Please give me an alternative shouting poem! ~Forget about polishing shoes! ~

Talk about ancient and modern times, rambling here and there. Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea, what to say when you call Mai today. Talk about one to one, don’t be silent when taking Mai. Voice is for entertainment, shoe polishing is for I work. I am a Wencai primary school, and I shine shoes on Occupational Street. My business has just opened, and I pay five hundred yuan to polish two pairs. It’s not that I want to make you a loser, whoever shines is worth two hundred and fifty. You must not think it is expensive, I The service is the best. After wiping it, I will give you two hundred dollars as a tip. My shoe polish is imported, and one shoe polish is worth two hundred and ninety-two hundred and nine hundred dollars. The key is still US dollars. I have to pay for it. , give you Ant Dali Pills. Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, familiar again and again. White shoe polish, black shoe polish. Don’t look back after paying the order. Red shoe polish, brown shoe polish, take you to travel after polishing. Brown shoe polish, red shoe polish. Walk around in a carefree and unrestrained way. Walk through the streets and alleys, highlighting your personality and fashion. Countless beauties will look at you. Because the leather shoes are polished brightly. Wearing new shoes is taking a new road. You have to step on the brakes. Don't hit a big tree. Some people look down on me and polish you in the dark. A new shoe shiner. A day is not easy. He has 360 years of experience in the industry, and the concept cannot be outdated. Shoe shiners can also be excellent. Hear me call Mai Liu Bu Liu. From the south to the north. From Macau, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. From the two lakes and Guangxi to disaster relief and rescue. Join the league, join the party, and have lofty ideals. Be an official, be laid off, and become a success. Tianchengsu surfs the Internet, makes speeches, makes speeches, and goes to and from home to transfer letters and visits. Silence, cheerfulness, lack of nutrition since childhood, stealing, robbing, lying down in the morgue. Listen to me calling Mai and applaud.

They are all cheering for me. Those who come to the south, those who go west, those who fish and farm at home. Those who surf the Internet, play games, and use voice to vent their anger. Those who compete for fame and profit should be shot sooner or later. Those who raise children, those who specialize in family planning. Go north, come south, do big business and make a fortune. Those who are in the men's volleyball team, those in the women's volleyball team. Those who have won gold medals in the Olympics. Those who sit on the stage, come out, and you can be happy if you give them money. . Those who have liver cancer and stomach cancer. There are also those who confess their true feelings. Those who travel east and west, take trains and planes. Those who walk, take taxis. Those who get approval at the first sign of documents. Preparation of medicine, medicine, specializing in treating impotence. Kidney deficiency. Those who have terminal cancer. Those who are strong and unyielding even before death. Those who walk east, visit the south, and start websites to make money. Those who grow rice and dry salt. Those who go abroad to earn US dollars. Those who are cool and relaxed, after borrowing money. Not returning it. Those who are upset about love. Those who have insomnia at night. Those who travel south, those who travel north, and participate in celebrity beauty pageants. Those who dance, catch ghosts. Those who know the feng shui of houses. Those who suffer from premature ejaculation, impotence, and regret after finding a young lady. People kissing each other in the middle of the street. People running against each other on the train track, going west or east, working in small businesses. People growing garlic, growing onions. People having a stroke after winning the lottery. There are pitfalls, blindness, and support. Those who make a living by kidnapping. Those who smoke white powder easily. Those who practice the magical skill of turtles. Those who travel east, west, wandering around all year round. Those who travel to Guizhou, Tibet, predict astronomy and weather. Some are thin, some are fat, and they call Mai. Don't open it. Listen to me calling "Mai" and "Bangdi". Praise me for shining my shoes. I polish my shoes and polish my shoes. Don't pretend to be an uncle with me. I am only educated in primary school. But I'm not stupid and I'm not pinching you. Don't blame me. Look down on you, but I am always better than you. Life also depends on strength. You should be right for yourself. When a couple fights, it is due to a lack of support. When a car belt is tied, it is due to a lack of care. If you have money in your pocket, you should spend it. If your leather shoes are not shiny, you should polish them. Classic The song is Kiss Goodbye, and the classic song is called Mai Shoeshine. Shoeshine, shoeshine. The shoeshine is perfect. My nickname is Zhuge Liang, the pig leather is polished brightly. The cowhide is also decent, and the walls are all decorated with certificates. (Remember to come back. Look, reward points)