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500 words of that year in a hurry

Although I have been baptized by Xiao Bai's Life, I am still full of expectations for that year in a hurry.

After all, Eddie Peng Yuyan Swift is handsome, Ceng Xiaoxian is cheap, and Nini's performance in Waiting for the Wind is also unsatisfactory. Ryan is an acting school.

What's more, the original plot is good-looking, and the remake of the TV series of the same name is also good-looking. It is also very difficult to make this movie ugly.

However, Xiao Bai did it!

In the film, Chen Xun gave up 13 for Fangfen's college entrance examination, and hit the audience who had seen the original TV series in the face, which was rude and direct.

Then let people who have a little common sense of watching movies guess that the girl with short hair who killed Matt has something to do with Fang Fen, and put her mobile phone in front of Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan. Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan has a good temper, too. If she were my temper, she would immediately grab the beer bottle next to her and smash it.

Unexpectedly, the beer bottle really appeared. It didn't hit Miss Huang Diaosi, but it blocked Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan's little brother. Next to the woman who killed Matt, she was wiping her hair afterwards! Presumably, at this moment, a group of Eddie Peng Yuyan Rosa fans have been heartbroken. Why would this kill Matt? Then why did you slap her short yellow hair? Director, come here. I promise I won't kill you!

And when Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan mentioned Hong Nene, the yellow diaosi girl whispered that I can't have anything to do with you, was she wearing a 2000-yuan necklace? Xiaobai's eyes are also poisonous.

The next Ryan has the spectrum of "I made a fortune", driving a Volkswagen, dare to match the implant?

In addition, I would like to ask, why can't the yellow diaosi woman even hold the camera stably, so she is called the wedding photographer and took such a scene by mistake. Since it is wedding photography, what the hell is it that you don't shoot the bride and groom but are obsessed with Chen?

Ok, at this time, the director cut back to the student days, and the double-line cross narrative, Xiaobai is great!

Because Fang Fen is a stubborn girl who doesn't talk, Chen Xun likes him and Qiao Ran likes her without any preparation. Suddenly, the audience began to wonder if this was a reproductive impulse. If not, then the most likely thing is to look at the face. Otherwise, Wang was also a stubborn girl who could take the subway, but she didn't like it.

Speaking of looking at the face, the camera brother's lens really coincides with Xiao Bai's vision of casting. According to Nini in "I want to be with you", even the light makeup looks good, but Nini in this film, the camera brother must have been entangled in whether Nini's eyes are bags under the eyes or lying silkworms, so he ignored all kinds of close-ups, making a good girl ugly, and even making people think that the TV version of anethole is beautiful. Brother camera is great!

Then there is the director's simple and rude personal explanation. You see, I have read the original, so I know that Chen Xun wrote "Fangfen likes Chen Xun" on the blackboard, and the little bitches don't praise me for being smart!

Xiaobai personally proved a truth: whether it is painting or film, it is very important to leave blank space! Too much is too late.

Followed by the trailer: Chen walked to the campus together without even looking at it, and then wrote a copy: At that time, we didn't say love, we just said like it, because at that time we thought like it was forever. The hidden part is completely different from the style of the whole movie, which confirms a truth: the trailer of domestic films is often much more exciting than the main film!

Then, the high school campus romance was discovered. The classic joke that the teacher called the parents, which was considered essential, was gone. Instead, Fang Fen's father said nothing. What is even more surprising is that my father never said a word in the film from beginning to end, even if he said "Zhi ~" to Chen Xun.

Finally, Xiaobai put the classic passage of the teacher calling parents into the university. Jing Li's appearance is obviously soy sauce, but it is normal.

In contrast, Liao Fan's soy sauce is more nervous. Liao Fan and a girl who looks like Kwai Lun Mei pass through the underground passage and see Chen Xun and Tian Zhen talking about guitars. The expression was still awesome the first time, and then it disappeared. Suddenly, she came back, jumped with them, and then disappeared. Come to think of it, Xiaobai's setting in this part is really scary. What if they didn't leave because they wanted to dance with Chen Xuntian Zhen? Originally, people just wanted to walk quietly through the underground passage, but you lit it and they had to jump with high. Why do they hate you? Why are we dancing together? Still laughing after the jump!

Speaking of Tian Zhen, I have to say that Xiaobai's casting vision is diabolical. Such a special actor is not easy to be found by Xiao Bai.

At first, when she begged Chen Xun to teach her to sing, I doubted whether her prototype was Tian Zhen, and finally realized her musical dream. As a result, her head exploded and merged into an explosive head. After hitting Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan, she disappeared, which was really embarrassing. She must be Tian Zhen, right? Why else would Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan abandon Nini and stay with her? Do you like her deep voice or her hair? If these are not, then it should be that she looks like a big sister of music and has a musical dream rooted in her heart. Otherwise, you are blind in Yuyan, Eddie Peng Yuyan? Director!

The scene of Chen Xun and Fang Fen skating has been repeated many times. It must be that the director really has no material to gather together:

Anise wine shouted for the first time that Chen Xun wanted to break up with us, so Chen Xun was happy: "Wow, we are together!" " "So he rolled over and rode on the boy, took a male posture and began to giggle, beat the time and bang. . . With the "clang" of the power train, my passion surged.

For the second time, Lin Jiamo recalled Ceng Xiaoxian's humble appearance and the lonely duck, which may be the only highlight of this film.

However, the subsequent SK's call for love and the rally to express love loudly made people's good feelings for the TV series version of Lin Jiamo disappear. When Lin Jiamo lost all SK to the boss, when Lin Jiamo suffered Ceng Xiaoxian's bitterness again, it was far less bitter and cruel than Ryan's interpretation. If the spare tire can't be done quietly, can it still be a qualified spare tire?

I don't understand why the director can be so heartless about Ryan and Lin Jiamo. Even more heartless, Ryan finally got such a fiancee. What did he complain to you, chief? !

What I don't understand is Qiao Ran's depiction is simply outrageous:

The first inexplicable explosion: after struggling whether there are 5 lilacs, it is even possible to clean the blackboard after a small cosmic explosion and shout at the whole class to clean the blackboard! Are you the monitor? On the one hand, I don't communicate much with anise, on the other hand, I care thoughtfully: be good and go back to your seat.

The second time was the confession at the graduation party: If it had been me, would you have liked me? No response, still begging for a hug. Is this still a joke?

The third time was the fight at the Reunion barbecue stall: the setting of this paragraph was the strangest, fun for a while and serious for a while. Just like the performance of the wedding scene in Ryan, which was switched at the same time, the characters were emotionally unstable and moody, and there was no reason to fight at last. Presumably Xiaobai thinks that Hunan TV artists should follow this path? Refer to the mental pollution in Zhang Hans.

The scene that could have abused the liver pain turned into a scene in which Lin Jiamo broke up with Ryan for no reason, and then Anise condemned Chen Xun and Qiao Ran made a scene for Anise. Finally, the restaurant owner came to claim compensation. Fortunately, Xiao Bai didn't take the police to the whole place, otherwise the whole movie would be lit. . .

Then, it is the most damning part: Anise wine begins to undress, and Xiao Qiang and Xiao Qiang climb on it. Here, I am really curious. Since it is rotten, why not give people a happy reunion? Just like Xiao Bai's "Better and Better Country Night", isn't it great? Have to let Xiaoqiang give fennel a little characterization, but also can say it in front of Eddie Peng Yuyan Yu Yan. This intentional mental abuse is even more disgusting than grandma Qiong Yao's intentional nausea.

Then Fang Fen went to have an abortion. Before the abortion, she had a moment, so she wrote, "I don't regret my dream. I was in a hurry that year." After writing, he immediately entered the operating room and strongly declared that he didn't want anesthesia, and the doctor actually did the same! This is crazy. The only explanation is that the director is paying tribute to Liu Bocheng! Liu Bocheng also specifically told the doctor not to use anesthetic when doing enucleation!

Then, Anise wine went to a romantic city, which was called the capital of charm by Chinese people, and it was also a holy place in China's film and television works for countless times-France. Following the introduction of Miss Huang Diaosi, we once again accepted the baptism from the Eiffel Tower and have known Anise for a long time. Here, the question comes-are anise and yellow diaosi girls really sisters? Director, are you kidding? Wang Yang Sun Nan, come out and tell the director what a kiss is!

At the moment when the power train "dang" sounded, I thought it would be the same as "Guardians of the Galaxy", but I never expected that "dang" was used twice, and "Slam Dunk Master" was also used twice. Finally, "Hurriedly That Year", which Eddie Peng Yuyan Swift didn't sing, was barely finished. At least Tiny Times left a song "Time Boils Rain" and "Slam Dunk Master"

From Xiao Bai's "In a hurry that year"? Can I swear?