Looking at the world through cat’s eyes: Spicy Jianghu (8) The noble concubine’s weight loss career

Looking at the world through a cat’s eye, Xiaoba has something to say:

Living in this precious world, the sun is warm and the water is gentle.

Everyone is afraid of the imperial concubine, not because she is evil, but because they are afraid of being caught by her as a temporary photographer.

Taking pictures of her is really the most difficult job in the world. People who take pictures are often extremely ashamed and want to find a crack in the ground to crawl in to comfort the imperial concubine's extremely disappointed heart.

Every time when taking pictures, the imperial concubine would pose in a charming and graceful manner, changing various postures, striving to capture the elegance of an international Hollywood star.

Big eyes, curved eyebrows, fair skin, and dignified demeanor, these are the conditions that can make beautiful photos take a casual photo. However, the imperial concubine thinks her face is too big, so every time she takes a photo , there must be two requirements.

First, the other people taking the photo must stand in front and hide their faces behind other people’s heads. This makes them look smaller, which is understandable.

Second, you must ask the photographer to slim down your face.

This is difficult to do.

The impeccable concubine, the smooth photographer, come and lose, every photographer is not allowed to rush up and use a knife to thin the face of the concubine, otherwise, there is really no way.

Countless times, the imperial concubine looked at the photos she had just taken and complained in various ways. It seemed that there was no way to slim down her face through photography.

Ever since, when everyone saw the imperial concubine having the urge to take pictures, they all walked around secretly, fearing that they would become "the best failed photographer in the world."

The imperial concubine was greatly stimulated.

After much thought, in order to prevent her extraordinary beauty from being affected by her big face, the imperial concubine decided to start her own weight loss career.

It was fasting at the beginning, but the process was terrible

The so-called fasting is to drink only water and not eat anything for a few days. This way of losing weight is faster.

On the first day, the imperial concubine was still energetic and confident, resisting the temptation of food and fighting for her beauty.

On the second day, an interesting phenomenon happened. No matter who was eating something, there was someone standing next to him, staring at other people's food and swallowing saliva. You guessed it? , who is it?

Ordinarily, the concubine’s weight loss has nothing to do with us cats. I was a little worried during class. If this continues, my food rations will no longer be safe. What should I do?

When I met the imperial concubine again, she was feebly telling others about her dream last night: fragrant pig's trotters, fried chicken, her mouth was full of oil~~~

< p> After saying that, I stood still holding on to the table, feeling a little dizzy. . . . . .

Hey, are you impressed?

Don’t dare to move.

Since I got to know the imperial concubine, I have realized that losing weight is a lifelong pursuit and eternal wish of women all over the world. In our cat world where fat is regarded as beauty, that is unbelievable.

The weight loss mentioned here does not only refer to the concubine alone, but to a group of women who surround the concubine with the purpose of losing weight. They shout slogans, make plans, and send red envelopes every day, but often have little effect after a few months. , ultimately lost to delicious food.

Oh, by the way, Cuihua is also one of them.

Some people spent huge sums of money on acupuncture to lose weight. They endured the pain of acupuncture and gnawed on green cucumbers, and finally lost 20 pounds. They also spent seven or eight thousand dollars. In less than half a year, they lost 20 pounds. I have gained another thirty kilograms, and next year I will make up my mind to regroup and walk again with my banknotes. This is money.

There are also people who take diet pills, which are convenient and simple, and they lose weight quickly. However, when they lose weight, their face also turns green, their legs become weak due to diarrhea, and their menstrual period is not normal. My endocrine system has also gone awry, I am weak and weak, and I have aged more than ten years. This is a ruthless character who sacrifices his health for the sake of his figure.

On behalf of everyone, I would like to give them a summary, that is: repeated defeats, repeated defeats, repeated defeats, repeated battles, and perseverance.

Although the imperial concubine also went astray, fortunately, she stopped the loss in time and did not suffer much loss. At most, she wasted some time.

After changing her ways, the imperial concubine started a new weight loss journey.

The imperial concubine, who had never exercised, got a fitness card for the first time and walked on the treadmill every day.

You read that right, walking, not running, because the imperial concubine cannot run, hahaha!

The concubine’s operation was effective. She exercised and stayed away from carbohydrates, skipped dinner, and occasionally ate unexpectedly at night. She felt extremely regretful and blamed herself, and was under great psychological pressure.

However, the pretentious imperial concubine still can’t change her habit of taking selfies. She goes for a few laps on the treadmill at night, then takes a photo and posts it on WeChat to show the results to the outside world. I would say she has lost four points of weight. It’s a six-point show off, no exaggeration at all (I hope the noble concubine won’t beat me up when she sees it).

After three or four weeks, I have achieved quite a lot and can lose 3,456 pounds. My weight loss mission has finally come to fruition.

Unfortunately, Comrade Guifei has a destructive temperament. Whichever gym she goes to, the gym will go bankrupt. Two gyms have collapsed in the past two years, and the third one is currently dying, with only one breath left.

The imperial concubine was also helpless. She thought she was also a victim. She paid the annual fee and applied for an annual card, but suddenly it went bankrupt and ran away. She felt sorry for her money, but in order to continue her weight loss career, she had to continue looking for someone else. One family.

Looking at the imperial concubine insisting on exercising, I silently said in my heart: Come on, gym, hold on, break this curse.

In order to insist on losing weight, the concubine started a weight loss group. Except for two or three people who lost weight in the group, the rest were all supervisors. The concubines weighed themselves every day. If they did not lose weight, they would be in the group. Give out red envelopes.

Don’t look at this small red envelope. A haircut every three days is a big expense. The happiest thing is the people who act as supervisors in the group. The people who eat melons don’t think it’s a big deal. Walking around in the group every day, picking up two red envelopes, and watching the excitement, you don’t have to be hungry or tired, and you don’t have to suffer psychological torture. What a beautiful thing!

To get back to the subject, the imperial concubine has succeeded this time. She has lost weight all the way, her face has become smaller, her legs have become thinner, and her waistline has become slimmer. She no longer needs to retouch pictures when taking photos, and she can now wear beautiful clothes to look good.

Now look at the imperial concubine, going around introducing her weight loss experience to others and showing her weight loss results, with a look of pride on her face.

It’s not easy to go from a rookie to a senior.

Winter is coming, Xiaoba, I would like to sincerely remind you: Be careful, it is easy to start a business, but difficult to keep it!