Campus crosstalk skit

1. Are you sure? I want to have a look.

2. A "five-story platform behind Wutai Mountain, platform, platform, platform." (Learn to play a small gong)

3. One sentence: "The old woman drives the old sheep."

4. Answer: "My uncle makes pigeons and my uncle flies to pick them up."

5. One sentence: "Niu Niu shelled the cow, and the cow twisted (Ning) Niu Niu twisted (Ning) the cow."

6.a What's the mess?

7.a has such an allusion!

8. What about the tree with the hole?

9. A hollow tree hole?

10. A hole is empty?

1 1. Is this tree empty?

12.a Listen to me: "Rou, Pa, Dang, Hua, Piao, Ouch, Whoosh, Cheep."

13. What's that?

14. I'm doing my own thing.

15. How many words do you have?

16.a Let's count.

17.a I have 18 here.

18.a don't believe your number, "soft, beep, clank, jump, ouch, swish, cheep".

19. In the war in Beijing that year, I was lying in bed and heard soft voices ... flying bullets.

20. Hit my head against the wall, bang.

2 1. A shell landed in the yard.

22. Room A collapsed.

23. I fell out of bed and danced.

24. Touch my waist, ouch.

25. At that time, one of them lost three hairs.

26. One killed three mice.

1.b Look, I have nothing to do, and I like Spring Festival couplets best. Recently, I have collected several pairs of absolute children at home.

2.b "The first three towers in Santa West, tower, tower, tower."

3.b he is playing again. "Aunt is riding a big horse in a big way."

4.b "Grandma drinks cheese, and grandma catches cheese."

5.b "Mom rides a horse, but the horse is slow."

6.b ok! Listen to this again: "Empty trees hide holes, holes go into empty tree holes, and holes leave empty trees."

7. This is the allusions and couplets of Confucius.

When Confucius was traveling around the world, one day he went to a certain place and suddenly it rained heavily. He can't go to the village, he can't go to the shop, and he has nowhere to hide. There happened to be an empty tree by the roadside, and Confucius thought he could hide here. It's called an empty tree hiding hole.

9.b Confucius enters the empty tree, and the hole enters the empty tree.

10. There are Confucius in the empty tree and holes in the empty tree.

1 1. After the rain, Confucius made an empty tree, and the hole made an empty tree.

There is no Confucius in the 12.B tree. This is called: "an empty tree hides a hole, a hole enters an empty tree, an empty tree hole, and a hole leaves an empty tree." (Pretending to be out of breath) I almost didn't shoot.

13.B I said, what is this?

14.B I think this is the story of many countries.

15.b allusions can be true, but how many words do you have?

16. This is eighteen words.

17.b "Empty trees hide holes, holes go into empty tree holes, and holes go out of empty trees." Eighteen words. What about you?

18.B I heard that it is over thirty.

19.b is also eighteen words, but what should I say?

20. ba ba ba?

2 1.b？

22.b China?

23.b full of enthusiasm?

24.b ouch?

25.b whoosh?

26. Where does B squeak?

27.b hey!

I made it up! Look at it.