please give him your daughter's hand; Dear friends, if you can understand a father's mood at this moment, please welcome his father to the table with applause!

Propose marriage and swear love:

Groom, the woman you love is standing in front of you. Does this scene appear in your dream many times at this moment? Have you told yourself countless times that you want to give this woman happiness? If so, propose to her today, now, in the witness of everyone! Beautiful bride, if you are willing to accept him, please take the flowers in his hand and help him to come to your side to accept all the witnesses.

7.* * * Admission together:

Friends, at this moment, the bride and groom have stood at the starting point of happiness. We welcome the bride and groom with applause, which is not as good as the wedding hall. From acquaintance to love, today they finally came together and chose to stay together.

8. Commitment:

Bride and groom, you should remember that the wedding is a kind of naming, and it will always be named in the sky. You can't pretend to be husband and wife without the determination to love each other for life. Once you get married, you can't hurt each other easily. Now, please stand face to face, hold each other's hands and look into each other's eyes. Whenever you look into each other's eyes quietly, it seems that you can hear the sound of flowers, and only flowers bloom all over the world in your heart. At this moment, all the beautiful promises can be integrated into your life.

Groom, you should remember that the bride is the most beautiful life gift given by God. As her husband, you should promise to love her forever, love her, encourage her and protect her. No matter whether she is healthy, sick, poor or rich in the future, you should hold her hand tightly and spend every day, every moment and every second with her like today.

No matter whether time will take away her young face or not, no matter whether the years give you challenges or pressures, you should remember the promise you made to her today and hold up a world for her with a man's shoulder. Do you want to ask the groom? Bride, the man standing in front of you from today will be your husband.

In the future, he will take you through every day of your life, accompany you when you are lost, protect you when you are afraid of being sad, and take you through every day of your life. And you, as his wife, must promise to understand him and support him forever. No matter whether he is healthy or sick, poor or rich in the future, you should hold her hand tightly and create you with him like today. Groom, open your arms and embrace the lover in your life!

9. Token:

A beautiful love can't be separated from a beautiful token. Please ask the bridesmaid to give you token of love, two small rings. Please take it off and put it on the ring finger of your left hand for the other person. (while wearing): Bring a lifetime commitment and a lifetime blessing. From today, your ring finger will no longer be anonymous, because from today, it will be injected with a new term, that is eternity.

10, kissing:

Groom, please kiss her left hand first. Kissing her left hand represents your past good love history. Now please kiss her right hand. After the kiss, her right hand represents the life to be created together in the future. Now please hug and kiss your beloved wife with open arms! I declare that Mr. and Mrs. Wang are destined for this life on.

Marriage certificate:

Today, you are married, and friends have sent you blessings in various ways, so now we want to invite a guest representative: (you can introduce your professional title and name,) let's listen!

1 1, candlestick:

Please move the bride and groom to the candlelight platform and light up the beginning of a new life with both hands! Beautiful candlelight is lit one by one, and the candlelight of love illuminates others and oneself. Let's applaud and wish their lives as bright and prosperous as this candlelight!

12, Thanksgiving Day stipulates:

Please face the candlelight, put your hands together and make your first wish in this life. I believe this wish will always be for parents, because the hard work of parents is the most inseparable part of your growth. From your first birth, you cried across the sky, your mother struggled in pain, and your father shed tears of happiness. Remember their joy when you won the first prize at school and came home? Remember the first time you went abroad for your dream, and they were reluctant to part with you when you left home?

Remember the happy smile on their faces when you first bought them a gift with your salary? Perhaps the years are ruthless, taking away their young faces and whitening their temples, but the years are also affectionate.

Because today their children have finally grown up and are bathed in happiness at the moment, which makes all their efforts turn into two words at the moment, which is worth it! The bride and groom hold hands with love, go to their parents and send you a grateful gift! Bow to thank parents for their fertility, bow to thank parents for their upbringing, and bow to wish parents always healthy and safe!

13, change tea:

As the saying goes, a cup of green tea is filial, and we will always honor you. Ask the bridesmaids to offer thanksgiving tea. Please ask the groom to offer tea to her parents-in-law first, and ask the bride to offer tea to her parents-in-law first.

We in China express our love in a subtle way. Maybe you haven't felt your parents' hug for a long time, so give your parents a hug now!

14, parents' representatives speak:

Go back to the center of the stage with loving hands. I believe your parents will have a lot to say to you today, so now please invite the parents of the couple to speak on the stage.

Champagne tower:

Please invite a couple to come to the pagoda of a new life hand in hand with love and water the beginning of a new life with both hands; Champagne tower flows from the first cup to each cup, to their hearts and to their later lives. I also wish your future life as long as this tower!

Toast:

Pick up your glass and come to the center of the stage. I said, happy wedding. Let's bless them together: Happy wedding, cheers!

15, new statement:

Well, I believe the groom will have a lot to say today, so let's invite the groom to give his acceptance speech.

16, holding flowers:

We can see the bride holding a bunch of very beautiful flowers in her hand. It is said that this bunch of flowers has magic power and is a symbol of happiness. If a single friend can receive this bouquet of flowers, he will be the next person to step into the wedding. Today, our beautiful bride will also convey this blessing. How can I pass this happiness on to the bride? (You can throw, send and take the ribbon) The friend who received the flowers did not leave, so he went to the stage to send blessings to the two newcomers.

17, Li Cheng:

What is short is today's wedding, and what is long is their life. Ordinary may be their life, but gorgeous is their love. Today, under the witness of everyone, a couple has taken the first step in a new life, and they still have a lot to go in the future.

The road ahead is also inseparable from everyone present, your support, understanding, concern and blessing. Now I declare the wedding of the bride and groom over! Now we once again welcome the bride and groom to set sail and start their new life with blessing applause!

18, exit:

In the storm, I will enjoy it with you and fly in the clouds and fog. On behalf of the company, the host wishes all my friends good health and a happy meal. Thank you! thank you

The wedding was renamed as parents' humor.

Dear guests and villagers,

Good Morning, everyone!

The sun is shining, the songs are flying, the laughter and the sky are auspicious. On this beautiful day, we welcome a happy couple, Mr. and Ms., first of all, let us send our best wishes to them. Let's clap.

Today is a day in a year, a day in the lunar calendar, and an auspicious day in a month. A happy marriage is today. Let's clap warmly again. Today is an auspicious day for marriage, a good day, and an auspicious and festive day.

Let's express our blessing to a couple again: I wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years! It's 8 o'clock in Beijing time, and the auspicious moment has arrived. Now I solemnly declare that the wedding celebration of the bride and groom officially begins!

Newcomers come on stage to play music!

This is really a talented person with a beautiful woman, a weaver girl with a cowherd, a full moon and a round person, forever! Next, worship heaven and earth first.

Bow your head, concentrate on heaven. Your love shines with the sun and the moon.

Two bows, the best of both worlds, with the earth as evidence, your feelings are like a rushing river.

Three bows, happiness, the will of the people, your life is booming.

As the saying goes, water has activity and trees have roots. Children don't forget to raise their children, they will complete their lifelong career, but they will forget their parents and devote themselves wholeheartedly. The bride and groom are married now, and they really want to thank their parents for their kindness.

Next, the second item is to worship Gaotang, and ask parents to sit down.

A bow, nurturing grace, lifelong reward.

Bow again, honor your parents, and serve rice and tea.

Three bows, happy new home, don't forget my parents.

* * * * * (red envelope episode) changed to call mom and dad, and I have money to spend in my life. Parents call it well and red envelopes are indispensable.

Bride: Dad.

Moderator: Grandpa Xi, is your daughter-in-law sweet?

Xi Gong Gong: Sweet!

Moderator: Pay the money.

Moderator: Grandpa Xi, is your daughter-in-law good?

Grandpa Xi: Great!

Moderator: Take out the money!

Bride: Mom!

Moderator: Hi Grandma, does your daughter-in-law call her a kiss?

Xi Popo: Dear!

Moderator: Give out bonuses!

Moderator: Hi Grandma, is your daughter-in-law satisfied?

Xi Popo: Satisfied!

Moderator: Take RMB!

Ok, next is the worship of the third couple. Two couples are standing face to face. The husband and wife have a small request when they worship us, that is, when they worship, their hair ends should meet. It's called a hundred years of husband and wife. Farewell, the tips of the noses should touch each other, which is called the fate of breathing together; I came into contact with one worship after another. Where should these three worshippers touch? Does the groom know? (Turn off the microphone so that the guests can't hear what the groom says) What? Kissing? The groom is still in a hurry. Actually, Sanbai is not a kiss, it's face to face. This is called a happy life forever.

A bow, mutual respect, mutual love and mutual understanding, early birth of your son.

Bow again, husband and wife love each other, grow old together and share happiness.

Bow three times, always be United, love each other and be happy for thousands of years.

Dear guests, friends, the wedding is over, the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, please take your seats in the living room, and the wedding reception will begin immediately. Please enjoy yourself. I wish you a happy meal and send you a pair of couplets.

The first part is: eat, eat all the delicious food in the world, and pay attention to your stomach.

The bottom line is: drink, drink the best wine in the world, and don't get drunk.

Horizontal approval is: eat well! Have a good drink!

Finally, I wish you prosperity every year, all the best in the four seasons, all your wishes come true every month, and always smile every day!

How's it going? I feel very warm after watching the imaginary scene!

At the beginning of the wedding, parents, witnesses and judges all sat in front of the stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and aunts, three boys and four girls:

Let's not make any noise. The wedding in my hometown is about to begin. Oh, let me be the host today. I'm a telephone pole with a chicken feather? The duster is too big. Why does the bride and groom have to ask me to be the host? The other day, when discussing who is the most suitable wedding host, the bride-to-be said to me, "You look safe, and you won't distract the groom at the wedding, let alone pose a threat to my beautiful image." You are the master, I rest assured! Then, the groom-to-be said to me, "You are very modest. When the bride stands on the stage with you, all the guests will praise me for my vision. I am very satisfied that you are the host! "Well, in front of me, I played a little joke about the wedding. We just want to make it lively, not talk too much. Everyone said, is this good? If you don't mind, please cooperate carefully when I preside over the wedding. Thank you! Fate!

Okay, let's get down to business.

Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, friends,

Good Morning, everyone! Today is September 15, 2008, the 16th day of the eighth lunar month. Today is a good day for * * * and * *, because they are getting married today. First of all, on behalf of the bride and groom and their parents, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and warm welcome to all the guests and friends! At the same time, on behalf of all the guests, I would like to express my blessing to a couple: I wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years! Friends, Yuanyang fly with me, let a hundred flowers blossom. A couple has gone through a long process from acquaintance to acquaintance, from acquaintance to love, and from love to love. Today, they walked into the wedding hall hand in hand, which can be said to be the result of their sincere love and sincere opposition. At * * Beijing time, the auspicious moment has arrived. Now I solemnly declare that the wedding of the bride and groom officially begins! (salute, play music! Let's welcome two newcomers into the stadium with warm applause (music).

Ok, now two couples have stood in front of the stage. Now we are sitting in front of the stage with the host, the bride's family representative, the introducer and the witness. Let me introduce you to two new people. This slim and beautiful MM is today's bride, Miss * *, and this handsome and strong guy standing next to the bride is the biggest official here today? Mr. groom, I'm sure everyone present will feel the same way. When they are together, it is really: talented people match beautiful women, and beautiful women match handsome men. I interviewed the couple live: Excuse me, groom, how long have you known each other? (two years). Ask the bride again, how long have you been in love? (two years). When two people meet, there is a spark of love. After a period of getting along, they laid a deep emotional foundation. I can ask the groom again: Would you like to marry the lady next to you as your wife? (willing). Please give me a little applause, once again! Is it always poor or always rich? (forever). Excuse me, bride: Would you like to marry this gentleman beside you as your husband? (willing). Rich or poor, forever? (forever). At this point, I really forgot to ask: Did the bride and groom get the marriage certificate? (received). Then I'm relieved. It seems that although you are young, you are very law-abiding! Ladies and gentlemen, please note that you should register before giving birth. Legal marriage is protected, and small life is more auspicious.

Since both of them are willing, please invite the witness to solemnly marry the couple on behalf of the government! Ask the witness to say a few words of blessing! )

Thanks to the efforts of the witness, I have a marriage certificate now and will send it to you soon. Who has the final say in the future life depends on their performance. Marriage certificate, run by the government, whoever grabs it first cooks. Marriage certificate is an important proof that the marriage of husband and wife is protected by law. Please take care of it. From now on, you can start business in a dormitory and a couple's shop, and you can work with certificates and operate according to certificates. Friends, what are you waiting for if you don't applaud?

Without buttonwood trees, golden phoenix can't be attracted. Even pulling and pinching depends on the matchmaker. The matchmaker said, warm-hearted, when she met the girl, she took aim. When she met the young man, she thought, she has an appointment, especially for others to pull. When it comes to pranks, it's just pranks. Big girls and big boys are relatively compact and embarrassed to talk. It's all up to the matchmaker, just a few words, high quality and high efficiency. If there is no object, find her quickly and don't let her go in the middle of the night, okay? This is trouble! This is the introducer of our two newcomers today. Please say a few words. Ok, thank you!

Friends, we are gathered here today. At this beautiful moment, let's invite the host, the groom's father, to give a welcome speech to all the relatives and friends who have come to congratulate us and the distinguished family! Please give up!

Please say a few words on behalf of your mother's family.

Water has roots, and it is hard to raise children. Fulfilling a child's lifelong career is all the efforts of parents. Today, we finally got a wife. Ask his mother: How many years have you been looking forward to getting a wife? I have been looking forward to it for years. ) How many years have you been looking forward to getting a wife? (Looking forward to it for more than 20 years) Then why don't you get married? (My mother wouldn't let him) He was still drawing a map at that time. He finally got a wife today. Next, two new people came to their parents and changed their names to their parents. First, the bride changes her mouth first. Let me ask you, do you call dad or mom first (mom first)? Why did you call mom first? Mom has money. Then call mom first (hey? )。 Look at this. This mother-in-law has a flower on her head. She is very particular about bringing flowers: a girl on the left and a boy on the right. Look how smart our bride is. I didn't tell her, so she took the flowers between her mother-in-law's head. Let's give them a big hand and wish them a pair of twins next year. Well, being a * family is not to marry a daughter-in-law, but to have one more daughter, a good daughter-in-law in a thousand! Here, I also wish your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law harmony and the young couple a rich life.

Well, then call dad. (Dad), (Huh? ), this parent calls well, and the red envelope is definitely small. Take out the red envelope, old woman. Gee, this red envelope is really big (ah, 1000). Next, the groom changed his name to mom and dad. The host tells you that from today on, you young couple don't have to do anything. You go there to call your parents on Saturday and call your parents here on Sunday. You earn a lot of money in a week. How appropriate this business is. Come on, don't just be happy, bring a bow. Say thank you, parents.

My friends, I think the bride and groom should bow and thank all the distinguished guests for their sincere wishes on this auspicious day and their parents for their parenting for more than 20 years. First of all, I bow to my dear introducer and witness three times: one bow, thank you; Second, thank you again; Three bows, ignoring you. I don't need you after I get married. I'm just kidding. Don't let newcomers into the bridal chamber, the benefactor will smash the wall. Why don't you come and see something for two or three dollars during the Spring Festival? Just kidding, too.

Parents all over the world, they all look forward to their children's success and their daughters' success; If father is a lamp in our life, then our kind mother is a mother full of sunshine, abundant rain and fertile land. Bride and groom, I think no matter how far you go, don't forget our parents! Come on, stand in front of both parents: bow down and thank your parents for their upbringing; Second, bow, thank you for raising an adult; Three bows, always honor the elderly!

Next, the bride and groom will bow deeply to all our guests, relatives and friends. Thank you for your concern and your coming!

Next, please stand face to face with the bride and groom, and the husband and wife will worship each other. Come, listen to my password, husband and wife bow to each other, respect each other, love each other and understand each other; Second, bow down and work and study together; Three bows, love does not compete! I asked the groom, do you know what the standard of a good man is? (Answer or no answer), I'll tell you, and the guests have listened carefully. As a good man, you should love your wife, love your wife. To be a good man, you should follow three virtues: remember your wife's birthday, remember your parents' birthday, remember today's wedding anniversary, and be willing to spend money for your wife. Is it okay? (yes). What's a three-follower? You should obey your wife's orders, your wife's arrangements, and your wife should be a follower when shopping. Can you do it? (yes). Well, then give a deep hug. Hugging can prevent colds. Qianshan has been in love. How about some applause? Revolutionary work is the overall situation, so we should give more support if we don't delay it. Laundry, shopping and cooking, and doing housework together; Husband and wife respect and love each other. If you marry a daughter-in-law, don't forget your mother. The old canteen can't be eaten for free. Respecting the old and loving the young is a virtue, and husband and wife get along well for a hundred years.

Please welcome the bride and groom to exchange tokens of love, a bunch of flowers, a thing, bit by bit from the heart, the vows are not strong, love needs to be cared for day by day!

Now, please propose a toast to the bride and groom, which symbolizes their eternal sweetness, kindness and love, as well as their eternal love. Do you want to finish it? No, let's each take a sip, because it's called "young couple"!

To tell the truth, finding a satisfactory partner is our greatest wish in life. Now, the newlyweds finally got their wish and realized their dream. At this moment, their mood, a word from Song Dandan? Their mood is mutual excitement ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~. Today, I invite you to share their happiness and happiness. I hope you can have fun and have a good time together.

Here, I am entrusted by the host to thank the cameraman, photographer, driver friends and all the staff who provide services for today's wedding celebration. You have worked hard! Thank you!

I also want to thank all of you here for your support and encouragement in holding this celebration. Thank you!

Friends, the host specially prepared delicious food and wine to thank you for coming. I hope everyone will raise the golden cup and drink heartily, and don't go back until you are drunk! Here, I wish all of you here the future life: farming and doing business; Work can, mahjong will win; I traveled all over the country in open cities, and went to Beijing after I finished my farm work! I wish you good food, good housing, good sleep, good work, good study for your children, good health for the elderly, good business for your friends and good life for both husband and wife!

Now I declare the wedding of Mr. * * and Miss \ * * to be over! The feast officially begins! Thank you! Let's share the sweet candy together!

The wedding was renamed as parents' humorous host.

1. The wedding was changed into a humorous host.

2. Change wedding humor to host words

3. The wedding has a funny host.

4. Marriage worships parents and changes the host words.

5. Change the wedding to a simple host of parents.