Looking for humorous words in middle school students' compositions

Cramming → because cramming at zero hour.

Q3 Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Rhine

Q4 Why aren't temples built in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

Q5 has a pair of conjoined twin sisters. One is Mary. What's the other one?

Monroe → Because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

Q6 What is effortless and comfortable to type?

doze off

Q8. Mayflower and Lily have never had children?

Mayflower → Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

Q9 Which cartoon character is the fattest?

Peter Pan → Because of Fat (Flying) and Fat Peter Pan.

Q 10 Who whistles while brushing their teeth?

People with false teeth

Q 1 1 Xiaoming economist cut the wall to draw light, why was he killed?

Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

Q 12 What method can I use to find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Bare feet

Q 13 What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Write a blackmail letter

Q 14 who was the first person to be called up to endorse, the cat, the dog or the chicken?

Puppy → Because Wang Wang Xianbei (back first)

A man followed two nuns.

There are two nuns, one is called a math nun and the other is called a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Have you noticed that someone in the back has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants to do.

Logic: That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: of course it's useless. That man walks faster and faster reasonably.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to split up and go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't catch both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you are back at last! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened later?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased like hell.

Math: Then what?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! then what

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic: He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic: Is it unreasonable? A math nun, a nun who pulls up her skirt, must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

How they were killed!

Four tourists from Taiwan Province Province are traveling in Japan. It's time for lunch They walked into a Japanese sushi restaurant.

These four tourists don't know much about Japanese, but they are gesticulating with spoken English. They had enough food and drink, and finally they were full.

Belly, is preparing to check out, a big accident happened:

A said, "it should be ok to pay in English!" Hi, Bill. Please! "

The boss bowed: "hay, bear (beer)."

So I sent four bottles of beer.

B said, let me say, how much is it?

The boss blushed: Hay, Ha-Ma-Chi (red bug)!

Send four red bugs in a row.

C stood up quickly: listen to me. In Japanese, checkout should be I-ku-ra, yes, I-ku-ra!

The boss shouted happily to the kitchen: I-ku-ra (salmon egg)!

Immediately, four plates of salmon eggs were sent to the table, and C roared: # # Mom!

The boss smiled and bowed 90 degrees: hay, hay, Carney double (sturgeon double)!

D finally couldn't help it: bitch!

The boss stands at attention: Yuxi, Sanma (saury)!

Four tourists collapsed in a chair together.

Finally, the bill came, and the price was predictably expensive.

C In the words of Taiwan Province Province: Bargain!

The boss was surprised but couldn't hide his happy mood: Hay, Sha-ke (salmon)!

In this way, four servings of salmon are on the table again.

It is said that these four tourists are still ordering food in Japan and can't come back. ......

The worst brain teaser in history

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

Q: Who is Amy's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

What is white plus white?

Equal to the white rabbit

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

Q: Who is Amy's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

Question: What is white plus white?

Answer: equal to the white rabbit.

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

Question: Which number in 30-50 is worse than bear shit! !

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words!

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A cow has two eyes and a tail. Why?

Answer: feed the grass

Respondent: 0000 p.m.-4-9 15:50 when you first entered the Jianghu.

1 when Xiaoming was in Grade One 13 years old. Why is he still 13 years old in grade three? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

2 What's the difference between thunder and electricity _ _ _ One is charged and the other is free.

3 What happens when mung beans fall from the upstairs _ _ _ becomes red beans.

What happens if the match head itches? _ _ caught fire and scratched his head.

Respondent: Qin Bing Butterfly Scholar Grade 2 4-9 15:56.

Who has the highest flying skills in history?

Speak of the devil, no one can match this lightness skill.

Who has the steadiest stance?

Sinus. The so-called sinus that can't be helped is the legendary heavy drop.

Whose hidden weapons is the best?

Zhuge Liang tearfully beheaded Ma Su. He said he picked Ye Fei's flowers, but flew away in tears.

Who has the deepest internal strength?

Zhuge Liang and Kong Ming play the piano and Boda. He used ultrasound, and his internal strength can be imagined.

Who is the most boring?

Zhang Fei Zhang Fei is determined to eat the weight. Who will eat this if something happens?

Respondent: lli 222222- Jianghu rookie level 4- 10 19:22

ah

Respondent: 4750029 12- ranking 1 4- 10 20:57.

Bow ~ though ~!

Respondent: female Saotome Ranma-trainee magician level 2 4- 13 16: 18.

throw

Responder: Angel of Amnesia-Magic Apprentice Level 1 4- 15 16:30

Dig and scatter. It is too long. I can't read t t t.

Interviewee: Zhu 515419941-trainee magician level 2 4- 15 17:43.

Who has the highest flying skills?

Speak of the devil, no one can match this lightness skill.

Who has the steadiest stance?

Sinus. The so-called sinus that can't be helped is the legendary heavy drop.

Responder: Simon Bao-trainee magician level 2 4- 16 19:57

What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice Kirin.

(ice cream)

Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Because "Speak of the devil and he will come."

1 ~ 9, which is the laziest and the most diligent?

1 laziest, 2 most diligent.

Do one thing and never stop.

White plus white =?

little white rabbit

(2)

What line do orangutans like least?

Parallel lines do not intersect.

(banana)

What flower is the weakest?

Molly. This is a beautiful jasmine flower.

(powerless)

Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry better than the cat?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye blood splashes five steps ...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (Cat blood splashes five steps ...)

What animal did you kill but left your blood? Answer: mosquitoes

Why do healthy couples give birth to offspring without eyes?

Rooster couples can lay eggs, hehe.

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher?

thermometer

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: He is aiming.

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair?

Answer: Cremation

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove two points of ice.

Zhao Benshan's NBA brain teasers.

Zhao Benshan "It's getting late, there are many people, and you are not young. This IQ is to be tested! "

Gao Xiumin: "There are not many swindlers during the Spring Festival. Last year, I sold a car this year. This kind of life in America is quite good. I toss these idiots! "

Zhao Benshan "No.1 Iverson, please listen to the question. Say you have an illegitimate child who just turned 6 this year. He has never seen you before. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he suddenly jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What is this? "

Iverson was shocked and thought that all China knew I had an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photos!"

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Because you brought a group of women, you are a man! "

"Duncan, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. John is the son of the referee, but he never calls him the father of the referee. Why? "

Duncan "because John is also an illegitimate child, he can't name it."

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Please ask the guest Rodman to answer the correct answer! "

Rodman replied, "His name is the referee's mother. That referee is a woman. One year, she called me a technical foul and I touched her ass ... "(Si Kang quickly said to the photographer," Don't broadcast this paragraph! " )

Zhao Benshan "No.3 Kobe, please listen to the question. It is said that the Wizards played against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled, you defended the third road, and O 'Neill defended the third road, but Jordan passed! How did he get there? "

Kobe smiled. "I think Jordan is old, old, and I have two people to defend him. How could he?

19 Respondent: I am a junior in Jiutan-Grade 6 2007-4-29 02:46.

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The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play my sadness.

My guest, please respect yourself. My little daughter only sells herself, not her street performances.

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

Warning: Please don't climb over the campus wall, or boys will become girls and girls will become women.

My big name is God, my small name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

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Rogues are not afraid, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

That's official.

1. Chen Ziang

An invisible face, an inaudible voice. I miss the emptiness of the internet. I was alone in tears.

3. Dante

Go online. Let others talk.

4. Napoleon: Men who don't want to surf the Internet are not good men.

Archimedes: Give me a fulcrum and I can move the whole host server.

6. Paul Kochakin: When one looks back on the past, he can proudly say that I have devoted my life to Internet cafes.

7, Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang: Yunfei is windy, and the air conditioner is cool in summer!

8. Shakespeare: To turn on or turn off the computer is a question.

Ai Qing: Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I love the landlord deeply.

Before I go, let me say another famous saying by Schwarzenegger.

I'll be back.