Why are there so many lolicon and Uncle Kong now?

Why do so many Lori have "big uncle control"? Baiwei Zhongyuan

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Under the instigation of the story that Lori loves Uncle in the film and television drama, those girls in real life seem to suddenly become "uncles". Uncle's popularity made the flashy teenager angry and helpless, but made the "half-Lao Xu man" secretly proud. Who says the old man is "Outman"? This time, it is popular for old cows to eat young grass. See if the yellow-faced woman at home will dare to be arrogant in the future. The happy age of the old man has arrived, and the green tail can be caught.

However, the old men are all carried away, and the girls like uncles. What is uncle? Uncle is an old man who has a successful career, looks handsome, has style and spends a lot of money. He is an old man who drives a BMW, lives in a villa and plays golf ... In short, uncle is a high-end atmosphere with high grade, low-key luxury and connotation. Although you look like an uncle, you are just an old man. Restricted by various subjective and objective conditions, at the age of uncle, you can never be an uncle, but you can only be an uncle.

Uncle is not who wants to be, but Gao Shuai Fu is indispensable, otherwise you can only be a wretched uncle. In this way, don't say that teenage girls don't want you, even among middle-aged and elderly women, you have no market.

Uncle is not a middle-aged man with a bald head and a big belly, but an alias for bachelor. Look at the female guests of Jiangsu Satellite TV's If You Are the One. Many people flaunt themselves as "Uncle Kong", but when a male guest with a plain appearance and average income appears, the lights go out, so he is called Aauto Quicker. Of course, the reasons given by the female guests are also impressive. "He's not my type." It makes sense to understate it. What are Lori's dishes? Not cabbage tofu, not pork vermicelli, not a big bowl of noodles with dregs sauce. Is the girl who looks beautiful and wears cheap clothes playing the role of eating food stalls? You are an old man, let a flower-like girl accompany you to suffer, not to mention whether others are willing or not. Do you have a conscience?

Why does Lori love Uncle? Because uncle can give Lori a comfortable life and a worry-free future, in other words, what Lori wants is a sense of security. If you don't want anything from a wretched uncle, Lori might as well just find a young man of the same age! At the very least, the young man is in good health, and at the worst, he can live for a few more years.

A woman's youth is only a few years. If she can "sell" a good price, she won't marry herself, which is equivalent to begging with a golden rice bowl. Marry a childhood neighbor boy or marry a congenial person at the same table. Love has a "burial place", but how can we live? The girls thought, don't sit behind the bike and laugh. If possible, sit in the BMW and cry. It is not a crime for a woman to cry. Who makes love beautiful but cruel? Instead of fighting for the unknown future with Lian, it is better to find an uncle to enter a well-off society in advance.

If an ordinary man has not become an uncle in middle age, he is doomed to miss his uncle in this life. I'm sure some people will say, what if my struggle succeeds? Of course, it's not impossible, but it's hard to say. Success requires talent and opportunity. You have been mediocre for so many years, hoping that a big pie will fall from the sky and become famous overnight. It's like daydreaming. However, if you really make a fortune one day, that is, become an uncle with a white beard, Lori will still throw herself at you, and no age can stop the fierce tide of love.

No matter how the situation changes, a man should have self-knowledge, take a piss to look after his appearance, and find a corner to count the copper coins around his waist. If you are not rich or handsome, then go home and wait on your wife and children honestly. Lori loves her uncle again, which has nothing to do with you.

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Author's brief introduction Ou, whose real name is Peng Chunling, is from Yanling County, Xuchang City, a member of Henan Writers Association, and now works in Weidu District Political Consultative Conference, Xuchang City.

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