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Drive pigs into the city

Lao Zhao raised a treasure pig, which was sent by the cadres of the towns and villages that helped the poor accurately. Since having this pig, Lao Zhao not only got rid of poverty, but also became a family again. In Lao Zhao's eyes, this pig is very precious. The superior leaders check the poverty alleviation work and the village arranges a copy to go to Lao Zhao's house. His precious pig has a lot of scenery. In the words of Lao Zhao, Bao Zhu has seen leaders that the village director has never seen! The mayor visited Lao Zhao's house, and the village secretary arranged for a photographer to take a picture of the mayor touching the pig's ear. Lao Zhao asked for one to keep. Lao Zhao said that this photo can bring blessings to his family.

Unexpectedly, after the Chinese New Year, the pig got sick and didn't eat for three consecutive days. Fiona Fang Li Bai invited all the veterinarians and gave several bottles of injections, but it was of no use. Lao Zhao was so distressed that he cried. The level of rural veterinarians is poor. He learned that there is a veterinarian Zhang in a livestock and animal husbandry hospital in the county, who specializes in treating intractable diseases of various animals. Lao Zhao decided to go to town to treat pigs. However, it is more than ten kilometers away from the county seat. How can we get there?

My wife said, find a tricycle. Hearing this, Lao Zhao opened his eyes wide and said at the top of his voice, "Why, look for three wheels, won't that wake our baby pig?" Lao Zhao decided to hire a sedan chair, but he asked several drivers and refused to pay a penny. Lao Zhao found the town civil affairs assistant who helped him get rid of poverty that year. The civil affairs assistant said that there was a car in town, which happened to be idle these two days. I can deliver it for you, but it was the cremation car that killed the man. Hearing this, Lao Zhao almost twisted his nose with anger. Isn't this a curse on my precious pig? I would have beaten him if I hadn't helped him out of poverty.

At a loss, Lao Zhao stayed up all night, squatting at the door of Zhu Bao and crying. My wife said, "If you ask me, don't put on airs. If you can't find a car, you will drive the pig into the city. "

"So far, can it walk? It hasn't eaten for three days?"

"Why can't you walk? Do you remember our little captain? That year, I lost money. I stole pigs from my father's house in the middle of the night and rushed to the city to sell them. More than 50 miles of land have arrived. "

Lao Zhao thought about it, but there was no other way.

On the 21st day of the first month, Zhao Botao suddenly said, "Happiness leads to money in the south, career is blessed, the sick are not harmed, and family is blessed ..." The county just went south, and today's eight achievements should be attributed to his precious pig head.

In early spring, the snow and ice melted, the sun was shining and the breeze was warm. Lao Zhao, driving a pig, walked on the asphalt road newly built last year, feeling his legs lighter. Even his precious pig was much stronger than the pen, and he trotted excitedly.

Passers-by recognize Lao Zhao and his baby pig-the town TV station broadcasts Lao Zhao's feature film every day.

"Lao Zhao, went to Zhu Bao on a blind date again?"

"This is not a blind date. Didn't I gain three pounds every holiday? My treasure pig eats too many good things in the New Year to lure him into the city to lose weight! "

Someone knows that Lao Zhao is in town to see pigs. The pony he invited the day before yesterday came from behind, stopped the car and jokingly said, "Lao Zhao, come into town and take my car!" "

"Hum! You stupid car, let my baby pig sit, it still feels ashamed! "

After walking for more than three hours and more than ten kilometers, Lao Zhao's clothes were soaked with sweat, and his baby pig was panting like water washing. Fortunately, I finally saw the tall buildings and spacious roads ahead. Lao Zhao took his precious pig and stopped to have a rest at the intersection of the city. Treasure pig is thirsty, looking for water to drink by the roadside. Lao Zhao took out a bottle of mineral water and sent it to Bao Zhu's mouth. Lao Zhao brought five bottles of mineral water this time, and he is willing to drink one when he is thirsty. The other four bottles are all for Bao Zhu.

After resting for ten minutes, Lao Zhao stood up and drove Zhu Bao to town. Passers-by on the road felt novel and turned around one after another. Lao Zhao is beautiful in his heart. Go ahead and be stopped by the traffic police at the traffic post. With a wave of his hand, the traffic police stopped Lao Zhao: "How did you drive the pig into the city?"

Seeing a "teenager" in front of him, Lao Zhao asked indifferently, "What's the matter, can't you drive the pigs into the city? Hehe, is it under the control of the traffic police? "

The young traffic policeman was stumped by Lao Zhao and didn't know how to answer. Suddenly I saw the pig run a red light. The traffic police grabbed the rope in Lao Zhao's hand and said, "Look, why don't I care? The pig ran a red light! "

Lao Zhao looked up, and sure enough, the red light was on, and his baby pig had crossed the yellow line on the ground.

Lao Zhao crustily skin of head and said, "What's wrong with running a red light? It doesn't know the traffic signs. " The traffic police said, "It doesn't know, don't you know?" Lao Zhao said, "I know, but I didn't run a red light?"

"Although you didn't rush, the pig is in your hand, which is equivalent to the steering wheel in your hand. You drive through a red light, understand? Do you have a driver's license? "

"Yes, motorcycle driver's license."

"Well, then, deduct 2 points and fine 200 yuan!"

"I don't have a driver's license and no money."

"No money, buckle the pig!"

"Pig, I am a treasure pig, and it is very expensive. The mayor has met! " Lao Zhao said, taking out the photos he carried with him from his backpack. The traffic police didn't believe his story and pushed Lao Zhao's hand aside, but his eyes swept to the photo. The pig above doesn't know him, but he knows the mayor. The traffic police felt strange and said that the old farmer should not be underestimated. Maybe this is another farmer that the mayor focuses on. It's really untouchable! Look at the pig in the photo again, it really looks like this one in front of you. Think about it, forget it. Anyway, the surveillance video can't see the "Pig", so I'll just do the mayor a favor and let it go.

After passing the traffic post, Lao Zhao was proud of his performance just now. It seems that the mayor is in the back, so there is nothing to be afraid of in the future. So he made his baby pig limp along the busy road more willfully. Is proud of it, in front of an old lady cleaning stopped the pig head-on. The pig just excreted feces on the road. The old lady grabbed the rope and shouted at Lao Zhao, whose wild boar peed casually on the road? You think it's your kang? Fine 20 yuan, take the boar away, or I'll call the police! Lao Zhao wanted to take out the photos again, but on second thought, the old lady didn't seem to know the mayor, and it was really a pig that polluted the road, and the fine was reasonable. Alas! Admit it, I came to see Zhu Bao, so I couldn't wait for time on the road, so I took out 20 yuan money and paid a fine!

At 1 pm, Lao Zhao found the animal husbandry hospital with his baby pig. In the lobby on the first floor, Lao Zhao hung up the number of 79 yuan, a veterinary expert. Under the guidance of the assistant doctor, Lao Zhao led the pig into Zhang Veterinary Clinic. Veterinarian Zhang is in his fifties, with dark skin and a fluffy beard under his cheek. He looks more like a tramp than a doctor. However, the indoor walls are covered with banners, which read praises such as "rejuvenating with skillful hands and eliminating diseases with skillful hands", which seems to be worthy of the name. After waiting for more than half an hour, it was Lao Zhao's turn to see a doctor.

"What's the patient's name?" Veterinarian Zhang asked.

"Are you asking me or the pig?" Lao Zhao is a little nervous.

"I am an animal husbandry hospital. Are you a' patient'? "

"Ah, it's called Bao Pig." Lao Zhao said the nickname of pig.

"What is a treasure pig BMW? What kind is it? "

"This is a binary sow produced by hybridization between Canada and Taiwan Province Province ..."

"All right, I know, and Canada. Now farmers talk big, camels don't brag! "

"Have you ever had a history of drug allergy?"

"Hey, history of drug allergy?"

"Oh, don't answer that question."

Veterinarian Zhang wore gloves, carefully looked at the pig's eyes, pulled out his tongue with an instrument, checked the color, and patted the front heart and back several times.

Lao Zhao said, I am a treasure pig. You see, he has seen the world. With that, he took out the photo and put it on the vet's desk. Veterinarian Zhang picked up the photo and looked at it. He said with deliberate surprise, "Alas! I really didn't see it. What a treasure pig! I have to have a good check. " Muttered in his mouth, looked back and forth carefully again, took out his stethoscope and listened to the pig's breathing, sighed and said, "Why is this pig breathing so hard?" And it's empty. Look at the sweat. It looks like water. "

"Yes, husband, you must give it a good look!"

"I'm a vet. Don't call me a teacher. " Veterinarian Zhang closed his eyes and thought hard for more than half a minute. Then he wrote a long checklist on the note and told Lao Zhao, "Your precious pig is no ordinary pig. I have treated thousands of pigs and have never seen such pure quality. I have to give you a systematic examination: pay money on the first floor, do lung CT and brain color ultrasound on the second floor, do electrocardiogram and hepatobiliary angiography on the third floor, and draw blood on the fourth floor. I can't drink water I have to do the last three items tomorrow, and I will be hospitalized first. There will be no bed in the future. "

Lao Zhao took the list opened by the veterinarian and paid at the registration office on the first floor. Check the total amount of 2720 yuan. After paying the money, I asked the information desk to help me see a doctor. I went to the back building for hospitalization and paid a deposit of 3000 yuan. Lao Zhao gave Zhu Bao a single room. The ward is a low wall with four boards, and the "bed" is a clean red brick kang, about 6 square meters. Lao Zhao asked about the "bed fee", and the tour guide said that one night in 240 yuan, plus the air conditioning fee, and one night in 30 yuan was optional. The hospital provides nutritious animal meals for one day 160 yuan, and you have to pay for it yourself.

After the hospitalization procedure, the assistant doctor guided Lao Zhao to the second floor to do lung CT for the pig. At the door of the elevator, the assistant doctor said that it is free for people to take the elevator, while pigs have to pay the health fee for taking the elevator, and each time they go up and down one way to 20 yuan and back to 30 yuan. Lao Zhao secretly gritted his teeth. Hum, he killed someone! On second thought, since I am in the hospital, I have to be slaughtered. At this time, money is a piece of paper. If you want to treat a disease, you can't feel bad about money, not to mention this is a treasure pig. Calculated, the first floor to the second floor, the second floor after inspection to the third floor to the fourth floor, all the way to 90 yuan, all the money seized.

Except for blood routine, urine routine and stool examination, all other examinations were completed in the afternoon, and the assistant doctor said that the results would not be available until the next morning. Lao Zhao took Bao Zhu back to the inpatient department, helped the doctor put the pigsty in the ward and locked the door. The doctor told Lao Zhao that the animals were treated in the intensive care unit, and the "family members"-that is, they could not be in the ward. There was a special escort room opposite, and 60 yuan could stay for one night. Lao Zhao felt that there was not much money in his pocket and thought for a while. Anyway, he is not allowed to see pigs here, so he might as well find a cheaper place to spend the night outside. He remembers that when he was young, he spent time in the ticket office of the railway station. It is not impossible to go back to the old place tonight.

Spent the night in my seat at the train station. Early the next morning, Lao Zhao took the pig, paid the elevator fee, drew blood from the pig, and made blood routine, urine routine and stool examination.

/kloc-after 0/0, all the results will come out. Veterinarian Zhang carefully checked the checklist and frowned and said, "Fortunately, from the analysis of the inspection results, there is nothing wrong with it. You can save money here. "

Lao Zhao asked, "Veterinarian Zhang, what's wrong with this pig?"

Veterinarian Zhang said: "From the checklist, your baby pig has circulatory disorder. There may be two reasons. First, eat too much greasy food in the New Year, eat too much, and give it ordinary food, you can't accept it. " The second is to consider suffering from a little mild mental depression. I'll prescribe some veterinary Chinese medicine for you. Go home and feed the pigs. Don't let strangers disturb it. It will be ready in ten days. "Veterinarians have prescribed six kinds of drugs, one of which is 168 yuan.

Lao Zhao asked him if he needed infusion and stayed in the hospital for a few more days. The vet said it wasn't necessary. Save two dollars. It is not easy for farmers to make money.

Lao Zhao took the medicine, went through the discharge formalities and walked out of the animal husbandry hospital with his baby pig. At this moment, my heart lit up. I didn't come to town for nothing, carrying a big bag of Chinese medicine. The vet said it would be fine in ten and a half months. Just thinking about it, this trip to the city cost more than 4000 yuan, and I lamented that it was too expensive to see a doctor. Not only people but also pigs can't afford to get sick. Go home at once, I can't afford to stay in the city.

Go back the way you came. The pig wrote, running ahead, Lao Zhao didn't have a good rest last night, and some couldn't keep up with the pig's footsteps and struggled to pull the rope behind him. Bypass a few roads and come to the traffic post that entered the city yesterday. On the traffic post, it was the young traffic policeman who saw Lao Zhao leading a pig out of the city from a distance. He quickly waved his hand and motioned for Lao Zhao to watch his baby pig and never run a red light again. At that time, Lao Zhao didn't understand the meaning of the traffic police and thought that he would stop the fine again. He thought, I can't travel with him Get out of this city. After that, he was no longer in charge. So I didn't tighten the rope, but let go with the help of the pig running forward. Pig got out of his master's control, immediately spread out the ring, crossed the road and jumped out. It was also because of Lao Zhao's misfortune that a dump truck pulled sand quickly came across the street. The pig was running around on the road, and the driver couldn't escape, so he knocked the pig out dozens of meters away at once.

This sudden scene made Lao Zhao jump on his beloved pig like crazy. However, when he arrived, the pig's blood spilled all over the floor and died. Lao Zhao was so distressed that he burst into tears at Zhu Bao. Feeling deeply guilty, the driver said to Lao Zhao, "Uncle, I'm sorry. Do you want me to compensate you?" ? How much do you think it will cost? "

Lao Zhao tugged at the driver's collar and shouted, "Can you afford it? I'm Bao Zhu. I am a treasure pig who has seen the world. You killed my precious pig and my whole family! No, you have to lose money, pay me 20 thousand, no, at least pay me 50 thousand ... "

The driver said, "Uncle, you are wrong!"

"Hey, look at this photo. Am I an ordinary pig? "

The driver took the photo and was speechless. ...

The end of the story is that the dumper driver does not bear any responsibility according to the road traffic law under the proof of the on-site traffic police and surveillance video; But out of sympathy for Lao Zhao, the driver gave Lao Zhao 500 yuan money.

Lao Zhao refused to take photos and reported to the Municipal Letters and Calls Office. Research on the Contact between Letters and Calls Office and Town Leaders. Lao Zhao is a typical example of precision poverty alleviation. Without the pig, nine times out of ten he will return to poverty. So let the first secretary of the village, the town civil affairs assistant, take some money from the civil affairs office and buy a sow for Lao Zhao to send home.