?Comprehensive review of 2019

Author |KVZ

Source |Li Yueliang (ID: bymooneye)

2019 has passed. This year has been full of excitement.

Some people are sitting on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz and crying, some people are laughing with wool on Pinduoduo, some people are putting on lipstick and shouting "buy it", some people are asking in their souls "What kind of garbage are you?".... ..

The hot spots are constantly rotating, and our attention is overwhelmed. Suddenly looking back, I realized that 2020 has already arrived.

Now, the first batch of people born in the 1980s are entering their 40s. The first batch of "millennial babies" born after 2000 are already 20 years old. The first batch of 20-year-olds have already been born. "The post-90s generation in the eyes of the post-20s generation is the same as the post-60s generation in the eyes of the post-90s generation." It's so scary...

Let's review our 2019, don't let it be so Many stories have slipped away...

——One——

2019 starts with this picture.

This is a beautiful wish. It's just that the better the wish, the more... bloody the reality is. This is not fate playing tricks on people, it’s fate playing tricks on you.

Pig affairs do not go well for many people. For example, money is still not enough to spend, and IQ is still not enough.

Many people are puzzled by the following question:

In the circle of friends at the beginning of the new year, one group of people spread the word about Fatty Luo’s New Year’s Eve speech, while another group criticized the obsession with health care. The great uncle and auntie.

From 100ml cat paw cups to 99 yuan Uniqlo T-shirts, it is difficult to explain the crazy grabbing behavior of human beings using "Approaching Science". The people who are the best at fighting, running and robbing are all here...

Xingba Ke talks about cheapness

Uniforms and pants are crazy to fight

Crazy Li threw the glass in anger and almost caused the Weibo server to crash.

Lao Li’s wife’s angry counterattack made people watch the unprecedented feud between an old couple. Only then did the ignorant newbies realize that the lives of the big guys were so exciting.

—— II ——

Mr. Ma, who regretted creating Ali, retired on Teacher’s Day. He was 55 years old this year. The green mountains remain unchanged and the green water flows forever.

Then he went to the bar to sing "Chengdu" wearing a punk hat.

Netizens laughed at "the richest man is also moving closer to singing and dancing aunts after retirement", while thinking to themselves, "it would be great if I could live like this."

Liu Chuanzhi also retired at the age of 75. What will happen to the world if humans lose association?

The shoe king Fuguiniao went bankrupt... the "national husband"'s Panda TV went bankrupt... Apple came out with "Yuba", Huawei came out with "Roller", Kindle Let’s cover instant noodles...

Pinduoduo is on the market and Daxing Airport is open. Ma Yinglong's exports became popular, Durex produced fashionable clothes, YSL began to sell sets...

In short, the world is becoming more and more magical.

Some people say: "Baidu is dead"...Some people are a bottle of cold water...

"Double Weibo One Shake" hot models are emerging one after another, KOL After you sing, I will appear.

A 52-year-old homeless man in ragged clothes and disheveled hair, but he is familiar with "Zuo Zhuan", "Han Shu", "Shang Shu", "The Analects of Confucius", "University", "Warring States Policy", "Zi Zhitong" "Jian"...

Because of a TikTok, he was awarded the title of "Master" overnight, and quickly changed from "Wandering Master" to "Traffic Master", becoming famous all over the country.

Those who once avoided homeless people began to flock in overwhelming numbers and gather traffic around the "master" in a rather strange style.

People...

This year, people met Su Daqiang, remembered Nezha, and also remembered the Chinese captain... Everything was fine Well, the world celebrates more than one year...

"The Wandering Earth" was a hit, but in the end people seemed to only remember one sentence.

Li Ziqi is on fire. Li Jiaqi is even more popular. Behind all the lives you envy, there are hardships you can't endure...

On the day of Double Eleven, Li Jiaqi alone brought 1 billion worth of goods, which is equivalent to the daily sales of hundreds of large shopping malls. sum.

Many celebrities appeared in Li Jiaqi’s live broadcast room. Traffic stars come to take advantage of the traffic of traffic internet celebrities. This is a perfect match in the new era.

—— Three ——

The national hot spot in 2019 is the National Day military parade.

1949-2019. Our country is changing rapidly.

What the people are most happy and proud of is the strength of the country. "We will never be bullied casually again!" When this thought flashed into their minds, many people burst into tears.

In those days, many people had little red flags on their avatars, and everyone unconsciously sang "My motherland and I cannot be separated for a moment."

Thank you for loving this country.

11 consecutive wins. The women's volleyball team beat someone else again. It doesn't matter, the men's football team will come to apologize one after another... For decades, they are the only ones who have been teaching us what it means to be reborn from the ashes, what it means to be a bolt from the blue...

A cross-ocean war of words between Liu Xin and Tracy made Americans see the gentleness and power of Chinese anchors.

—— 四——

Sicong, a journalist in the entertainment industry, was busy blaming the sky and the ground in the first half of the year, but in the second half of the year, his assets began to be blocked and his consumption was restricted. .....I accidentally exposed Uncle Xiubo, who had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and found out the scumbag in his true self. He was so busy that Beijing Satellite TV...

The Beijing TV station broadcast the Spring Festival Gala that had already been recorded overnight. Here, I was busy killing Uncle Wu. They also go to great lengths to purify the screen. The most ruthless trick was used, directly cutting out the host's appearance, and broadcasting the programs one after another... As a result, the Beijing Spring Festival Gala that night beat the other three stations and took the first place in the ratings... .a blessing in disguise.

Sister Zhiling is married. Many old men silently changed their navigation to Guo Degang...

Zhao Liying gave birth, Gao Yuanyuan gave birth, Zhang Xinyu gave birth, Liu Shishi gave birth... Your goddesses all gave birth. ......

Cao Yunjin and Tang Wan divorced, Song Hye Kyo and Song Joong Ki divorced, Ma Yili and Wen Zhang divorced, Jing Tian and Zhang Jike divorced, Fan Bingbing and Li Chen divorced, and even the hairdresser Li Xiaolu PG1 Unwilling to be lonely, I took out videos to increase my sense of presence. It’s hard to find fairy tales about growing old together in the entertainment industry. How much of the “us” who were loving and loving in those years were just acting on occasion...

The old man Jay Chou wisely sang "Say Yes, Don't Cry", secretly Sad.

The MV tells a truth with a touching story: Three generations of photographers are poor, SLR ruins life, milk tea is a huge profit...

Fans of Jay's "Sunset Red" and Fans of Cai Xukun staged a list battle, "Does Jay Chou need to do data?" They lamented that the talented little king back then is now relying on a bunch of sunset fans to conquer the world...

I don’t know the beauty of my wife Liu Qiangdong, regretting his creation Ali Jack Ma, will return to China next week Jia Yueting, the proletarian Pan Shiyi, the "Seven Character Party" has added a new member in 2019: I don't know Zhai Tianlin...

Wang Yuan takes root Smoking, I apologize... Some people can be on trending searches even if they smoke, but some people can only use the toilet to smoke...

—— Wu——

In May, Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris burst into flames, and the whole world was grieving.

However, there are also people who think of the Old Summer Palace and look up to the sky with a smile: "There is reincarnation in the way of heaven. Who will God spare?"... Those who say that it doesn't matter if Notre Dame burns are the same as those who burned the Old Summer Palace. They are probably the same group of people...

Fortunately, in the vast ocean, there are the cutest people swimming against the current...

— — Lu——

A Boeing 737 800MAX pierced the sky in Africa. The hard-working employees of Chinese enterprises and female college students of average age made people sigh with regret. The last Weibo left by the girl:

His last circle of friends

In the afternoon of March, "Today is my birthday, aren't you going to show off?" This It was a WeChat message sent by a husband to his wife. 20 minutes later, there was a loud noise from the chemical plant. Before the wife, who had forgotten her husband’s birthday, had time to reply, he could no longer see the sun the next day...

In the evening of October, on the Wuxi Elevated Highway, I walked through an intersection, missed a dinner, and passed by the driver for the rest of my life... Many people put on their clothes casually on a sunny afternoon A coat, goes out and never comes back...

Haizi has been gone for 30 years. On the other side of the world, he has a house, "Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming. "......

Many people still remember grandpa's warmth.

"What is Peppa Pig? His father is a pig, his mother is a pig, his son is also a pig, a litter of pigs..."

Some grandfathers waved their hands and did not take away a single cloud. .

In January, "Grandpa Sugar Pill" Gu Fangzhou passed away. Did you know that in the face of unknown risks, he fed the experimental vaccine to his one-month-old son without telling his wife... Maybe our memories only have the sweet memories of sugar pills when we were children. If scientists are not Internet celebrities, will they only be known to us after death? ......

"I love sunshine when it's sunny, and I love rain when it rains." Lin Qingxuan left, "Spring is rare, summer leaves are rare, autumn fruits are rare, winter snow is rare, the things in life are rare. Every day is rare"...

In March, Chu Shijian passed away, "The first half of his life was the King of Smoke, and the second half of his life was the King of Orange"...

In April, they left...

In May, I.M. Pei left, "the last master of modernism", leaving an era with steel bars, concrete, stone and glass. memory.

25-year-old Cui Shirley is gone, 33-year-old Ji Zhe is gone, 35-year-old Gao Yixiang is gone... May there be no ugliness and pain in heaven, you all rest in peace...

—— Qi——

In 2019, we experienced soul torture:

In 2019, people remembered these sentences:

“Talk, the door is open , fight, and stay with me to the end.”

“Years ago, in the calm season, the company made the assumption of extreme survival... Today, the wheel of fate has turned to this extreme and dark. moment... all the spare wheels we once built became positive overnight..."

"We are no longer us, we are still us."

"Beijing Third District Transportation Committee reminds you that there are tens of millions of roads, safety is the first priority, driving is not standardized, and relatives will burst into tears..."

——Postscript— —

In November 2019, Ms. Yuan from Chongqing came home from get off work and accidentally photographed another uncle after get off work. The uncle swung his arms and jumped up and down, looking as happy as a child.

Someone said: This happy uncle showed what life should be like.

Later, the media found the uncle. He was 57 years old and was a carpenter at the construction site. He said that he didn't get paid that day, didn't win the lottery, and didn't receive any good news. He just got off work to have fun and be happy.

In fact, when we were children, we jumped around all day long and it was easy to be happy. It’s just that the older we get, the heavier our steps become, and we gradually lose our joy.

This is not good.

I call on everyone to follow Uncle’s good example.

Click "Watching", and hope that we can all march at the same pace as uncle in 2020. No matter what year it is, being happy is the most important thing.

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Author: KVZ, Beidiao. Lujiazui to Financial Street, Liangmaqiao to China World Trade Center. Record the years with words, light and shadow. WeChat public account - KVZ, light healing system, "In the dark night, there is a beam of light that warms the starry sky."