We want soy milk and fried dough sticks, and we want broadband access to our homes

You should be talking about Lu Xiaobao’s "Da Shi Ji", the originator of Internet spoofs. He did all the male voice dubbing by himself, which is awesome. I can't open the video website now. You should be able to search it on Baidu Video Search.

It begins with "With five fingers that cannot see the dark night, a small whooshing wind is blowing..."

The part about learning English is a spoof of Jiang Wen's "The Devils Are Coming", Jiang Wen made a joke The pinyin of what I shouted at the top of my lungs is Ah Bo Bade.

Introduction:

"The Great Historian" was released as a New Year's film in 2002. It first appeared on the Internet at the end of 2001. At the end of the film, there is a signature from the producer - " Jointly produced by Black Ice Image and Xiaobao Communication." "Black Ice" is the name of a photo studio that specializes in taking black and white photos with an avant-garde style. "Xiaobao Communication" is not as famous as "Black Ice".

"Da Shi Ji" tells a story about current events, including "Evil in the East", "See You or Be Parted", "Farewell My Concubine", "Jing Ke Assassins the King of Qin", "You Have Something to Say" "Speak Well" and other movie clips are cleverly put together, and the intention of joking is very obvious, but more people just regard it as a humorous movie. A monologue at the beginning of the film has become an online classic: "The story happened like this, on a night when I couldn't see my fingers, the wind was blowing... I wrote your name in the sky, and it was taken away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach and was taken away by the waves; then I wrote your name on every corner of the street and I was taken away by the police.

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