Xueba fancy show results, was abused and cried! Mom, please regenerate me once.

Speaking of Xueba, I can't help but think of a reality show "Super Brain", which is not an advertisement. This is my favorite program, which gathers all kinds of talents, including Xueba.

Every time I watch a program, I have an impulse to reinvent myself, feeling that my IQ has been crushed (masochistic tendency, haha! )

"Which school did you go to?"

"Science and engineering, and you?"

"Tsinghua."

"Wow, that's amazing!"

"In fact, nothing, as long as you are serious for a period of time before the exam, you can also be admitted. It is said that you took the Beijing Institute of Technology or Nanjing Institute of Technology? "

"Massachusetts."

I believe many people have seen this conversation between Xueba and Shen Xue. Maybe you think this is just a joke on the internet, but after reading these true stories, you won't doubt it!

I always think that Xueba's most talented skill is how to kill the scum in fancy, and each one can make you feel the urge to vomit blood. ...

Mom's favorite

"Other people's children" series

Huo, my hobbies are doing papers and brushing questions.

Middle school affiliated to Beijing Renmin University.

I like studying very much.

Other children like to play.

I like to do papers and brush questions when I am free.

I like to do papers and brush questions.

Academic bully index: ★★★★★☆.

Mom's favorite index: ★★★★★

Scum comments: young people have a lot of room to grow up, and when they grow up, they are the natural enemies of scum!

Li Chuqiao's specialty is that he can learn quickly.

Latin dance, because there was no suitable partner for nearly a year, was chosen before the game. After several training courses, a girl who used to be the top ten in the city was PK, and then entered the former 12.

Practicing the piano, two weeks before the middle school entrance examination, I still didn't finish learning a tune. I went home for two hours every night, and finally passed Grade 8 with a high fever of 39 degrees.

Solo, I have never studied systematically, but I practiced my voice with my teacher before I took part in the competition. A week before the game, I decided to learn an Italian song and rushed. As a result, I won the first prize of solo in the District Art Festival.

Li Chuqiao: My specialties are guitar, photography, tennis, basketball, swimming, running, painting, writing, dancing, musicals and chorus.

Q: You have a lot of time. Do you have any real advantages?

Li Chuqiao: Well ... my specialty may be that I can learn everything as soon as I learn.

Q: Yes. . . . . .

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★

Student comment: Maybe my parents' names were obtained. . . .

Play hip-hop until you reach the top of the list, Sun Yong in Tsinghua.

Anhui college entrance examination science champion, out of 750, with a total score of 703.

I am the first scholar in Wuwei County since the Song Dynasty.

There is nothing interesting in our county. The most interesting thing in the county is me.

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★

"I'm really not a schoolmaster" series

Suiyuan was admitted to Tsinghua.

Ma applied for six patents.

I did all the exams.

Then a test is fate.

It was signed in Tsinghua.

In fact, I don't think I am smarter than my classmates.

There was a time when I thought patents were more fun.

I applied for one patent, and then I applied for six more patents.

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★

I can't bear to look back. I failed the exam.

Who went to Peking University, Li?

It's hard to remember. Can you stop it?

I didn't transfer to my present major until I failed the exam.

Peking University Health Science Center

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★

Dong Xinhu, who is not the principal.

Dong Xinhu: I don't think I am a schoolmaster, but I do get better grades than ordinary people.

Supplement: However, this "better" has obtained the direct blog qualification of Beijing Institute of Technology. ...

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★

Stuff comments: You may have misunderstood "some"!

"cramming for the last minute, doing better than me" series

Eat, drink and be merry. Water flows over Kang Boxi of Peking University.

A router has been installed in the classroom.

Play TV series in the classroom every day in class.

I got 670 points in the college entrance examination.

The kind that has been watered.

Participate in a doctoral program

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★★

Ge Jiahui, who has no talent for music, was admitted to the first college.

I don't have any musical talent myself.

The number one pop music school in the world.

Berklee College of Music

It's basically a full prize.

Basically no musical talent.

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★★

Give up for love and take Liu Anzhi from Tsinghua Peking University.

For love

Participate in the national senior high school mathematics league and the national informatics Olympic competition.

I know how to do the problem, but I don't do it on purpose.

Just to avoid being sent to Tsinghua Peking University after winning the first prize.

It turned out that if I added the questions I could do at that time, I won the first prize. )

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★★

Wu Meiheng who is "sorry for his IQ"

Because I think this achievement

Sorry, my IQ

Yes170172179180.

These figures represent the IQ level.

The following is an interview with Wu Meiheng:

Q: Have you ever won a math prize?

Wu: Is it a math prize? I once won the quiz for seven years in a row, and now I still hold the record.

Q: Seven consecutive championships? In a test? Very impressive.

Wu: Actually, I write a lot of IQ tests now, because I like solving intelligence problems very much, just like solving math problems, looking for laws between numbers or figures.

Q: You don't mean organizing IQ tests for high IQ institutions, do you?

Wu: Yes, I am the questioner of the High IQ Association.

Q: Excuse me, what is your IQ?

Wu: 178.

Q: I asked about IQ, not height.

Wu: It's IQ, 178.

……

Xueba Index: ★★★★★★★★★★★★

Comment: Brother Wu Meiheng, please accept me as your brother.

Have you ever been severely abused after watching the fancy show results of these schoolmasters?