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Man: Is this seat available? Is this seat empty? )

Woman: Yes, if you sit down, this will be. Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be vacant. (I'll leave right away.

Man: Have I seen you somewhere before? Do I seem to have seen you somewhere? )

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. A: Yes. So I will never go to that place again. I don't want anything in common with you.

M: Would you like to go out with me this Saturday? Do you want to go out with me this Saturday? )

Woman: Excuse me. I have a headache this weekend. (sorry. I have a headache this weekend. Headaches can also be kept.

Man: May I know your name? May I know your name? )

W: Why? Don't you already have one? (Why? Don't you already have one? )

M: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

W: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. ) It's really ugly.

M: I think I can make you very happy. I think I can make you very happy. )

W: Why? Are you leaving? A: Really? You mean you're leaving? It's good for me to walk.

The cast of the funny five-person script Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng;

Ximen Chuixue

Ye Gucheng

Huamanlou

king

Narrator props: two bags of milk, a dagger, a ring and some pieces of paper.

The first act: the decisive battle at the top of Bauhinia City

Narrator: aquietvillageiscoverwethwhite now

Birdsong Sinkin.

Armanis walked down the street step by step.

Windiscominginsilence。

Another mysterious method.

Y meets X.

X: Oh, I'm sorry, I knocked you!

Y: haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X: Excuse me, who are you? Can you tell me your name?

Y: Haha, I won't change my name! Whatever happens. I am not famous.-Ye Gucheng. Who are you?

X:Iamximenchuixue。

Y surprised: Ar, Ximen Chuixue?

X: Yes, what's the problem?

Y: I heard that you are the best auctioneer?

Xu: Great, you know me!

Y: Please, please ... Don't kill me! letmeyougo！

X: No, I'm going to kill you!

Y:Idon't want tobekilled. There is an 80-year-old mother and a three-year-old son!

X: Never! Because we are fighting! Do you know that?/You know what?

Y suddenly stood up and said coldly, Don''''''''' t force ME!

X: Sorry!

(y takes out a bag of milk)

X grabbed the milk: milk, very good! Ilikedrinkingit. How do you know?

Y: please remind me!

X after drinking milk: Thank you, haha.

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme？

X: Of course, you must! milkismilk。

Y (angry+cold): Verygood! Very good! I hope you won't forget what you said! ?

X: I promise not!

y:imustgiveyoulesson！ If I don't eat yours, you won't be fine! 3-2- 1-0!

X squatted down with his stomach covered: occupy, occupy!

Y laughs: Haha ... ...

X pity: help! Help! Where is the toilet？

Y: what?

X: Tollett?

Y: what?

X: Toilet?

Y: oh, I see it, goalong thisstreet and turn right when you see corssingling load!

X: Thank you. Goodbye.

Y took out a piece of paper and blew it: Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H: stop! Protect the environment. Basic connection!

Who are you?

Full of flowers! Have you met Ximen Chuixue?

Yes, he is in "WC" now, ha ...

H surprise: Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y: You're right!

H: Terry Fick! youaretheonemykinglookingfor！ doyouwantjoininus？

Yes, very good.

Ok, come with me and let's see my king!

Y: OK, let's go!

Act II: Infernal Affairs

My dearest! letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou！ This is an ancient city.

K: Sidon Prius in Ye Gucheng.

H goes to Y, and the "Wedding March" begins. H is like a priest: Ye Gucheng! Do you want to know what happened?

Yes, I do.

K: Flowers are everywhere. Come on, give me your finger! (Music stops)

X sings: Only you (see the ring) This ring should be mine!

Ca: But who are you? Why should it be you?

Y urgent: king! Dear king! Imustgonow，mybrotherislookingforme！ Hoshi (Goodbye in Uyghur)

K: Horsey? What does that mean? This is not English, is it?

Y: How clever ...

X cold: Ye Gucheng! Come here. Iwanttotellyousomething！

Y holds X's leg: Brother! Forgive me!

X: forgive me? Why?

Y: It has changed before, and I like it very much. If God gives me another chance, I will tell you "I love you". If there must be a deadline, I hope it is a thousand years!

x:youshalcheatme！ allyoudidarewrong！ Howcanyoutellthelady's WC!

Y: It's like going to women's SWC. I ... I ... Ithinkhatyoulikewhatilike. (y takes out another bag of milk)

X:m-i-l-k？ Ha ha, Aisideru! (I love you)

Krishnamurti: Aisideilu? What do you mean? Why can't I understand you?

X:Youarestupid！ It means "I love you".

Krishnamurti: Don't say "You love me". I'll kill you.

X: What? (Pretending not to hear) You-killed me? Come on, come on ... (X ... (X goes up to catch K)

Krishnamurti: Fuck you. I killed you!

x:howcanyukillme？ Haha ...

Y:Letmehaveatry！ 3-2- 1-0(X crouches down with his stomach covered)

K: Thank you very much. You saved me. Now, I'll give you an American stamp

Enjoy the holiday.

Y: That's good, but is there anything else? iwanttogoamericancanwhither。

Krishnamurti: Of course. You're with me! Ha ha ha......

Y: hahaha-

H: where?

K: What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady's WC?

X: Yes, I ... I ... would like to.

H shook his head: X, no, no, you can't tgotolady's WC. That's not where you can go! Because you're Rex! Youarethebestmanofchinesekongfu Kung Fu!

X:whatifI'mthebestintheword？ ! Why my life? whencanIgetmyfreedom？ mustbethedeadday？ !

Krishnamurti: You are right. In this case, why did you do it? Go into the toilet and die comfortably! Go ahead.

You, stupid, bad behavior! Let's go

k； Why? Why did you help him! Who the hell is lying to you?

h:myrealnameisLuXiaofeng-the feofx。 I am a spy.

K was surprised: you-you-you provoked Lu Xiaofeng? X's wife?

Y: I know you, Atrik! You know, you are the first person to cheat me! Because of you, I never trust anyone, including myself. You ruined me for many years, today! Verdi, go meet him, please.

H threw himself at X: X, don't die, you have to live, I hope the future and tomorrow will be beautiful!

K: Great! I am very touched!

Y: Life is progressing, but it can't go on!

Life is progressive, and it needs no consumption.

H suddenly inserted the dagger into Y's heart, and K ran away in fear. The music "Goodbye, Police" begins.

Your pain: don't leave me, you know I love you, there is nothing but you, please! Realize that I was wrong. Help me, I want to come back, help me, I love you, please-help me. I will never do it again! (Y dies, music stops)

X coughs, H jumps to his side, and the soundtrack of the movie My Mom and Dad begins.

Oh, no, you can't die. Let's go home together.

X:gohome！ ?

H: Tomorrow is another day! Even if you have the last second life, you should live, not just for form, but for love!

X: Do you want DoyouwantmiliveAlifeinsuchasorrowway? Okay, okay, I promise I'll live for you, but! You know, I have never left, but you promised that you would be happy every day! Youmustdomethishonor ... promises you will live ... you will never give up ... no matter what happens ... nomatterhowhopeless is hopeless ... promise now and never break your word.

H: I'm sorry

X:Neverletgo。

H: I'm sorry Iwillneverletgo，

X. I don't want to go (x mold)

H:bealive！ Yes, more energetic! A life without danger! lifecanceliketimecangotoback . thereaifulsnowbutinsping，solifecancomefromthebeginning！ (H committed suicide, climbed beside X and died. The music stopped. )