Wonderful film review of the cook, actor and scoundrel

After watching this movie, I couldn’t calm down for a long time. This is not an ordinary anti-Japanese movie, but a superpower blockbuster that is the first in Chinese history. The director’s ambition is very big.

The background of the story takes place in the era when anti-Japanese heroes emerged in large numbers, because the Japanese were afraid of being torn open by the Chinese like cabbage with their hands, or being shot by a heroine who lifted up her pants and jumped three feet with a machine gun. To destroy the regiment, biochemical weapons were invented. At that time, there was no smog or poisonous milk powder in China, so the immunity of the Chinese people was very low, so Peiping became a ghost town, and people died of hunger everywhere.

But the Japanese underestimated the Chinese people's ability to spit, so Japanese soldiers also contracted the virus, resulting in a decrease in combat effectiveness. So 731 experts were dispatched and ordered to come from the northeast for treatment.

Because the Japanese began to vigorously advocate frugality during the special period, the 731 experts only came in a carriage. No heavy troops were sent to guard it.

On the way, they encountered Rafael Huang Bo and robbed him. The two were arrested and the carriage crashed into a Japanese restaurant.

This is not an ordinary store. There are Leonardo da Vinci Hanyu, Einstein Ye, and Michelangelo Jing in the store.

These people began to fight over the "antidote" brought by Japanese experts. While watching this episode, I silently gave the film a 10.

But it is obvious that the director has no ambition to compete for Oscars. He has a more ambitious goal, which is to win the Golden Rooster Award for Best Main Theme. So we soon learned that these four were originally a group, the anti-Japanese Fantastic Four.

Since they are the Fantastic Four, of course they have some superpowers, so they used "superpower GPS science" to know the movements of Japanese experts in minutes, so they set up a series of mechanisms to trap the Japanese experts in the jar. During this period, they skillfully demonstrated their profound knowledge in mechanical manufacturing, carriage driving, Peking Opera and acting.

Their "superpower information science" and "superpower psychology" let them know that ordinary interrogation methods cannot be used to deal with this Japanese top student, so they decided to put on a show for the experts to let them be fooled. Thereby obtaining the antidote formula.

Because Einstein*ye ate Doraemon's translation konjac and knew all the languages ??in the world, he and his wife were allowed to pretend to be traitors and gather information. And Leonardo da Vinci Hanyu and Raphael Bo sang blackface.

During this period, they also demonstrated their profound attainments in machine manufacturing, linguistics, New Oriental chef studies, Manchu torture studies, photography, cryptography, and medicine.

But the Japanese devils, like the audience, had low IQs and were confused by this flashy performance and were not fooled.

So the Fantastic Four decided to make a desperate move and use the expert as a hostage to lure the Japanese soldiers over. Because the epidemic is getting worse, the expert will definitely reveal the antidote formula.

The Japanese surrounded the inn and decided to use Morse code to transmit information. Because Jiang Wen played a drum in Let the Bullets Fly, Guan Hu also brought a drum.

Then this information was intercepted by Michelangelo Jing, who was pretending to be dead.

Of course the Fantastic Four are proficient in decryption, and all rumors are weak. After a while, the password was unlocked. At this time, everyone also knew that Rafael Bo was a bacteriologist, chemist, biologist and many other titles, and he created the vaccine in minutes. But everyone found that this vaccine is not effective against mutated viruses. The Japanese also found that the vaccine was ineffective.

The desperate Japanese began to attack the hotel. The magical hero Zhang Hanyu played with the Japanese for a while and landed in the enhanced version. The magical hero Liu Ye played with the Japanese for a while and played Ninja Gaiden. At this time, in order to prevent the film from being too unrealistic, the director asked Huang Bo, the Fantastic Three, to take a symbolic shot. The Fantastic Four quietly sprinkled the virus liquid brought by Japanese experts into the Japs, repelling the Japs.

Everyone began to breathe the virus-laden haze and wait to die. While falling into deep despair, they did not forget to show off their profound surgical attainments.

At this time, Japanese experts are about to die, and their words are also pretentious. Start having academic exchanges with everyone in German.

But all this is not a problem for Liu Ye, the Fantastic Two who has eaten Doraemon translation jelly. It turns out that the treatment of this mutated virus depends on dietary therapy!

The Fantastic Three Huang Bo wrote down the molecular formula of the antidote while he was dying. It turned out to be pufferfish poison in the hotel!

Just when I thought Huang Bo was going to put the puffer fish liver into a centrifuge to separate its components, Ya actually swallowed it raw, which is not academic at all!

But considering the director’s idea that putting a vaccine in the wind can stop the plague, I decided to still believe in the medical expertise of the Fantastic Four.

Sure enough, everyone survived! Escaped through the tunnel! This is yet another testament to the Fantastic Four's proficiency in civil engineering.

Japanese experts are still sighing before they die, it turns out that you also have smart people in China. Magic Hero said: Actually, the four of us are relatively stupid among the Chinese.

Does this mean that ordinary Chinese people are mentally retarded?

The end of the film tells the true identity of the Fantastic Four in history. In the end, they still did not win the Nobel Prize until their death. This is a stain on Nobel history.