If the children's growth handbook is full of children.

Children sometimes say funny things, sometimes exaggerate, sometimes become adults, and sometimes make their parents smile. As long as you play with children often, there will be surprises! The following is the relevant content of the Children's Growth Handbook that I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you will like it!

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1, bearded feet One morning, I was cooking in the kitchen and asked my 4-year-old son to dress himself. I was as busy as a bee in the kitchen when my son was yelling in the room. Mom, come and see, I have grown up and a beard on my feet! ? I came to my son's room and saw him snapping his toes and watching carefully. Mom, look, I have a beard on my feet, or a white beard! ? He pointed to a few sparse hairs on his big toe and said. Looking at my son's lovely appearance, I smiled. He said solemnly:? Mom, what are you laughing at? Really, I have a beard on my feet and it's white. Look! ?

2. I am also one day older. When my son was playing, he found a very thin and short hair on the ground and asked. Mom, have you lost your hair? I said:? Of course I dropped it. ? Why? I said casually:? Because I am old. ? The son took the hair he picked up: Mom, look at this thin and short hair. I must have lost it. I am getting old.

Give flowers a beauty day. A 4-year-old son squatted in front of the blooming chrysanthemum, holding a knife in his hand and watching attentively? Cut? Flowers. I told my son that this flower can't be cut, and my son said: the hair of the flower grows. Shall I cut it? .

4. Who makes shoes for horses A mother took her daughter back to her hometown in the country and saw a horse on the road. The child asked: Mom, why is this dog so big? The tail is so long? Mom said:? This is a horse, not a dog. ? The child asked again:? Why is the horse still wearing shoes? Who did this?

5. Donkeys are also immortals. My son brought a questionnaire home from kindergarten. My son answered me to take notes. After answering the name of the Eight Immortals, I praised him. Who knows, he said: Mom is wrong. There is another one? . I shook hands with him again and said, No, just these eight? . ? And a donkey? The whole family laughed after hearing this.

6. Tong Tong asked his mother: Why Mr. Jiang? Mother said:? Because? Ancestors? This is the name of the victim. ? Tong Tong said? Do dead grandmothers scream? Fresh milk and pretend to be the hottest person in history.

7. Mom, how did I grow up? Lele looked at her childhood photos and asked curiously. As soon as my mother heard the opportunity of education came, she said, You were raised by your mother. Lele cried as soon as she heard it: How did you give me this? Huh?

8. One day, Hengheng asked his mother: Where am I from? Mom thought for a moment and said, I brought you back from the hospital? Hengheng said to himself:? Xiu Xiu is better because he is from Hubei. ?

9. One day, my uncle who was a soldier in the army came to my sister's house to see Hengheng. During the conversation, my uncle said: I was bitten by mosquitoes when I was on duty, which was very uncomfortable. Hengheng looked at his uncle and said loudly, Wow, this mosquito is so bold that the PLA dares to bite it.

10, little boy: I want to sleep with my mother tonight! Mom: I'll sleep with my mom when I marry my daughter-in-law! What about your wife? The child thought for a long time: it's very simple, let her sleep with her father! Dad didn't speak, his eyes were full of tears!

1 1. Xixi stood by the mirror and twisted around with her eyes closed. I think it's strange. I went over and asked him, what are you doing? He said, I'm looking in the mirror! I said, then why did you close your eyes? He said loudly, I am watching me sleep!

12, eating steamed buns at home, the baby said to his father: give me a bag! Dad said to Xin Wei: Don't say Bao, say Bao Zi. The baby nodded to show that he remembered. At night, the baby suddenly pointed to his father's arm and said, Dad, your arm was bitten by a mosquito!

13, one of her colleagues has a one-year-old daughter who started to change her teeth. Her mother took her back to work after her tooth was pulled out. My mother asked her: Does your tooth still hurt? The little girl's answer made everyone around her laugh: Oh, I left my tooth in the hospital. I don't know if it hurts! ?

14, Hengheng heard the announcer say that so-and-so rested in peace on TV. She asked her father, Dad, what do you mean by rest? Dad said: rest is sleep. ? Oh? Constant constant nodded his head. The next night, Hengheng said to her mother seriously. Mom, I want to rest in peace with you tonight. ?

15, the baby over two years old and almost three years old often has a runny nose. Mom said that if you don't wipe your runny nose, your nose will fall off. The baby quickly looked down for his nose: Where is it? Where is it? Mom simply told him: Here it is! There it is! The baby turned back, accidentally touched his nose and said with surprise, "Hey! Here?

Children and fools tell the truth.

16, raindrop is only two and a half years old, and she is a child in a small kindergarten class. On this day, the students in the small class played games, and the teacher poured a basket of building blocks on the table to let the friends in the small class play freely. I saw the raindrops lined up the building blocks in front of me, and then pushed forward, shouting "I am stupid!" " "

17, I have a little friend of one or four years old. His mother's friend is pregnant and pregnant. The little friend was very angry and asked:? Aunt, what's in your stomach? Miss Doby, he said? It's a little monster ? Just after that, Xiao Pengyou punched his aunt in the stomach and said calmly, Aunt, are you dead?

18, the first-grade teacher taught the children about poultry and animals. Teacher: There is an animal with two feet. Every morning when the sun comes out, it will wake you up and wake you up. What animal is it? Child: Mom!

Dad Buck is sitting on a bench in the park. A child stood by him for a long time and never left. Buck asked in great surprise. Angel, why do you always stand here? The child said:? This bench has just been painted. I want to see you stand up. ?

20. One of her colleagues has a 6-year-old daughter who has started to change her teeth. Her mother took her back to work after her tooth was pulled out. My mother asked her: Does your tooth still hurt? The little girl's answer made everyone around her laugh: Oh, I left my tooth in the hospital. I don't know if it hurts! ?

2 1. The father was very dissatisfied with his son's attitude and scolded him. How can you talk to your old man in a commanding tone? I didn't expect my son to have no remorse. He said not to be outdone. Didn't you say that you and your mother got married on my orders?

Mother: Dear daughter, take a hot bath and go to bed. Daughter: No way. There is an exam tomorrow, so I can't wash it tonight. Mother: What does bathing have to do with exams? Daughter: It's so important. Arms and calves are the answers? .

23. according to the unified deployment of the city, the residential property has set up poison bait sites in every corner of the building, using small boards for fear of hurting children? Poison bait? . Hengheng asked his mother, what is this? Mom said: it's a place to put rat poison. Hengheng thought for a moment and said to his mother, fortunately, the mouse can't read, otherwise it will expose the target.

24. Six-year-old Tintin jumped around in the study, making his father frown while he was studying. Mom came over and grabbed Tintin and said, Be good and go outside to play. Dad is reading here! ? Tintin cocked his head and looked at his mother and said, no, my father's reading here doesn't affect my play! ?

My mother saw her daughter's eyeball was red, so she took her to see an ophthalmologist. The doctor said to his mother. Because the eyes are infected with bacteria, it leads to global inflammation. The daughter asked her mother: Mom, does he mean that my eyes are inflamed, will it affect the whole world?