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Puzzle: No Ding Bai (playing a school)

Riddle analysis and answer: Fudan University. The riddle comes from Liu Yuxi's Humble Room Inscription, which means that I am knowledgeable. "Traffic" is deducted from contacts, and "University" is not deducted from Ding Bai. This school is the first institution of higher learning independently established by China people. Established on 1905. The founder was Ma, a famous educator in modern China, and the first director was Dr. Sun Yat-sen, the founding father of the country.

Puzzle: Self-taught without a teacher (playing school organization)

Riddle Analysis and Solution: Student Union. Self-learning without a teacher means being familiar with it without a teacher's teaching, which can be extended to students' own learning. This group is one of the organizational structures in the present school, the students' own mass organization and the bridge and link between the school and the students. Students consciously accept the leadership, supervision and inspection of the student union and actively support the work of the student union.

Puzzle: Teaching Chess (Playing Machine)

Riddle analysis and answer: Education Bureau. Teach "education" and chess "game" because "game" is often used to represent chessboard in Chinese. The Education Bureau is the government department in charge of education and language work.

Puzzle: gardener's perception (playing a festival)

Riddle analysis and answer: Teacher's Day. Gardeners interpret "teachers" and feelings interpret "festivals". The 9th meeting of the 6th the NPC Standing Committee made a resolution to designate September 6th every year as China Teachers' Day. 1985 September 10 is the first teachers' day in China. Since then, teachers have their own festivals.

Puzzle: one word and two points (one subject)

Analysis and solution of riddles: anatomy. The word "Xue" can be dissected into two parts. Anatomy is a branch of biology, which involves the structure and tissue of organisms and can be divided into animal anatomy and plant anatomy. The main branches of anatomy are comparative anatomy, histology and human anatomy.

Puzzle: Things are neatly stacked (type a topic)

Riddle analysis and answer: physics. Things buckle "things", piles neatly buckle "reason". The full name of physics is physics. The word "physics" in Europe originated from ancient Greek, which originally meant nature and generally referred to natural science.

Puzzle: teaching by example (typing a topic)

Riddle analysis and answer: sports. Body button "body", teaching button "teaching". Physical education class is the basic organizational form of physical education, which is mainly to enable students to master the basic knowledge, basic technology and skills of physical health care, realize students' ideological and moral education and improve the level of sports technology.

Puzzle: the secret recipe of plastic surgery (playing a topic)

Riddle analysis and answer: art. Plastic surgery is "beauty" and the secret is "surgery". Art refers to the art that occupies a certain plane or space and has a visual image for appreciation. Also known as plastic arts and visual arts. According to the purpose, it can be divided into two categories, namely pure art and arts and crafts.

Puzzle: Ask for advice with an open mind (learn a subject)

Riddle analysis and answer: chemistry. The first half of "Hua" is "people"; The word "heart" is followed by the word "virtual", and the learning button is "consult". Chemistry is a science that studies the nature, composition, structure and changing law of matter at molecular and atomic levels. The world is made of matter, and chemistry is one of the main ways and means for human beings to understand and transform the material world. It is a discipline with a long history and full of vitality, and its achievement is an important symbol of social civilization.

Puzzle: Things are not hot (play a question)

Riddle analysis and answer: biology. Things buckle "things" and don't buckle "health". Biology is a branch of natural science. Study the structure, function, occurrence and development of living things. And the relationship between living things and their surroundings. Biology originated from natural history, experienced experimental biology and molecular biology, and entered the period of systematic biology.

Puzzle: Returning from Mid-Autumn Festival (signing)

Answer: Eight returns.

Puzzle: Chang 'e Descending to Earth (Playing Flower Name)

Answer: Rose.

Puzzle: Mid-autumn chrysanthemums bloom (to use an idiom)

Answer: Have a good full moon.

Puzzle: The moon shines on me (enter Amin's name)

Answer: Gui Youguang.

Puzzle: Until I raise my glass and ask the moon (politely)

Answer: Come and see us.

Puzzle: Lonely Chang 'e Twilight Sleeve (dance term)

Answer: solo dance

Puzzle: China people like Mid-Autumn Festival (tourism term).

Answer: Sightseeing.

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn honeymoon (to use an idiom)

Answer: Have a good full moon.

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Festival night breeze blowing.

Answer: bright moon and cool breeze

Puzzle: A bright moon is hanging in the sky (type a four-word stock market term)

A: The daily profit and loss increase.

Confusion: Looking up, I found that it was moonlight (type the name of a Chinese medicine).

Answer: Angelica sinensis

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Moon Cake (A computer term)

Answer: floppy disk

Puzzle: Reunion after Mid-Autumn Festival (name a movie)

The answer is: the second handshake.

Puzzle: Appreciating the Moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival (typing a poem titled A Dream of Red Mansions)

Answer: Jia Yucun's Moon Love: Every three to five days, we will reunite, and the jade fence will be full of light. It will only make a circle in the sky and the world will look up.

Puzzle: Double Ninth Festival after Mid-Autumn Festival (playing A Zheng Banqiao Poetry)

A: Section after section.

Puzzle: It's autumn moon again (a historical noun)

Answer: August 15.

Puzzle: tomorrow's total solar eclipse (type a word)

Answer: the moon

Puzzle: The moon is missing over the capital (type the names of the characters in Water Margin)

Answer: Qin Ming.

Puzzle: How bright is the moonlight at home! (Type an agricultural term)

Answer: lighting

Puzzle: Monks knock on the Moon Gate (playing foreign place names)

Answer: Guam

Puzzle: The moon is full of rain and shine (personal capital)

A: Self-financing.

Crossword puzzle: February Ping (type a word)

Answer: Peng

Puzzle: The sun, the moon and the stars depend on each other, and the sun and the moon exist (type a word).

Answer: fishy

Puzzle: A pair of bright moons are intact, standing left and right at the foot of the mountain (type)

Answer: collapse

Puzzle: Water and Moon in the Hand (to use an idiom)

Answer: The apple of your eye.

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Moonlight Symposium (in a meteorological term)

Answer: It will be cloudy tomorrow night.

Puzzle: wholeheartedly reform for the motherland (type a word)

Answer: Medium.

Puzzle: a new moon shines on the branch, and two stars hang in landlite (type a word)

Answer: Autumn.

Puzzle: I've made up my mind (type a word)

Answer: Quick.

Problem: Don't lift others too high (type a word)

Answer: Music.

Puzzle: the moon of the fifteenth (playing idioms)

Answer: aboveboard

Confusion: Looking up, I found it was moonlight (movie actor).

Answer: Gao Yuanyuan.

Puzzle: Dare to go to the moon for nine days (playing car brands)

Answer: Lexus

Puzzle: get the moon in front of the moon building (type a word)

Answer: shed

Puzzle: the cloud breaks the eyebrow and leans against the west building (type a word)

Answer: Private.

Puzzle: Moonlight in the Pine Forest (Typing Photography Term)

A: Black and white development.

Puzzle: Yan array industry at sunset and sunrise (type a word)

A: Yan

Puzzle: The third day of September is like a bow (drinking)

Answer: pearl dew

Puzzle: Show off at a holiday party (type a word)

A: Wan.

Puzzle: Wedding honeymoon, Mid-Autumn Festival trip to foreign countries (idiom 1)

Answer: I am ecstatic.

Puzzle: A breezy Mid-Autumn Night (four words commonly used to express one)

Answer: Carry forward.

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Festival Reunion (Shadow 1)

Answer: kindling

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Festival full moon, the host and guest are paid (idiom 2)

Answer: aboveboard

Puzzle: It was produced in Shanghai during the Mid-Autumn Festival (five-word Tang poetry)

Answer: The moon is now round at sea.

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Moon Cake (computer term 1)

Answer: Nodes

Solution: Looking at Dongting in August, Qian Fan passing by (Song III)

Answer: boating on Mid-Autumn Lake

Puzzle: The excircle is tangent to the vertical line, and the whole is a square hypotenuse (section 1).

Answer: Mid-Autumn Festival

Puzzle: A mountain ten miles away, an array a thousand miles away (Festival 1)

Answer: Mid-Autumn Festival

Puzzle: Qing Hui on August 15th (Five Dynasties Poetry)

Answer: Mid-Autumn Moon

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Festival in August. Shanglouge (tea name)

The answer is: Huang Jingui.

Puzzle: It's cloudy on Mid-Autumn Festival night (hit 1)

Answer: cells

Puzzle: Born in Qingshan, flowers bloom like gold, and the result is like the Mid-Autumn Moon, full of stars. (knocking a plant)

Answer: Sunflowers

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Moonlight Exposes Flowers (Stationery Name)

Answer: ballpoint pen

Puzzle: Don't forget the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion (a sentence in The West Chamber)

A: You must remember this section.

Puzzle: Appreciating the Moon in Mid-Autumn Festival (five words in Tang poetry)

Answer: However, it is better to let nature take its course than to wish this season.

Puzzle: Around Mid-Autumn Festival (five words in Tang poetry)

A: I became your wife when I was fourteen.

Puzzle: Mid-Autumn Festival Dongting Bo Xiu (five words in Tang poetry)

A: This is the lake in August.

1 ? What is the name of the wine buried in the ground for 1000 years? Answer: Alcohol 2? There is a pig. He walked and walked until he came to England. What has he become? Pig3？ In class, the teacher recited the text at will. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher ask to answer: puppy, because Wangwang Xianbei 4? Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which one didn't get paid in the end? Answer: centipede, because it's not free? The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest? Answer: Elephant 6? What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight Answer: Mango 7? Which two kinds of vegetables have mobile phones to answer: radish and green vegetables, each with his own love? A turtle walked through a pile of shit, but left only three footprints on it. Why? ? Answer: Is there a foot holding your nose? Why do people go to bed? Answer: The bed won't come by itself. It turned out to be the Spartan 800 warriors. Why did it become 300 in the movie? ? Answer: Wu Bai sang 1 1? Why can Xiao Qiang stop the car with one hand? ? Answer: Take a taxi? 12 ? If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? Answer: If it is 13? Jin Mu is a land of fire and water, whose legs are long? ? Answer: ham sausage 1? Who in the world will suddenly get old? Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife. How much is a heart worth? Answer: 1 100 million. Because you are single-minded! 3 ? How much do I need to take when I go out in typhoon weather? Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather. The exam is coming. I can't read any more books. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? ? [Answer] Does Heaven occupy position 6? Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? ? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. ? Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. 7 ? Question: What is the pencil's surname? ? A: Xiao? Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil. 8 ? Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? ? Answer: ice cream. ? Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn). 9 ? Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? ? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 efforts? Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly. 10 ? Question: How to make the sparrow quiet? ? Answer: Click. ? Reason: Silence (silence). 1 1 ? Question: Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao? Reason: Speak of the devil 12? Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! ? Answer: 40? Reason: Facts speak louder than words (13) Question: What if the pigs in the pigsty run out? Answer: Wang Leehom's reason: coax 14 into the question: What should I do if I come out again? Answer: Han Hong Reason: Still coax 15? September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius full moon 16? The wolf is coming (guess fruit)? Answer: carambola (sheep escape) 17? What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive? Answer: one more person ... 18? There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice? Answer: courtesy (ice carp) 19? Why does tofu hurt people? Answer: Because it is frozen tofu 20? A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? Answer: Because he is not in the car? There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place? Answer: Tomb 22? Chickens and geese compete in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why do they arrive at the finish line late? Answer: the chicken ran in the wrong direction 23? The bell in the east rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened? Answer: Is it physical education class 24? Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two. 25? What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: The other foot? Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes? What has no tongue in its mouth? Answer: teapot mouth 28? What kind of official doesn't give orders, but always smiles at others? Answer: Xin Langguan 29? A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why? Answer: Want to catch a thief quickly? Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why? A: He swears every day. 3 1 ? Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees can't jump 32? "You stand with the pig", guess an animal and answer: elephant (like) 33? Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber? Which flowers can't touch the answer: Spark 35? What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: Answer 3 6 When does the clock in Times Square ring 13? Answer: It's time to fix 37. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father? Answer: eunuch 38? When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. Answer: 39 when going to the toilet? Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken? Why? Answer: Black chickens are very powerful. They can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs. Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet, what will be the impact of abolishing morning self-study 4 1? Answer: Sleep less for half an hour. Please invite the tortoise and rabbit to race and the pig to be the referee. Who will win the tortoise and rabbit race? Answer: I can't say! This man is a pig … 43 What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: nonsense (chicken) talk about 44. The farmer has a pig and a donkey at home. Do you think farmers will kill pigs or donkeys first during the Chinese New Year? Answer: Would you rather kill the pig (silly pig) or the donkey (donkey)? Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash" for 46 days, a medium-rare steak is walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

1 Who is the king of beasts? ● Zoo director? What kind of person will appear after death? ● People in movies? What hat can't I wear? ● Nuts? What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note? What is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right ear? What water will never be used up? ● Tears? What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet? The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short? Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is a penguin? 10 What English letters do people like to listen to best? ●CD？ 1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing and don't die, okay? 12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. ● Temper? 13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic flowers? 14 Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? ● Do moths like rabbit meat? 15 where is the narrowest road? ● The road to family is narrow? /kloc-what's the name of farting before 0/6? ● Unique voice? 17 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? ● In the toilet? 18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● Safety island on the road? 19 where is the safest place when the earth explodes? ● Hell? A group of henpecked men got together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why? ● Scared to death? 2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● Is it flat? What word is universal? ● Arabic numerals? A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? ● Because it is a mother-child relationship? Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Grandpa, dad and son? Why can't a hammer hammer eggs? Of course, the hammer won't break. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? ● Faint? What easily knocked down the 27th World Boxing Champion? ● Sleep? There was once a lady who divorced several times and played a four-character idiom? ● Tired (abandoned) from previous work? What do stutterers suffer most from? ● Make a long distance call? What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? ● Step on the other foot? 3 1 Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? ● conjunction? After the failure of heart exchange surgery, the doctor asked the dying patient what his last words were. Guess what he would say? In fact, you don't understand my heart? Why do men have to fight when drinking together? ● Don't eat or drink a toast? 34 Divide 8 in half. What is it? ●0? When does the sun rise in the west? When you swear? There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Maybe, they are triplets? What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ● Open your eyes? A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? ● Is this a veterinary hospital? In winter, how can ice be turned into water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points from the ice? A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? ● A blind cat meets a dead mouse? 4 1 Why do peacocks fly southeast instead of northwest? ● Because there are high walls in the northwest? A truck driver collided with a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? ● The truck driver didn't drive at that time? Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? Of course, Xiao Ming? There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think it is? Two and a half hours add up to an hour? There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine? What is unknown, you don't know and I know? ● Is the sole broken? There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? Of course, they stand face to face?

What kind of eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Did you get a zero in the exam? Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? ● Do you have a headache? What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' son is on the left. Mencius' son is above 5 1. What can I borrow without returning it? ● Excuse me? What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? ● Conductor? What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle? What will increase by half after handstand? ●6? You will destroy it by calling its name. What is this? ● Silence? What comes often, but never really comes? ● Tomorrow? When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, their parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages and he is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? ● Xiao Wang is a baby? How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a word "red"? When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● Spare tire? There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? ● Sink into the bottom of the river? 6 1 Under what circumstances will people burst into tears? ● Cremation? Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? ● Alcohol?

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs?

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? ● No one dares to stop fighting?

Mr. Lin changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? ● Don't really love her?

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? ● dreaming?

Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why? ● Black-bone chicken, black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, and white chicken can't lay black eggs?

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? Did you forget to lock the door?

What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning?

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? ● Sit in heaven? Manager 7 1 can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this? ● Fired squid?

What wine can't be drunk? ● Iodine?

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? As long as you don't drink?

You don't need to work hard at typing. ● dozing off? There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this? ● Coffin

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● Binding books?

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ● No one knows?

A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces. ● Facing the ground?

"Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "acquired"? The day after tomorrow?

What are the main reasons for divorce? ● Get married?

8 1 9 oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? ● Squeeze into juice?

How to put the pencil on the ground so that others can't draw it? ● Put it by the wall?

Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? Can't she sit?

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ● Trees can't jump?

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? ● Earth?

What is the name of a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? ● peerless beauty?

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● Afraid of eating fingers?

88 Who is always afraid of taking a bath ● Clay figurine?

Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? ● There is no "Amitabha" in the south?

Stealing is not illegal. ● snickering?

9 1 Do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ● In the hospital?

Why do geese fly south? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow? Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? ● Fool?

There are 6 steamed buns in 94 pots, which are given to 6 children each 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? ● The last child took the basin together? Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber?

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? ● Is this a "wrong" word?

97 what car can't move? ● Windmill?

Xiaoming got a model student instead of studying. Why is Xiaoming a deaf-mute student? How many sides does the box have? ● Two sides. Inside and outside? 100 which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in each month?