Sentence copy describing the super narcissism of handsome guys

A sentence copy describing the super narcissism of a handsome guy (I) 1. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

2. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!

When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

I am now, and you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

6. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

7. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money by my handsome face and live a lascivious life freely.

8. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

9. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

10. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

1 1. Law-abiding, depressed in the imperial court, singing at night, riding a mule at the expense of others, being fair and comfortable, and being hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

12. Don't call me shameless, and don't envy or hate. I'm beautiful, and it's inevitable that many people will chase me!

13. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

14. finally, the court announced the verdict: "it's not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.

15. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

16. Do you love me or not is pure fiction.

17. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

18. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.

19. It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be cheated.

20. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

2 1. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.

22. The child's words are unscrupulous, and all the stories that are blurted out are without brains, and the outline is full of loopholes but full of affection. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious.

23. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

25. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

26. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

27. Even the title of my exam is like this: Title: Be the most handsome, A: Don't do it, now it is, Title: Be the ugliest, A: Don't do it, it won't be ugly anyway.

28. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

29. The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness. So, up to now, I still live for my handsome and strong.

30. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

3 1. If I die, how will you live?

32. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.

The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

34. A narcissistic sentence: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!

35. I can't live in this life, and I'm poor only with money!

36. The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-it was blocked during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me attentively.

38. Don't cry at my grave, you will dirty my path of reincarnation!

39. Some people say I am handsome. I spent the whole night wondering who leaked the news.

40. Anger in Jacky Cheung, shame in Andy Lau! !

4 1. Life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one reading opportunity.

42. I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.

43. Actually, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

44. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.

46. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

47. It is the soul of shit, especially the ghost of shit.

48. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

Super narcissistic sentence

1, hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

2. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

4. Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend.

I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

6. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.

7. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

8. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world! .

9. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.

10, today's weather is good, it's a good day to go out and look handsome.

1 1, you said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I just can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

12. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

13, life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it.

14, the last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

15, the child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a full but affectionate ID.

16, I have been worried about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.

17, when I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.

18, liking me means buying a lottery ticket, and there will only be one winner. However, winning the third prize of my smile is happier than winning 5 million.

19, be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me!

20. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring.

2 1, Yushu is facing the wind in Pan An, and a pear flower presses Haitang.

22. Many of Stephen Chow's classic lines are like this. Baidu has a lot at once.

23, all the way to the red line, stop at a red one, and a leaf in the flowers will not touch the body.

A collection of narcissistic copywriting that satirizes others and is not as handsome as me

A narcissistic copy that mocks others and is not as handsome as me (I) 1. Every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

500 years ago, you leveled the Tiangong alone, and now 100 million people leveled CCTV for you.

3. The user is too handsome to set personal data.

A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

Honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. You really should be beaten. Dare to say you are cow dung. ...

6. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

7. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

9. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

10. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

1 1. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

12. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited my child from his chromosome.

13. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

14. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

15. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will stop being so handsome and be ordinary.

16. this kind of thing, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am beautiful and I am casual.

17. I can kill you with my keyboard or embarrass you with my beauty.

18. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

19. I can change what you like about me.

20. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am?

2 1. I hope you can grab my collar and tell me that those snacks are all for me.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

23. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

24. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.

25. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

26. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

27. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you.

28. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.

29. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

30. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

3 1. Now I like listening to music quietly and miss you.

32. I am good-looking and not easy to cheat, so the invigilator can't help but look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

33. Men are like meals in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!

Don't be infatuated with my brother. My brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

35. Go out for a trip with your best friend and rest under the tree when you are tired. Suddenly a few drops of bird droppings fell on my face, and before I knew it, my best friend wiped it evenly for me, saying that your sunscreen had not been wiped evenly.

36. I am pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!

37. I usually cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of the class teacher, I have the idea of falling in love.

38. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. If I blow into someone's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return.

39. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

40. The child's words are unscrupulous, and all the stories blurted out are unthought stories, which outline a full but affectionate ID.

4 1. I turned my head when I met him, and no one could see the expression on his face clearly.

Super narcissistic funny sentences

One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. Andy Lau is missing. As soon as the tiger turned around and saw me handsome and cool, he pushed me forward and laughed. "Don't think I don't know you, little guy."

Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad. 202 1 latest classic.

I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.

4. Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

Being a man is really tiring. A beautiful woman has been beautiful for more than ten years and will continue to be beautiful.

6. I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

8. I am handsome, please don't look.

9. Every beautiful and pure love on campus was destroyed in the name of puppy love.

10. Don't push me, or I'll be handsome beyond control.

1 1. Your world is not just you, you know, you still have me.

12. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, I really know this.

13. It doesn't matter who your yesterday belongs to, as long as today belongs to me.

14. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

15. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find your friend getting better and better.

16. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong, and learn not to cry for anyone.

17. You said you didn't care if I was beautiful, but it turned out that you still cared. 202 1 latest classic.

18. Yes, I am that handsome.

19. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

20. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

Super narcissistic funny sentence 2 2 1. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

22. The wind is so strong that it is inconvenient to go out. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't return it.

23. Look in the mirror and say, Hey, it still looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror exploded.

24. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

25. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

26. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

27. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It's about real beauty.

28. If being too handsome is a crime, then I will!

29. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

30. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, I am happier than Zhong Wan that my smile won the third prize.

3 1. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.

32. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round, and they never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is 0/00 km away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the small stinking ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turned out that there were countless women crying in front of my house all the year round. The composition of tears was rich in amino acids and protein, which was very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those women's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was full of prosperity; By the time I was eighteen, the beach had developed so fast that it was called Hawaii.

34. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively because I was about to explode.

Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.

36. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink by relying on my handsome face, and live a lewd life freely.

37. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

38. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

39. Eat steak instead of beef. I like onions. Put more onions!

40. You can have a crush on me because I don't have a sister-in-law.