I want the funniest joke,

I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already! I didn't expect that I had run so far back!

During World War I, a big battle ongoing. Guns roared and bullets flew. After an hour of this, one soldier decided that the fighting was too dangerous, so he left the front line and began to flee the battlefield. After walking for an hour, he saw an officer approaching him. The officer stopped him and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Sir, I'm trying to stay away from the fighting going on behind me." The soldier replied.

"Do you know who I am?" the officer said angrily: "I am your commander."

The soldier was very surprised and said: "Oh my God, really I didn't expect I'd gone so far back!"

A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldier decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"

"I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir." the soldier answered.

< p>"Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angrily. "I'm your commanding officer."

The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!" In the past few months, my sex life has been a bit boring. Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, it feels like doing homework, so I thought of a very exciting method. At ten o'clock in the evening, I called home. "Honey, you go to bed first, don't wait for me, I won't go back until later." "Don't be too late, don't drink too much." "Copy that, my dear wife."

Two o'clock in the evening Much, I thought my wife should be sleeping soundly, so I quietly opened the door and went in. The room was very dark, with only the indicator light glowing dimly. I tiptoed across the hall to the bedroom, and slowly Opening the door and walking to the bed, she was sleeping so soundly. She didn't know I was coming back and said, "Okay, let's start taking action."

Took off all her clothes, only wearing a pair of briefs, and took out the silk scarf she had prepared (why use a silk scarf? She is my girlfriend, and using a rope will hurt her hands), she She was lying on her side. I gently took her right hand, tied her hand bowl with one end of the silk scarf, and tied the other end to the corner of the bed. Whichever side I walked to, I took her left hand and slowly moved her to the side. I helped her lie down and said, "It's so exciting. She hasn't woken up yet." I also tied the other hand. "Not yet, what to do if she screams later?" He stuffed a towel into her mouth, "Okay, don't worry about your eyes. It's so dark that she can't see me. Now we can start."

I took off the quilt covering her. She was wearing pajamas as usual, no NB or NK. I had a strong feeling that I hadn’t had in a long time. My little brother was unconscious. The ground was hard and I couldn't stand it. I couldn't help but kiss her ears, her face, her neck, her breasts, her belly, her inner thighs, and I grabbed her RF with both hands through her nightgown. I was too impulsive and used too much force, and she woke up. However, this is also what I want. If she doesn't wake up, it won't be exciting enough.

My wife thought it was me at first. When she found that she couldn’t move her hands, she was shocked and then struggled vigorously. I immediately held her down and prevented her from moving. I didn’t expect it. My wife is so powerful, I was kicked by her feet and fell to the ground. Fortunately, she didn't hit the vital part, otherwise I would have brought it upon myself. I got up, grabbed her feet, and pressed on her. This time I With experience, she won't be able to kick me so easily. I untied her pajamas, buried her head in her left RF, sucked the entire RF in her mouth, and pressed her right RF with my left hand. This feeling of rape was really strong. I have nothing to say. When I used to do foreplay with my wife, she would always let me kiss me however I wanted, but not as intensely as now.

I teased her private parts with the fingers of my left hand. Under my teasing, her vagina gradually flowed out and moistened my fingers. I took off her vagina too, but I couldn’t play with it. If it's too much, she won't be able to accept the fact that she was raped, and it won't be good if she goes insane. It's better to tell her." I took out the towel stuffed in her mouth and said in her ear, " Wife, is it okay? I'm going in." "It's... it's you, you scared me to death..." I didn't let her say more, and gave her an infinitely tender and deep kiss, spreading her two feet apart, (100 omitted below) Words)

Afterwards, I untied the silk scarves tied to her hands and picked her up. She was already sore all over and could not straighten her back.

"Honey, is that okay?"

"I'm scared to death of you doing these things"

"Then do you like it?"

"Yes! It’s so comfortable!” >