Who can write a joke for me?

1. The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light?" Grandpa said shyly, "I don't care." Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? "

2. Wife's Quotation: You are allowed to get drunk and hook up with girls, but you must return to the team at night. If you dare to break my heart and my lungs, I will definitely cripple your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.

3. Two charming children got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!

4. Two old couples had a whim while eating one day: naked rice! Get back to your old feelings! After undressing, the old woman said, I still have a reaction! Breasts are still as hot as when they were young! The old man squinted and said, it's drooping in the soup!