Funny sentences in primary school graduation messages

Funny sentences in primary school graduation messages

1, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

2, smile at you, pure courtesy!

3. Leave a message to a pair of classmates who are in love: Now classmates, share the same bed in the future!

4. Earn more RMB reasonably and legally.

5, look into my eyes, in addition to gum, you will see perseverance and sincerity.

I won't see you off when you leave, but I will pick you up when you come back, no matter how stormy it is.

7. man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal."

8, three cups of Rannuo, the five mountains are as light as embarrassing, forgetting the rivers and lakes.

9. The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

10, I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

1 1. After all, I can't outrun that BMW. I can only watch it disappear in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

12, brotherhood: mine is yours, yours is yours, except my wife.

13. Is the departure of the leaves the sadness of the wind or the persistence of the tree? Is it the urge of life or the ceaseless youth that you leave school?

14, never skip class again, because there is no class.

15, preventing others from earning RMB-reasonable and legal-a pair of enemies. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

Funny sentences in primary school graduation messages

1) Students, you go first. I have work to do. ...

2) The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever.

3) It's true that there is no pressure in a well, and people are light without pressure!

4) Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What I am worried about is who will be the next unlucky teacher?

5) Did you cheat a beautiful woman with the house in the East Third Ring Road again?

6) You are the real warrior, who dares to face the bleak life and the dripping blood.

7) Be a boss in the future. If you can't be a boss, you can be a proprietress. If you can't be the proprietress, you can be the boss.

8) If you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

9) Secret love is like pilgrimage. At the moment of reaching the temple, everyone's choice can only be to return to the original road.

10) You said that we were unlucky. After we were in a hurry, we entered the school with our heads held high and left the school with our heads held high. Same door, the difference is so big!

Funny sentences in primary school graduation messages

1) We are a knife occasionally in Jianghu. I hope only time will flow away, and then we will have wives! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

2) Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to imagine you. It's up to you

3) How many memories have we had of the maple forest with red leaves flying? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm.

4) Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

5) I'm tired of watching you for so many years, and my eyes hurt. I think there will be fewer chances of eye pain in the future, so I will walk around in front of you and savor the taste of my eyes.

6) Do everything calmly, do everything calmly, think of God in everything, and don't tell others everywhere that you are crazy!

7) You are so handsome and cool that you can hardly be compared. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will lose gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it!

8) If you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

9) Looking back, it was a series of ups and downs yesterday: Yesterday, we had an argument in class; Yesterday, we ran on the court; Yesterday, there was our struggle in the examination room; Yesterday, we sang by candlelight. Yes, yesterday, how beautiful and unforgettable!

10) Do you still remember the photo taken that day? My instant consciousness lit up with the flash: your beautiful image was left on the negative, and it was deeply branded in my heart.

1 1) A sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a derogatory one: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!"

12) to tell the truth, you are a very good person and have a good figure. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

13) The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!

14) after graduation, how much I want to keep those warm days, but how much I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

15) In the snowy season, we were also lost, feeling lonely and desolate, but we survived after all.

16) If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky! Wish: bliss at an early date; Address: Global Village Cosmic Town; Blood type: ask mosquitoes.

17) English class representative: Don't talk to foreigners if you have the chance to meet them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

18) plucking the lyre and casually raising your black hair, you are about to fly away like a dove. How many years later, can you still remember the days when you and I used to study hard at the same table?

19) Music class representative: Don't sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

20) Monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, although in my four years, you have never heard my command.

2 1) In a quiet sky, every star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

Please tell me if you want to leave! If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a nice trip!

23) A ship without direction, the wind in any direction will not drift across the sea with the wind, only show the hero himself!

24) My principle is that I will tie the rope when I see a tree. Look at this horse. It is at least a big tree, so I'll tie the rope first. As for whether I will die in the end, that's their business.

25) BMW drivers are all rich, but not all of them are social elites.

26) What is Excellence? Is to stand out.

27) I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What I am worried about is who will be the next unlucky teacher?

God gave people broad shoulders, because they should learn to shoulder them.

29) Since I want to make money, what version of RMB do I care?

30) You are a beautiful woman that everyone loves. Flowers bloom and fall, and fish sink and birds are crazy!

[Funny sentences in primary school graduation messages]

Funny message from primary school graduation

It's been six years,

From now on,

Will you miss it,

Even if it's late,

Phoenix blossoms,

There will always be some feelings in my heart,

Away from the song,

Still singing softly in my dreams,

We're about to have our last meal,

I don't know whether it's the afterlife or this life,

I want to cry goodbye on the platform,

Maybe fate will turn this goodbye into never seeing you again,

Keep some memories in your mind,

Say something, deep down,

Sing an old song, in the air,

Study hard and make progress every day.

Health, happiness and progress,

Be a happy person forever,

Love yourself, love your parents, love your teacher, love all the people you should love,

You will be a talented person in 20 years.

Remember: We had a happy childhood together.

Funny primary school graduation message

Funny primary school graduation message (1)

It's a long way and windy, brother. Go well.

Sister, I was wrong. I didn't know my dimples would do you such great harm! If I had known I was going to have a facelift, I would have leveled it!

There can be commas, exclamation points and ellipsis in life, but there can be no period.

In fact, I have always had bad feelings in my heart. I'll tell you today: you said your dimples were bigger than my eyes! You said you couldn't make me angry! You have to ask me how much I hate you. Your dimples represent my heart!

A thousand words turn into one Dan: I miss my sister Dan twice every holiday!

Give you a strong seed: be honest and trustworthy, guard against arrogance and rashness; Modesty, wisdom and courage.

Give you a heart of grass: concentrate with your heart, be careful and persistent; Love and kindness, warmth and intimacy.

May you be like a pine tree on a high mountain, standing tall forever despite the cold and snow!

May you be like a sunflower full of vigor, not afraid of the scorching sun, not addicted to coolness and comfort, and always hold your head high towards the light!

Funny primary school graduation message (2)

Name: mountains and rivers are all dust, not to mention the dust in the dust? I want to go back to the mountains anonymously. Until then, it's called beauty for the time being.

Gender: I want to learn from Zhu Yingtai. So try to keep a neutral dress. Unexpectedly, I am really born with beauty, and I am as beautiful as a lotus flower, better than Zhu Yingtai. So you have seen through it!

Blood type: Want to know? Take a blood test, and you will find that I am covered in humorous blood.

Constellation: The constellation of the earth.

E-mail: no phone: no OICQ: no [note: three none]

Favorite motto: You are such an asshole! {serious statement: this sentence is indecent and plagiarized from the original. ]

Favorite book: an encyclopedia of swearing, but it hasn't been published yet.

The happiest thing: of course, I found1100,000, so I kept my eyes open all day. Always glancing at the roadside. Maybe god blames me for being greedy. So far, this wish has not come true!

Favorite color: the color of money.

Worshipper: You give me money, I will worship you, I will worship you.

Favorite sport: hitting people? Does it count?

Specialty: human potential is infinite. Dig slowly! So I'll take a hoe for the time being-be a first-class farmer!

Message: I really have nothing to say to you. Get along for a few years and find yourself with the body of an old man and the mind of a child! I'm very sorry about my appearance. It is poisoning our eyes. But it's good to be with you, because I can give full play to my specialty. Be obedient and don't be too naughty. I hope you have a woman's boldness, a man's gentleness, a devil's face and an angel's figure. The longer it takes, the gentler it becomes. Oh, no! You are a boy, you should be a loser! Remember to divide the dirt for me when you get rich. Marry another good wife. [dizzy! Stop it! Waste me so much ink]

Primary school graduation message is funny

1. We spent six spring and autumn together. Every game, every discussion and every quarrel will become a precious page in my memory.

I wish you happiness today and all the best tomorrow.

Being a classmate for six years, you have planted the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, carefully water it and cultivate it, so that it will bloom fragrant flowers in the future.

Heartfelt congratulations on opening up a land of your own with wisdom, talent, courage and perseverance.

5. Friend, let me say hello gently. Although life will inevitably have twists and turns, you are my most cherished and unforgettable friend.

6. Your figure is a sail, and my eyes are a river. How many times I tried to keep you, I couldn't keep you in the end. I know that friendship is rare in this world, but freedom is more precious.

7. I miss the days when we laughed, cried and played together. We will all be better, firmly believe.

8. The white clouds in the blue sky are faint sadness in my heart, but my thoughts are as clear as the clear sky, because I think of the reunion soon.

9. After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

10, the wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

1 1, I hope our friendship will never dry up like the rain in the sea, nor will it be like the wind blowing across the sea, only the clear waves ripple.

12, quarrel, bicker, be happy, vent your anger, you will always be my best friend.

13, I wish you, like a seed, bravely break through the sand and stick the green shoots out of the ground and point to the sky.

14, the ideal piano, you must pluck the strings of struggle to play a beautiful and beautiful life movement.

15, today is the most precious thing in the world, and today is the easiest to lose; May you cherish every day in the coming year.

16, make a little progress every day, and one day you will definitely leap or even fly. The eagle can fight the sky, but the tiger will shake the valley.

17, gathering is neither the beginning nor the end. The countless beautiful moments that students have condensed over the years will be engraved in my memory forever.

18, although you are not as handsome as you think, that talking mouth makes everyone around you laugh. And those seemingly omnipotent eyes make people feel kind. May you carry humor through to the end in middle school life.

19, with memories and fantasies, go to life and go to all directions of the motherland.

We are all students in the same class, and our friendship is also two cells in one heart, which will never be separated.

2 1, knowledge is the wing of ascension and the antidote to fear, and human autonomy is deeply hidden in knowledge. Let's race against time, study tirelessly and strive to be a knowledgeable and far-sighted person.

22. Happy childhood is our excitement. I will always remember the interesting life in my alma mater, because you are like my own sister.

23, accumulate wealth, do not study. Accumulate, accumulate and accumulate again, and the snow-capped mountains will eventually breed vast rivers.

24. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

25. I have three wishes: first, I hope that friendship will warm our hearts; Second, I hope that happiness will remain between you and me forever; Third, I hope we can meet often!

26. Do you still remember the photo shoot that day? My instant consciousness lit up with the flash: your beautiful image was left on the negative, and it was deeply branded in my heart.

27. We met at the moment the ship docked. In this happy and meaningful six years, we all have a beautiful friendship life.

28, picking a string of dreams, school plays, memories are so colorful and gorgeous; And the pursuit of growth has actually been skipped. The noise of the world seems to become silent, which makes me pick up my memory again.

29. I deeply understand how much time you spent and how many difficulties you overcame to achieve immediate results. Please believe that in the process of your pursuit, struggle and efforts, I will always stand by with a smile.

Precious summer vacation time should not be used only for study. Learning is a school matter and should be used for study tours and internships. A lot of vacation time is worth your investment.

3 1, we are about to have a farewell speech! There are too many disappointments and too many farewells in my heart. However, our friendship will last forever.

32. Today, we are close classmates; Tomorrow, we will become competitors. May friendship deepen in the competition.

Don't forget to take some time to relax yourself in your busy life and keep a young and happy heart forever.

The friendship between you and me will never be lost and will last forever! Forever.

35. The boat set sail in the port of youth, and we parted temporarily, full of ideals and pursuits. When shall we meet again? Will be at that harvest time!

36. Going forward, we must never tie the string of fate to the fantasy of youth.

37. The green leaf bud says: grow! Grow up! Baihua said: Open! Open it! The deep red fruit said, Great! That's great.

38. Life comes from the flow of streams; Youth, flashing in the torrent; The value of existence is presented in the running of the river.

39. With childishness, surprise, confusion, ideals and self-confidence, usher in the best youth time in life.

40. May you be the wind with white sails; I hope you are a boat, breaking the blue waves. Life is to smile in front of you, move forward bravely and embrace colorful life.

4 1, time flies, and in a blink of an eye, six years of classmates' career has passed. But in the classroom, we are still echoing the sound of reading; On the playground, we are still running and vigorous. The lawns, streams and bamboo pavilions here are the herb gardens we will always be attached to.

42. You will experience the first turning point in your life. Graduation from primary school will be the most unforgettable period in your childhood memory.

43. You fiddle with the lyre, and you will fly away like a dove if you lift your black hair at will. How many years later, can you still remember the days when you and I used to study hard at the same table?

44. Although there are sediment clouds from time to time, the surging rivers always run in the established direction.

45. In the face of the feast laid down by the years, we smiled at each other and politely advised the wine, as if there were all unspoken love and reluctance behind that sentence. Because we all know that there is no more mellow wine than this bottle of wine in our hands.

46. In the days when we met, we had the most cherished friendship, and in the young years, we had the most sincere acquaintance, which is worth cherishing.

47. I wish your life more and more perfect and better. I hope we can see you again. May our friendship last forever.

48. How many memories have we had of the maple forest with red leaves flying? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm.

49. Remember every classmate! Because they will always be your good partners; Remember every teacher! Because they will always be your friends.

50. I wish you were a tree: in spring, you spit the fragrance of mountains; Summer, like spring, sprinkles a touch of coolness; In autumn, hold a sweet green fruit; In winter, save your strength and have a good dream!

5 1, I sincerely hope and firmly believe that celebrating graduation is only the beginning of your beautiful life, and a beautiful and satisfying future awaits you.

52. Maybe the road of life is very long, and our six years are just an episode. But in these six years, I can always feel the warmth brought by my classmates. Thank you. I hope we are still good friends in junior high school.

Knowledge is an inexhaustible mineral resource. The deeper you dig, the more treasure you will get.

54. Liu Yin shook his hand and bid farewell to all kinds of melancholy-classmates have been in love for many years, looking forward to thousands of thoughts, hoping that friendship will become a force for progress!

55. There are no regrets in my heart, because friendship is not limited by geography; Unwilling to express sadness, although parting is just around the corner; There is no need to describe dispersion, after all, meeting each other is not far away.

56. Spring is a green world, and autumn is a golden world. May you use the green of youth to brew a rich golden autumn in the future!

57. My child, I wish you to take off your childish delicacy quickly, raise the sail of creation and sail for the mature and golden coast.

I would rather live in a mysterious world full of novelty than live in a place where I can understand everything by relying on my present intelligence. So, what about you?

59. We used to be two small trees fighting side by side. We were two voices in a duet. We used to be classmates at the same table. Today, when we wave goodbye, please accept my affectionate blessing.

60. Remember the night when we talked under the starlight? Talk about learning, talk about ideals and talk about the future. Even if we live far apart, I will always remember the starry sky that night.

6 1, determination, diligence, pursuit and innovation, these are wonderful notes. Combine them harmoniously and you can compose a song of youth.

62. Meeting to say goodbye and returning to the sea is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.

63, friends, we have to part for a while; If you cherish it, I won't say it. On this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

64. Friendship is a song without words. In your faint season, beautiful flowers bloom, and in deep and shallow footprints, you play a waltz for your indomitable pace. Year after year, year after year.

65. We planted seeds six times in six hopeful springs; Six golden autumn, we have harvested six times; We have endured six intense summer exercises and six severe winter tests. Please don't forget this interesting and colorful time.

I hope our friendship will never cool like iron in a fire, never die like dandelion, and never end like the sea.

67. Use wisdom to describe the drawing board of life, use diligence to write the ups and downs of life, and use sweat to infiltrate the journey of youth. I believe that your tomorrow may not be brilliant, but it will be full of regrets!

68. We were two young seeds. Now that we are grown up, don't go around. I wish you happiness every day in the future.

69.* * * lived together for six years and worked hard together for six years. Continue to * * * encourage!

70. The most precious thing in the world is sincere friendship and deep homesickness, just like fragrant flowers blooming in a deep valley.

7 1, you are a boat moored in the youth port. May you raise the sail of faith and sail for the vast ocean with a dream of hope.

72, a dime, it is hard to come by when you think about it: half a silk and half a wisp, always thinking about material resources, money is not running water, I hope you can save, don't waste.

73. I wish you farewell and happiness. Separation makes friendship stronger, and the first reunion is in that brighter tomorrow.

74. May my parting words be an umbrella, which can shelter you from the scorching sun and wind and rain during your journey.

75. A lofty ideal is the sun in one's heart, which can illuminate every step of life.

76. You were born as an oriole, and singing is a natural skill. May you show your beautiful and charming voice.

77. 1,500 days and nights ended like this. Six years, so many disputes, so many laughter, so many troubles, so much pride, really left the door behind you with a bang?

When the breeze blows, the leaves return to the earth. Will you leave, too? All things must come to an end, but I hope I can stay in your heart!

79. Let's stretch our legs and sweat and thunder all the way! Outside the school gate, there are many flowers and a bright future!

80. Life is a profound book. Other people's notes can't replace your own understanding. May you find something and create something.

8 1, which is a beautiful, brilliant and colorful charming word. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

82. Old wine is the best, but old friends are the best. The longer friends are, the more valuable they are, just because * * * has too many memories.

83. Think of dusk as dawn, and time will keep coming; Starting with success, achievements will continue to emerge.

Our friendship will not be diminished by this parting. In the future, my forever friend wishes you happiness every day!

85. Sweet songs will always be sung for you, and true happiness will always embrace you. Please accept my sincere wishes on this special day.

86. If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!

87. Heaven rewards diligence. There is no genius who doesn't work hard. May you work hard day and night and become a talent as soon as possible!

88. Having been a classmate for four years, you have planted the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, water it carefully, and let it bloom fragrant flowers in the future.

89. Six years have passed in a hurry, and the dreamlike years are full of laughter and laughter. Don't wave your hand and sigh, feel that the flowers are gone, get up your courage and don't forget to exchange surprise news.

90. After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, and I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible.

9 1, when you are lonely, the wind is my song, I hope it can give you a moment's comfort; When you are proud, raindrops are my alarm. May it give you eternal humility.

92. Learning is to strive for what nature has not given us.

In 1993 and 1996, you left unforgettable memories and the most innocent time here.

94. Tomorrow, this is a beautiful, brilliant and colorful charming vocabulary. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

95. The beach of the sea of life in front of you is a golden manuscript. May you write youthful poems with the brilliance of your ideals on this boundless white paper!

96, six years really flies! Teacher! I have lived with you for six years, and I have beaten and cursed in the middle. These memories have been engraved in my heart.

97. Classmate, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in your heart and turned into beautiful memories!

98. The life of old classmates is a bunch of candied haws, and the charming ups and downs will never be forgotten.

99. Erect the ideal mast, raise the sail of faith, sail and sail, and set sail for self-improvement-sail and sail, the ship of youth!

100, in the snowy season, we were also lost and felt lonely and desolate, but we survived after all.

10 1. Opportunities, like Yin Yan, often fly over our windows; Opportunity is like a bell, always echoing on our roof. We just need to catch with our eyes and listen with our ears.

102, reading millions of volumes, writing like a god. If you can break its volume and take its spirit, you can read and write.

103, it's time to start, let's go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye, even if the song fades away, our hearts will beat forever.

104, you finally left, but you left the image of flowers, the fragrance of flowers, and the hope of watering us together. As long as I think of you in the future, my years will always be bright.

105, get up at dawn and be diligent in doing good. May you love the spring of life, cherish the early morning of time, learn plum blossoms, and strive to be the first branch of the east wind.

106, have a young and happy heart, give others a bright smile, give yourself a sincere self, draw a perfect full stop for your studies and a beautiful full stop for your career. Let's sail and go through all the hardships!

107, people's life is like four seasons: spring sowing, long summer, autumn harvest and winter taste. Friend, make use of your youth and try to sow the seeds of happiness!

[Funny primary school graduation message]