Complete collection of funny riddles and their answers: What to type?

1. What room has no walls, no door, no windows, no floor

A mushroom (mushroom)

2. What is the mouth smaller than that of an insect?

Eat anything.

3. What large instruments do you carry in your ears?

Drum, this is the eardrum (tympanic membrane)

4. What is too much for one person, just enough for two, but nothing at all?

Secret.

5. What kind of person tries to make you smile most of the time?

A photographer.

6. What animal has a head and face like a cat, eyes like a cat, and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat

A kitten (kitten)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Dawn has broken, but it is not nightfall, but it does not break.

What can be heard by you without ears, can be answered by the echo by you without mouth

. (Echo)

9. How do you know the King of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question do you never answer "yes" to?

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must give priority to bottles of glasses

12. Why do people wear two clothes while painting a house?

Because the instructions on the paint can be said: Two pieces of clothing. "

13. Two words in thousands of letters?

Post office.

14. What do workers do?

They worked in the clock factory making faces all day.

15. There are 6 left 5-letter words when you put 2 letters away?

/p>

16. When you go as fast as a racing car,

17. How many sides are there? >-Interior and exterior.

18. Never ask for a question, but always get an answer?

19. When the boy fell into the water, what was the first thing he did?

At his feet. >

He is wet, first

21. Who is your sister, not your brother, but still the mother and father of a child?

Myself? .

22. What has teeth but can’t eat?

23. What kind of thing can a man lift? p>

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

Get rid of all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Just ask for the 5 days of the week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

The day before, yesterday, today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

No animal has a soft bed when it eats and drinks. , but the city never sleeps, a big mouth, but never speaks?

28. What kind of dog can't bite? Hot Dog.

29. Why the Statue of Liberty stands in New York Harbor?

What does an invisible man say? Other invisible people?

It's good not to see you again

31. What wears a hat but no head? A bottle.

32. A sign that rises in the morning and all day long.

33. What is an astronomer?

A night watchman has a college degree or above

34. How can you tell a clock is shy

because they always have their hands on them. on their faces.

35.

What comes after the letter "A"? >

All other letters.

37. Starting with T, ending with T, full of T?

Teapot.

38. What words can be shortened by adding

shorter.

39. What kind of person does everyone need his hat?

Barber.

40. Why does the boy carry up the stairs to school,

Because he is going to high school.

41. You can and swallow your

water.

42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

Mountains are hard to get and pills are hard to put down.

43. Sent a letter to Washington why it was useless,

because he was dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer. Like the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and the girl had seven apples before he left. Why?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What would you do if a man ate a tiger after running into nothing.

Nothing. Because I'm a woman.

46. Something to travel on your feet

shoes.

47. Where happiness can always be found

In the dictionary.

48. What is a headless high head

Pillow (pillow)

49. Why don't you publicize your lost dog?

He is illiterate.

50. Isn’t the bird the most feathered in this regard?

Outside.

51. What's the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. Never used it until it broke

an egg.

53. What is a skeleton (skeleton)

It is a big bone that no one has on them!

54. What is dark is a shadow made of light

.

55. With just one word, you can break

the silence.

56. No matter how many times you take it out, it keeps the room light.

57. A police officer saw a truck driver going the wrong way on the next one-way street but didn't give him a vote. Why?

Because the truck driver left

58. Where can milk be best stored?

A cow.

59. Can you move faster, hot or cold?

Hot because you can catch a cold easily.

60. What is the hardest thing about learning to skate

Ice.

61. There are maps of cities without houses, forests without water, forests without trees, rivers

.

62. Can be measured but not length, width or thickness?

Temperature.

63. What makes Tower's Pizza Skinny?

It never eats.

64. Why the handwriting?

If someone writes their own feet, we will have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only THRE girls in the world, do you think they would do it?

Two people will get answers talking about the other.

66. Were there many great people born in London?

No. Only babies.

67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have some?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

68. , the bigger it is, the better it can be seen. What's this?

Darkness.

69. You take away and I become greater. What am I?

A hole.

70.

Who can marry many wives and remain single all his life

A priest (priest)