Personal tailor Classic Series

Personal tailor is a comedy film directed by Xiaogang Feng. Ge You, Bai Baihe, Li XiaoLu and Ryan provide personal tailor for dreamers. The dialogue in personal tailor is even more classic, and the lines are really wonderful.

Yang Zhong (Ge You): German soldiers despise playing Polish works. You are so rude to Miss Dzheniya. German soldiers should be cultured, and you should also learn to control yourself, sergeant.

Yang Zhong: I can let her go on condition that I shoot you.

"I'd rather die than surrender my dream" Female (nursery): Gnome male-~ You don't judge me, but you are playing here. Is this my dream or your addiction?

"I'd rather die than surrender my dream" woman: I'd rather die than surrender. I'll go to prison.

Yang Zhong: Isn't there a saying in our company? There is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing we can't do.

Yang Zhong: Girl, it's sunny outside, and the people are enjoying the endless fun of life, but you have to die quietly in this dark cell.

Xiao Bai (Bai Baihe): Girl, you haven't eaten for two days. You can fast during the day and eat quietly at night. Don't let the rope starve.

"Would rather die than dream" woman: the cat cries and the mouse is hypocritical.

"I'd rather die than dream" woman: I blindfolded you quietly.

Xiao Bai: Let me guess who you are.

"I would rather die than surrender my dream" Woman: Enemies, where can there be enemies? I can see that this prison is our own from the inside out. Since I'm one of our own, why should I run? I'm not going anywhere. It's not as safe as the enemy's nest outside.

Yang Zhong: When you are hit by reality again, you should turn to personal tailor. I am your wish planner, Yang Zhong.

Xiao Bai: personal tailor is a gift and my own wishful thinking. I am a scene designer, Xiao Bai.

Xiao Lu: personal tailor is a wish cake, and it is an infatuated dream for me. I am a dream reconstructor, Xiao Lu.

Ma Qing: Personal prescription is an anesthetic. I'm your psychoanaesthetist, Ma Qing.

Yang zhong: the deceased is like a husband, so you have no regrets in this life.

Private custom-made kindness starring: Fan Wei

Driver: Have you ever heard the saying that absolute power leads to absolute corruption?

Xiao Bai: And you are?

Driver: I'm a driver, driving for the boss.

Xiaobai: Moisturizing.

Driver: I have been driving in this unit for several years. The person in charge of the unit is arrested three times a year, and everyone says it is ours.

Xiaobai: It's really not you?

Driver: I often think. If I am reused, I will be a good boss. Ask yourself, I think I really don't love money. I'm the boss. I get paid. There is a car when you go out, and meat when you go in. Why do I need money? Money is just a sheet piling.

Xiao Bai: Don't you want to meet a woman?

Driver: I dare not say anything to death. This may be one of my weaknesses, but I want to test myself and make up my mind to have a job and examination like a monk. Is it difficult to be an honest official? The knife rest around my neck won't make me greedy.

Xiao Bai: You are not allowed to go around the neck of the tool rest.

Driver: Give me absolute power. You corrupt me with your lives, and I let you all fail. Do you think I am talking in my sleep?

Xiao Bai: Our job is to realize your dream.

Driver: OK, I hope to have a higher position and more power, and it is best to catch all-round provincial and ministerial leaders.

Xiao Bai: If it is too high, we can't do it.

Driver: What about the prefecture level?

Xiao Bai: It's still very high.

Driver: County-level city, right? We can't go any lower

Xiao Bai: Town-level cities, yes.

Driver: Is there a town-level city?

Xiao Bai: At present, we can only arrange checkpoints that are not available.

Driver: Can you call me the tour leader?

Xiao Bai: You can do anything with an imaginary point.

Xiao Bai: Stir-fry green onions with empty cakes and empty duck eggs.

Yang Zhong: Less onions, less sauce and more dreams.

Yang Zhong: I'm sorry to come empty-handed. Our mother has a big pearl in her crown. I was going to take it off and send it to you. Later, I heard that you always bother to give gifts. Before we left, guess what, our father stopped me again.

Lu Xiao: Our father has a pair of ivory tower clubs. I said I would send it to you at first, and then I thought about it and said goodbye. As for me, I have a crocodile myself. I said I'd make two wallets and give you one. I packed everything before I left.

Driver: You still haven't brought it to me.

Lu Xiao: I didn't bring you anything, just sincere greetings from my parents.

Ma Qing: If you haven't brought anything, don't mention it here. Right, leader?

Driver: Did I get their present?

Ma Qing: No.

Driver: I confiscated their things. How do they know I don't accept gifts? Who gave it to me?

Xiao Bai: No one has passed it, but the mouth of the masses is the fastest. Even my mother knows that your leader doesn't even drink other people's water.

Driver: Who does your mother listen to?

Xiao Bai: My mother just went shopping and heard from a cucumber seller and an eggplant seller in the vegetable market.

Yang Zhong: Our country has also heard of an old monk. It's really a pity. Last time we sent two lazy monkeys, we were almost deported.

Driver: What do you mean when I say that you two came back empty-handed and visited me everywhere under the banner of various countries, regardless of the minimum etiquette? Huh? From now on, foreign affairs activities are temporarily cancelled, so my wife doesn't want to see me?

Ma Qing: Many people in China want to see you. We've been holding you back.

Driver: I'll make it clear to you four. If you don't clear the water, there will be no fish. Don't stand in my way and let the bad atmosphere of society blow in. I can not accept it, but they can't refuse to send it.

Yang Zhong: Secretary Ma, I can testify that anyone who refuses to accept you will always tell us behind your back. The more often you criticize your leader, the more you really love you. I won't strike a table with you, and I will be polite to you, and I won't treat you as one of my own. Who's talking to who now?

Ma Qing: Yes, it's not your own child. Who cares about you? Right? So every time you criticize me, I feel comfortable. I feel that you are not only a leader at work, but also a mentor and a model in life. I feel close to you.

Driver: Pony, I have to criticize you again. Don't vulgarize our gay relationship.

Driver: You think money can make me push the mill, so I worry you.

Yang Zhong: You have hooks in your eyes, which can hook men's desires.

Yang Zhong: You are a man of principle. As soon as the other person takes the bait, you turn your back on him immediately.

Personal tailor employees swear: Complete others and hate yourself.

Personal tailor starring Li Chengru with blood.

Six rules of elegance, four things to insist on: unsightly, unsightly, incomprehensible, ungrounded, persistent in appreciating ugliness, and persistent in puzzling.

Yang Zhong: What do you have to say to the company? Today is my daughter's bar mitzvah. People who come here are either rich or expensive. Mr Li will give me a face.

Sir Li: You stay here with me. You have no face. It is the rich man that you arrested today.

Sir Li: What law did you break? Can you stand the investigation? You're the only one, you count as one, and all of you will be arrested, shot first, and then investigated to make sure there is nothing wrong, understand?

Yang Zhong: How long have you been vulgar?

Master: As long as I can remember, I don't know whether the teeth are on the left or the right.

Yang Zhong: That's right.

Big guide: What is right?

Yang Zhong: It's too late. The custom is already in the bones.

Yang Zhong: Have you ever heard of leukemia? His illness is similar to this. Bone marrow is dirty, common cells proliferate, and the blood produced can be imagined.

Director: I just want to know one thing. Is there any saving?

Yang Zhong: Bone marrow transplantation is difficult to match, and those who can match will inevitably not be contaminated with the world of mortals. The next best thing is to change blood.

Personal tailor Regal Starring: Song Dandan

Sister Dan: That's it, taking advantage of 100 billion owners.

Lu Xiao: After all, you weren't born rich. With more money, your parents give you looks.

Yang Zhong: You are the boss of 1000 billion. How can you open the door yourself? Do you know what a nobleman is? You don't need to be fed when you go out to eat. Do it yourself when you have sex, and don't reach out for the rest.

Sister Dan: To be honest, I haven't done it for years.

Yang Zhong: All the same.

Sister Dan: I won't even help if the soy sauce bottle falls.

Lu Xiao: You didn't even pick up the diamond when it fell.

Sister Dan: Well, if someone opens this door for me, I won't be able to get out today.

Yang Zhong: How can there be no one? You can go when you see the door. Someone must have opened the door. You can't hit it.

Sister Dan: There is no door in my eyes. It's closed

Sister Dan: I got rich through hard work. I saved it.

Xiao Lu: At the level of 1000 billion yuan, there is no hard work to get rich.

Sister Dan: Our old people have always taught me not to be happy for myself when buying things, but to be happy for others when selling things.

Sister Dan: I have been poor all my life. If I buy onions, I must save garlic. If you want to eat this cucumber celery again, I am absolutely reluctant to buy it.

Sincerely apologize

Yang Zhong: The Spring Festival is coming soon. Where are you going to spend it?

Ma Qing: I heard that it is impossible to stay in the north now. Wear a mask on the street and dare not open the window at home.

Xiao Bai: The whole of North China is shrouded in smog, so the water can't be drunk. It is said that most of the groundwater in China is polluted, and all the dead pigs are floating in the river.

Lu Xiao: Fortunately, we moved our company to Hainan Island. The air and environment here should be regarded as a paradise.

Yang Zhong: A "sorry" can solve a person's grievances. The problem can't be solved for a while, but I'm unhappy, so I always have to find a specific object to vent.

Xiao Bai: Sunshine, I came to apologize to you. Although there is a thick haze between us, I still want to tell you that you are fair. We made a mistake and got ourselves into deep chaos. How can I apologize to you to bring us back to childhood memories? The sky is blue, the air is fresh and the sun is shining. I know you will say that you are too greedy.

Lu Xiao: I saw in old photos that there used to be a vast forest here. Hundreds of miles of Fiona Fang were covered with forests. According to the local people, logging began in the 1950s, and trucks were carried out one after another every day, all of which were big trees that could not be carried by one person. Those trees are older than my grandfather's. They were cut down until the mid-1990s, and now only your small piece is left. I know, if you dig down this mountain again, you may not be able to keep this small piece.

Ma Qing: I asked them, why did you become like this? They said that the bottom of the grassland was hollowed out because of coal. They also said that whenever the rainy season, the rumble of thunder and the subsidence of the earth will come and go on the grassland. I don't know if you are willing to support us or if you can support us.

Yang Zhong: Many times, I want to apologize to you. They say you are smelly, black and poisonous. I said in the past, you were clear and sweet. As the old saying goes, water is the mother, but children spoil you like this. I know you've had enough. I don't know if you regret it. Regret gives us life.

TV Station: Teacher Yang, we want to ask you, if you have1million, would you like to donate it to people in need?

Yang Zhong: All donated?

TV Station: Yes, they all donated.

Yang Zhong: Yes.

TV: You have 10 million?

Yang Zhong: Yes.

TV: How much do you have?

Yang Zhong: 10 billion dollars will do.

TV: Then you have a car. Would you like to donate it to others?

Yang shook his head again.

TV: Why?

Yang Zhong: Anything else will do, except the car.

TV Station: Are you willing to donate 10 billion? Why can't the car work?

Yang Zhong: Because I really have a car.