Zhou Wei's cross talk "I spoil him" will be staged in the Spring Festival Evening of 2007. Don't be incomplete. Everything else on the Internet is wrong. None of them are complete.

A: Happy New Year to all of you. Thank you for your applause. Anyone who applauds, I promise you will make a fortune next year.

B: Really, haha.

A: If it had been warmer, it would have been two years ... three years ... five years ... ten years ... actually, it doesn't count.

Hey, what do you think he's doing?

A: Actually, this applause is for you. Look at Mr. Zhao. Her face is red, beaming, full of blessings and enthusiasm.

What a talker.

A: Let me ask you, a celebrity like you, have you ... taken a shower?

B: Take a shower, who hasn't! If you don't wash it, it will rot long ago.

No, I mean how do you take a shower?

B: Soak in a big pool or a small pool, and sometimes steam, dry steam or wet steam. ...

A: Has it been steamed?

That's a turtle.

Well, a shower. Have you washed it?

B: Of course. I wash at home every day.

How high is the faucet in your shower?

B: It's so high (gesticulating), more than two meters.

Have you ever taken a 20-meter-high shower?

20 meters? No. You washed it?

A: Stop it. I really washed it once.

B: Where is it?

One day, I was walking on the sidewalk. Wow, a basin of water fell from the sky. I didn't even come to undress. Wow, the one I washed tastes terrible.

B: This is dirty water poured upstairs.

This water is not dirty. It has a lot of content.

B: Huh? What is the content?

Answer: tomato skin (behind the head), old pumpkin seeds (on the head), rotten egg shells ... alas! This family must eat seafood today!

What do you mean?

A: (on the tongue) Here are two fish scales!

B: Bah (reading puo), it's not dirty!

What do you suggest I do?

B: Go upstairs and find him!

A: There are so many upstairs. I know who poured it. Besides what I was looking for, when I knocked at the door, a man who couldn't speak human words jumped out: "Wang! Wang Wang Wang! " I had to: "Woof! Wang Wang Wang! "

B: OK! They talk to each other! Don't choke the dog, you have to find the owner!

A: What if his master can't speak human language? As soon as I come out! @ #￥%……& amp； * (quick) I have to say "! @ #￥%……& amp； " "! @#￥%……"

Okay, okay, what are you doing here?

A: I can't explain it to him either.

What about you?

I spoil him too much!

B: spoil him? You can't spoil him, you have to spoil him. He will fall down next time.

A: Well, I met him to pour vegetable water today, and you will meet him to pour bath water tomorrow. He had better pour a pot of boiling water that day, so that he wouldn't be killed if he went upstairs. ...

What does he think?

A: It's best to color his face, make his head vibrate, make his ears ring back, make his front teeth move, turn his nose over and flatten his tongue!

Wow, he is still doing the same thing! This whole cell phone head ... uh, what about this time?

A: This time? Someone helped me upstairs, and I didn't spend any money taking a shower. I didn't take off my clothes. It was quite hot just now, but now it's a little cold ... oh, oh, oh ... (trembling)

Come on, neither of you did it right. He shouldn't pour water from upstairs, which is uncivilized and immoral; You shouldn't spoil him

I must get used to him. You don't know me.

B: And you are?

A: So everyone calls me enema.

B: What's an enema?

A: Yes, because I have always been used to him, always used to him, always used to him, so I was called enema.

B: this enema.

Well, it shows that I can tolerate some things.

Can you tolerate anything?

Yes, I was walking on the zebra crossing when I was hit by a bike running a red light. The flying one is far away, and the falling one is flat. When I fell, I had hair on my face and no skin.

Can you stand it?

I didn't get up during the party.

B: Then what did you say?

Oh, yo, yo, yo ... Brother, you rode this car ... Did your car crash? Excuse me! pity ...

B: Hey! What did he say?

A: The man came up to me and said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ..."

B: It hurts.

A: Challenge.

B: a challenge

Why are you waiting here for me to hit you? It really scared me. It's because you don't have eyes in the back of your head, boy.

B: What?

I hit you for nothing. ...

Oh, he's right.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Don't worry. Why are you talking to him like that?

I spoil him too much!

B: are you used to it?

A: Yes, let him continue to carry forward this fearless spirit and continue to work hard.

May I?

A: Great. That guy called me comfortable. He jumped out after riding his bike, and when he turned the corner, bang! Call again!

B: Who did you hit again?

I hit a car. Don't tell me, this car is really better than me. It hit me and I flew. There is nothing wrong with the crashed car. He flies alone. He flew farther than me, and he fell flat than me!

What happened?

A: It's not that big. An ambulance 120 crashed into the roof and went straight to the hospital.

What a coincidence.

A: I sang it at first sight.

B: Singing on the sea?

A: I wish my relatives a speedy recovery, good health, return to the front line, and then call again.

B: Huh? Still playing? I said that your enema is not good enough.

A: how did I break it?

B: When you see a person making a mistake, you should educate him, and you can't let him develop this spirit. It's not good for anyone. You are a person who connives at uncivilized and immoral behavior and turns a blind eye. You lack the basic conditions for being a man. You're hurting others and not benefiting yourself. ...

A: It's very kind of you to say so. Go ahead.

B: You ............... (angry) What do you want to spoil me?

Not only you but also the dog.

B: How did the dog adapt?

A: I have a neighbor who is a little rich woman. My daughter has a big dog named Niu Niu.

You can't raise a dog in this city.

A: It was the dog that led her out that day.

B: Wait a minute. Is this walking the dog or walking the dog?

A: It's too big to drag. You were very polite when you saw me. "Come on, girl, call me uncle."

Are you a dog?

A: When I say you're welcome, just call me Big Brother. When I say this head, the dog's head is bigger than the human head (the hand is bigger than the human head).

B: Huh? Besides, I bite you.

This dog has a bigger temper than you, and bit me in one bite ... The little rich woman also complained about me: "Oh, I called you big brother, and you are big brother, so you bit me." If you are the eldest brother, you should reach out and touch it. That's because the elders care about the younger generation. If you are the eldest brother, you can start flirting with women. "

B: I said you can get along.

A: "It's my bad luck. I'll take you for an injection. " I said I'd go by myself, but who made me a hooligan?

What she did was wrong. She should go with you.

A: It doesn't matter. (Singing) "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who bites him. Forgive all the mistakes in this world. I don't care. "

B: You've suffered all your life.

A: It is uncomfortable for you to tie him up so often. Let him go quickly. Wow, that's very obedient. I untied him at that time. The big dog ran out and was knocked down by an old man. The old man was anxious. "How do you keep this dog? Why don't you tie it? " The little rich woman doesn't want to "yo yo, I keep it like this." What is it to you? " "What happened to your dog?" "What happened to my dog?" "You son of a bitch ..." "What's wrong with my son of a bitch? My son of a bitch ... you son of a bitch. "

B: I scolded him, too.

I am very happy here.

B: Are you still happy?

A: Wow, that old man came over at that time. "Don't be happy, I knew it was your boy who screwed up. You are used to this enema today, I am used to that tomorrow, and I am not used to you today. " Give me a mouth with that.

Did you get it?

I said, calm down, old man, or you'll be involved. Please show me here again.

B: Why are you still used to it?

A: I can't get used to it

B: Why?

A: Just this old man. ...

B: Ah.

He is my father.

B: it's time to call!

I missed some of the words "yes, this is" and some of them didn't keep up, but it didn't affect.