Requesting all the narrations of Gu Xiaobai in "FHM"

A summary of classic lines from "FHM"

Episode 1

The beginning: From the first day we opened our eyes to see the world, we saw There are only two kinds of people - men and women. They belong to two different camps. In order to completely conquer each other, everyone strangles each other to death. According to a distant legend, there is something called love, which can completely end this war. So everyone hurriedly looked for it, hurriedly fantasized about it, and only then discovered that this feeling was created by someone else in the study. As a result, everyone became more desperate and painful. They strangled each other to death even more. In fact, men and women have never understood each other well. It is not difficult for men to understand, but no one has ever told you.

End: I began to realize that everyone has his or her own reasons for falling in love with another person. There is no love without reason in this world. In addition to wealth, status, beauty and talent, there may be other things, such as wanting a similar comfort, wanting to satisfy vanity, wanting to escape from the past, wanting to vent some feelings, all in the name of love, and some are slow. Slowly fade away, some people really fall in love with you, and it is not terrible to have reasons. What is terrible is not to admit these reasons, but attribute it to the mystery of fate.

Episode 2

Beginning: Choice, the most important thing is choice. From the day we are born, we have no choice but our parents, because that already existed before we were born. In addition, everything can be chosen, including choosing a good kindergarten, primary school, beautiful elementary school classmates, junior high school, high school, choosing a good university, choosing a good job, choosing a good TV, computer, desk lamp, stereo, etc. Choose different brands of cosmetics and cars; choose men and women, men choose women, women choose men, men choose men, and women choose women. Throughout our lives, our lives are full of various choices, and the most important thing for men is to choose a beautiful woman whose IQ hovers around the passing line, or to choose a talented woman who can write thousands of words of prose; right? A woman should choose a pauper who treats her well but has no money, or choose a bastard who is rich but treats her badly.

End: We are always choosing and measuring different indicators. Choose the rich one, choose the one who is 1.8 meters tall, choose the bust, choose the education level, choose the direction of attack, and choose the escape route. Because this time is not perfect, we can only choose what is best for ourselves. Choice becomes the reason for us not to be eliminated and the magic weapon for us to survive. Men linger in the shock that a woman's beauty brings to us and the pleasure that a talented woman who can talk and laugh brings to us. The only thing a woman remembers is the one who treated you badly. Rich men used to use money to treat you well like this. We can't choose because we have already forgotten that when we really want something in our hearts, we don't actually have to choose.

Episode 3

Beginning: From a certain angle and a certain time, if you look at the flow of people in this city, you will find that all the people are the same, with the same expression and the same look. The pace, going to the same place and doing the same thing, is like products on a factory assembly line. These people all have the motivation to live, and a large part of this motivation comes from one person. This person understands all your thoughts and all your behavioral patterns. He is your transport fluid and trash can when you are down, and he cheers for you when you are happy. This person is called a confidant!

Ending: I don’t know what a confidante means to a man. She may be an outlet for understanding women, and she may be a playmate when not in love. Or more likely it is just a virtual emotional environment. Let our lonely hearts find a little comfort, after all, in this era and age. We rarely dare to pay seriously. But no matter what, a confidante is the person who allows you to find confidence, courage and strength. For such a precious person, don't let her become a possible stranger because of impulse, loneliness or loss.

Episode 4

Starting: Every morning, countless men and women walk out of their homes and go to the streets to go to work in their respective places. They have different ideals and different careers. But they belong to two different camps - men and women. People from these two camps have been competing and fighting for so many years. While retaining their own privileges, they want to gain more privileges from each other. They are so greedy, but they have never been able to sign a fair and reasonable agreement. (When two people are dating, it is natural for a woman to be late, but it is unreliable for a man to be late. No matter how you explain it, it is useless!)

Ending: From the day they were born, men and women have each had countless things. advantages and disadvantages. Why do men pursue women? Why do women keep running away? When you are chased by me as a prey, why do you point fingers at me? In fact, men and women are like two pieces of a jigsaw puzzle that fit together perfectly. Only when you find your piece can the solution be solved. Will be happy and satisfied. At least Zuo Yongbang watched Mickey crying, and he suddenly realized a huge mistake. When a woman is extremely sad, all you can do is hold her silently. Then, he cried even harder than she did. Because no matter how you compare it, the maternal love that is inherent in every woman will always be the greatest love you have ever experienced.

Episode 5

Have you ever stalked someone, followed that person sneakily and carefully, wondering what he was doing when he was not around you? At this time Are you catching a thief, or are you a thief yourself? Ah, let me ask you.

Why do we follow our beloved ones? What will happen to us if we really catch them? Is it for the pleasure of losing everything, or to satisfy our own tragedy? When everything is spread out in front of you, Do you really have the courage to accept it.

Episode 6

Friends, we need partners from the earliest age. These partners will accompany you to grow, laugh with you, cry with you, and accompany you through pain and happiness. Throughout life, some women say that they would rather change boyfriends than best friends, because that is when your relationship is most vacant, and the person who stays with you is also the person who tells you when you have a new relationship.

Her friends carry all her past and hope for all her future. When you fall in love with her, her friends can help you when you are in crisis, and can also help you when you are stable. You can't dominate or interfere with the times. Fortunately, you have a good plan. I have a wall. When you can't conflict with her head-on, don't forget that you still have your friends. Let her be included. Come on.

Episode 7

Have you ever had such an experience? In the beginning, you only wanted to be with the person you liked. What happened when you got your wish? You Just hope that the other person understands you. Just say 2 words in every look, every action, and every sentence, and the other person will know what you are thinking. This is the person you are looking for all your life. The problem is that every time you despair, you start to have the same hope next time. In fact, in this world, no one is a roundworm in someone else's belly. If you hold back your thoughts all day long to keep the other person guessing, sooner or later you will become a nightmare in the other person's heart.

Episode 8

We have all had this feeling before. When we like someone, she looks like this. When we get close, close, or Just wait until that person likes you too, and suddenly realize that she is not who you originally thought she was. So what went wrong? Has she changed? Or is it just our illusion? Ah... Ahhhh

When we fall in love with someone, she is the way she appears to the public. She is confident, elegant, fashionable, humorous, considerate, and considerate. Only when we fall in love with that person do we fall in love with that person. You find that there are so many emotions in her body, her sorrow, her weakness, her unreasonableness, and all her other things that make you wonder how you could fall in love with such a person. The things you can't bear are exposed one by one. In front of you, we always forget one of the most important things at this time. You can see this because she also loves you.

Episode 9

For love, there is a common word called pursuit. Men's pursuit of women seems to be an essential part of love, and women are also happy to enjoy the pleasure of being chased. But is pursuit really an essential part of love?

Mo Xiaomin: But the problem is that I am a girl, and I also want to be pursued very strongly, violently, and fiercely by the person I like, so that even if we are unfortunately separated in the end, it will still be very enjoyable to think of this process, but Now that I think about it, we both had a blank slate.

Gu Xiaobai: Do you think we will break up in the future? Mo Xiaomin: I mean, I hope that the two of us can have a very enjoyable beginning in retrospect, but looking back now, there is nothing, which is quite regrettable. Gu Xiaobai: What do you want? Mo Xiaomin: You can pursue me again.

Zuo Yongbang: Wait, your name is Mickey. Look and guess who I am. Oh, I’m sorry. My brother must be in front of you. He has never mentioned it since he came back. He has a twin brother. , no wonder he didn't mention it, we two brothers look too much alike. We have really fought over everything since we were young. What's the benefit to us? They don't tell each other either, which is the tragedy of twins.

The reason why I choose this dress and you is actually the same: if I wear something sloppy, I will still chase you, right? You understand what I mean...

Gu Xiaobai: Xiao Min, feelings are natural. It happens naturally. I won’t chase you when you come. I won’t chase you when you leave. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love you. It doesn't mean that I don't have true feelings for you, do you understand?

Episode 10

For two people who have just met, each other is new and a zero start

But they have not yet realized that both parties had a long history before this

Do those things in the past matter to your present and future? Is there any impact? Do you think about it?

Oh, who knows

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On the way, you can feel the fluctuations in her heart

You didn't see the look in her eyes when she saw that man, the sadness, the regret, the moment that turned into eternity.

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He is the person I like, even if we are not together, He will always be in the house in my heart.

There are many houses in my heart, big and small, with living rooms, kitchens, front yards, and backyards

It is a castle, and he is running around< /p>

So even if I can’t see him anymore, he is with someone else, or I am with someone else

He will be in one of the houses

The standards are high, with a sofa, a big bed and so on

Occasionally I will clean the room and water the flowers.

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I also want to know first love in a woman’s mind What position is it, I also hope she says no

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Is there any difference? This building and that castle are all engaged in real estate. Where can we live like this?

This house is full of people. Which room can you allocate to me? It won’t be the bathroom.

Can you think about it? It’s also a guest bedroom. Yeah

The guest bedroom is all superficial, it must be the toilet

Does the toilet have high specifications? Is it high? This is also a toilet. Where can I sleep in the toilet? I can sleep on the toilet. ?

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He was the first to conquer Your man is like the first person to climb a mountain and put the flag there

So the person who goes up the mountain after him always puts the flag there, and I am just a tourist to him Guests

Look, you are one mountain, and there is a second group of people going up the mountain after him, so I am definitely not the second group

Look, there were people before you and me. There are groups of people, some are sightseeing, some are taking photos, some are throwing melon rinds and confetti, and some are doing geological surveys

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Don't you just think that I am impure? Don't you just think that I have destroyed you? imagination

Didn’t you imagine Snow White hundreds of times in your mind

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First of all, I am not a mountain, I am a human being, I am a woman with feelings

I don’t know that I will meet You, before I met you, those who went up the mountain or those who came down the mountain

In short, I am not a mountain

Those people, it is because of those people that I am I will slowly become who I am now, and then I will meet you and be with you now

If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t even know you

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Anyway, the past is in the past. There is nothing you can do to change it. No

Which woman hopes that she is a mountain, specially used for others to travel. I don't want someone to occupy this mountain, but they come and go, and come again.

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Me It’s not the mountain, you are the mountain. Your whole family is the mountain. (So ??classic!)

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-I can't admit something I haven't done before. If you have to force me to admit it, then I can only do it first and then admit it.

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I have imagined you countless times I have thought of ways to deal with every reason for breaking up with me

For example, if you think I am too lazy to do anything, or if you are tired or tired, I will try my best to change myself

I can even change into many styles in one day, but I’m just afraid that one day, you’ll get tired of looking at me and kick me off irresponsibly.

Today you told me that the reason you broke up with me was to be a responsible and good man

How fresh are these words

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I shouldn't have followed you, I'm sorry.

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It is impossible to be responsible for two people at the same time

We women will also have history, but we only need to identify one man

We are all thinking about this man, and we are only responsible for him.

Since you have to be responsible for another If one person is responsible, then you don’t have to be responsible for me

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If one day we break up, what will I be in your memory?

I had a nightmare. I dreamed that I was in a warehouse, and all around me were your boyfriends.

Before, later, and future.

I don’t know where I am, I don’t know where I’m going, I’m scared.

I don’t know what I mean to you, I don’t know what’s special about me to you

I don’t know what’s good about me, I’m scared< /p>

The special thing is that you are now, and we live in the present, and I am with you now

I will be with you every now and then, that is the future.

There is no way to change the past, only the future can. ?

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It doesn’t matter if you don’t know, just take medicine if you don’t know.