Who can teach me some humorous language in photography?

1. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It". ...

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

3. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie! Also put on the monk's cassock ...

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him before I resign.

5. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring a personal message", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.

6. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

7, money is not a problem, the problem is no money.

8. If a diamond lasts forever, one will go bankrupt.

9. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

10, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

1 1. It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas.

12, I was drunk and didn't accept anyone. I held the wall.

13, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

14, contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, adult.

15, what is love in the world? Buddha said: waste