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Li Honghui, can you help me with fifty brain teasers?

1 Why is Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: panasonic (Afraid of Brother Sony)

2 Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

3 Which flower is the least powerful among jasmine, sunflower and rose? Answer: Jasmine (what a beautiful jasmine flower)

4 What thread do orangutans hate the most? Answer: Parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

5 Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Eraser difference)

6 What are you afraid of cloth and paper? Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing. (Don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the unexpected)

7 What will the unicorn become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: Ice Cream (Ice Kirin)

8 1234567890 Which number is the hardest working and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking. (If you don’t do 1, you won’t stop doing 2)

9 How to make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Squeeze it. Reason: total silence (overwhelmingly silent)

10 What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal? Answer: Little White Rabbit (TWO)

11 Is the dumpling a man or a woman? Answer: Man (dumplings have wrappers)

12 If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiao Hua sits on his right, and Xiao Hua sits behind him, whose car does it belong to? Answer: "If "

13 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the ice sea. What did it become when it was picked up? Answer: Betel nut

14 Four people were playing mahjong in the house. The police came but took away 5 people. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"

15 Why doesn't the plane hit the stars when it flies so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

16 One day, he was walking on the street with a medium-rare steak. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why didn't they say hello? Answer: Because they are not familiar with each other

17 There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building. What became of him? Answer: Dead Fatty

18 Chocolate and tomatoes fought, and chocolate won.

Why? Answer: Because of the chocolate bar

19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead people are called dead people. What are the living people called? Answer: Call for help

20 A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? Answer: Mung Bean Paste (Mung Bean Shark)

21 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger cub? Answer: Little Tiger (eyes eagerly)

22 What brand of car do you hate being touched the most? Answer: BMW BMW (Don’t touch me)

23 Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: Paper Helicopter (Paper Chicken)

24 There are ABCD... 26 letters. How many letters are left after ET leaves? Answer: 21 ET drove away the UFO

What do you call a child who is 25 days old? Answer: I am talented (I am born with my talents)

26 What is the name of the child of the wind? Answer: Shuiqi (Wind and Water Qi)

27 Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

28 Who among the wolf, tiger and lion will definitely be eliminated when playing the game? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

29 Who is the child of Anko’s family? Answer: Nanguo (Red beans give birth to Nanguo)

30 What color is celery’s poop? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

31 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. The sister was named Mary. So what was the sister called? Answer: Marilyn Monroe

32 Don’t go out if you don’t have much money on a rainy day? Answer: 30000000 (Don’t go out without an umbrella[3])

33 What should I do if the pig comes out of the pigsty? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom

34 The pig comes out of the pigsty again, what should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: Han Hong

35 The pig comes out of the pig pen for the third time, what should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: Zai Zai

36 Which brand of cosmetics is easy to catch colds? Answer: Yaqian (ARCHE[A sneeze])

37 A and B can transform into each other. B can produce C in boiling water. C can be oxidized into D in the air. D has the smell of rotten eggs. Question A ,What are B,C and D? Answer: A chicken B egg C cooked egg D rotten egg

38 Which sword is transparent? Answer: Invisible

39 Who gave Andy Lau the love-forgetting water? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a glass of love-free water...)

40 Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: The secret must not be leaked

41 Why did the little white rabbit fly to the moon with Chang'e? Answer: Because Chang'e has carrot legs

42 Why does Doraemon live in darkness all his life? Answer: Because he can’t see his fingers

43 Who cries when he thinks of his mother? Answer: Grandpa (I think of my mother’s words every night, the shining tears, Lu Binghua)

44 Why do you put two spoons of salt on the basketball board? Answer: Hard to explain in one word

45 Xiaobai is very similar to his brother. Why? Answer: The truth is revealed

46 Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

47 Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

48 Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (Too bad, too bad)

49 Which fish is the most idiotic? Answer: Shark (silly) fish

50 Which fish is the smartest? Answer: Whale (Sperm) Fish

51 We say a bear without a tail is called a koala, but what do we call a bear without a tail? Answer: She-bear

52 The turtle built a house in its shell and got inside. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover within a cover

53 The turtle demolished the house, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: New cover in the middle cover

54 The turtle demolished the house again, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Juneng Calcium

55 The puppy and the bunny went to the teacher to endorse. Why did the teacher let the puppy memorize first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Senbei)

57 Which song has three people appearing in the first line? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (I, Bush, Huang Rong)

58 Why don’t you vomit after eating grapes? Answer: Portugal

59 Which sect of believers doesn’t lie? Answer: Quanzhen Sect

60 Who likes to lend a helping hand the most? Answer: Doraemon

61 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (Slow Death)

62 Who is playing Chopin’s Nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin’s Nocturne for you)

63 Where are you hiding your doves? Answer: Rooftop (Singing your song on the rooftop)

64 Why do lions always be sent to contact things in the forest? Answer: Lost contact

65 A steamed stuffed bun and a potato fought, and Tudou beat the steamed bun to death. {Guess a food} Answer: Bean paste buns

66 Baozi died, and his father came to Tudou for revenge. Tudou knew he couldn't beat him, so he ran away.

A river blocked the potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: snow peas

67 Whose is the sea? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

68 A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens

69 A rooster and a hen ( Guess five words) Answer: Still two chickens

70 A rooster and a hen (Guess seven words) Answer: Fool, still two chickens

71 There is one Peudou, he fell down, and only you can encourage him. May I ask why? Answer: Chocolate beans

72 Why does the princess not need to hang a mosquito net when she gets married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince

Who is 73 Mi’s mother? Answer: Mi’s mother is a flower (peanut)

Who is Mi’s father? Answer: Mi’s father is Die (Die Lianhua)

Who is Mi’s lover? Answer: Mouse (Mouse loves rice)

Who is Mi’s grandmother? Answer: Mi’s grandma is a wonderful pen (Miaobi brings flowers)

Who is Mi’s grandpa? Answer: Rice’s grandpa is popcorn (popcorn)

74 Who is bigger, McDonald’s or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald’s is uncle, KFC is grandpa)

75 Eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins~ {fighting a food} Answer: Chocolate bar

Does the egg lose? Convinced, I went to fight again~lost again~{beat a food} Answer: Egg noodles

As a result, the eggs lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find his brother Cake, but the cake was defeated. ,

He was also severely humiliated by chocolate~ {Hit a food} Answer: Chocolate CHESS cake

Finally, eggs and cake went to find the big brother egg tart, Egg tart says that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this~

So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, Chocolate realized his mistake and took the initiative to apologize to the eggs and cake. {Name a food} Answer: Defu Chocolate

76 Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (CAR, Fly)

77 How to make a drink bigger? Answer: Recite the Great Compassion Mantra

78 A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

So what is the name of a black, white and red horse? Answer: Shy Zebra

79 Who is the fastest runner in history? Answer: Cao Cao (said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived)

80 Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, eh! It’s frost on the ground)

81 Which historical figure is the most ungrateful? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu Muyang was on the North Sea coast (defeated by the sea).